My system is weird.

My system is weird.

Author: Shangshan Xiaxiang

Summary:

"Main quest: Mother's love is like water."

"Introduction: Make Li Xia believe that you are his long-lost biological mother."

The heroine: "Thank you for your confession, but it's impossible for us, because... I'm your mother."

Li Xia: “?”

Chapter 1 This woman has a big problem

A drizzle of rain fell from the gray sky.

In the dim alley, two shabby street lamps flickered due to years of disrepair.

There was a sickening smell of blood in the air.

Lying on the ground was a body that had been cut in half at the waist, with its back facing upwards, and its face could not be seen clearly.

Next to the body stood a woman wearing a black suit and with long silver hair draped over her shoulders.

There was no expression on her face. Her right hand trembled, and the blood on the long sword dripped onto the ground along with the falling rain, and then the sword was put back into the scabbard.

On the other side of the corpse, Li Xia slumped on the ground, his face full of shock. Although he was frightened by the scene before him, he remained calm. He did not scream or shout because of the corpse next to him, but instead carefully looked at the silver-haired woman in front of him.

He had just seen this cold and beautiful woman on TV. Why did she appear here and save him?

The silver-haired woman had no intention of explaining to him and turned to leave.

Just then, a mechanical synthetic voice suddenly appeared in her mind.

"Ding Dong, system binding successful."

"The main mission is triggered."

"Direction 1, mother's love is like water."

"Introduction: Within one month, make Li Xia believe that you are his long-lost biological mother."

"Direction 2, Father's love is like a mountain"

"Introduction: Within one month, make Li Xia believe that you are his long-lost biological daughter."

"Mission reward: a random skill."

"Penalty for failure: brain death."

"Tip: Please select the main mission within ten seconds and receive the novice gift pack, otherwise you will be punished, incontinence, 10, 9, 8..."

The silver-haired woman frowned slightly, put her thumb on the hilt of the knife, pushed it lightly, and with a "whoosh", the long knife was unsheathed.

In an instant, the temperature around her seemed to drop by several degrees. At this moment, she was like a silver-haired god of death. If any enemy appeared, he would be killed by her with one sword.

Li Xia was sitting on the ground, and was startled when she suddenly drew her knife. Could it be that this woman wanted to kill him to silence him?

I quickly thought of a way to escape.

However, she just stood there, her muscles tense, like a cheetah ready to pounce, carefully watching her surroundings.

"Ding Dong." The mechanical voice sounded in her mind again.

"The selection time has come. Since the host did not make a choice within the specified time, the penalty is being randomly generated."

"Completed at random, penalty: incontinence."

As the synthesized sound ended, a wet mark slowly appeared on the silver-haired woman's trousers and quickly spread to the surroundings. Although it was a rainy day, it was still clearly visible.

Li Xia saw all of this. He opened his mouth and looked at the cold and beautiful silver-haired beauty in front of him.

"Everything that happened today was just a dream..."

Time went back to three hours ago.

Li Xia is an ordinary Yan countryman, because her mother's sister is a professor at the University of Tokyo.

This made him choose to study in the East after graduating from high school.

Unable to tolerate the sloppy living habits of this mature female professor, he chose to move out.

This made his already poor living expenses even worse.

Working becomes the only option.

Although he was not familiar with Tokyo, he quickly found a job as a waiter in a coffee shop thanks to his handsome looks.

Wiped down the counters as usual today as well.

There was a TV hanging in the middle of the cafe, broadcasting the series of disappearances that had recently become a strange story in the city.

On the screen, a row of East Country police leaders were collectively bowing and apologizing.

I can't remember how many times this scene has happened. I have to bow my head when necessary, but the case remains unsolved.

"Tokyo is really not peaceful." Li Xia shook his head and continued to wipe the glass in his hand.

He wasn't too worried about the case itself. A few missing people was nothing for a city like Tokyo with a population of 30 million.

I'm not the protagonist of a novel, so how could I possibly encounter such a thing?

And every time he goes home, he goes to crowded places.

I never go to any alleys or old buildings, and I directly refuse when classmates invite me to go on vacation to an island.

When walking on the street, I won’t be curious and buy strange things.

Don't enter any shop without a sign.

I always avoid fortune tellers when I see them.

Hang up immediately if you receive an unknown call without a number.

Definitely not walking behind some high school kid with a weird hairdo.

Even if I met a high school girl in uniform squatting against the wall on my way home at night, I would never talk to her.

Completely avoid any options that might trigger strange plots.

"Wow, so handsome." The girl who spoke was called Fujino Chie. Like Li Xia, she was a student at the University of Tokyo. She was a year older than him and was a senior who was very easy to get along with.

After knowing that Li Xia was his junior, he patted his chest and promised that as a senior, he would protect him.

However, Li Xia soon discovered that this senior did not provide any help to him except shaking and making his eyes blurry. Instead, Li Xia helped her share a lot of work.

She was used to lying on the counter, which could reduce some of the weight on her upper body, and was watching TV with shining eyes.

"Senior, even if you haven't met a boy you like, please don't set your sights on middle-aged uncles."

While wiping the cup, Li Muzhi raised his head and looked at the TV screen, but he was stunned.

Behind a group of middle-aged Mediterranean men, there stood more than a dozen guys in black suits.

Like these politicians, they are all wearing suits, but just standing there, these people give people a completely different feeling.

They are more like disciplined soldiers than government officials.

The most eye-catching person is the white-haired woman standing in the front row. She is wearing a neat black suit and a black coat draped over her shoulders. In addition to her hair, her eyebrows are also white.

Her name was written on the badge: Kirikiri Kiyomizu.

Just standing there, the reporters in the audience couldn't help but lower their voices, instinctively slowed down their shutter movements, and shuddered involuntarily.

At this time, a female reporter sitting in the front row stood up and looked at Kirikiri Shimizu: "May I ask why the Metropolitan Police Department suddenly announced that it would take over the investigation. Is it because, as rumored, this case involves some extraordinary events?"

This question was a trap. As long as she denied it, she could point out the unreasonable aspects of the case one by one.

The middle-aged officials nearby all frowned. This reporter was a little unruly and wanted to make a big news.

Kirikiri Shimizu's expression did not change at all, and his voice was cold: "There are no extraordinary events in this world."

The voice was not loud and without any emotion. When the reporter heard her deny it, he was about to speak the lines he had prepared. But just as he was about to open his mouth, he suddenly found that his eyes met hers. His body shuddered involuntarily and he felt as if he had entered an icy cave. He sat back down instinctively.

"So handsome." Chie Fujino's eyes lit up, and she turned to look at Li Xia, her voice extremely excited: "From now on, she is my idol, and I will only love her in my life."

"That's what you said the last time you saw that guy." Li Xia also withdrew her gaze from the TV. She was indeed a stunning ice beauty, but this kind of high-ranking government official was not from the same world as her and would never have anything to do with her, so Li Xia would not care too much.

"Strange~" Chie Fujino suddenly looked thoughtful: "Her hair and eyebrows are both white, so that means..."

As if he thought of something, his smile gradually became distorted.

"Senior, you should go see a doctor tomorrow." Li Xia put the washed cups in order and stopped chatting with the senior who drove from time to time. She took out a broom and started cleaning on her own.

He quickly cleaned up the seat of the guest who had just left, and looked down to see a red wallet on the floor.

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Chapter 2 I Won't Be Haunted by a Pervert

"A customer left his wallet behind." Li Xiazhi took a look and saw a red wallet with a Doraemon pendant on it.

"She just went out a short distance." Chie Fujino tilted her head, "It's raining outside now, and she didn't bring an umbrella. Let's go ahead and take a look. We should be able to catch up with her if we go out now."

"Of course I'll wait for her to come and get it. Nothing can make me leave my beloved job. Besides, I won't recognize her if I see her." Li Xia wanted to throw the wallet behind the counter.

"It's easy to recognize." Fujino Chie stretched out her hand and drew a big arc in front of her chest, saying somewhat indignantly:

"That sister is so lewd. Not only is half of her body exposed, but she's also wearing a black suspender skirt."

"Solving customers' problems is our mission." Li Xia pulled out an umbrella from the counter: "Senior, I'll go out and take a look and be back soon."

I pushed open the door of the cafe. It was autumn and drizzle was falling from the gray sky onto the street.

Occasionally, pedestrians would pass by hurriedly, covering their heads with their hands.

Li Xia opened his umbrella. There were not many pedestrians in this weather, so he looked towards the alley ahead.

At the end of the street is a subway station, which is the closest to it by foot.

The street lights flickered in the drizzle due to disrepair, adding a sense of déjà vu of a Japanese horror movie.

"We have to find time to replace it." Li Xia shook his head. It is difficult to find spare parts for such old facilities when they break down.

It was probably contracted to the Kingdom of Prussia for repair. Maybe you can still dig up oil paper bags around it now.

He walked into the alley holding an umbrella. There was no one else here. The sound of his footsteps and the sound of rain flowing into the manhole covers on the side of the road intertwined together, making the world seem especially peaceful.

The alley was not long. After Li Xiachao walked for about three minutes, he saw a graceful figure standing at the end of the alley.

She held her wet skirt in her hands and hid under a beam to avoid the rain.

Li Xia walked up quickly, and the sound of his footsteps attracted the woman's attention.

She turned her eyes towards him, as if recognizing him, with a hint of a smile on her face.

"Guest, your wallet." Li Xia took out the red wallet from his pocket and handed it to her.

I couldn't help but glance away. The woman wasn't beautiful, but her figure was indeed a bit exaggerated.

In addition, the drizzle fell on the refreshing summer dress, making it feel half wet and inexplicably astringent.

"Thank you~" The woman took the wallet with a faint smile on her face and looked Li Xia up and down: "Aren't you afraid to go out so late?"

"I'm very brave, and I also know some martial arts to protect myself." Li Xia smiled and shrugged, then handed her the umbrella. "Just give it back the next time you come, sister."

The woman didn't take the umbrella. She looked at Li Xia with a more scorching gaze. She suddenly put a hand on Li Xia's thigh and said, "No wonder, you have a good figure, pretty strong."

"Um... Sister, please respect yourself." Li Xia did not resist much, but suddenly looked at her Adam's apple with a squint.

He was stunned, took a step back, and said alertly: "I still have things to do in the store, I will go back first."

After saying that, he turned and left.

The woman had no intention of letting him go. She stretched out a hand and grabbed his arm, saying in a charming voice, "Sister will show you something nice."

Li Xia only felt a huge force on his arm, pulling him into the darkness of the alley.

"No!" Li Xia shouted hurriedly.

"Hey, little brother, your face is red~" The woman turned around with a smile: "Let me see how you have developed..."

Before she finished her words, the woman saw something flying towards her.