Shut up, brave man! I don't want to atone for my sins to you!

Shut up, brave man. I don't want to atone for my sins to you! Author: Li Tong

What should I do if the plane teleportation array that I have worked so hard to complete is accidentally destroyed by the hero? As a witch, Laceel's answer is of course to take revenge on the hero! Although she can't beat him, she can disguise herself and join the hero's team, make the hero fall in love with her, and then deliberately die for the hero, so that the hero will be in great pain and regret for the rest of his life! But wait, who is the unlucky kid who eats instant noodles without the seasoning packet...

1. Open the champagne

Rachel dug herself out of the grave with great difficulty.

The coffin that the hero prepared for her was of too good a quality, and it was nailed very tightly. No matter how hard Lacie struggled in the coffin, it remained motionless, as hard as the hero's mouth.

Fortunately, she is a witch.

The coffin prepared by the hero can seal the priest who faked his death, but it cannot lock up the witch who pretended to be dead.

With just a little bit of magical power, Lacie can rise from her coffin and return to the world of the living.

Then, she emerged from the coffin and appeared in a cemetery.

It is called a cemetery, but it does not seem to be entirely a cemetery, because there is only one tombstone in the huge open space.

Laceier stood in front of the tombstone and looked at the epitaph on it:

"Here lies a pious priest, the best of companions, a lovely lady, her name is——"

"Rachel Charlotte"

What a coincidence, the priest sleeping here is also called Rachel - but this Rachel is not that Rachel. One of them is a priest and the other is a witch. One has blonde hair and green eyes, and the other has silver hair and blue eyes. They look so different, how could they be the same person?

But they are actually one person.

When she thought of this, Lacie couldn't help but smile.

She recalled the hero's grief-stricken face when she pretended to be a priest and helped him block a fatal sword, and then pretended to be dead.

It hurts, it hurts so much!

Originally, she thought that she would never see the hero cry in her lifetime.

Because the hero is stronger and more optimistic than anyone else. During the three years that she followed the hero, no matter how critical the situation was or how bad the conditions were, the hero never gave up easily.

He even took the time to encourage other members of the team.

Although he was a little frivolous and stubborn at times, even Lacie had to admit that Charles was definitely a competent hero.

Integrity, decisiveness, kindness, and gentleness, he possesses almost all the virtues that a brave man should have.

He also fulfilled the duties of a hero to perfection, defeating monsters, mediating wars, and protecting humans.

So the question is - since the brave hero Charles is almost perfect in both character and ethics and cannot be faulted, why would Lacie take revenge on him?

Who asked that guy to offend her?

Every time she thought of this, Lacie couldn't help but grit her teeth in anger.

She is not a native of this world.

She came from another world—a world without heroes or witches, but shrouded in the light of science.

There, she was an ordinary office worker.

They went to and from work every day, working overtime day and night. Even the donkey pulling the mill in the production team would say, "Brother, stop pulling. I'm scared."

He lived like this for three or four years, until one day he couldn't stand it anymore and decided to vent his anger on his boss. But before he could raise his arms and shout "You bastard, I'm going to rush into the CEO's office and take that job today", he suddenly felt dizzy.

He died suddenly.

It's also quite darkly humorous.

After his death, he was inexplicably reincarnated into this different world.

She died, but not completely. Instead, she started another life—and the price was that she became like this:

It has white fur, a small round face, blue eyes, and a petite and light figure. It looks like a sweet and soft lion cat, although it doesn't meow.

Besides that, she lost something very important.

Although that thing had never been put to good use, the sudden separation still made her quite sad... But she did not mourn for Niu Niu's departure for a moment, and the one who immediately rushed to the battlefield was-

Witch Lacey.

She accidentally discovered that she had the talent to become a witch.

It is better to live a miserable life than to die a good death. Besides, there was nothing to miss in Lacie's previous life, so she quickly adjusted her mentality and welcomed the life in this world.

Brewing potions, learning spells, flying on a broom...she gradually became a real witch.

But the scars of her previous life were like maggots on the tarsal bone, which could not be erased. The more she lived in this new world, the more she missed everything in her previous life.

Online shopping, takeout, anime that I haven’t finished yet, games that I pre-ordered but haven’t played yet, and a few friends who I usually play with and have agreed to find an opportunity to meet up…

Ten years after arriving in the New World, Lacie decided to find a way to go back.

To this end, she read all the books she could collect on plane travel, and spent nearly ten years searching the entire continent for materials to construct the spell of plane travel.

Eventually she succeeded.

She constructed a huge magic circle that could support the user to travel through dimensions, but just when she couldn't wait to use the power of the magic circle to return to the world she was familiar with, the hero arrived.

When she activated the magic circle, the hero happened to come to her retreat to fight against the monster.

Then, the aftermath of the battle between the brave man and the monster disrupted the operation of the magic circle, and the plane-traveling magic circle that had condensed more than ten years of hard work of Lacier was destroyed in the hands of the brave man.

Although after becoming a witch, life span is something that Laciel can squander at will, and the plane-traveling magic circle may not necessarily bring her back to her original world.

But she couldn't swallow this breath!

As the saying goes, it is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Before she traveled to this world, Lacie could barely be called a gentleman... After all, she was still a real man at that time, 24 years old, a macho man.

But now that she has become a witch, she will no longer have anything to do with the word gentleman.

She is a witch. Considering the average moral standards of witches, why don't others obey her?

Even she herself has given up.

Anyway, she is a witch and a barbarian. If someone bites her, she will bite back hard!

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!

The brave man destroyed the magic circle she had built with great difficulty, so she wanted to let the brave man also taste the feeling of losing his loved one.

So three years ago she left her retreat and entered the human world, disguised herself as priest Charlotte Rachel, infiltrated the brave's team, and tried every means to make the brave fall in love with her.

Speaking of this, Lacie is still a little annoyed.

This generation's hero, Ciel, is definitely the dumbest hero she has ever seen!

How can someone be so stupid! ?

No matter how she pretended to smile and fawn on him, he remained unmoved. Later, she put in a lot of effort and finally made Charles's heart blossom, but even so, he never said "I love you" directly.

If you don't want to say it, just let it rot in your stomach.

So until she faked her death, she never gave Charles even the slightest chance to say "I love you".

Let that guy regret for the rest of his life for what he didn't want to say!

Lacie thought so and made a "tsk" sound in dissatisfaction.

But anyway, her revenge was achieved and her mood became quite good, she even hummed a little tune.

As for whether the hero would sink into despair, become devastated, or even give up on himself after losing his beloved - this was not something she should care about. It was that guy who offended her, and he deserved it!

Now, recalling the miserable look of the hero crying for her, Lacie couldn't help but want to shout "Good death" and then open the champagne.

After opening the imaginary champagne, the satisfied witch lowered her head and glanced at the tombstone in front of her again.

Today is the day of her revenge and the day of her resurrection.

From today on, there will no longer be a priest named Rachel Charlotte in this world, only a witch named Rachel.

She no longer had to rack her brains every day to figure out how to make the hero fall in love with her. From then on, she swept the hero away and became a witch again!

There was nothing more worth celebrating than this, so Miss Witch decided to reward herself with a good meal after returning home.

By the way, the materials collected before have almost all turned into waste due to the collapse of the magic circle. If you want to build a new plane-traveling magic circle, you have to collect materials again.

This meant that she would have to spend nearly another ten years traveling across the continent looking for suitable materials.

Very bad news, it made Lacele's liver ache.

Miss Witch's mood had just improved for a short while, but immediately the sunny weather turned cloudy with some rain.

She gnashed her teeth and took out her wand, thinking to herself, "Byd hero, please don't let me catch you. If I catch you, you will be in big trouble!"

She has made plans.

If she ever really met a hero, she would walk up to him, circle around him, sing and dance, and ask him in a sarcastic tone:

"Oh, who failed to protect the one they love, and could only watch the one they love die in their arms? Who missed everything, and didn't say "I love you" before the one they love died? Who was powerless, unable to do anything and could only cry like a clown?"

Just thinking about the expression the hero would have at that time, Lacie felt full of strength and a joy like a good harvest.

She even hummed a little tune with joy.

So, to the accompaniment of the cheerful little tune, the witch waved her wand and easily performed the warp spell without any chanting.

Her figure disappeared in an instant with a light breeze. The next moment, another light breeze blew up. Lacie, who had changed her clothes and taken off her priest mask, pressed down the hem of her skirt, which was slightly opened like a flower bud. With a tap, her feet landed on the ground and she appeared not far from the small nest in the hermitage.

I still remember the last time I went home was last time.

Miss Witch was in a good mood, so her steps were brisk. She walked towards the nest in two steps, thinking about what to eat to celebrate.

But before she reached the door of her house, she suddenly stopped.

Because she saw a familiar guy who definitely shouldn't be in this place at this time - the guy was standing in front of her house, with his head hung tiredly, his clothes in disarray, and he looked exhausted after sleeping in the open air.

To be honest, he was like a completely different person compared to his usual self, but no matter what he looked like, even if he turned into ashes, Lacie would still be able to recognize him at a glance.

"Brave, brave, brave, brave...brave?!"

She exclaimed softly, almost biting her tongue in fright.

[To be continued]

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2. Can’t hold back laughter

The brave man is really good at fighting.

How powerful is it exactly?

The heroes of this generation were famous for their martial virtues and were the purest reckless men. Before joining the team of heroes, in order to seek revenge, Laciel had estimated the gap in fighting power between her and the heroes.

If she is regarded as a unit of measurement, one of her is one "bud", then the hero's combat power must be at least ten buds, no, it may be the power of buds at the hundredth level.

It is no exaggeration to say that even if the hero tied his hands and feet, Lacie would not be able to defeat him.

It was for this reason that she gave up on beating the hero to his knees like a man to vent her hatred.

And now a particularly capable brave warrior has come to the door.

Lacey's first reaction was, "Oh no! There must be a traitor!" Someone must have leaked the news that she was pretending to be a pastor!

But she thought again - no, no one knew that she had disguised herself as a priest and sneaked into the brave team, so why would the brave man appear here?

Miss Witch couldn't figure it out.

But let's talk about this matter later. In any case, the hero has come to my door now. If I don't want to be beaten to my knees by the hero and taken away for punishment, the wisest choice is to run away.

If she can’t beat him, can’t she run away?

So Lacie held her breath, quietly took out her wand, retreated behind a tree, and planned to cast a spell and run away.

But just when she was halfway through casting the spell, she suddenly heard the hero's voice not far away:

"Who?"

"!"