Genshin Impact Life Simulator, They Want to Kill Me

"Well, be good, go out and wait for me in the yard. I'll prepare and think about what I want to teach you."

"Okay, teacher."

Zhen answered very naturally, took Ren Zha's hand and walked out of the yard, and Ying, who was unaware of what was going on, followed silently behind.

The three of them were waiting in the yard for Hu Zhaigong to come out. Ying looked at Ren Zha who was staying beside her sister, and couldn't help but ask Ren Zha: "Hey, who are you, little devil?"

"Ah..." Hearing this, Ren Zha frowned and said in a dissatisfied voice, "You are obviously not much older than me, and you actually called me a brat?"

Humph, it’s a waste of a face that looks just like Zhen. He’s not even half as gentle as Zhen. No wonder he called the teacher’s name directly when he came in. How rude!

"Well……"

Ying forgot that she was also a child and was stunned for a moment, but Ying did not intend to apologize. I will apologize like a child.

"Ying, don't be so rude. Be a well-mannered child."

So Ying was criticized by her sister.

Ying looked at her sister with confusion in her eyes, "Sister, what on earth are you planning? You left the government affairs to your sister and came here to act like a child?"

What is so special about this child?

Ying looked at Ren Zha again, sized him up and down, but found nothing special about him, just an ordinary child.

"Why don't you apologize quickly, Ying."

Ying's eyes widened, staring at his sister in disbelief.

Sister, you want me to apologize to a child?

But under the tough gaze of Zhen, Ying had no choice but to apologize to Ren Zha: "I'm sorry."

Anyway, the person apologizing looks like a child, not the real me, so it’s not a big problem!

Ying thought so.

"It's okay, I forgive you." Ren Zha did not hold a grudge and generously forgave Ying for his rude words just now.

Who needs forgiveness from a little kid like you?

Ying turned her head away jealously and didn't look at Ren Zha.

"Hehe." Looking at Ying's angry posture like a little child, he really laughed.

Sister, you just want to take advantage of the opportunity to bully me! And Hu Zhaigong, are you guys colluding to make fun of me?

But Ying didn't really care about being bullied by his sister. As long as he was with his sister, there was no problem.

Ren Zha looked at Ying's indifference and didn't talk to Ying anymore. He turned to Zhen and continued to thank him, "Zhen, thank you..."

You little brat actually called your sister by her name!

Ying turned his head away and then turned back to look at Ren Zha.

Zhen stretched out a hand and put it in front of Ren Zha's mouth to interrupt him: "No need to thank me, if you really want to thank me, then study hard with the teacher."

"Yeah! This way, I'm one step closer to my dream! I really want to learn quickly, grow up, and become the guard of Lord Thunder God!"

Oh? This kid's dream is to be his sister's bodyguard?

Ying Gao glanced at Ren Zha. Although he was a little kid, he had some good dreams and was not that annoying.

Ying thought about the humiliation he had just experienced. For some reason, he felt very unhappy when he saw this child. He opened his mouth coldly and interrupted, "Sister... Lord Thunder God does not need anyone to protect him, and he does not need a guard like you. Your dream is too boring."

"I know that, but it's an honor to be with Lord Thundergod, right? But you're right, Lord Thundergod doesn't lack a bodyguard like me..." Ren Zha thought carefully about Ying's words, then his eyes lit up, he clapped his hands, confirmed it, and said, "Then I've decided! From now on, I will be Lord Thundergod's closest bodyguard!"

"Clam--?"

The closest bodyguard to Onee-sama... isn't that me?

This kid is planning to take my place?

Taking back my previous thoughts, this kid is really annoying!

Ying's face became even colder: "You can't do it."

"Huh? Why?"

"Because I'm the one closest to Thor."

Ren Zha tilted his head, thinking about what Ying meant, and then he understood. He pointed at Ying and said loudly: "So your dream is the same as mine, you both want to be the guard of Lord Thunder God!"

"..."

Little ghost, I am different from you. I have always been, from birth to the future, I will protect my sister! This is something that you, a little ghost, can never do!

"No wonder you act like you don't get along with me. We are enemies in the same industry."

Ren Zha showed an expression that said he understood everything, pointed at Ying and continued, "Lord Thunder God only has one closest guard, so Ying, we will be rivals from now on! Well, you have already learned from the teacher, so I should not be your opponent now..."

A confident voice:

"But one day, I will surpass you, and prove that I am the most qualified one to be the closest guard of Lord Thunder God!"

How dare you say that, little brat!

You are just a mortal, no matter how much you study, you can never be my opponent!

Looking at Ying who wanted to refute something but didn't know how to refute, and then looking at the sunny and confident Ren Zha, a maternal smile of relief appeared on her face.

Both of them are children.

This is great.

Chapter 8 Shadow, I hate you!

"Ridiculous." Ying said disdainfully, "Your dream is not worth mentioning at all."

You're the only one who wants to take my place?

Although I don't know what my sister and Huzai Palace are planning, or what their attitude towards this child is, I don't care. I just feel unhappy with this child.

Ying asked: "If you really want to be the guard of Thunder God so much, if your desire is so strong, why don't you get the Eye of God?"

Ren Zha opened his mouth and said in a long tone: "Ah——?"

Let me dispel your unrealistic fantasy!

"If a mortal's desire reaches its extreme, the sight of the gods will be projected down, and they will be able to obtain the Eye of God, so your dream is not as strong as you say, and I..." Ying took out a God's Eye with thunder attribute, "I want to become the closest guard of Lord Thunder God, and I have been recognized by the gods, and it was Lord Thunder God himself who recognized it, so you can't compete with me."

In fact, this Eye of God is fake, and the distribution of the Eye of God has nothing to do with my sister, but this does not stop Ying from saying this. How can a mere mortal understand these things?

"Well……"

Ren Zha puffed up his cheeks and looked at the Eye of God that Ying took out with an envious look.

It's like we all take an exam together, but you tell me that you have already been selected?

Ying was feeling proud in her heart. Do you know the difference? Stop pestering my sister. Face the reality and change...

"Awesome, Ying, you are so awesome!" Ren Zha applauded Ying.

"well--?"

This time, the shadow changer made such a sound, "What are you celebrating for me? You should know the gap and retreat when you know the difficulty..."

Ren Zha lowered his head and said in a depressed voice: "Indeed, I don't have the God's Eye of Thunder..."

Yes, that's right.

But Ren Zha was only depressed for a moment, then he raised his head, his eyes shining again: "This shows that I haven't worked hard enough! I will work harder and more diligently than before!" He pointed his finger at Ying again and said confidently, "Ying, don't get too complacent. One day, I will also obtain the God's Eye with thunder attribute! I will also make Lord Thunder God recognize me!"

You don't even call me Senior Sister anymore! You just call me by my name! How rude!

Ying curled his lips: "How shameless."

Ren Zha wanted to say something, but Hu Zhaigong came out and chuckled, "I can hear both of your voices in the room, Ying, Ren Zha, it looks like you guys are having a good chat and your relationship is progressing very well."

Who is good with him/her!

Both of them muttered to themselves at the same time.

Hu Zhaigong clapped his hands and took the initiative to end the topic, saying: "Today is the day for Ren Zha to get started, but I don't know how good your foundation is, so I want to do a small test?"

Is this a test of my basics?

Ren Zha scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Teacher, I have never learned magic before, and I don't understand anything at all."

Hu Zhaigong stretched out a finger and waved it left and right: "I will teach you more than just magic in the future. You need to develop both martial arts and magic in a balanced way. You can't be too biased."

"I understand, teacher. How do I test you?"

The fox monk took out two bells and said, "Since we are all from the same sect, let's take the test together. I originally planned to take these bells to the shrine and hang them there, but now they are just right for this place."

As he said this, Hu Zhaigong hung the two bells around his waist.

"Next, you will use all your skills to snatch these bells from my waist, one for each of you, okay?"

"Teacher, teacher!" Ren Zha raised his hand in confusion, "Teacher, there are three of us! We are still short of a bell!"

Ying rolled his eyes at Ren Zha. "Do you really think you can snatch the bell from Hu Zhai Gong? If Hu Zhai Gong gets serious, you can't even grab the corner of her clothes."

So, Hu Zhai Palace, are you just playing around?

"A lot, huh?" Kitsaigong gave a wicked smile, "The two people who grab the bell first will pass the test and get a reward. It's lunch that I made myself, okay?"

“What about those who didn’t pass?”

Kitsusaigong thought for a moment, pointed to a cherry tree in the yard and said, "Tie yourself under this tree and watch others finish their lunch. Remember this failure and win it back in the future, okay?"

Hu Zhaigong paused and continued, "Zhen and Ying have only been disciples for a short time. I haven't taught them anything. We are all on the same level. Zhen, Ying, and Ren Zha, do you have any questions?"

Ying complained in his heart, "Hizai Palace, doesn't your conscience hurt when you say that?"

But what Hu Zhai Gong meant was that I shouldn't use too much strength? Well, even if I control my strength to that of a child, it's still not comparable to that of a mortal... So Hu Zhai Gong, you are really playing, right? Are you playing with a child?

Ren Zha answered loudly: "Teacher, I have no problem!" Zhen also nodded to indicate that there was no problem.

Ying looked at her sister. Her sister was also joining in the fun?

Forget it, if my sister likes it, I will play with her... Let’s make it clear, I’m not playing with the kids, I’m playing with my sister.

Shin nodded: "Teacher... Kitsune, I have no problem with that either."

"Okay, since everyone has no objection, then..." Kitsaigong clapped his hands, "Start now, now come and take the bell from me!"

Hearing that the assessment had begun, Ren Zha showed a serious expression on his face and looked towards the bell on Hu Zhaigong's waist.

Well, grab one for yourself and leave one for Zhen. As for Ying...

While Ren Zha was still thinking, Ying had already jumped out.

"So fast!"

Ren Zha's eyes widened. Ying was so fast! Oh no, Ying was going to catch the bell!

Ying quickly came to the side of Kitsaigong and reached for the bell at his waist. When he was about to touch the bell, Kitsaigong's figure disappeared like a dream and appeared in another place nearby, leaving behind a branch.

"This is the spell of Teleportation, Ying. It's not easy for you to catch me."

Hu Zhaigong opened his mouth as if explaining to his shadow.

Is this the magic?

Ren Zha's eyes sparkled with excitement. Did he change his position? Did he exchange positions with a branch that had fallen from a nearby tree?

The teacher is really amazing. Can I also learn such practical and powerful techniques in the future?

Kitsaigong continued, "You three have to work together and cooperate well. If none of you grab the bell, then you three will be tied to the tree and not allowed to eat lunch, okay?"

Oh? Is that so?

Ren Zha blinked his eyes. It didn't matter if he was tied to the tree, but if he was really tied to the tree... No! Although it was very unpleasant for Ying, for the sake of Zhen, let's work together to grab the bell from the teacher before making a decision!

"Shadow, I'm here to help you!"

Ren Zha also rushed in, and just as he ran to Ying's side, Ying tripped Ren Zha with his foot.

"I don't need your help."

As he spoke, Ying looked towards Kitsai Palace with a serious look.

Without using excessive strength, relying entirely on the strength of a child, if you want to snatch the bell from Kitsaigong, you have to be serious... Even though it's a game played with children, since it's a competition, but the glory of a warrior is at stake, I will be serious!