Fairies, please don't talk to me about love

Chapter 36: Revenge of Hair Plucking

After Zhang Ruyi left, Xuan Feng immediately ran to Ye Lingtian, took his hand and asked him to explain clearly.

"She really just disappeared like that in the end?!"

"not at all."

In front of Xuan Feng, Ye Lingtian also revealed the part that he had been hiding.

"Can my divine fire be used like this?"

After hearing his words, Xuan Feng tapped his head as if he had realized something.

"I see, it can still save others..."

Then she patted Ye Lingtian's belly and said expectantly:

"In that case, let her out quickly!"

"Xuan Feng, what is your relationship with Senior Huang?"

"Don't worry about it, just let it out."

Ye Lingtian had no choice but to do as he was told. He drew out the divine fire and released the soul trapped inside.

After being protected by the divine fire, the soul has become much more stable. At least it will not dissipate directly between heaven and earth.

As soon as Huang Fusu's soul opened his eyes, Xuan Feng sucked it directly into his hand.

I have to say that the methods used by the powerful are really diverse.

Huang Fusu was directly compressed into a miniature man, standing in Xuan Feng's palm, looking around blankly.

"Hello~~~"

Huang Fusu, who still had his dignity, looked back and found that it was Xuan Feng, and then he tried his best to fly towards Ye Lingtian without hesitation.

"Humph, want to escape?!"

Xuan Feng exerted his strength to directly suck Huang Fusu, making her unable to move at all.

"Huang Fusu, oh Huang Fusu, when you plucked my hair to make a spear tassel, did you ever think that this day would come?"

"What is a spear tassel? How come I don't know about it?"

"Well, you dare to pretend you don't know!"

"My friend, I will teach you my magic spear skills, you can't just stand by and watch me die!"

Ye Lingtian gave an apologetic look, indicating that there was nothing he could do.

What else could a junior like him do? Try to stop the fight?

Seeing that Ye Lingtian did nothing, the light in Huang Fusu's eyes lost its luster.

The last straw has been broken, what else can I do? Just lie down and wait for death.

Thinking of this, Huang Fusu accepted his fate and lay motionless in Xuan Feng's palm.

Before pretending to die, he glanced at Ye Lingtian with a resentful look.

"Put Senior Huang down, Xuan Feng."

In the end, Ye Lingtian softened his heart.

I thought Xuan Feng would give him a good scolding, but I didn't expect that she would listen to him and let Huang Fusu go.

"Since you said so, let her go. Okay, my little Lingtian, tell me why you want to save her."

"Senior Emperor——Forget it..."

"What is there to be afraid of? With me protecting her, she won't dare to do anything to you."

Xuan Feng patted his chest and assured Ye Lingtian.

"She died young, so I thought that I could take her soul to see the outside world, which would be my way of repaying her kindness."

"Not bad, not bad, you are worthy of it, Huang Fusu, you heard it too, right?"

Huang Fusu, who had recovered but was still lying on the ground pretending to be dead, felt something nonexistent beating when he heard this.

She slowly stood up, patted the non-existent dust on the hem of her golden armor, and then said to Ye Lingtian:

"Why...did you think of this?"

"Senior, you must have been very young when you died, right?"

"Ah."

"I know what the emperor's life is like, senior, you must have never seen how beautiful the fireworks on earth are, right?"

Huang Fusu was silent for a while, thinking back on his life, and realized that he had never actually seen the beautiful scenery that others talked about.

She has been dealing with generals who act recklessly, relying on their meritorious service in the battles with her sister, and civil servants who secretly collude for profit and damage the national treasury, since she came to power.

In addition to these, there were still external troubles that had not been eliminated, and the court was content with leisure and enjoyment, which forced her to lead the army to war in person.

Apart from the palace, there is only the battlefield. How can she have time to see the mountains, rivers and people?

Just as she was about to open her mouth to thank Ye Lingtian, she saw Ye Lingtian extending his hand towards her.

She took the opportunity and showed her willingness through her actions.

......

Xuan Feng regretted it.

It was too corny. She felt cold just looking at it. Now she just wanted to crawl into bed and warm herself up.

"Tsk, that's all, Xiao Lingtian, come here."

Ye Lingtian let go of Huang Fusu's hand and walked obediently to Xuan Feng's side.

"Since you care about her so much, why not just be a good person to the end."

"How to do it?"

"Give me these three things: the Thousand-thread Spiritual Lotus Root, the Mysterious Heavenly Ganoderma Lucidum, and the Yin-Yang Five Elements Flower. This way I will be able to reshape her body."

"all these are?"

"It's a ninth-level treasure. Just take your time to search. There's still plenty of time!"

"Understood. I'll keep an eye on it."

Xuan Feng leaned over to look at Huang Fusu who was standing behind him and staring at Ye Lingtian, and said impatiently:

"And you, you have to help too."

"Hmm? I...I understand."

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"Is this the mane of a Ferghana horse?"

Huang Fusu looked at the mane presented to him by the palace maids, touched it, and then let them take it away.

"Hey, what should I do with this gun? It's just missing the tassel... I don't think my sister has a better way to get this kind of thing."

Suddenly, a red figure appeared in her mind.

That bird person was invited by her sister to serve in the palace. All she does every day is eat and do nothing else. It's time to let her earn some gold coins!

Huang Fusu did what she said. She took her gun and walked to the temple where Xuanfeng was. Although some palace maids saw her on the way, they wisely stayed away from her.

Our own emperor is asking for someone to eat!

When she entered the temple, she saw Xuan Feng sleeping soundly on the couch.

Huang Fusu slapped her fat breasts that rose and fell with her breathing, and then shouted, "Get up!"

"What, what happened?"

Xuan Feng had just woken up, and before she could see clearly, she felt something pulling her hair.

"Ouch!"

With a final scream, she fell to the ground and fell into a coma.

In the last moment before she closed her eyes, she firmly remembered the blonde woman holding a gun in one hand and her hair in the other.

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"You only know how to eat, drink, play and sleep. No wonder you're so fat!"

Huang Fusu was very satisfied after he integrated the soft hair with his spear.

Isn't this better than those horsehairs that are as hard as needles?

"Your Majesty! The demon disaster in the wild land has arisen again, and the people are in panic. I hope Your Majesty can send troops to quell the situation as soon as possible so that the people can rest assured!"

Seeing the honest official who risked his life to make remonstrances break into the palace again and kowtow, Huang Fusu, holding the gun in his hand, had a plan in mind.

"I...I understand. In three days, I will replace the general and personally lead the troops to quell the rebellion."

"Your Majesty is wise! I thank you on behalf of the people!"

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"Damn it, damn it!"

Xuanfeng complained and wailed in the ancestral hall. She finally waited until Mao Changqi was able to show himself to the world. She was planning to go and bring him to justice, but she didn't expect that the young emperor followed her sister's example and went out to fight in the war.

If she had not been in her second nirvana and was only at the Nascent Soul stage at the age of a hundred, she would have taken revenge right then and there, and she would not have fainted from the pain of having her hair pulled out.

"Huang Fusu, if you can come back alive, I will make sure you are in trouble!"

Chapter 37 Abnormal

Huang Fusu drilled into Ye Lingtian's dantian and temporarily stayed on Ye Lingtian's body.

"Senior Huang, can you see outside?"

Ye Lingtian was worried that she couldn't see the outside world while she was in her dantian, so he asked her considerately.

"can."

"That's good."

stare----

"Xuan Feng, if everything is alright, I will go back and start practicing alchemy tomorrow."

"No more, hurry up and go! Humph."

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"Qingyun Sword Sect? Never heard of it."

After returning to the cave, Ye Lingtian and Huang Fusu talked about the specific situation in the world today.

"The Qingyun Sword Sect has existed for exactly a thousand years, right? It's normal that Senior Huang doesn't know."

"Oh... the descendants of the dynasty finally pacified this place, right? In the past, you might not see any human habitation even if you walked a hundred miles in this area."

"No, it was a master named Fengxian who pacified this place."

"Fengxian?"

. . .

"Me and Xuanfeng? It's very simple. When I got the magic spear, I couldn't find any good horsehair to make the spear tassel. It happened that she was being worshipped in the palace at that time, so I went over and plucked a few hairs..."

After hearing the reason, Ye Lingtian felt that the magic gun in the ring might not be easily taken out again.