Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"whispering sound."

"Brother Lin, please don't be like this. I can definitely think of a better way. Besides, Brother Lin is not completely useless... At least... he is good at playing games."

"Brother, Hui also thinks you are amazing... (eyes flickering)"

"Forget it, forget it. Just continue your discussion." Rin, who was lying on the table, no longer wanted to care about anything.

With his head buried in his arms, he didn't notice at all the inexplicable look that flashed across Jingu Kanade's face, the sincere look of concern from He Yin, and the silent gaze of Ming.

"Rin, you decide for yourself. You can go to my friend's house and Naruto will go on a concert tour abroad, or you can go to Master Nishio's house."

"Huh?" Lin suddenly raised his head.

It turns out that I still have human rights in this family?

"I decided to stay."

This was the result of Lin's repeated consideration. It was true that the woman was scary, but he was more afraid that the woman would run home with that scumbag. Without him, the sisters would be killed.

This is something that is absolutely not allowed to happen!

I will protect the chastity of my eldest sister, second sister, third sister and three younger sisters!

"……But……"

Zou looked at him hesitantly: "Aren't you afraid?"

"Afraid? She's just an old woman. Why should I be afraid? As a male of the Jingu family, I also have dignity! I'm not afraid at all!"

"...Brother, why are your legs and arms shaking? Stop it now! Hui can't hold on to her arms anymore!"

"Well, the Nth family meeting ends here. Recorder: Maid B."

This is a huge challenge that the Jingu family faces every year, but... what happened this year was far beyond their imagination, and the situation has become out of control.

Chapter 18 The boss at home who wants to drive as soon as he appears

"The Forever 17-Year-Old Girl: Brother, why are you so absent-minded while clearing a dungeon? Our formation has been running for an hour and we are running out of mana."

"Sunflower: Kick it off again."

Being blamed by the two big guys in the team, Lin wanted to cry but had no tears: "I didn't want to either. I received some bad news today and my hands are still shaking."

"Virtuous and Medically Excellent: Someone's dead? It's okay, we can save him!"

"Forget it, forget it. Let's talk after the fight."

After finally helping Bie and Laozi to finish the 69th copy of Mushroom Charcoal, Lin opened the boss group, brewed his words for a while, and started typing.

"How should I put it? There's an elderly person pretending to be a young lady coming to my house. She has a bad taste, is a bit perverted, and is mentally unhealthy. People under 18 years old are not allowed to have contact with her. In short, she is so terrible that words cannot describe it."

"On the importance of putting money in the cash box: Hey? Isn't that purple m... ahem, purple?"

"The eternal 17-year-old girl: hehe."

"Let's have one DA☆ZE: I also sound like the one from the House of the Lost."

"My majesty: Ouhehehe, it's Purple Old OFRYVBUIP8LO8U."

"On the importance of stuffing money boxes: Idiot vampires don't learn from their mistakes."

Looking at a group of people in the group posting purple and a bunch of letters that seemed to be rolling out of their faces, Lin suddenly realized that there seemed to be a purple mom-obsessed person in the group. Oh... We were talking about serious matters, why did this group of people start role-playing again?

"Your Highness the Princess is the cutest and most beautiful: Okay, stop making personal attacks, you're definitely not talking about Yakumo Yukari, Rin, are you saying that your chastity is in danger?"

"I want to eat the game cabin: Can I eat it?"

"… Chastity is not in danger, but moral integrity may face a catastrophe."

After chatting with his friends in the group for a while, Lin buried his head in the quilt, thinking about the disaster that was about to happen.

Then, even worse news came. As if sensing that the young masters and young ladies of the Jingu family were discussing how to deal with her, this woman came back early.

……

Standing outside the apron behind the mansion waiting were the Jingu sisters and Rin, who was immersed in her mobile phone, followed by two rows of servants and maids. The housekeeper Miss Sakurada stood behind Rin, watching him try to remain calm with his hands trembling slightly, and she revealed a knowing smile.

Until the sound of the helicopter was heard getting louder and louder, and the strong wind blew everyone's hair into a mess.

After a safe landing, a woman in a pilot's uniform and high boots got off the plane, took off her goggles, let her long wavy purple hair down, and waved to the people of the Jingu family.

"My honey, your youngest, most beautiful, noble, elegant and charming mother is back. Are you happy?"

"Clap clap clap!"

In response to the servants' applause, the young masters and young ladies of the Jingu family did not even give a sincere smile or greeting.

Jingu Kanade had a formulaic smile on her face that looked so fake, and no one knew what she was thinking.

Jingu Ming's face was still as cold as ice...no different from usual.

Jinguyin's eyes curved into crescents, and she also had a fake smile on her face, and she secretly used her body to protect Rin.

Jingu Rin...plays games.

Jingu E... stuck to Jingu Rin, staring at her with her puffy face.

Jingu Sakura pulled Rin's sleeve expressionlessly, while Jingu Yuki was rubbing her eyes.

This tall and beautiful woman who looks to be in her mid-twenties is the real boss of the Jingu family, Jingu Kana. It’s hard to imagine just by looking at her appearance... She must be at least 22 years old to have given birth to the 38-year-old Jingu Kanade.

Moreover, Rin has always been puzzled. His father has black hair and his mother has purple hair, so why do his seven brothers and sisters have different hair colors?

Is it...

Because of his father who had passed away many years ago and about whom he had no memory, he could no longer continue to speculate.

"Oh my, my life is so miserable. I gave birth to seven children, and they treated me like this? Woo woo."

Turning her head to the side and covering her face with her hands, Mrs. Jingu's exaggerated acting skills still left people indifferent.

As the boss and the head of the consortium, Jingu Kanade had no choice but to step forward and say, "Thank you for coming back, mother. Please come home first."

"Yes, yes, mother will be leaving soon, so you should have a good rest."

Jingou Yin put his hands together and said something that everyone thought was very pleasing to the ear.

"Then Xiaoyin will be disappointed. I will stay a little longer this time. I have something important to announce. Before that... let me take a good look at my sweet baby Lin."

As she said that, Kana Jingu quickly walked towards the desperate Rin and hugged him.

She was tall to begin with, and with the high heels she was wearing, she was a head taller than Rin. At this moment, she was pressing his head against her chest, looking extremely happy.

"Woo, woo, let me go! I'm suffocating!"

After finally letting go of Rin, the mother pinched his cheeks and said, "Little Rin is getting cuter and cuter. Mommy, I never forget to bring gifts for Rin when I go out."

After thinking about it, she continued as if it was a by-product: "Of course, there are also some for them."

He clapped his hands and servants carried two boxes down from the helicopter.

After opening the first box, Jingu Kana personally handed a beautifully wrapped box to Jingu Kanade with a caring look on her face: "Kouade, you are not young anymore, and you are not married yet. This is a gift from your mom. It doesn't matter if it breaks. I bought you a dozen more."

Lin tilted his head and took a quick look, and found that through the transparent film in the middle of the box, there seemed to be a stick-like object, which was also electric.

Ahem, could it be...

No wonder Sister Zou looked like she wanted to kill someone.

"And Naruto, Mama knows what you like, so this is for you."

As he said that, he handed Ming a box that looked like a game disc to Rin.

Unfortunately, Ming's hands were too fast, and Rin couldn't see clearly what it was.

The next thing given to Yin was a novel. Lin could barely make out the first few words, "Even if he's my younger brother..." and then he couldn't see anything.

"And Xiao Hui, this X-education textbook is for you. Hey... you're already 13 years old, now you can... cough cough."

Noticing the murderous looks on the faces of the others, Kana Jingu restrained herself a little, and the toys she gave to Sakura and Yuki were relatively normal.

"Finally, it's Rin. Don't worry, Mommy won't dislike you just because you've become a stay-at-home. I've even bought back all the limited edition games for you! Hehehe."

Lin looked at the half box of games left and almost was tempted to believe her.

Until she opened the second box, which was full of cute, beast girl, Gothic... women's clothing.

"I'll try on all the clothes this time so that Mama can appreciate them."

"I almost believed you had turned over a new leaf. I'm really a stick maker."

"How can you say that about your mother? These...are all very normal clothes. Boys nowadays can't go out without a few women's clothes!"

"Mom, what you mean by normal is the panties with the vibrating D-shaped object and the tail that looks like it's going to be stuffed into the anus?"

Chapter 19 X is a great life

The atmosphere at the Jingu family's luxurious dining table was a little too quiet.

The seven brothers and sisters sat at the table without saying a word, waiting silently, and the seat at the head was vacant.

Feeling quite bored, Rin secretly took out his phone from under the table and opened a temporary conversation.

"Speaking of which, it's been two days, and we still haven't come to an agreement on the direction of my enhancement?"

He currently has more than 3800 points of faith, as well as 5 points of inexplicable true faith, 33 points of lower-level evil spirits for killing robbers and scum, 5 points of higher-level evil spirits, and 100 points of world power.

It seems that he has some assets, but the direction of exchange is very confusing, so he has no choice but to consult his girlfriend and buddies.

"Game Maniac: It's hard to choose. Apart from your good looks and cuteness, I think you need to improve in every aspect."

"Lucky Tuna: One more thing to add, the charm value does not need to be strengthened, the protagonist's aura feels enough."

"Want to die once? Passive skill attracts bees and butterflies."

"...Please consider carefully what I am still lacking?"

While they were chatting, the eldest sister, Jingu Kanade, knocked on the table. Rin looked up and saw a warning look on her face: "How many times have I told you not to play with your phone while eating? Do you want your pocket money to be deducted again?"

Then, she saw Lin's pitiful eyes, as if to say, "I'm already miserable enough, can't you indulge me this once?"

Then she thought about the terrible life Rin would have in the future once Kana Jingu returned, and her expression softened, "Just this once."

Giving her elder sister a look of gratitude, Lin once again looked at the chat window, her eyelids twitching as she watched the three people swiping the screen.

"Game Maniac: Now that you mention it, there are a lot of things missing. Rin is simply a complete loser."

"Lucky Tuna: I heard that she is a little nearsighted but she is too proud to wear glasses."

"Want to die once? Physical condition, weak."

"Game fanatic: Your physical fitness is probably horribly poor."

"Lucky Tuna: All that's missing is malnutrition..."

Looking at the remarks that seemed to be cutting him with a knife, Rin suddenly felt that... life had no meaning and he was useless.

He tried hard to think about the advantages of his physical fitness, and suddenly a flash of lightning flashed through his mind, his eyes lit up, and he typed quickly.

"I...at least I'm doing well!"

"Want to die once? Pervert."

"Game Maniac: Hey, hey, I still believe in X, are you doing well [suspicious], Rin, aren't you still a virgin?"

Virgin...virgin!

Lin, who was sitting at the dining table, suddenly froze and turned red. She typed on her phone with almost gnashing teeth: "I'm only 15! Is it weird to be a virgin at 15?!"

"Game Maniac: Not strange, but in the world of hentai, it is strange for a 15-year-old to still be a virgin... And, hey, I remember that Rin traveled through time, and how old was he in his previous life?"

It was like being pierced by thousands of arrows, and Lin almost burst into tears.

I made the wrong friends. Why is my best friend such a person?

"Lucky Tuna: [wipes saliva] Big X... Hehe, you are worthy of being the husband I like. I am looking forward to it. It must be great to use the beep, beep, beep, beep posture."

"Want to die once: Slutty bitch."

Lin covered her face helplessly. Why did she feel that the goddess of luck had given her the wrong priesthood? It would have been more accurate to give her the power of a sex goddess.