Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend
Author: Call Me Knight
Summary:
Completed, "Survival Guide to the Little Yellow World" is being steadily updated, new book "King Zhou, My Wife"
Chapter 1 The tragic Shura scene between my online ex-girlfriend and my current girlfriend
"So the two of them started arguing? Rin, you're really a playboy."
Looking at the reply on the chat app screen, Jinmiya Rin sighed deeply, his fingers flying: "As my good friend, don't you know me? I just want to be a quiet homebody!"
So, how did this tragic Shura scene begin?
First, let me introduce the young man who is in the middle of an emotional entanglement.
Su Hang, no, now his name is Jingong Lin, a real time traveler, currently in District 11, with three older sisters and three younger sisters at home. With older sisters, younger sisters and a house, if nothing unexpected happens, he should be the legendary winner in life with the halo of the protagonist.
It turns out that this was all overthinking.
His elder sister is not brother-con, and his younger sister is not brother-con. As a gloomy man, his biggest hobby is to hide in the house to read novels, play games and watch anime. He has no communication with his "family" and is a complete otaku.
The person he was chatting with, whose name is unknown, was his best friend online. He called himself a gaming fanatic and they had known each other for a year.
The incident that put him in the vortex was the tragic battle between his current girlfriend and his ex-girlfriend.
Don't get me wrong, a otaku's girlfriend is just an online dating partner. Although they have turned on the voice chat, Rin is still not sure if she was fooled by the voice changer.
Her former online love interest, whose screen name was Lucky Tuna, had been dating online for two years, and just when Rin mustered up the courage to go on a date... Tuna disappeared.
Feeling frustrated and abandoned, Lin met his current girlfriend, whose online name is Do You Want to Die Once? and nickname is Xiao Ai. After the two dated for half a year, Tuna came back, and the Shura Field appeared.
Rin didn't even know how they knew each other online, but she was pulled into a temporary conversation, and so...
"Hubby, I'm sorry. Something happened at home, so I left without saying goodbye... Let's start over."
"Don't you know that you can never get it back once you lose it? Now I'm Lin's girlfriend!"
"You two have only been together for half a year, but Lin and I have been in love for a year, and you are just a mistress!"
"You've known each other for a year and you're still abandoning Lin, you're a bitch!"
"QAQ, husband, something really happened at home."
"Brother Lin, who do you choose?"
……
The above is the battlefield between his sinister ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend who has nothing to do with anything.
Oh yes, at least before Tuna appeared, my current girlfriend was still a nobody.
"I think you should calm down for a while and think about who you like more, right?"
His buddy's words were very insightful, and Jingu Rin also felt that this was indeed what he should do, even though he felt that he liked both of them.
"Thank you. I feel much better after chatting with you. Do you want to play the dungeon?"
"Okay!"
Opening a game called "Fantasy Girls War", Rin entered her account and entered the familiar game world.
The entire public screen was noisy.
"【World Channel】I am the strongest: Reimu, you scumbag, I am the strongest, if you have the guts, come to SOLO, the coordinates are XX, XX."
"【World Channel】On the importance of cash boxes: Go play, @Yuedu Technology Company, GM, when will the currency exchange be available? Game coins are useless! I want to exchange them for cash!"
"【World Channel】Kappa Heavy Industry No. 01: Selling 18th-level A-quality ion shock weapon, price in private message, black gungungungungun."
"【World Channel】Virtue and Medicine: Selling basic vitality potion, priced at 185G per bottle. In addition, Yongyuan Pavilion sells various medicines, with reasonable prices and significant effects. For details, please contact Lingxian."
"【World Channel】Princess Fengji: Master, quickly tell Kaguya that mother is furious in the Moon Palace because Kaguya killed her three times in the wild. She wants to capture Kaguya and bring her back to the Moon City!"
"【World Channel】Lucky Rabbit Lala: mdzz, didn't we reach an agreement last time not to look for the princess anymore?"
"【World Channel】Miss Saigao: Buying a ring of majesty, any price you want, real money transactions are acceptable, just present the ring before Miss wakes up."
“【World Channel】On the importance of cash boxes: Damn you rich people, I have to sell my equipment too! C-quality equipment is 100 yen, skills are 200 yen, B-quality equipment is 1000 yen, skills are 2000 yen, and A-quality skills are only 5 yen. My cash box is already thirsty!”
"【World Channel】It's Jue, not Xiaowu: Lianlian, where have you been playing again? Come home quickly."
"【World Channel】Happy Lianlian: Playing with Qin Xin-chan, the experience cabin is much more comfortable than the helmet, sister."
"【World Channel】Let's have a DA☆ZE: 2333, Reimu, you're almost a salted fish, you're doomed to fail."
"【World Channel】I have a library to protect the world: Black and White Mouse, can you please return the equipment you lent me last time?"
"
Every time he saw these shocking chat records, Lin would sigh that the senior otakus nowadays were too immature. They even made a game called Gensokyo and put themselves into the game to play text. It was a pity that he always teamed up with these people who played girl characters and were not sure whether they were male or female to play the game with the idea of caring for the immature ones.
Well, this is a game his good friend asked him to play.
“What kind of demon king can you be if you can’t learn calculus: @The Eternal 17-Year-Old Girl@Sunflower@Her Royal Highness the Princess is the cutest and most beautiful@She is not Megatron@On the importance of putting money in the cash box@You only know how to play games, guilty!, The guild leader is online, let’s form a team and clear the dungeon!”
By the way, his buddy also plays a female character named Her Royal Highness the Cutest and Most Beautiful. He’s probably a Kaguya fan, right?
……
After a night of fierce fighting, it was morning in the blink of an eye.
After turning off the computer, Rin went downstairs with dark circles under his eyes and glanced at the woman sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV.
"Morning, Sister Zou."
This 22-year-old lady with double S-curves, an amazing figure, and a beautiful face with long black hair is his eldest sister in this world, Jingu Kanade, and she is the boss of a family business by profession.
"You're staying up all night again?"
The eldest sister's eyes were full of momentum, and she glanced at him coldly: "Reduce your pocket money by one third this week."
So, feeling that she was being disliked again, Mo Lin came to the restaurant with her ears drooping and sat down.
Sitting next to him was his second sister Jingu Ming, who was known as the snow on the plateau and could freeze people into slag. She was 19 years old, a college student and pianist. She still inherited her family's first-class looks, and her long silver hair made her face even colder.
Why the long silver hair? Who cares.
Knowing that no matter who talked to Ming, there was no guarantee of a response, Rin gave up saying hello and picked up the milk on the table.
"Really, why don't you go wash up, brother Lin!"
The one with the gentle complaining tone came from his third sister, Jingu Oton... a gentle beautiful girl who was said to be so beautiful that the people who pursued her could circle the city. She had pink hair that Rin always thought was black if she cut it open. Well... she was 17 years old and a high school student.
As for himself, I forgot to introduce him. He is a 15-year-old student waiting for the school to start and about to enter high school.
In addition, there is a 13-year-old tsundere sister, Jingu Hui, and two 10-year-old twin sisters, Jingu Sakura and Jingu Yuki. The older one is a nerd and the younger one is a naive person.
So why can't I be the protagonist despite all the attributes of a harem heroine? !
Chapter 2: I learned that my sister is the heroine of anime, you are not simple
Rin has always felt that she is the least popular one in the family.
The eldest sister always treats him harshly, the second sister won't even look at him, and the third sister is quite gentle to him. But the third sister is gentle to everyone, and the three younger sisters... just like that, it's better not to mention them.
The cute tsundere loli with golden hair, Jingu Hui, was sitting on the other side of him, swaying back and forth restlessly and being scolded by her eldest sister.
A pair of chestnut-colored twins, one was putting food into his mouth with an expressionless face, and the other was still half asleep, being fed by the third sister.
I always feel that the whole family is very warm, except for him who doesn't fit in.
However, as an orphan in his previous life, he also wanted this family affection, but he didn't know how to get along with his sisters. In addition, his vague sense of alienation from this world led to his gloomy personality, which made his relationship increasingly strained.
I have been ten years old since I traveled to this family, and after five years of living together, I still cannot fit in.
Jingu Rin smiled bitterly: "Maybe I, a stay-at-home, shouldn't live in such a wealthy elite family."
Ranked 11rd among enterprises in District 23, their family is the richest man in Glory City, a super consortium called Jingu.
Their father was a son-in-law who married into their family. He died of illness when the youngest twins were only one year old. Their mother left them and traveled around the world with a girlish heart to find her own love.
In other words, Rin rarely sees her irresponsible mother and lives a life where she is treated like a mother by her elder sister.
Recalling his memory and swallowing the last bite of bread, Rin slowly stood up and said, "I'm done."
"Huh? So fast!"
The third sister sounded in a fuss-like tone, and Lin turned around and was about to go back to his room to catch up on some sleep, but the voice in his head made him stop.
"Corrosion: 8.00%"
This is the sound that has been ringing in his mind from time to time since he came to this world. The value will increase accordingly, but Lin has never figured out what this thing is. It doesn't look like a cheat code.
He returned to his room and lay on the bed, the uneasiness in his heart reappeared. He really couldn't understand what this unlucky word meant.
Rin, who couldn't fall asleep, turned on his phone and opened the chat app, and received a lot of messages, most of which were from his ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend, as well as from good friends and some gaming friends.
Tuna and Xiaoai's avatars have turned gray, probably because they went to rest. They only left him a string of messages, all asking about who to choose.
Lin thought about it and replied to everyone: "Give me some time to think about it, okay?"
Then I clicked on my good friend the "game maniac". This guy is there almost day and night, and I don't know how he survives.
"Still not asleep?"
"Yeah, you haven't slept yet, have you?"
The reply came almost instantly, which warmed the heart of Rin, who had always felt like a nobody at home.
Unable to suppress his urge to talk, Rin sent a message that changed his fate.
"Since you are my best friend, I will tell you a secret... I actually traveled through time."
The expected response of suspecting that he was crazy did not appear. The other party just sent a message: "Then, what happened to you?"
Feeling hot-headed, Rin sent the other party everything that had happened to him over the past five years. Two or three hours had passed by in the process.
The other party was silent for a while, and suddenly said: "What if I say that the world you live in is a hentai?"
This sentence scared Rin so much that she almost threw her phone away, "???"
"Hey, we don't live in the same world. Even if the Earth you mentioned before is very similar to the world I live in, it's not the same world. It's so funny that we can chat across dimensions. Ahem, let's get back to the topic. The world you are in now... is a hentai anime I watched, and you are not the protagonist."
The protagonist is not you... The protagonist is not you!
Such a bolt from the blue hit Lin's head. It's not that he hopes to be the protagonist, but this is an anime. If the protagonist is not him, what does it mean? !
"You're not lying to me, are you? Are you kidding me?"
"Do you think I would lie to you? Your home is a scene from an hentai anime. Soon, your mother's best friend's son will move into your home, and then a filthy power called the power of the devil will invade this world. Anyone infected will become easily aroused, and coupled with the hero's love offensive, all your sisters will not be able to escape, and will be trained to become erotic characters for others to play with. It's strange that there is no one named Jingu Rin in the original work..."
Lin's head felt like it was about to explode, and she didn't even want to read what the other party would reply.
what to do? what do I do?
He now understood everything. The degree of erosion most likely referred to the degree of erosion that the Yin Demon had brought to this world.
But even so, what can he do?
Protect them?
A voice suddenly sounded in my mind, very firm.
"Yes, even if I am a transparent person, they are my family after all. I will never allow anyone to hurt them. Besides, I also live in this world. If I am eroded, what will I become?"
As if grasping the last straw, Lin tapped the virtual keyboard of the mobile phone with trembling hands: "What should I do?"
The other party was silent for a while, and when Lin was getting impatient, he replied: "I can let a dead old woman take you and your family away, but I can't save the world..."
Lin stared at his phone blankly. Who is this buddy of his?
Give up this world?
"But I think your two girlfriends might be able to find a way. This chat software isn't something that ordinary people can use, right?"
"Can you please stop saying half of what you want to say and finish it all at once?"
"Wow? Are you blaming me?"
Lin, who subconsciously complained, quickly apologized to this arrogant friend and thanked him. Then he shook Tuna and Xiaoai's windows vigorously and kept leaving messages in the temporary conversation window.
Unfortunately, the other party has indeed been offline for a long time.
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