I am a loser, a socially phobic, and a shut-in? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

It felt like an urban legend had come to life, and Sun Shihan felt very satisfied while eating Qianye stinky tofu.

"A zombie was dug out of the school. Now this news has gone viral in Chongming Town."

"It was precisely because of the accidental excavation that the zombie mother Gu Qingfeng was awakened that the entire school is now blocked. The relics that have been excavated and not excavated are being treated with caution... Some people think that there may be relics in those cultural relics."

"It may take at least a week to finish the follow-up work. I happen to be free during this period. Let's go shopping together, uncle!"

Xu Lin held her chin with both hands and said with a smile, her eyes full of anticipation.

I felt concerned when I first came in. My uncle Sun Shihan is so beautiful, but the clothes she wears are so casual.

The cat-eared girl Black Cat was wearing slave-like coarse linen clothes like a cosplay, Lan Yue was wearing a swimsuit, and Xilin was a pink little wolf, so don't worry about her. Everyone looked like they needed to buy some clothes.

"Okay...wait, let's go shopping?" "Yeah, like buy some clothes or something."

Sun Shihan, who was eating Qianye stinky tofu, just agreed subconsciously when she came to her senses.

For someone like me who is socially anxious, going out shopping is probably too stimulating. I feel like I'm going to die just by feeling the gazes of pedestrians on the street.

But looking at Xu Lin's expectant expression, Sun Shihan became hesitant again. Apart from anything else, it seemed that she really needed to buy some clothes. Now she was wearing her old clothes. After transforming into a cat-eared girl, her frame became much smaller, so her old clothes seemed a little loose, and her shoulders would always slip if she was not careful. Buying a few clothes would not cause such a problem.

"Although I still feel a little socially anxious, I am different now than before."

"I now have a power that is invincible to ordinary people. What is there to be afraid of? And I am not the only one who went there this time. With our current combat power configuration, it should not be me who is afraid, but others."

"..."

"How about I leave?"

Seeing that Sun Shihan, Xu Lin, Lan Yue, Liu Shen and Black Cat had all gone out to play, leaving only himself and his abyss world at home, the pink little wolf Xilin felt something strange.

However, as soon as Sun Shihan and her group left, Sylvie came over to comfort him, which made Xilin feel happy again.

Inside the pink wolf's body, the viruses, werewolves, bacteria and werewolves from the abyss world began a heated discussion about this.

[I can feel that the cute wolf-eared loli is indeed our creator, the great origin of all things]

[What a great existence! Just observing her with the Eye of the World makes my whole body tremble. This life is worth it.]

[It turns out that the Creator has wolf ears and a wolf tail just like us...]

[Maybe, I mean maybe, is there a possibility that it is not that the Creator is like us, but that we are like the Creator, and the Creator referred to her own image when creating us]

[She even looks like us, so cute. She is worthy of being our creator, the omnipotent werewolf ancestor.]

[Those friends of the Creator are also very cute, but they don’t have wolf ears. It seems that we are closer to the Creator.]

[So where are they going? I'm curious and want to go with them. They are all out playing, so why should we stay and watch the house?]

[Because we are in wolf form and they are in human form, only humans have the need to buy clothes...]

[I’m so angry, can the wolf form be good? This is discrimination against the wolf form! I really want to follow it! ]

【…】

[Okay, everyone, I think this is a kind of respect for us. Why didn’t the Creator let others look after the house, but let us look after the house? This is a manifestation of trust in us. The world outside is too dangerous. It is better for us to stay in this room first.]

[It's a good time to absorb more nutrients. There are still many shopping opportunities. As long as we turn into human form, we can go out shopping for clothes with the Creator. Sisters, based on my observation for so long, I found that the Creator and her friends have a paranoid love for Lolita... Maybe we can try to transform our abyss world from the image of a pink wolf to the image of a cute Lolita? Just wait for them to come back and give her a surprise.]

【good idea】

Chapter 107: Report to the boss, I was captured by zombies

The auto show was held in a temporary exhibition hall next to the shopping mall in Shangyi Plaza.

Chongming Town is a small place, and according to common sense, there is no ecological environment for holding an auto show.

But reality is often stranger than fiction, and the crazy Internet has added too much added value to Chongming Town.

The Huaihe River monster, the werewolf loli who is brave enough to do good, the offline PK between Youshen Yi and Xiangyue, the willow god and the gauze Youshen are suspected to be the descendant of ancient martial arts...

An ancient tomb was dug up in a school in Chongming Town, which was suspected to be the tomb of the famous eunuch Gu Qingfeng. There were rumors that Gu Qingfeng turned into a cat-faced old lady and ran away with a woman in broad daylight...

In a short period of time, various unexpected events pushed Chongming Town to the forefront. Coupled with the many legends about Chongming Town in the past, supernatural events were occasionally witnessed at night. Even though these things were obviously fake, and even though people knew that these might be operations carried out by Chongming Town for popularity, there were still many people who became interested in Chongming Town because of these things. They wanted to see what kind of enemy Chongming Town was, and they all came here to sign in.

Tourists are value, so some businesses have noticed this place. Even if Chongming Town becomes unknown again, it doesn’t matter, because popularity can be converted into money. Before the popularity of Chongming Town cools down, businesses want to come and take advantage of the popularity of Chongming Town just like they did with the popularity of Zibo barbecue.

On this basis, the boss of Hundred Billion Square, who is rich, well-connected, and has a strong vision, the father of the rich girl Chen Lin, and the richest man in the county, Chen Fu, has united many vehicle companies to live broadcast and attract attention. The theme of this live broadcast is the unsolved biological mysteries of the world...

What the masses like to see is what can really attract everyone's attention. Even around the world, how many people would not be interested in UFOs and mysterious creatures?

A high-end auto show that is out of touch with the masses cannot attract many people's interest. This down-to-earth auto show is different. This auto show not only exhibits some low-priced models of Longguo, but even the internationally renowned brand Baby Ma has joined in, and an ice cream giveaway event was held...

Because the scene was extremely lively, some foreigners who came to Chongming Town for tourism or happened to pass by were attracted by the auto show.

At the domestic Longma Automobile booth, Bai Xiaofei, a middle-aged man wearing a Zhongshan suit, two meters tall, with a fair complexion and a square face, looked anxiously at the crowded exhibition hall. The Baobei Ma Automobile models opposite him had already started posing.

"Hasn't the model Gou Ku been contacted yet?"

Bai Xiaofei asked the heavyweight female assistant who weighed more than 300 pounds beside him.

"Report to the boss, not yet..."

"Xiao Tang, please contact us quickly, our model has not arrived yet"

An excellent car model can not only better attract the visitors' attention, but also bring out the temperament of the vehicle and better display the product.

The theme this time is mysterious creatures, so unlike in the past, this time all the car models have to cosplay as various mysterious creatures, and some even dress themselves up as some indescribable creatures in order to attract attention.

The professional car model Gu Gouku is in line with the needs of this auto show. Gouku is a well-known UP in the two-dimensional world. She is very talented in cosplaying cat-eared girls. She is an old UP in the two-dimensional world, and Gouku is also very reliable in her daily life.

After successfully inviting Gou Ku, Bai Xiaofei felt that everything was secure. But who would have thought that Gou Ku suddenly disappeared at this time, and he couldn't get through to her on the phone. People around Gou Ku also said that Gou Ku was kidnapped by zombies... Could it be that the woman who was kidnapped in the rumor was Gou Ku?

People always make excuses when they make mistakes, but even Bai Xiaofei was moved by Gou Ku's excuse. He was captured by zombies. Look at how bragging he is. Why didn't he just say that he was abducted by aliens or traveled to another world?

It would be fine if he was just cool and unreliable, but the substitute model also started talking nonsense for some reason, saying that he was forced to have his stomach washed by a group of people in white coats because he ate fish with bait... and that he gained the ability to breathe underwater... The substitute model felt that his superpowers had awakened and he was about to reach the peak of his life, so he just quit his job.

"God has been kidnapped by zombies, God has awakened superpowers, and each one is more unreliable than the other at the critical moment. This can't go on."

"There aren't many models in Chongming Town or even nearby. They were all invited away for the auto show... It's too late to find models now."

Bai Xiaofei paced back and forth, looking at the watch on his wrist. Seeing that the live broadcast was about to begin, his expression became more and more anxious.

Under normal circumstances, Bai Xiaofei would not be so moved if there were no car models. However, this time the auto show was broadcast live. After the warm-up, many people would watch it on time. During the live broadcast, other people's homes had car models, but his home did not. What would the audience think?

Longma Automobile is a new automobile brand that was established recently. This is a good opportunity for publicity. As the largest Longma Automobile dealer in Wuchang County, Bai Xiaofei came here with a mission. If he messes up this opportunity, he will be in big trouble.

'How about letting the assistant come on stage?'

After imagining the heavyweight assistant cosplaying as a cat-eared girl, Bai Xiaofei felt that it was an eye-opener, but at the same time, he also felt that it seemed like he could really give it a try?

If you can't be beautiful, then just pretend to be ugly. Just do the opposite. Maybe by pretending to be ugly, Longma Automobile will be able to shine in this auto show?

...

Sun Shihan, Xu Lin, Black Cat, Liu Shen, and Lan Yue came to Shangyi Square and attracted a lot of people's attention as soon as they arrived here.

"Mom, look, those sisters are so beautiful!"

The group of people is like the dazzling sun, they will attract attention wherever they go. A group of extremely beautiful girls with extremely high looks and very two-dimensional style gathered together, and their rate of turning heads is basically 100% along the way.

Everyone else didn't think anything of it, except the cat-eared girl Sun Shihan, who hid behind Xu Lin with a stiff expression.

'I'm going to die, die, die, die, die'

Just going out and feeling the gazes of passers-by made Sun Shihan feel extremely embarrassed.

Now coming to a place like the Billion Square, feeling the gazes of passers-by along the way, even if she had only walked here, Sun Shihan felt that she had burned out.

"Luckily someone came with me."

If Xu Lin and the others hadn't accompanied me, I would never have dared to come to such a place.

"So this is the Hundred Million Square."

Taking a deep breath, Sun Shihan raised her head and timidly observed everything around her.

I know that Chongming Town built a square worth hundreds of millions of yuan. The reason is very simple, because it really cost 100 million yuan to build this square...

Because the supporting facilities are very complete and advanced, the flow of people here is usually very high. Today, because the theme of the auto show is very interesting, the flow of people has skyrocketed...

"Let's go buy some clothes first, and then we can go to the auto show to see what's fun."

"The auto show there is not actually for selling cars, but to hold some activities to make their respective brands more famous and valuable..."

Chapter 108: One More Look and You'll Explode

The auto show live broadcast room opened on time. The car brands in the front were okay, they were just ordinary mysterious student creature cosplays. When the camera passed by Longma Automobile, it saw a heavyweight female assistant cosplaying as a cat-eared girl, as well as Bai Xiaofei cosplaying in women's clothing and using props to make a peacock spread its tail. The audience was stunned at first, and then couldn't help laughing out loud.

[23333333, is this peacock spreading its tail for real?]

[I can’t hold it anymore, the cat-eared girl cosplay next to me is too funny]

[Sisters have good skin, they will look great when they lose weight]

[Hahahahahahaha, help me, I was eating, I really couldn’t help it just now, the food just came out of my nostrils]

[I was drinking water and just now I accidentally sprayed a female teacher passing by in the face. What should I do now to avoid having my phone confiscated? I’m waiting online and it’s urgent.]

[It's so funny, Longma Automobile knows how to attract traffic. There are so many car brands at the scene, but only Longma Automobile impressed me the most. I'm afraid that even if I wash my eyes, I can't forget the heroic appearance of this man... The contrast is too strong, what kind of King Kong Barbie is this]

[The design is so unique, and because it is so unique, it is still fresh in my memory. Is this going for the black and red style? So cool]

[It broke my traditional impression of auto shows. It is very innovative. Men should watch men! ]

[Is this cross-dressing guy trying too hard?][How dare you assume his gender? ]

[Hahahahahahahahaha, this is so cool][Originally I had no interest in this auto show. It’s just about cars. I came here for the red envelopes. Now I’m starting to look forward to the next events. I heard there will be rap performances in the exhibition hall?]

For a while, the live broadcast room was filled with laughter, and the entire room was filled with a happy atmosphere.

While waiting for the cameraman to leave, the camera turned to other places. Opposite Longma Automobile, two female models Wang Longfei and Wang Feng from Baobei Ma Automobile with squinty eyes and strange eye distance could not help laughing out loud.

"It's so funny, a fat pig and a pervert dressed as a woman, they don't feel ashamed, they look so ugly"

"..."

Listening to the whispers of the female model opposite and seeing the female assistant starting to withdraw into herself, Bai Xiaofei's face turned red.

At first, he had no choice but to let the female assistant go on stage, but Bai Xiaofei thought about it carefully and felt that if he let only the assistant go on stage, the assistant would feel embarrassed and lose face, so he should also go on stage together, so as to share some of the pressure.

But after actually appearing in the live broadcast camera, Bai Xiaofei regretted this bad idea of ​​his. He might as well just lie down and pretend to be dead. Before this, Bai Xiaofei had never thought that making an ugly face in front of the camera would be so embarrassing. Now, hearing the continuous glances and whispers from the female model opposite, he could no longer hold it in.

'The auto show has just begun...'

Thinking that he would have to make a fool of himself in front of the camera again and again, Bai Xiaofei's mouth twitched and he had a new idea.

"I just tried desperate measures because I didn't have enough time. Now the first wave of shots has been fooled. It will take at least ten minutes for the cameraman to go around once."

'Just spend money and find a random girl at the auto show to take your place. It's not outstanding, but at least it's not embarrassing...'

Because he was worried that he would cheat on his wife, he found a female assistant with the help of his wife, so she is a little fat. If she is a model, it is better to be thinner.

'Well, that's it?'

Not far from the exhibition stand, Bai Xiaofei's attention was attracted by several beauties with strong personalities and presence in the distance.

Xu Lin is 1.6 meters tall, wearing a pure black miniskirt and black stockings, holding a lollipop in her mouth, and looks very girlish.

Kuroneko is a black-haired cat-eared girl wrapped in a red scarf and wearing a pure white down jacket, exuding a pitiful temperament.

A sapphire crown is faintly visible through a sun hat on her head. She is wearing a light blue ruffled dress and has silver ornaments on her ears, hands and neck. She is 1.5 meters tall and has bare legs, but she doesn't look cold at all. The blue-haired girl Lan Yue exudes a noble and cold temperament.

'...'

"It's as perfect as a paper man from the second dimension."

"It's very rare to see a beautiful girl of this quality, but today I can see so many of them at once. Do they know each other?"

"A pretty girl will know pretty girls of the same level? I'm almost despairing of this world where looks are everything."

Looking at Sister Liu Shen, Bai Xiaofei's expression became more solemn.

She was 1.40 meters tall, with long light green tasseled hair lazily draped around her waist. Her fair and rosy skin let you see the veins at a glance, and her clear and bright light blue eyes revealed a pure and innocent look.

She has light willow-shaped eyebrows, a small nose, delicate lips that exude a charming luster, slender arms, a waist that can be held in one hand, and she is wearing a light pleated skirt and is barefoot.

This Willow God sister is even more heavyweight. She exudes a pure temperament like a piece of white paper, which makes people want to add their own color to this piece of white paper. And for some reason, just by seeing the Willow God sister, one can't help but have a good impression of her, as if one will explode if he looks at her a few more times.

But the most beautiful one among them is definitely the white-haired cat-eared girl.

She has fair skin, curvaceous curves, a graceful figure, soft silver-white hair that shines brightly, a delicate face that is extremely exquisite, snow-white skin that is as smooth as a baby's, and red and blue heterochromatic eyes that are as clear and bright as spring water, but slightly dim, revealing a timid feeling and a feeling that she is easy to bully.