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ps: I found a super good Japanese drama "Black Notebook", I was obsessed with the dark and scheming female protagonist and couldn't extricate myself. It turns out that I just like the dark type.

Chapter 2: Kidnapping a loli is a crime (5/)

The fragrant flower fields are not too far from the nearest village, but few people can find the fields. The main reason is that the fields are surrounded by mountains, and the mountain roads are winding and full of wild animals. Most newcomers will not choose to go this way, even if they happen to go this way...

Everyone is dead, who would dare to set foot here?

Lin doesn't lack anything. Basically, his phone has all kinds of daily necessities. He is just curious about the lives of people in ancient times.

Wearing modern clothes, he walked on the small island of the village, which attracted the attention of the residents. They probably thought he was a stranger from a foreign country. Although they were curious, they just looked at him for a few seconds and then went on with their own work.

Lin walked through the path and arrived at the village market. He walked and stopped, not very interested in the little things on the street. He had plenty of gold coins on him, and as long as it was gold, he could use it anywhere.

He spent one gold coin for each serving of tempura, which made passers-by and merchants on the street treat him as a foolish outsider and invite him to their shops with enthusiasm and hospitality.

After a short stroll, it was already night. Today was a festival day, and the shrine behind the village was holding a festival, so most of the villagers went there.

Holding a candy stick in her hand, Rin followed the pedestrians towards the shrine. The closer they got, the louder the noises of noise and play became. It seemed that people from the surrounding villages had also come and surrounded the shrine. A large number of shops had appeared around the shrine, displaying all kinds of sacrificial items, amulets, toys for children, and snacks.

Rin was hesitating outside the stall, and the crowd pushed him aside and crashed him onto the cart behind. Rin turned around and saw an uncle standing behind the cart, and on the shelf behind the uncle were a lot of colorful masks.

Some of these masks are normal children's masks, while some have hideous faces and look like monsters and demons. However, this is also a kind of culture after all, and there will be many of them in the future. Lin was quite interested and bought a Hannya demon mask and put it on his face.

As there were too many people, he did not see the sacrificial dance at the shrine. He walked around the periphery, feeling somewhat bored. He saw people leaving a small path on the right from time to time, and guessed that it should be a way out of the village, so he followed it.

Following the male villager in front, away from the noise, the villagers in front turned right and went home. Lin estimated the direction, walked a distance to the left, and gradually moved away from the village.

The night breeze blowing beside his ears was very comfortable, and it also relieved his anxiety. He opened the map on his phone, looked at the location, and continued to navigate towards the flower field he had marked.

The moonlight was bright, but because it was autumn, there were no stars in the sky. Everything around was clearly visible, and Lin's footsteps on the mud made a rustling sound.

There was an abandoned house not far away, but Lin didn't pay attention to it and passed by it. At this moment, for some reason, he suddenly thought of the horror games he had played.

For example, Zero·Red Butterfly and Zero·Milk-Shaking Miko are quite similar to the current environment and atmosphere.

Suddenly... the sound of children laughing came from the abandoned house. Lin was shocked and stopped in his tracks.

Abandoned school building... Bah, strange noises coming from an abandoned house... Could it be, could it be a ghost!

He went through the images of Shiva, the Blue Oni, Sadako, Kayako, and the ghost doll Hanako in his mind, lingering on the scumbag Sachiko for a few seconds, and finally his mind settled on the ghost he was familiar with.

Big-horned watermelon girl, dead dwarf, one-armed internet-addicted girl, fairy ghost, huge breast, red, horned brave aunt...

After all, this is the ancient District 11. Logically speaking, even if it is a ghost, it should have some connection with the above three people...

Holy shit! So excited! I'm going to see a ghost!

Lin suddenly burst into strong curiosity, and even forgot the Hannya mask on his face. He walked towards the "haunted" house with great interest and opened the door casually.

Dust rose up and blew in her face. The sounds of children playing stopped abruptly. When the smoke and dust settled, Lin turned on the flashlight on her phone and shone it around. There was no shadow except for a bunch of hay on the ground and an umbrella that had been left next to the door for who knows how long.

He walked a few steps inside. The whole room had obviously not been lived in for a long time. There was dust and cobwebs everywhere, and it looked a bit desolate.

There was a rustling sound behind me, as if something was approaching.

"I hate it so much!"

"Got you!"

As the cute girl's voice sounded, Rin turned around excitedly, and then... their eyes met.

“Ahhhhhh! Woohoo! Boom…”

In front of me was a little blue-haired girl. She screamed in fear, and her eyes, one red and one blue, turned into mosquito coils. She fell straight to the ground, looking like she was scared to death.

"Small...small umbrella?"

This girl... isn't she just a fool like Tomoyo Xiaosan, who is on the same level as Tomo ⑨?

Speaking of which... she is rarely seen in the game. I heard from Empress Qing'e that this girl usually wanders around alone, looking very pitiful. She basically uses Qing'e's game cabin to play games.

Xiaosan's true form is Karasan. Because she was abandoned by everyone, she turned into a Tsukumogami. She needs to absorb human fear to survive. Unfortunately, her super cute loli appearance makes it difficult to scare people. She has always been in a state of hunger, which makes her even more pitiful than Reimu.

It's just that because she rarely comes online, Lin and her don't have a very deep interaction. He just pulls her into the guild and tries to help her.

"Little umbrella...little umbrella!"

She quickly shook the little stupid umbrella's shoulders, and she woke up in a daze. When she saw the mask on Rin's face for the first time, she screamed in fright again. In her panic, she turned into the umbrella body like an autumn eggplant, lying in Rin's hand and shivering.

Only then did he realize that he had scared the loli, and Rin quickly took off the mask and waved the mask in his hand towards the umbrella: "Don't be afraid, I'm a human!"

The pitiful Duoduoliang Xiaosan was stunned for a long time, then jumped out of Lin's body and turned into a human form. He raised his head and squinted at Lin, making a clear and pleasant voice: "Cricket human also wants to scare Xiaosan! Go to hell! I hate it~~"

After saying that, she made a face at Rin again. Rin, who was so cute that her face was bleeding, couldn't help but reach out and touch her head: "Long time no see... stupid umbrella."

"???"

Seeing the completely unfamiliar human being in front of him gently touching his head, Xiaosan tilted his head and said, "Xiaosan doesn't remember you... Wow! You actually remember Xiaosan, that's the opposite! No one has ever remembered Xiaosan!"

"Fool!"

Rin knocked her on the head and looked at her cute appearance with a headache exploding. It seemed as if he had returned to the time when he was still an ignorant boy and regarded these girls as people with chuunibyou. He smiled slightly and an indescribable emotion welled up in his heart, a mixture of happiness and some nostalgia and bitterness.

"Stupid umbrella, do you want to come with me?"

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ps: As for Xiaosan... she is a pet, not a harem. The reason I wrote about her is that I miss someone or a relationship...

Chapter 3 is over, it’s over. Author, I’m going to become a cross-dresser (5/)

Xiaosan has short blue hair, a hairstyle similar to that of Yuuka Kazami, a pair of heterochromatic eyes, and a delicate, cute, and slightly chubby face, making her look more like a doll.

She has a simple and unpretentious personality, which is completely different from those coquettish old ladies who still pretend to be young and lolita girls at their age. Even though she is in a weak state for a long time due to fear of not being able to eat much, she is still happy, heartless and stupid. This is the cute little umbrella.

At this moment, she was blinking in confusion, tilting her head and staring at Lin. After a long while, she suddenly opened her mouth and said, "Wow! Is the human monster going to kidnap Xiaosan and eat her?"

"..."

It was this innocent, natural and not at all exaggerated expression that froze the smile that Lin had managed to force out. He reached out his hand expressionlessly and knocked her head hard again.

"Stupid umbrella, when have you ever seen a human eat a monster?"

"It's a small umbrella, not a stupid umbrella..."

She rubbed her blue hair, but her eyes were unwilling to move away from Lin's face. There was expectation and curiosity in her eyes, which finally turned into disappointment: "Xiaosan is just a useless umbrella monster. No one will need her. The human monster must want to catch Xiaosan and then do XX, and then change to XX and continue XXX."

Still with a natural expression, Lin sighed and even lost the desire to complain. After all, the monster race is now hopeless, and Xiaosan is already a breath of fresh air among them.

"It's okay in the future... Don't peek at those messy things anymore. It's boring and hungry to stay here. It's better to come with me. Sister Youxiang will take care of you..."

They won’t become like those crazy and weird Tengu.

Afraid that the innocent Xiaosan would go astray, Lin tried to persuade her a few words. Perhaps because she wanted to be needed by someone so much, Xiaosan agreed after a slight hesitation.

In her eyes, anyone who can remember her name must be a good person, and she would feel embarrassed if she forgot the other person's name.

The abduction was easily successful. Lin excitedly took Chunshan's hand, not caring about the body she was holding, and led her out of the abandoned house.

"Achievement of capturing Duoduoliang Xiaosan has been achieved!"

……

However, this pleasure did not last long. If you walk on the road too much at night, you may not only encounter ghosts, but also monsters.

The monster in front of them, with a green face, fangs and a smelly mouth, which was blocking the two people's way, jumped out from the mountain road. People admired his courage. After all, this place was only a few kilometers away from Fengjian Yuxiang's territory.

This kind of low-level monster that can't even completely transform into a human form is a low-level monster. Lin is not worried about it. Instead, she is worried about Xiaosan who is frightened by its ugly form and is hiding behind her tremblingly.

"Hey! That human over there!"

The ugly monster shouted, drooling from its ferocious fangs: "Either you listen to me obediently! Or you become my food! Which one do you choose!"

"..."

With a puzzled look on his face, Rin silently drew out his katana, protected the small umbrella behind him, his face as gloomy as water, his ice-blue eyes fixed on the monster in front of him, looking for the opportunity to launch an attack.

Youxiang and Zi said that with his current ability and luck, he could already deal with mid-level monsters, so he didn't need to be afraid of the little monster in front of him who couldn't even maintain a human form and was naked and hairy.

"It seems that you, human, have agreed with the former... Well, I know it. In that case, replace this..."

The smug little monster's eyes were like those of a blind person. He didn't notice the knife in Lin's hand at all. He curled his lips and threw a few pieces of cloth in Lin's direction.

I subconsciously took the cloth and took a closer look...

It turned out to be women's kimono and female ninja costumes...

Holy shit... Monsters already know about the temptation of uniforms so early! I can't afford to offend them.

Feeling insulted, Rin cut the clothes in front of him in half with a knife and pointed at his own face angrily: "Mmmm, I'm a man! Can't you see that if you're blind!"

Looking at the torn clothes on the ground, the little monster was not angry. He smiled and said, "It's only good-looking if it's a man... It's a pity that the good-looking fox monsters and rabbit monsters are hard to find and I can't beat them. Now I can see a human. Ahem, human boy, it turns out that you prefer clothes that are half missing and half exposed to complete clothes... Speaking of which, is the monster behind you a male or a female?"

Xiaosan, who was trembling with fear at the perverted laughter and the perverted values, hugged Lin's waist tightly, buried her head in it and almost cried out. She felt someone calling her and timidly stuck out her little head.

The little monster's eyes lit up, and the saliva at the corners of his mouth formed a stream: "So... cute! Is there... a big eagle?"

"...cnm!"

Lin's brain exploded instantly. He pushed the umbrella away and rushed towards the little monster who was wiping his saliva with a knife. He easily dodged the sweep of the opponent's tail and swung the knife to cut off the opponent's tail directly.

The severed tail on the ground was still twitching, with a large amount of black blood spurting out from its butt. Rin frowned, suppressing the discomfort, and swung the sword again. The sword collided with the sharp claws of the monster who was hastily parrying. The sword with a +20 and a bunch of armor-piercing properties cut off a piece of meat from the little monster's claws.

The little monster screamed in pain and quickly used his special agility to dodge back. He grabbed the severed hand with one hand, feeling both fearful and angry. "Damn human! I spared your life and gave you a chance to dress as a woman! But you turned your kindness into enmity! I'll tear you to pieces when I get the chance! I'll fuck your corpse ten thousand times!"

Just like the villain in the movie, the little monster turned around and tried to escape after making such a threatening remark, but Rin, with a cold face, had already brandished a knife and rushed towards it, scaring the monster so much that it pissed and ran away into the woods using both hands and feet.

However... the night sky suddenly became bright, so bright that it was blinding. The white light cannon penetrated the darkness and also completely penetrated the lower body of the panic-stricken monster, even completely melting his body and blood into the light cannon. In front of Rin's eyes, it turned to ashes.

"Sister Youxiang?"

Yuuka Kazami stood in the distance, her face cold and wild. She looked at the night sky with great disgust. When she felt Rin coming towards her, her expression relaxed a little.

"It's late, hurry up... eh?"

Noticing the little loli holding onto Rin's arm and timidly following behind him, sticking her head out to look at her curiously, Feng Jian Youxiang was slightly startled, then smiled, and reached out to touch Xiaosan's head: "Where did you find this little monster? She's quite cute."

Seeing that Youxiang really likes this little umbrella that looks a bit like her, Lin is completely relieved: "Little umbrella, this is a Tsukumogami I picked up, an umbrella demon. It has nowhere to go anyway, so why not keep it for now?"

As Youxiang gently touched her head, Xiaosan squinted her eyes in enjoyment. At first glance, the two of them really looked like sisters (mother and daughter?).

"Let's go."

Youxiang, who had stopped emitting her feminine power, neither agreed nor refused. She glanced at Lin, then turned and walked towards the sea of ​​flowers.

ps: I'm not a title party, the real text is here, did you notice this picture? Which one do you belong to? Anyway, the first thing I saw was whether there was a big dick under her crotch...

OTZ, it's over.

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By the way, if someone wants to hear my story, I will use the free content space to tell it. It was a long time ago, about three years ago, and it was a young love story of mine...

A little in the front, a little in the middle, a little in the back.

Chapter 4: The happy life of my family of three, Youxiang, Xiaosan and I (5/)

"Come on, Youxiang-sama! Come on, stupid human!"

Clear and pleasant loli voices and applause rang out. Duoduoliang Xiaosan spat out the melon seed shells and clapped excitedly, not knowing whose side she was on.

Lin Bing's icy blue eyes had turned red as he stared at the green-haired girl in the air. A cold smile hung on the corners of his mouth as he let the magic cannon bombard him, creating a small hole in the ground.

He ran forward, dodging the dive of Kazami Yuuka, turned around and transformed his sword into a black straight line, piercing through Yuuka's afterimage. His body stayed in place for a few seconds before leaping back again.

With a joyful smile on her face, Youxiang's body rushed towards Lin like a cannonball at a speed that was difficult to discern with the naked eye. As soon as she clenched her fists, Rin jumped up from where she was, and even paused for two seconds in the air several meters high, with her hands interlaced to hold the handles of the two swords.

"interesting."

Feng Jian Youxiang uttered two words lightly, narrowed her eyes slightly, and did not avoid it. She pointed the parasol in her hand directly at Lin, and the sound of him swooping over intersected.

Several "whoosh" sounds were heard, and in the sunlight, countless willow-leaf-like rays of light quickly stretched in the air, tearing apart the residual image and turning into debris that covered the figures of the two people.

The next second, Lin flew backwards and fell to the ground, rolling several times. The short knife had fallen, and the other hand tightly grasped the long knife, subconsciously reaching out to the broken and drooping arm.

The white spot of light grew bigger and bigger, and fell towards him in an instant. A magic cannon exploded next to him again, and the raised dirt and stones avoided his body and scattered in all directions.

The pain from the broken arm did not make Lin react at all. He stood up and swung his knife at Youxiang who was charging at him. A huge force threw him out again and hit the tree trunk behind him, breaking the tree with a diameter of a ball directly, and the branches fell to the ground.