Genshin Impact Life Simulator, They Want to Kill Me

"Little King of Lucky Grass, Buyer."

The God of Ice read out the other party's name.

This small figure is undoubtedly Xumi's new grass god, a god recognized as the most brutal.

"Even if we're eliminated, this method wouldn't be necessary, right?"

"Xumi is a country built on the jungle, so it must naturally follow its rules. This is our Xumi's own business, and there is no need for outsiders to interfere." The Little Auspicious Grass King obviously had no intention of communicating with the Ice God, and directly issued an order to expel him: "Ice God of the Winter Kingdom, what is the matter with you in Xumi? Xumi does not welcome outsiders to enter. If you are not the one, please go back."

Although the words sounded polite, they were actually cold and inhumane.

Little Lucky Grass King...can't understand her at all!

The Ice God came to Xumi not only to rescue his own people, but also to understand the little auspicious grass king's thoughts. Just as the Ice God had said to the mysterious masked man before, as long as they can understand each other... But the Ice God is not a pedantic person, otherwise she would not have sat on the throne of god. From the first moment she saw the little auspicious grass king, she understood that mutual understanding was absolutely impossible.

Since you don't understand, then don't waste any more time talking.

"You should know why I came to you, little King of Auspicious Grass." The Ice God's voice also turned cold, "Let my people from Zhidong go!"

The Little Auspicious Grass King tilted his head slightly, and seemed to be a little surprised: "The Ice God is indeed the most loving god. He actually came here in person for mortals. I am a little curious about how much your love for the world is worth."

"What do you mean?"

"Supplies. If you want the people of the Winter Nation who are still here to go back, then you can exchange them for supplies. Mora, food, anything is fine. You can set the price yourself." The Little Auspicious Grass King stretched out a hand. "The Ice God should have his own value for this love in his heart. Please don't let everyone down too much."

Supplies? You want me to...

"Little Lucky Grass King, don't go too far!"

How could I possibly agree to such a request!

"You are the one who went too far. You should know that your people from Zhidong broke the law in our Xumi, and I haven't settled the score with you yet."

"What law did you break?"

"There are a lot. Do you need me to tell you one by one?"

"no need!"

Oh, Xumi is your kingdom, and you make the laws. You say it has been violated, what else can I do?

For the first time, the God of Ice felt powerless in negotiations. It was not like the Seven Gods had not met together before, but even if there were frictions, they would always show some mercy to each other... Where had they ever met such an unreasonable god?

Is there any character that can make you a God?

"Buyer! Are you determined to go to war with me, Zhidong?"

The Ice God was already getting angry, but he suppressed his anger and warned the Little Auspicious Grass King, "After experiencing such turmoil, how much national strength do you have left in Xumi for you to squander? You better think carefully!"

Whether in terms of divine power or the country's comprehensive strength, Zhidong crushes Xumi.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Aren't you the one who has been talking about starting a war? Didn't your people from Zhidong break the law in my Xumi? And you want to take them back. Just give me some compensation for the damage caused to our Xumi. In this regard, I am the victim."

Look at the corpses hanging in this forest, and you tell me you are a victim?

He is completely confusing right and wrong!

The God of Ice felt powerless in words.

It turns out that there is absolutely no way to understand each other!

"And if you want to start a war, well, I admit that Xumi is no match for you, Zhidong." The little auspicious grass king showed weakness at first, and then changed the subject, "But if we have to fight, we Xumi can fight until the last Xumi man dies. Do you, Zhidong, dare to bear such a loss?"

She is serious!

It doesn't seem like she's lying. She really has plans to destroy the country! In her eyes, this world is a cruel law of the jungle. It's either life or death!

The God of Ice has met with the previous Grass God, Daci Tree King, a gentle god you could tell just by looking at him. Why would such a gentle god have such a successor!

"I'm sure the Ice God doesn't want to see this, right? And it was you, Zhidong, who initiated the war against our Xumi. Even if it comes to the Heavenly Principle, I'm still in the right. The Ice God started the war because he was dissatisfied with the seven kingdoms divided by Heavenly Principle, right? I hope the Ice God will explain it to Heavenly Principle when the time comes."

Justice... You look like you are complaining to God, are you a child?

The God of Ice looked at the tiny body of the little Auspicious Grass King.

This... a damn new god!

The well-mannered Ice God still swore, and he wanted to teach the other person a lesson right now.

"It seems like you really don't intend to communicate with me properly."

The Little Auspicious Grass King spread his hands and said, "Aren't you the one who refused to communicate properly? If you want to end this communication, I will ask the historians to record that both parties exchanged opinions frankly in the Xumi Forest after returning. By the way, tell the people who are still in the city that the Ice God has been here... They should think that they can return home soon, right?"

That’s it again!

In the end, the Ice God and the Little Auspicious Grass King parted unhappily, and the Ice God went back with a lot of anger. Ren Zha and the Coral Palace emerged from the shadows of the forest.

Ren Zha looked in the direction of the Ice God's departing figure and said, "The Ice God is more patient than I thought."

"Yeah, it's so dangerous. I felt like a fight was about to break out."

"She still has too many concerns, not just about justice. She is more worried that if she fights with the Little Auspicious Grass King here, not only will she not be able to rescue the people, but the Little Auspicious Grass King will also vent his anger on her and kill them all in Xumi." Ren Zha's mouth curled up into a light smile, "But she should also realize that people can never understand each other."

Chapter 34: How about calling them the Faint?

"I will help her see this hopeless world clearly."

In Nata, a group of large winter merchants passing by were resting on the side of the road. A group of people emerged from here and surrounded the merchants.

"Who are you!"

"The merchants of Zhidong, haha, the ones who were robbed were the people of Zhidong. I heard that the Ice God wanted to save his people and went to the Little Auspicious Grass King to argue, but he was not only frustrated but also blackmailed for supplies. In this case, it is normal for me to rob your goods, right? Anyway, even if you are robbed, your god can't make the decision for you. We, Nata, are better at fighting than Xumi!"

"you……"

"But let's not cause any more trouble. You all should stay here!"

The large caravan itself had a lot of guards. During the battle, the people of Zhidong discovered that this group of people seemed not to be ordinary robbers, but well-trained. Soon the people of Zhidong caravan were defeated, leaving a pile of corpses on the ground. The robbers hummed happy songs and left the messy place with the looted supplies. It seemed that they were too happy to check the corpses properly. After they left, several people crawled up with serious injuries.

"Damn it! Go ask the Nata officials for an explanation!"

Unfortunately, the same words were used in the official embassy of Nata, but the words were a little more subtle than those of the previous robbers, but that was all.

Someone secretly asked: "Do you think this is authorized by the Nata authorities?"

The merchants investigated secretly and finally found their lost goods in an official warehouse of Nata. The surviving merchants no longer trusted Nata and fled back to Winter in anger and embarrassment.

"It doesn't make sense! It doesn't make sense!"

After hearing the news, the Ice God stayed in her bedroom alone. She was in a bad mood. Not only did she fail to accomplish anything during her previous trip to Xumi, but she was also angered by the little Auspicious Grass King. This incident was spread to all seven countries, and now she was about to become a laughing stock.

When has I, the great Ice God, ever suffered such humiliation!

There was no doubt that the news came from the little auspicious grass king, as there was only me and the little auspicious grass king in the Xumi Forest at that time! This little new god wanted to step on me to establish her authority!

Little lucky grass king!

Not only that, my merchants in Nata were robbed. What on earth does the Fire God want to do? Is he looking down on me? Damn it, have they all learned bad things from the Little Auspicious Grass King? Are they bullying me because I can’t beat Nata even though I’m close to winter?

How come a country can bully me now?

The Ice God clenched his fists.

"So the Ice God also sulks alone?"

A sound ringing in my ears.

"Who!" The Ice God looked in the direction of the voice. The mysterious masked man appeared in front of him again. The Ice God frowned, "It's you again. I told you not to appear in front of me again!"

"Don't be so angry, at least we are not enemies." Ren Zha spread his hands, "I've said it before, being too kind is the thought of the weak. If you don't want to hurt others, you are doomed to be hurt by others. This is a truth that even mortals know. As a god, you should have understood it a long time ago."

The God of Ice was silent.

Ren Zha continued, "I know you are not a weak god, but you think too much. It's time to show your fangs and become stronger so that you can better protect your people, right?"

Of course I understand this truth, but I want to solve the problem with more peaceful means.

At this time, news came from the ministers outside the door that the Little Lucky Grass King had sent an envoy to deliver gifts. The God of Ice showed doubts on his face. He and the Little Lucky Grass King were not on good terms, and now everyone in the world knew about it. Why would the Little Lucky Grass King send someone to give him a gift?

When the Ice God opened the gift box that Little Auspicious Grass King had given him, his face turned cold. In the box were ten severed fingers. Judging from their sizes, they were not from one person, but from ten people. There was also a handwritten letter from Little Auspicious Grass King attached to the box:

——It has been a long time since I have seen supplies, but as a merciful god, I can forgive the mistakes you, the people of Winter Solstice, have made. I will send your people back to your country, however, in batches. This is the first batch.

"The soul is pale!"

This is a threat! In batches, how can there be such a thing as batches! This little auspicious grass king is clearly threatening me. She is taking my people as hostages. If they still refuse to deliver the supplies to Xumi, she will chop off their limbs in batches!

The Ice God's chest was about to explode with anger.

If you don't want to hurt others, you will be hurt by others.

The God of Ice looked at the contents of the box and could imagine the despair faced by the people still on Xumi, and the despair they faced when their limbs were chopped off.

"Very good, little King of Lucky Grass. It seems that I was unwilling to fight before and gave you the illusion that I was afraid of you. I understand now."

I was indeed wrong before, Little Jixiang Grass King, since you really want to talk, then I will accompany you!

The God of Ice entered Xumi again. This time, the conversation did not last long. The little King of Auspicious Grass was afraid of fighting, and finally the God of Ice destroyed a large area of ​​forest in Xumi as if to vent his anger, and returned home with some of his people.

If I had done this earlier, everyone wouldn't have suffered in Mount Sumeru for so long.

The God of Ice returned to his bedroom, where Ren Zha had been waiting for a long time.

This time, without waiting for Ren Zha to speak, the Ice God took the initiative to speak: "I understand. Blindly pursuing peace will only lead to war. For the sake of protection, hatred will follow. Even gods cannot understand each other, let alone humans?"

There was ice on the face of the Ice God.

"I will establish an organization in Solstice. I want this force to eventually affect all countries one day, spread across the entire continent of Teyvat, and become an existence that no country can despise and a nightmare. I will become the greatest winner in this world, powerful enough to force everyone to obey my orders, and then according to my own wishes, end all wars and achieve peace."

Ren Zha clapped his hands.

"I've said before that we can cooperate, and if we want to deter all countries, we need strong enough military force."

"Although I don't trust you, you are the enemy of Heaven, right? And your ability to move freely in space is indeed not bad. My organization will recruit people from all walks of life, regardless of their background or past. It will be enough as long as they can show their value in the organization."

"It's my honor. I will assist you. In order to create a peaceful world, what should such an organization be called?" Ren Zha said, "If you can't think of a good name, then I will help you come up with one. It will serve as a warning to your previous foolish thoughts. How about calling it the Fatui?"

Chapter 35: Recruiting the Fatui

"Of course this is a modest statement. To be precise, for the ultimate goal, we will fool the world."

Idiot, you, the Ice God, are also the one I fool! I will fool everyone, fool everything that can be fooled, in order to create a new world, a world that truly exists!

"The Fatui, a good name." The God of Ice nodded, "The Fatui will take in people who have the same pain as you. Only those who have the same pain will understand the value of peace."

"The same pain? Then I have a good candidate." Ren Zha chuckled, "If we talk about pain, who knows more about pain than the Kanreya people who have lost their country and are still suffering from the curse?"

Ren Zha pointed to the Coral Palace beside him and said, "Don't underestimate her. She is very strong in terms of intelligence gathering ability. There just happens to be a powerful Kanreya wandering around Teyvat right now."

When the Ice Queen and Ren Zha found this Kanreya man in a wasteland, he was a tall man who once served as a court wizard in Kanreya.

"Ice God."

This Kanriya man did not know Ren Zha, but he was very familiar with the Ice God. The gods had destroyed his country, and he remembered the appearance of every god deeply. Each one of them was his enemy.

"Why, even after cursing us, Kanreya is still not satisfied. Are you going to kill us all?"

"The destruction of Kanreya is not the will of the gods but an order from Heaven. We come to you to invite you to join us, to end Heaven, to end all wars, and to create a new world."

The Kanreyan sneered, "Don't you think it's ridiculous that an executioner would say such a thing?"

Facing the ridicule, the Ice God did not get angry and stretched out his hand to the Kanriyan: "I understand your pain, and you have no other choice now, right?"

"Is this a threat?"

"No, it's advice. You should understand that it's meaningless to wander aimlessly like this. Join us. With my protection, you can fully display your talents to realize your ambitions."

The Kanriya stared into the eyes of the Ice God.

"You dare to risk being blamed by heaven to recruit me, a Kanreya, and it's not just talk. Well, let me witness what you are going to do. But if you don't do what you said, I will betray you without hesitation."

"It doesn't matter."

The Ice God threw a mask at the Kanreya.

"Put on this mask. From today on, you will be the first executive officer of my Solstice Faints."

The Fatui were completely established in the Kingdom of Solstice. The God of Ice remembered to negotiate directly with the Little King of Auspicious Grass, so the Fatui were defined as a diplomatic agency from the beginning, but it was only a diplomatic agency in name. In addition to the ordinary positions of the Fatui, the positions of executives were also established. Only people who were strong enough could serve in this position. The first executive of the Fatui was a tall and strong man named Piero, codenamed "Clown", who was brought back from outside by the Ice Queen.