My Scumbag Guidance System

The aunt raised her head and looked at him with seductive eyes, but she said in a lecturing tone: "You can't come a second time. You are still growing. You must know how to control yourself. Be good and wait outside. You can eat soon."

Yu Shao ignored it and held her head.

"Wuwuwu..." My aunt kept sobbing, and finally, as if she was helpless against him, she took the initiative to serve him.

The two of them walked from the kitchen to the dining table. They usually ate while cooking at the dining table. After eating, they went to the sofa, then to the bathroom and bed...

Yu Shao is tireless, and his aunt is infinitely tolerant.

I don’t know how long it was, but Yu Shao suddenly stopped and breathed heavily.

He looked down at his aunt who was exhausted from the torture he had done, and suddenly woke up, surprised at how he could have done such a thing.

At this time, Su Jinxin woke up slowly and said with a look of joy: "Wow, Xiaoyu just put a lot of things in, I should be able to get pregnant in a while, I want to give Xiaoyu a cute baby!"

"Xiao Yu, I want more."

Then the aunt blushed and acted coquettishly to him, opened her long and beautiful legs to clamp him, and hooked him towards herself.

Yu Shao swallowed hard, unable to hold back his saliva, and soon forgot to think.

……

Li Xinran's mind was in a mess and she didn't know how she got home. It was not until she saw her sister coming up to her and taking the things in her hands that she realized she was at home.

But Li Xinran still hadn't come to her senses, staring blankly at her sister who was helping her get things.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you standing here like an idiot?" The younger sister looked at her in confusion. Then, as if she smelled something, she fanned her nose with her hand and said with some disgust: "Are you drunk? You smell of alcohol."

"Drunk?" Li Xinran was suddenly stunned, and said to herself: "Yes, I must have been drunk, so I did that kind of thing. Drinking really messes things up. Sister, don't learn from me."

"Hmph, I won't learn from you." The younger sister snorted proudly.

Li Xinran smiled at her sister, suddenly opened her arms and hugged her, murmuring: "I feel dizzy and drunk. Sister, please help me go back to my room to rest."

The sister couldn't do anything with her, so she could only sigh and help her to the room.

Chapter 257: Did and Didn't Do

Half asleep and half awake, Yu Shao turned over and instinctively wanted to hug his darling aunt in his arms, but he ended up hugging nothing.

He opened his eyes and looked at the empty side in a daze, wondering if his aunt got up so early. He just took her virginity last night, so how come she was not affected today?

Thinking of this, he suddenly found that his bed was too clean, not at all like it should be after a night of absurdity, and Cheng Bo's sexual desire was also very strong, and his body did not feel the slightest bit of emptiness.

Yu Shao suddenly woke up, sat up straight, and was a little unbelievable.

"It turned out to be a dream, but why would I have such a dream? And this dream is too real."

Yu Shao felt very confused. At this moment, he noticed that the dream pillow was missing. He was stunned for a moment, then suddenly thought of something. He quickly got off the bed and ran out of the room.

Arriving at his aunt's room, Yu Shao carefully pushed open the door and found that his aunt was sleeping soundly on the bed with a dream pillow in her arms. There was a happy blush on his face in his sleep and a satisfied smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was having a wonderful dream.

"It's really the Dream Pillow that's causing all the trouble. Could it be that the Dream Pillow has connected my aunt's dream to my dream?"

Yu Shao thought about it delicately, then opened the door, walked carefully to his aunt, and took the Dream Pillow back from her arms.

"Xiao Yu..." Su Jinxin muttered in her sleep.

Yu Shao held his breath, made sure his aunt was not awake, and quietly left the room.

He returned to his room, carefully looked at the dream pillow, pondered for a moment, and said, "It's just a dream anyway."

After putting away the pillow, Yu Shao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, then left the room to wash up. He had to leave home early while his aunt was still asleep.

……

At noon, Su Jinxin sat up and stretched, his head still a little fuzzy. He turned his head and looked at the person beside him, thinking blankly:

"Hey, where's Xiaoyu? Didn't Xiaoyu and I stay up till very late last night? Why did he get up so early? Wait, that seemed to be the content of the dream?"

Su Jinxin finally sorted out her thoughts. After she realized that she had such a weird dream, she froze in disbelief: "Why would I have such a dream? I actually dreamed about Xiao Yu. This is too weird."

"No, no, no, that's absolutely impossible, Xiao Yu. I must have remembered the wrong person. Besides, how can a person remember what happened in a dream so clearly after waking up? I must have been confused because of my sleep."

Su Jinxin shook her head repeatedly and refused to admit that she would have such a dream. She kept making excuses for herself and finally found a reason that seemed to make sense.

It is impossible for people to remember the content of their dreams clearly after waking up, so she probably remembered it wrongly. Maybe she did have a wet dream, but because Yu Shao had made her so worried in the past two days, even when she was dreaming, she was still worried about Yu Shao, so her memory was confused after waking up.

Thinking of this reason, Su Jinxin suddenly felt relieved.

But soon, she remembered what she had done last night. She froze again, her cheeks became hot, her mind went blank, and she was at a loss.

"I, I, I... I actually went to propose marriage to Xinran, asked her to be with Xiaoyu, and then asked them to smell each other..."

Thinking of the fact that Li Xinran came to her house for dinner last night, Su Jinxin was completely dumbfounded. At that time, Yu Shao had just gotten out of school and she wanted to talk to Yu Shao, but how could she have such a wild idea to introduce Li Xinran to Yu Shao.

At that time, she even pulled down Yu Shao's pants and showed it to Xinran!

Thinking of Li Xinran's reaction at that time, Su Jinxin felt even more unable to hold back. Her momentary brain-twitch behavior actually seemed to be successful. Li Xinran and Yu Shao made eye contact?

After all, judging from Li Xinran's performance last night, although we don't know why she suddenly ran away, during the whole process, Li Xinran was very satisfied with Yu Shao and even said that she wanted to kiss Xiao Yu.

Although Yu Shao didn't say whether he liked Li Xinran or not, Su Jinxin remembered Yu Shao's mental state when he was not wearing pants. He was so excited, so he must like her.

Su Jinxin broke down emotionally and went a little crazy; "Ahhhhhh, what on earth did I do? Am I sick? No, Xinran absolutely cannot be with Xiaoyu, I don't agree!"

Su Jinxin quickly picked up her phone and called Li Xinran.

The first call was not answered, the second call was hung up, and the third call was connected.

Su Jinxin opened her mouth and said, "Xinran, what happened last night..."

She wanted to say that what happened last night didn't count and it was just a joke, but when the words came to her lips, she found that they were not convincing. She even took off Yu Shao's pants and showed it to Li Xinran. Was this still a joke?

Even if Li Xinran believed that she was joking, he would still think of her as the kind of perverted parent that would make someone cry behind bars.

Also, Li Xinran's behavior last night was too weird. She was actually willing to smell Xiao Yu. Didn't she feel ashamed? She was even willing to give her little sister to Yu Shaowen.

Could it be that Xinran’s brain went crazy after seeing Xiaoyu’s 18 centimeters?

I didn't expect you to be this kind of Li Xinran.

Su Jinxin thought secretly, feeling a little angry.

For a moment she didn't know what to say, and from the other end she could hear Li Xinran's slightly disordered breathing, as if the other party was also at a loss.

The two remained silent for a moment, and Li Xinran gritted her teeth and said, "Sister Su, I was drunk last night and did that. I'm sorry."

Su Jinxin was stunned. Li Xinran did drink some beer at that time. Not only Li Xinran drank it, but she also drank it. Beer with such a low alcohol content was something they usually liked to drink as a beverage when they met for dinner.

But Su Jinxin was a little confused. Could that little bit of alcohol make a person drunk? Li Xinran’s alcohol tolerance shouldn’t be that low.

"I think we drank fake wine last night, so the actual alcohol content must be very high." Li Xinran said decisively.

After Su Jinxin heard what Li Xinran said, she began to doubt herself and wondered if it was really the alcohol that was the problem.

Because her behavior last night was so strange. She would never be like this at any other time. The same thing happened when she went home that night. She and Li Xinran had a midnight snack before returning home, and they each drank some beer.

So her brain seizures these past two days were caused by drinking fake alcohol and going crazy?

But why did she feel so sober at the time and not like she was drunk? Could this be the power of fake alcohol?

Su Jinxin hesitated for a moment, but still nodded and agreed: "Now that I think about it, there is indeed something wrong with the wine. We are used to drinking beer normally, but we drank just a little last night and got drunk and crazy."

She really didn't want to admit that it was her problem. If she attributed the reason to drinking fake wine, then everything unreasonable would make sense.

Li Xinran on the other end of the phone breathed a sigh of relief, then said indignantly: "It's too deceptive, that boss actually sold us fake wine, he has no conscience, I won't buy from him next time."

"That's right, I will scold him again next time I see him." Su Jinxin said angrily.

In an instant, the two reached a consensus that they were not wrong, but the wine and the world were wrong.

Chapter 258: The Two Girls Are Greedy

Yu Shao was a little distracted the whole morning. He didn't even have the mood to recharge his mind modifier. His mind kept recalling the contents of his dream last night.

It turns out that this is the purpose of the Dream Pillow. He is the owner of the pillow, and he gives it to a woman. If the woman falls asleep while holding the pillow, he will enter the woman's dream and spend an embarrassing night with her.

It was called a dream, but in essence it was a kind of spiritual communication, an exchange on a spiritual level, and what happened between me and my aunt last night...

Yu Shao shook his head, forcing himself not to think about it. He couldn't be sure whether his aunt had the same dream as him. However, no matter what the truth was, Yu Shao didn't intend to delve into it. Let's just leave it at that.

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class at noon, Yu Shao woke up from his absent-minded state. He thought that his mentality was not right and decided to find something to distract himself.

What makes him forget everything is the close contact with his girlfriends.

Yu Shao looked forward. Jiang Jingyu was no longer in the classroom, but Li Luning and Liu Qiling were still there. They were all staring at him, swallowing their saliva secretly, looking like they were very greedy for him.

Yu Shao seemed to have realized something. Last night after school, they shared their love spells in the girls' room, and today they seemed to be showing signs of being addicted.

It is worthy of being called a love spell.

Yu Shao also became interested for a moment. Although feeding the girls his own food was a very abnormal behavior, he felt very comfortable with this behavior. He felt very satisfied when he saw them eating it.

Yu Shao decided to feed them again today. By the way, is there any route choice? Let’s take one.

He wanted to find an excuse to do something exciting today.

As if hearing Yu Shao's call, the scene in front of him began to ripple, and then two choices appeared.

"Option 1: Feed them in the classroom."

"Choice 2: Starve them until they can't stand it anymore and beg you."

Yu Shao curled his lips. Since he was seeking excitement, the more interesting it was, the better. So Yu Shao chose the second one.

Then he stood up and left the classroom under the gaze of the two girls. Feeling their reluctant looks from behind, Yu Shao found it very interesting.

In the classroom, Li Luning and Liu Qiling looked at each other, as if they had discovered each other's little thoughts and felt a little embarrassed.

Liu Qiling came over and sat next to Li Luning, then leaned over to her ear and said, "Luning, what should I do? I want to eat Yu Shao's food. I want it so much that I can't stand it."

Li Luning's cheeks turned red. She still couldn't accept talking about Yu Shao with Liu Qiling like this. She also knew that Liu Qiling might have said that on purpose to provoke her.

But ever since she chose to stay with Yu Shao and compete with Liu Qiling, she knew that this kind of situation would happen more often in the future and she was mentally prepared.

So she just took a deep breath and nodded, "Me too, I've been thinking about it since this morning... No, I've been thinking about it since last night, but we were at his house that night and his aunt came back and saw us, so I didn't dare go to his house to look for him last night."

Liu Qiling put her arm around her shoulders and said, "I don't dare to go to his house either, so I want to stay at school today. I can't stand it anymore, and I think the school environment is more exciting than home."

Li Luning secretly cursed her for being a pervert, but smiled on the surface: "But it would be easy to be discovered at school."

Liu Qiling whispered in her ear: "Don't be afraid, there are two of us. Let's play rock-paper-scissors. The winner eats first, and the loser can only eat the winner's saliva."

Li Luning snorted, "Then I will definitely win."

Liu Qiling didn't respond: "Let's go eat first and then go back to the classroom."

The two girls came to the cafeteria to have lunch. It was a little late and there were not many people in the cafeteria. After they got their food, they noticed that Yu Shao was sitting alone in a seat.

They pretended nothing had happened and sat down next to him, keeping him in their sight.

They chatted about topics related to Yu Shao while eating with their legs crossed, without taking their eyes off Yu Shao.

Liu Qiling said: "When I see him, I want to comfort myself."

Li Luning was a little embarrassed: "I don't have this idea, but I always want him to bully me."

"It seems that you have never come here by yourself before, Lu Ning?"

"Uh, no."

The two chatted idly, looking at Yu Shao with increasingly eager eyes. If this wasn't the cafeteria, they would have rushed up and knelt in front of him.

Yu Shao naturally noticed the two women's gazes, but he ignored them, finished his meal, and got up to leave.

Li Luning and Liu Qiling hurriedly followed.

While walking on the road, Yu Shao felt a little stiff and didn't want to delay any longer, so he started to consider finding a place, but after thinking it over, it seemed that Jiang Jingyu's car was the safest.

The women's restroom is also a place to go, but for safety reasons, every time Yu Shao enters the women's restroom, he will use a presence amulet to reduce his presence.

So there is a cost to entering the women's restroom, and there is no task to check in to the women's restroom in today's daily tasks.

After thinking it over, Yu Shao simply decided to go back to the classroom and think about how to feed them after returning.

The two women behind him followed him closely.

Soon, three people entered the classroom one after another. After the two girls came in, they found that Yu Shao was the only one in the classroom. Before Li Luning could react, Liu Qiling quickly walked to Yu Shao, squatted down, hugged his thighs and said with a smile: "Yu Shao, I want to bite you. Let's go to the girls' room. I'll let Luning help us keep watch."

Seeing that she was falling behind, and that Liu Qiling was actually planning to let her keep watch, Li Luning hurried over, squatted down, hugged one of Yu Shaoling's feet, and stared at him eagerly, as if she didn't know how to start.

Yu Shao scratched Li Luning's nose and asked jokingly, "Why, are you greedy too?"