My Scumbag Guidance System

But this was not the time to be horny, so she quickly suppressed the strangeness in her heart and said, "Let's leave my sister's room first, Jinxuan, go back to your room and take a shower as soon as you leave."

She specifically explained this to Yang Jinxuan, because when it came to sex, Yang Jinxuan was like a child in front of them. She didn't know how to hide it after satisfying herself, so it was easy for others to see through her.

Yang Jinxuan was so embarrassed that she nodded repeatedly.

Then the four of them left Jiang Xiaoyue's room. Yang Jinxuan took advantage of the fact that no one was on the first floor and quickly went downstairs, while Jiang Jingyu took Li Luning and Liu Qiling back to her room to clean up the scene.

Today, the three of them and Yu Shao had been making a fuss in bed all day long, leaving traces of them everywhere in the room. The big bed was also messy and wet, and it had to be cleaned up as soon as possible to avoid being discovered by Jiang Bairong.

In the process of destroying the evidence of the mistake, the blush on Jiang Jingyu's face kept lingering, and her heart was filled with strange emotions. After she was sure that Yu Shao would be fine, she began to enjoy the excitement brought by the mistake she made today.

Perhaps because she made a mistake under Jiang Bairong's nose, she felt particularly strong this time and wanted to hide in the quilt and rub it... No, she wanted to have close contact with Yu Shao immediately and wanted him to conquer her with force.

At the same time, although the process was extremely thrilling, Yu Shao's behavior of transforming into a child to escape punishment also gave her inspiration.

A bold idea came into her mind.

Jiang Bairong didn't agree with her having contact with boys so early, but there should be no problem with the cute little brother. Jiang Bairong wouldn't be a pervert and think that she was a copper smelting enthusiast.

Jiang Jingyu fantasized about bringing her little brother home and hiding in her room to have close contact with him, but Jiang Bairong just thought she was teasing a child.

Thinking of this situation, Jiang Jingyu's heart beat rapidly and her eyes were full of excitement.

Chapter 427 He is still a child

As the scene was in chaos, the bodyguard persuaded Jiang Bairong to go back into the house in advance to prevent her from getting hurt. At this time, Jiang Bairong sat on the sofa with a gloomy face, waiting for the result.

There were bursts of exclamations coming from outside, as if they were feeling unbelievable. Jiang Bairong secretly wondered if they had caught someone they knew.

Since they all work for her, they see each other every day and are generally familiar with each other. If they catch an acquaintance, they would probably feel embarrassed to use harsh measures. However, Jiang Bairong will not be soft-hearted. If anyone dares to mess around at home, she will make him learn a lesson no matter who he is!

Picking up the phone, he called the bodyguard outside. After the call was connected, Jiang Bairong asked, "Did you catch the person?"

"We caught him, but..." The bodyguard on the phone hesitated, as if he wanted to beg for mercy.

Jiang Bairong felt unhappy and said coldly, "Bring the person in!"

"Yes, I'll bring it to you right away."

Intimidated by her aura, the bodyguard dared not say anything more and quickly responded.

Jiang Bairong hung up the phone and waited patiently, but in her heart she was thinking about how to punish the offenders. If it was just a simple dismissal, that would be too easy for them.

While he was thinking, hurried footsteps were heard outside. Jiang Bairong put his thoughts aside and looked up, but was stunned.

Three sturdy women walked towards her quickly. One of them was holding an unknown "thing" in her hand. The "thing" was covered with adult clothes and was struggling desperately in the bodyguard's arms, making the strong bodyguard who was used to following her look embarrassed.

Jiang Bairong was full of questions. Did they catch the wild animal that broke into their home?

Thinking of this, a hint of anger flashed in her eyes. She asked them to catch people, but they ended up catching small animals. They simply didn't take her seriously.

She coldly watched the three female bodyguards approach her. Just as she was about to explode, the "thing" in the female bodyguard's arms suddenly poked out a small head from the collar of her clothes. It stared at her angrily with a pair of big black and white eyes and shouted, "Why are you arresting me? Let me go, I want to go home!"

Jiang Bairong was a little stunned, and what shocked her even more was what the bodyguard said.

"It was this kid who was making trouble outside just now. He ran so fast and was so strong that we almost couldn't catch him."

The bodyguard who was speaking looked a little embarrassed. There were so many of them and they made such a big fuss, but they finally caught a child. If they told others about it, they would be laughed at by their peers.

But this child looked very cute, even his fierce look was particularly pleasing to the eye, and he had a pleasant smell, so they couldn't hate him.

Jiang Bairong looked at the child who was glaring at her with some surprise: "Are you sure you didn't catch the wrong person?"

Could the noise she heard earlier be a prank played by this child?

"No, he was the only one hiding under the tree at the time. He should be a child of a nearby villager. Should we send him back?"

The bodyguard's answer explained Jiang Bairong's doubt. She didn't believe that anyone could escape under such circumstances. Each of the bodyguards following her was hired at a high salary and was very capable. The women who worked at home mainly did housework, and unless they could fly, it would be impossible for them to escape.

In other words, the noise I heard tonight was indeed made by the child in front of me. No, it should be the naughty child. How could a well-behaved and obedient child do such a prank.

Jiang Bairong was speechless for a moment, and looking at the little brat who dared to glare at her after doing such a thing, she frowned inwardly.

But the other person is a child. No matter how big a mistake he makes, do you dare to hit him?

If she got so angry that she had to teach him a lesson, and the other parent called the police afterwards, she would get into trouble even with her status.

Now is the age of self-media. As long as the other party casually shoots a video and posts it online, countless people will follow suit to criticize her. It is really not worth it to end up like that just for venting one's anger.

Jiang Bairong sighed inwardly and decided not to pursue the matter. Let the other party's parents teach their child a lesson. However, she would have to increase security at home in the future to prevent this naughty child from breaking in again.

Just as she was thinking about something, the naughty kid in front of her seemed to be angry that she ignored him, and he shouted at her arrogantly: "Hey, old woman, let me go quickly, you hear me, otherwise I will smash the glass of your house in the future!"

Yu Shao made full use of his advantage of being a child and challenged the overly beautiful strange woman in front of him. There was surprise in his eyes. He wondered what the relationship between the other party and Jiang Jingyu was. Could she be the parent that Jiang Jingyu had always been afraid of?

Thinking of this, Yu Shao broke out in a cold sweat, because the moment he was brought into the room, the system that hadn't sent him a task for a long time finally responded, and it was related to the woman in front of him.

"Choice 1: Tell her what you did. Tell her that Jiang Jingyu and Yang Jinxuan are both your women, and even Jiang Xiaoyue will soon fall into your clutches. Let her know who is the head of this family now."

"Choice 2: Transform into a male demon and tease her, causing her to make a shameful mistake."

Yu Shao just gritted his teeth and chose option two. He felt that the other person was so young that she probably couldn't be Jiang Jingyu's elder. Maybe she was just her sister?

Since he has attacked his younger sister, it is normal for him to attack his older sister as well.

That's how he convinced himself.

Jiang Bairong's eyebrows jumped. She told herself not to be angry and said to one of the bodyguards, "Go out and find out whose child is missing and ask them to come here to pick him up."

The bodyguard who received the order ran out, and Jiang Bairong said again: "Take him outside and wait for the adults to come and take him away."

The two bodyguards were about to respond, but Yu Shao shouted in fear: "I don't want to go out, there are bad guys outside, I want to stay here."

The two bodyguards looked at Jiang Bairong somewhat at a loss.

Jiang Bairong thought, it turns out that he still knows how to be afraid. After all, he is just a child. It is normal for him to be scared when being chased by so many people.

She softened her heart a little and ordered, "Put him down, you go out first, and someone will come to bring them in."

"Yes."

After putting the child down, the bodyguards left respectfully. They didn't think that a child could pose a threat to Jiang Bairong, and even Jiang Bairong thought so.

Watching the bodyguard leave, Yu Shao's eyes turned and his frightened expression suddenly disappeared. He stood in front of Jiang Bairong with his hands on his hips and said with a arrogant smile:

"Haha, you've been fooled by me. Now you're the only one left. No matter how much I bully you from now on, no one will come to save you."

Jiang Bairong frowned, but also felt a little smiled, mainly because Yu Shao, who had turned into a child, was fair and clean, and looked very cute, which made it easy for people to feel pity for him. Even if he was arrogant and said harsh words, he still looked very cute. Even Jiang Bairong thought so.

Chapter 428: Woman and Little Devil

But no matter how cute he is, Jiang Bairong doesn't want to pay attention to the naughty kid. After all, she is not a masochist.

"Stay here by yourself and don't run around. Wait for your parents to come pick you up."

After finishing her words, Jiang Bairong got up and went upstairs. However, she didn't think that the other party would be obedient. A child who dared to climb over the wall and run to someone else's house to play pranks in the middle of the night would be even more arrogant after being caught. It would be a miracle if he would be obedient. Maybe he would smash the things in the house to pieces.

But Jiang Bairong didn't care about these. If the other party dared to smash things, she could even ask the other party's parents for compensation. When faced with the high compensation fee, the angry parents would definitely beat the little brat up, which would indirectly help her vent her anger.

Yu Shao watched Jiang Bairong go upstairs. The round and perky curve of her skirt as she walked was a bit tempting. He turned his eyes and followed her quietly.

Jiang Bairong went to the third floor, which made Yu Shao suddenly realize that Jiang Jingyu's villa had three floors. He had been on the second floor before and had never been to the third floor. He thought no one lived there, but it turned out to be the territory of the woman in front of him.

He quietly followed her to the door of the room. Jiang Bairong didn't seem to notice him and just pushed the door open and walked into the room.

Seeing this, Yu Shao took the opportunity to follow her into the room.

Jiang Bairong turned around and closed the door. When she saw him following in, she frowned. However, she didn't want to get angry at a child, so she suppressed her impatience and said, "This is not the place for you to come. Go down."

"elder sister……"

Yu Shao shouted crisply.

Jiang Bairong was stunned for a moment. At her age, most children would call a girl "Auntie" when they see her, but this little brat actually called her "Sister". She suddenly felt that the other party was not so annoying after all.

However, Jiang Bairong had just returned from a business trip and was a little tired. She had no intention of taking care of the child. She just said patiently: "Go down, don't let your parents worry, and don't sneak into other people's homes again."

Yu Shao blinked his eyes and said enviously, "Sister, your room is so big and beautiful. Can I go in and take a look?"

After saying this, he looked at her with anticipation, and from time to time he glanced at the luxuriously decorated room behind her.

Jiang Bairong thought for a moment and guessed that the child's family was not wealthy.

In the eyes of nearby residents, his family is undoubtedly wealthy. This child may not understand what vanity is, he just simply likes beautiful big houses. When he sees his own ordinary house and then the luxurious big villas nearby, he wants to sneak in to play.

The only thing she didn't understand was why the other party wanted to play such a prank. She guessed that maybe the child didn't understand anything and just happened to hear the noise of his parents fighting at home, so he imitated them?

When Jiang Bairong came to her senses and was about to refuse, she heard the other party say in a disappointed tone: "I have never lived in such a big room. It is much bigger than my house."

Jiang Bairong frowned slightly, was silent for a moment, and said, "Come in, but don't touch anything, understand."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the child's face full of joy, and he nodded repeatedly, "Well, I promise to be obedient."

Jiang Bairong thought that he was not a bad person, so she gave way.

"Thank you, sister. You are a good person." Yu Shao said happily, then rushed into her room and looked around like a curious baby.

Jiang Bairong shook his head, but a smile flashed in his eyes.

She closed the door, walked over to Yu Shao, and was about to say something when Yu Shao suddenly turned his head to look at her, then he held his belly and pointed at her and laughed:

"Haha, stupid woman, you were fooled by me. You are such a grown-up, but you were fooled by a child. You are so stupid! Lululu~"

After laughing, he stuck out his tongue and made faces at her. After all, the mission required him to transform into a male ghost tonight, which was the gender-reversed version of the female ghost.

The definition of a nympho on the Internet is: a young woman who always treats others with arrogance, contempt, and teasing.

He just needs to act according to this standard, but he is not sure what tempting the other party to make a shameful mistake means.

Jiang Bairong's face froze and she looked at him in disbelief. Could it be that this little brat was pretending to be so well-behaved just now?

And I actually believed it!

Jiang Bairong was so angry that her chest kept heaving. She just picked up her cell phone and called the people downstairs, asking them to come up and take the nasty kid away.

Seeing this, Yu Shao jumped up and snatched her phone away, then put his hands on his hips and laughed: "You big idiot, I stole your phone, your breasts are so big, your brain must be on your breasts, no wonder you always get cheated by me."

Jiang Bairong immediately broke down and glared at the child: "Give me back my phone!"

After saying that, he wanted to grab the phone back.

"No!"

Yu Shao turned and ran away, holding her phone high in his hands as if to taunt her.

Jiang Bairong was so angry at this point that he didn't care about arguing with the child. He chased after him in a fit of rage, wanting only to catch him and beat him up so hard that he would cry.

However, after chasing for a while, she was surprised to find that the other party not only ran fast, but was also quite agile. Every time when she almost reached him, he twisted his body and dodged like a loach. No wonder the bodyguards had to work so hard to catch him.

But Jiang Bairong did not choose to stop and insisted on catching the other party.

Soon her face turned red and her breathing became rapid. She had been pampered for too long and her body could not support long-term intense exercise. She was feeling a little breathless.

She had to stop, bent over with her hands on her knees, and gasped with her rosy little mouth.

Seeing her stop, Yu Shao also stopped and pointed at her and laughed, "You can't even outrun a child, and you're not ashamed, you big-breasted woman."

Jiang Bairong was so angry that she was shaking, and she chased after him again, while Yu Shao continued to run away, and the two of them circled in the room, one in front and the other behind.

At this moment, Jiang Bairong regretted bringing Yu Shao into the room very much. What she regretted even more was that she actually thought that the other party was a good child and trusted her. Now she was extremely angry, but she just couldn't catch up.

Yu Shao ran in front and kept mocking Jiang Bairong. Jiang Bairong seemed to be enraged and lost his mind. He held his breath and chased him. Suddenly, when Jiang Bairong ran to the bed, his face turned pale and he fell straight onto the bed, motionless.

Yu Shao stopped, looked at her and said, "Humph, I won't be fooled by you."

Jiang Bairong remained motionless.

After a moment, Yu Shao seemed to lose his patience and approached her cautiously. When he got close to her, she still did not move.

Yu Shao came in front of her, stretched out his finger and poked her cheek, and a tender feeling came back from his fingertips.

"Hey, big tits woman, are you okay?"

Jiang Bairong quickly raised her hand and grabbed his arm, then opened her eyes and stared at him with a sneer.

Yu Shao was shocked and struggled to pull his hand away, but Jiang Bairong held him tightly.

"let me go!"

Yu Shao seemed to be overly panicked. He lost his balance while struggling and fell directly on Jiang Bairong, with his face smothered in two cotton-like things.

"Um……"

Jiang Bairong cried out in pain and was about to push him away when she felt an itch in her nose; it was his hair.