My Scumbag Guidance System

[Endurance] is ten scum points. To increase the endurance by one second, that is, to extend it by one minute, it will cost six hundred scum points.

[Diameter] is much more expensive. The price of one millimeter of diameter is as high as one hundred points, and one centimeter is one thousand scum points.

But generally speaking, the [diameter] doesn't need to be too exaggerated. After all, if it is too exaggerated, it will not be able to find a hole to accommodate you, so Yu Shao feels that it is still tolerable.

The last one is [Stone Degree]. This item has no unit but is calculated as a percentage. For example, if the Stone Degree increases by 1%, the price is 10 scum points. Spending 1,000 points can double the Stone Degree. However, Yu Shao feels that at his age, this item does not seem to need to be strengthened.

In general, Yu Shao was quite satisfied with the new function, and it also made him more eager to gain scum points. After all, which man doesn't want to have awesome sexual abilities?

Currently, Yu Shao only has 300 scum points. No matter which one he uses to strengthen, the effect is not obvious enough, so he plans to save more scum points before strengthening.

After closing the enhancement interface, Yu Shao then opened the exchange interface to see what today's products were.

"Reputation Marker: Sign your name on a woman's body. The area where you sign will become extra sensitive, and the target will be tempted to touch it. Each marker can be used to sign five times. The effect lasts for ten days and can only be erased with a magic eraser. It is worth 200 scum points."

"Magic Eraser: In addition to erasing signatures written with a marker, it can also erase certain minor blemishes on the human body, such as moles, small scars, etc. Each Magic Eraser can be used five times and is worth 100 Scum Points."

"Ten perfect contraceptive pills. This is a drug that has no side effects on the body and is 500% effective in preventing pregnancy. It is worth scum points."

The moment he saw today's products, Yu Shao realized that his 300 scum points were gone, and these things made him feel excited.

The credit marker pen can help him better adjust and teach girls. To a certain extent, using the credit marker pen can increase his daily scumbag level and thus gain more scumbag points.

The magic eraser can not only erase signatures written with a credit marker, but also has a beauty effect on the skin and can erase some small blemishes on the body. Not only can you use it yourself, but you can also use it to make money. However, this thing is a bit unscientific, so you must be cautious when taking it out.

Finally, the perfect contraceptive pill is also a good product. Nowadays, oral contraceptives in the world have more or less side effects on the human body, and the contraceptive effect cannot reach 100%. The perfect contraceptive pill does not have this problem at all.

Yu Shao felt that he might lose his virginity soon. He heard that using a condom was a bad experience, but using it directly inside was dangerous, so he wanted to buy a few perfect contraceptive pills as a backup.

However, this contraceptive pill was sold in bundles of ten, with a total price of 500 scum points. He couldn't afford it, so he had no choice but to give up.

Yu Shao then bought both the credit marker and the magic eraser, and his scumbag points were instantly cleared to zero.

"I'm so poor. If I don't work hard for a day, I can't even afford to buy things."

Yu Shao was filled with emotion. For the first time, he felt that he was still very poor. At the same time, he also realized the sinister intentions of the system, using this method to force him to do more despicable things.

The daily exchange items and enhanced functions are simply money-eating beasts. To feed them, he must work harder.

After hesitating for a moment while holding the magic eraser, Yu Shao put it away again. He felt that he did not need it for the time being.

……

The next day, after Yu Shao got up, he sent his location to Li Luning.

After receiving her call yesterday, Yu Shao released the girl from the blacklist.

After sending the location, Yu Shao typed to the girl: "Come over early and buy some vegetables. I'm out of vegetables in the refrigerator."

He took it as a matter of course to let the girl buy groceries. At the same time, Yu Shao took out the credit marker he bought in the early morning and played with it gently, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

It's a rare opportunity to get a new toy, so how could he not try it out?

At this time, the girl who was still at home saw his message and looked indignant.

After sulking for a while, Li Luning began to choose clothes for today. She had originally planned to wear a skirt when going out today, but she definitely couldn't wear that when going to Yu Shao's place.

Thinking of the unbearable things that happened that day, the girl couldn't help but feel her ears burning and her buttocks itching slightly.

She quickly shook her head to stop thinking about it, and chose a white T-shirt for the upper body and a pair of slightly loose jeans for the lower body, revealing almost nothing except her arms.

Chapter 26 Yu Shao, you pervert!

After changing her clothes and coming out of the room, Li Luning hesitated for a moment, then went to the kitchen and said to her mother, "Mom, give me a hundred yuan pocket money, and I'll go out and play."

"Didn't I just give it to you last week? How come it was spent so quickly?" Mother Li asked puzzledly.

"Because I treated my classmates to milk tea." Li Luning was quite embarrassed.

"Milk tea is all about technology and hard work. Don't drink so much. Take it. Remember to come back early in the evening."

Mother Li transferred a hundred yuan to her daughter and gave her some instructions.

"I see."

Feeling guilty, Li Luning quickly fled from home.

After buying vegetables at the market, Li Luning found Yu Shao's home according to the address. Her face changed for a moment, and finally she mustered up the courage to ring the doorbell.

Soon the door opened and Yu Shao appeared at the door, staring at the girl from head to toe.

Although the girl's outfit today was rather ordinary, Yu Shao still deliberately kept staring at her with his burning gaze, especially at her towering breasts, which he kept scanning. Li Luning's breasts were huge and had a beautiful curve. Even ordinary clothes could not hide her greatness.

Li Luning felt a chill all over her body when he stared at her. She hugged her chest in shame and anger and said, "Can you be a little more normal?"

Yu Shao looked at her unkindly: "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Li Luning's momentum stagnated, and her shoulders shrugged down. She said weakly, "I'm just... suggesting that this is not a good idea."

Yu Shao snorted, "What's wrong with men looking at breasts? This is in their genes. Without this gene, it means that men have no interest in women. How can humans continue to reproduce?"

Li Luning felt dizzy. She had only advised him not to be so perverted. How could it be related to human reproduction? However, she had seen Yu Shao's shamelessness before, so she didn't want to argue with him. She said weakly, "You are right."

Yu Shao nodded with satisfaction: "It seems that you agree with what I said, and you are no longer opposed to my looking at your Yue Xiong. Next, I will continue to pay more attention to your Yue Xiong Department. Come in quickly, and remember to close the door."

Yu Shao didn't give her a chance to speak, and turned back to the living room.

Li Luning was stunned, then her pretty face flushed. She quickly put her hands in front of her chest and glared at Yu Shao's back angrily. How did it become that she agreed to let him see her breasts, this shameless guy?

The girl felt indignant for a while, but finally mustered up the courage to follow in.

But her legs were trembling, and she felt that something bad was going to happen today.

"The kitchen is over there, go ahead, I'm hungry." Yu Shao raised his chin towards the kitchen, signaling her to hurry up.

Li Luning felt a little relieved and carried the vegetables to the kitchen. She looked around curiously before starting to cook.

Suddenly she felt something strange behind her. She turned around and saw Yu Shao standing behind her. She tensed up and asked cautiously, "What do you want to do?"

Yu Shao smiled and said, "Don't be nervous. I don't plan to do anything to you. It's just that you came all the way to my house to cook for me. I feel a little sorry for that, so I want to give you a gift."

Hearing him talking about gifts, Li Luning thought of her panties that were blackmailed, and quickly refused: "No, actually I just want to practice my cooking skills, but it's not convenient at home, so I can borrow your place."

As she spoke, she turned around to face Yu Shao and quietly pressed her butt against the sink, as if only this way could she ensure the safety of her butt.

Yu Shao noticed her little move, looked at her deeply, and said, "I'd better give you one of my autographs, so that you won't feel bad accepting it."

Hearing that it was just an autograph, Li Luning felt relieved, but then she complained in her heart, who wants your autograph, do you think you are a big star?

However, she did not dare to offend Yu Shao, and it would not be dangerous if she just accepted his signature. If she refused again, Yu Shao might lose his patience.

After thinking it over again and again, Li Luning decided to agree to his autograph and nodded: "Okay, let's talk about it after I finish cooking."

"So you agree that I give you an autograph, right?" Yu Shao asked to confirm.

Li Luning was a little uneasy instinctively, but she thought about it and realized how could signing be dangerous, so she nodded: "Yes, I agree."

Yu Shao showed a meaningful smile, then he took out the pen he had prepared and said seriously: "But I can't wait any longer, I want to give you an autograph right now, so please take off your pants first."

"What, take off your pants?" Li Luning was shocked: "Why are you taking off your pants for an autograph? What do you want to do?"

Yu Shao smiled brightly: "Because I want to sign on your thigh."

Li Luning's hair went numb as she realized that she had been fooled again. She subconsciously wanted to escape, but found that the way out was blocked by Yu Shao and she couldn't get out at all.

Li Luning's heart sank.

Yu Shao slowly approached her and said like coaxing a child: "Take off your pants quickly. Don't worry, I just want to sign my name on your thigh. I will never do anything else to you."

Li Luning looked at him fearfully, trembling as she said, "You swore last night that you wouldn't bully me."

Yu Shao paused and looked at the girl strangely. Li Luning didn't seem like a naive person. He had bullied her several times, so how could she still believe the oath he made?

Li Luning suddenly became embarrassed and blushed as she said to him, "Yu Shao, there's no need for you to treat me like this. If you really like me, you can pursue me formally. I'm not...not going to consider it."

Yu Shao was stunned. So that's it. She felt that he did this to attract her attention. This was a very common behavior among adolescent boys. They would always bully the girls they cared about. Li Luning obviously regarded him as that kind of person.

interesting.

Yu Shao said in his heart.

He blinked and said, "But I still want to sign on your thigh, Li Luning, because then you will belong to me."

Li Luning's mouth twitched, thinking that this was just an elementary school student, but she didn't dare to get angry, and said angrily: "But how could you do this to me, making me take off my pants in front of you, how can I face people in the future?"

Yu Shao seemed to be thinking about something, and asked her, "So, Li Luning, you don't mind getting my autograph, but you just don't want to take off your pants, right?"

Li Luning nodded quickly: "Yes, you can sign in the notebook, and I will keep it carefully."

Deceiving.

Yu Shao looked at her, pretended to think about it, and sighed: "Okay, you don't have to take off your pants."

Before Li Luning could be happy, Yu Shao suddenly took out a pair of scissors and looked at the girl cunningly: "I will use the scissors to cut a hole in your leg, so you can sign it."

At this time, he had already approached the girl. While the girl was stunned, he squatted down and quickly cut a hole in her thigh. The position was a little high, and the color of her panties could be vaguely seen.

Li Luning only felt a chill on her thigh. When she reacted, a hole had been cut in her jeans, revealing her fair thigh flesh.

She was dumbfounded, and when she reacted, she quickly covered the wound on her leg and said angrily, "Yu Shao, you pervert!"

Chapter 27 I'm helping you

After scolding Li Luning, she wanted to push Yu Shao away and run away, but Yu Shao grinned: "Don't move, or I will accidentally cut your pants and you will have to go home naked."

At this moment, his scissors were still biting the edge of the hole in his jeans, as if they would cut it at any time.

Li Luning's body froze, not daring to move. When she thought of the scene of her pants being cut, she panicked, because Yu Shao, this pervert, might really do such a thing.

"What on earth do you want to do?" Li Luning glared at Yu Shao. She covered the holes in her jeans tightly to avoid exposing her thighs.

"Didn't I just tell you that I'm just signing your thigh?" Yu Shao said innocently, "And I also promised you that I won't take off your pants. Why are you reacting so strongly?"

Li Luning was so angry that her teeth were itching. Could it be that this was her fault?

Yu Shao didn't want to waste time on this matter, because he was still waiting for Li Luning to cook for him, so he began to threaten the girl: "Hurry up and let me sign, otherwise I will cut it off."

He kept pointing the scissors at her thigh and deliberately poked the girl with the tip of the scissors.

"Ah~~"

The girl screamed and subconsciously clamped her legs together. Her pretty face flushed and she looked at him with shame and anger.

Yu Shao ignored the girl's angry gaze and instead pretended to drag the zipper head slowly down.

"do not want!"

Li Luning quickly released her hands that were covering her thighs and held the hateful scissors tightly with both hands.

"Cover yourself well, or I'll cut your pants if you let the scissors drop."

Yu Shao smiled evilly, then he loosened the scissors, took out a credit marker, and signed his name on Li Luning's thigh.

Feeling the tip of the pen sliding across the delicate skin of her thigh, the girl didn't know whether she was afraid or nervous. Her whole body was shaking and her face was flushed. She really wanted to stop Yu Shao's rude behavior, but she was afraid that the scissors would fall.

After hesitating for a while, the girl finally turned her head away in shame and silently endured Yu Shao signing on her thigh.

The signature was completed quickly. Yu Shao put away the marker and looked at the white thigh where his name was written in black pen. He felt an inexplicable sense of satisfaction, as if this was his own private property.

He couldn't help but reach out and touch the signature area.

"Hmm..." Li Luning raised her chin and snorted, blushing and saying, "You said you would only sign autographs!"

"Oh, sorry, I couldn't help myself because Li Luning was so charming."

Yu Shao smiled apologetically and really took his hand away. Finally, he stood up and took a few steps back, saying nonchalantly: "Okay, Li Luning, start cooking. I'm very hungry."

Li Luning's pretty face flushed, and she looked at him in confusion, not understanding why he suddenly became so easy to talk to. However, she still did not dare to let her guard down and looked at Yu Shao carefully. She was even more reluctant to turn around. If she turned her back to Yu Shao, he might put his face against her again.

"Student Li Luning, I'm very hungry." Yu Shao emphasized when he saw that she didn't move.

Li Luning looked at him with complicated eyes, and finally turned around to cook, because if Yu Shao forced it, her resistance would not be of much use.

Just as she was about to pour the oil into the pot, Li Luning suddenly stopped. She felt that the part of her thigh that Yu Shao had signed just now was a little itchy. She couldn't help but rub it with her hand. She felt inexplicably comfortable, so she couldn't help but rub it a few more times.

What’s going on? Why does it feel good to rub my legs? Ah, what should I do if I don’t want to stop? Yu Shao is watching.

Li Luning's face struggled, and then she bit her lip.

She was afraid of being discovered, so she moved very carefully, but was still discovered by Yu Shao.

Yu Shao deliberately asked: "What are you doing?"

The girl was startled and said in a panic: "No, nothing, I'm cooking."