The Palace of the Yellow-haired Ninja

She heard that just after she left the village, there was a big turmoil in Konoha Village and the Third Hokage died. She also heard that the two Hokage advisors wanted to pull her back to be Hokage. Tsunade was shocked by the news and got furious on the spot. She broke two ribs of the person who delivered the news and blasted him out.

Bah, those two old fools, they are trying to get her to be the Hokage by saying nice things, but they just want her to be a puppet so that they can continue to give remote commands from behind.

Who wants to be this rubbish Hokage?

Although Tsunade Senju was thinking indignantly, she couldn't stop feeling sad in her heart. This was the village founded by her grandfather, but now it had become like this.

In this way, the angry Tsunade took Shizune to a small hotel early in the morning and drank alone.

Shizune looked at her teacher drinking one cup after another and felt sad for her, but she didn't know how to persuade her. The series of major events that happened in Konoha Village in such a short period of time really frightened this inexperienced girl and she didn't know what to do.

The wine made Tsunade even more sad. After drinking a glass of sake, she suddenly felt dizzy.

Hey, what happened? My alcohol tolerance is not that bad. Could it be that someone drugged me? But who could drug her, a medical expert?

Tsunade covered her forehead, forced herself to endure the dizziness, and checked herself with chakra inner vision, but found nothing abnormal.

But the feeling of dizziness became stronger and stronger.

"Shizune, take me back to the hotel." Tsunade only had time to say this before she fell on the table.

"Lady Tsunade!" The girl Shizune screamed in surprise. What happened suddenly?

She hurriedly did some basic checks on Tsunade, but couldn't find any obvious abnormalities. Tsunade seemed to be asleep, but she couldn't be woken up.

The anxious girl finally remembered the teacher's last instructions. She hurriedly paid the bill, carried the teacher on her back, and quickly rushed to the hotel where they were staying.

141. Tsunade’s little show begins

Tsunade shook her head and finally got rid of the dizziness.

Well, I am drinking with my disciples in a tavern, so let’s continue drinking.

Just as Tsunade was about to bring the glass to her lips, she heard her disciple Shizune scream.

"Jiraiya-sama!"

A familiar voice came from the other side, "Shizune, and Tsunade, so you are here. This is really a coincidence."

Tsunade looked up and saw her old white-haired classmate stepping into the shop.

Tsk, what day is today? They all popped up one by one.

First it was Orochimaru, and now it’s this old toad.

Hey, have I met Orochimaru today?

Tsunade patted her head. Although her memory told her that Orochimaru had come to her to treat her hands not long ago, she just felt that something was wrong.

She stretched out her hand and pinched her arm. It hurt. So she must not be dreaming, nor was she under an illusion.

But what exactly is this lingering feeling of disharmony?

While Tsunade was in a trance, Jiraiya had already walked up to her, bringing a yellow-haired child with him. He sat down by himself and chattered a bunch of nonsense.

Tsunade, who was in a daze, listened reluctantly. It boiled down to that the Third Hokage was dead and the village wanted her to go back and be the Hokage.

What the hell, they want me to go back and be a puppet Hokage?

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, what the hell?

Tsunade slammed the table in annoyance, interrupting Jiraiya's words.

"What the hell is Hokage? Only a fool would want to be one. Get out of here, get out of here!"

Tsunade's outburst seemed to shock everyone present, causing their actions to stagnate as they seemed unable to react.

(At this time, Naruto in Konoha Ninja School was also stunned. Why didn't Tsunade follow the script?

Well, it’s time for me, who is reckless and full of ideals, to take the stage.)

Tsunade was very satisfied that she seemed to have shocked the white-haired toad and he should not bother her again. What was the point of letting her be Hokage?

Just as she was feeling secretly proud, a yellow-haired thorny guy suddenly jumped out, stepped onto the table, and stood face to face with Tsunade.

"What are you talking about, you old woman pretending to be young? Hokage is a very great existence, my ideal. You are not allowed to insult the Hokage. Apologize to me immediately!"

Faced with the sudden provocation from the yellow-haired boy, Tsunade did not get angry at first. When this guy pounced on the table, Tsunade only felt a sense of déjà vu coming towards her, and his subsequent shouting made Tsunade feel even more familiar.

This kid looks just like his younger brother Shengshu!

"Hey, you old woman pretending to be young, who are you talking to? I'm talking to you, why are you acting stupid? Apologize to the Hokage right now. Lecherous Immortal, why did you ask this guy to be the Hokage? A woman like this is not qualified to be the Hokage at all."

Tsunade looked at the noisy golden-haired kid with a confused look on her face. Well, now he looked more like her impulsive and reckless younger brother.

But since he dared to call me an old woman, I'd better deal with him first.

Jiraiya seemed to want to smooth things over, but Tsunade did not give him the chance. She did not ignore him at all. She just grabbed Naruto's collar and lifted him in front of her, almost pushing her great heart against Naruto.

"What's your name, kid? Tell me your name. Today I'll let you know why the flowers are so red."

To Tsunade's surprise, the child she caught seemed quite courageous. He looked directly into her eyes with a determined look on his face: "My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm the man destined to become Hokage in the future!"

Uzumaki Naruto?

It’s that child, the orphan of the Fourth Hokage, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. How did that lecherous toad Jiraiya bring him out?

But he is very ambitious. Tsunade's sense of Naruto has increased. She narrowed her eyes and wanted to test the courage of this child.

"Hehe, becoming a Hokage is not something you can just talk about. Come on, go outside and let me teach you a lesson."

Tsunade loosened her hand, stood up and walked out of the store without looking back. She wanted to see if this boy dared to follow her.

Standing on the street, Tsunade was pleased to find that the yellow-haired boy had indeed followed her fearlessly. She would let him suffer a little, so that he would know the dangers of the ninja world and not be like Rope Tree...

Thinking of the rope tree, Tsunade's heart darkened again. She could only barely cheer herself up and stretched out a finger to point at the eager little kid in front of her.

"Oh, you want to knock him down with one strike? Tsunade, Naruto is just a child, don't take it too seriously." Jiraiya who followed out saw it, licked his face and stepped forward to help.

Who the hell told you to knock this kid down with one blow? I'm talking about giving this kid a chance to challenge me, you prematurely aged, white-haired, stupid toad.

Tsunade glared at Jiraiya in annoyance, but after he said that, she felt like she was in a difficult position and she couldn't lower her posture too much. She was really angry.

She could only shake her finger to smooth things over: "One finger, I mean only one finger is needed to deal with this brat. As long as he can make me move my feet, he will win."

(Tsunade's deliberately arrogant attitude made Naruto, who was in the ninja school, frown. Should he show some real skills to make Tsunade stumble?

After thinking about it, Naruto gave up this plan. Let her pretend. You are greedy for her body, so why don't you let her pretend to make herself happy?

Forget it, let’s just stick to the original script.

That's right, the world that Tsunade is in now is just the world projected by Naruto. All the characters in it, except Tsunade and Naruto, are NPCs.

It's no different to think of it as a small Moon Eye Project that belongs exclusively to Tsunade and Naruto, except that Naruto not only stars in it, but also serves as the director.)

"Hmph, old woman, don't be too proud. I learned a great ninjutsu from the lecherous sage. When I use it, I guarantee you will be surprised." Tsunade was arrogant, and Naruto became even more arrogant.

Tsunade's pretty lips curled up into a slight smile. Facing this arrogant child, although she appeared annoyed on the surface, she was not angry at all in her heart. She even had a feeling of intimacy and fondness for him.

"Good boy, then just come over here." Tsunade got into position and raised a finger towards Naruto.

Naruto was not to be outdone. He picked up a kunai and rushed forward shouting.

The result was naturally just as in the script. Tsunade easily knocked the kunai out of Naruto's hand, and with a flick of her finger, it hit Naruto's forehead, sending him flying far away.

142. My regret for not having you

Naruto, who was blasted into the air, rolled backwards and stood on the ground again without making any fool of himself.

However, what puzzled him a little was that when Princess Tsunade flicked her finger on his forehead, he didn't feel much pain.

Naruto checked the sensory synchronization rate in confusion, and it was still 100%, which meant that the big fat sheep was showing mercy.

This is a good thing. It seems like I have somehow won her favor.

As expected, golden-haired people are very tsundere. This one is the same. He says that the Hokage is rubbish, but when facing people who admire the Hokage, he automatically has a good impression of them.

In this case, we need to be more enthusiastic and a little more childish.

Naruto had an idea, and he got ready, and once again shouted shamefully: "I am the man who is going to be the Hokage, and I will keep my word, that is my ninja way, watch me, Rasengan!"

A blue chakra condensed and rotated in Naruto's hands. He pounced towards Tsunade with this ball of chakra.

Tsunade was also slightly shocked. How could this lustful toad pass such a dangerous ninjutsu to such a young child?

Faced with the unique skills of the Fourth Hokage, Tsunade put away her contemptuous thoughts. Facing Naruto who was rushing towards her, she shouted angrily and stomped on the ground. In an instant, a huge crack appeared under Naruto's feet, and Naruto fell into it. The chakra ball in his hand also failed.

Afterwards, Tsunade and Naruto made a bet with the cursed necklace as the stakes, just like in the original script.

Then there was the battle between the three ninjas, Naruto blocked the sword, Tsunade overcame her hemophobia, and defeated Orochimaru.

Well, no more nonsense, anyway, the original storyline went smoothly.

Tsunade set out on the journey back to the village with Naruto and Jiraiya.

Halfway through the journey, they checked into a hot spring hotel together.

Tsunade, who had just finished taking a bath with her disciple Shizune and returned to her room, lay lazily and casually on the tatami.

The NPC Shizune, who was remotely controlled by Naruto, sat next to Tsunade and began her test.

After accompanying Tsunade through the story of the Three Ninja War, Naruto also wanted to know his position in her mind.

"Lady Tsunade, I never thought that you would agree to return to the village to serve as Hokage, and even gave your most precious necklace to that child. It seems that you, teacher, are very optimistic about that child." NPC Shizue changed the subject.

Hearing the disciple's words, Tsunade's lazy expression froze slightly, and she said hesitantly: "Do you think highly of that child? Maybe, but Shizune, I think that child is more like my younger brother. That hot-blooded idiot who also admires the Hokage."

Congratulations to Tsunade's brother for his achievement.

P, who wants to be a younger brother? I want to be the Hokage.

Naruto growled in the dark.

The corner of NPC Jingyin's mouth twitched, and she spoke again tentatively: "Teacher, do you think he looks like your brother? But I think he looks more like Uncle Duan. He has the same ideals and ambitions, and he looks so handsome when he blocked the sword for you, teacher."

Hearing this, Tsunade seemed to have heard a very funny joke and laughed heartily: "Hahaha, Shizune, why do you think that brat Naruto looks like Duan? Your uncle is a very calm, smart and wise ninja. Naruto is impulsive and reckless, and he is the opposite of your uncle. You are wrong this time. But that boy was very handsome when he saved me, that's right."

This is not good. In this situation, I have maxed out my favorability, but it seems like I am going in the wrong direction.

Naruto was in a dilemma. Should he act calm, wise and smart?

Do you want to reopen the copy and try again?

Tsunade saw her disciple suddenly become dazed, she slapped her forehead fiercely and looked at her jokingly: "Shizune, why are you suddenly speaking well of that boy? And your good words seem to be over-embellished. Could it be that you, a little girl, are attracted to him? Hiss... He is just a child, Shizune, you, a little girl, want to pick the tender buds of our Konoha?"

Ha, what is going on?

In fact, what people are greedy for is your body.

Naruto was speechless, and controlled the NPC Shizune to act very shy and unwilling.

Looking at her disciple's feminine appearance, Tsunade now felt a headache. It seemed that what she had said was true: her disciple was a shotacon!

Tsunade rubbed her forehead. She was actually quite concerned about her disciple's personal affairs. After she brought the child out of the village, she had been taking care of her, which had delayed her from falling in love. It was also the time for the girl to think about love.

"Okay, Shizune, if you like Naruto, then just like him. He's a very likable kid, and it's normal for you to like him. And don't be afraid of the big age gap. I'll teach you the Hundred Healings Technique, and it won't be a problem for you to stay young forever. It'll be enough time for you to wait for that kid to grow up."

Naruto was a little touched and a little amused by Tsunade's words. I was testing you, but you were so good as to directly draw the red line for your disciple.

Now it seems that he is destined to be the younger brother, but Naruto still feels unwilling, so NPC Shizune speaks again: "The same is true for Lady Tsunade, Teacher, you can stay young forever, so when Naruto's child grows up, you two can become a well-matched couple?"

Tsunade's face turned red: "What nonsense are you talking about? I am old enough to be his grandmother."

NPC Shizune immediately interrupted: "Teacher, didn't you just say that age is not a problem? You have the Hundred Healings Technique, right? Besides, as the saying goes, a woman three years older than you is worth a fortune, and a woman 3000 years older than you is worth a fortune. So, the age difference between you and Naruto is not that big."

"What nonsense is this?" Tsunade gave her disciple a blank look. She didn't understand what was wrong with this girl today. It seemed that she was determined to link herself to Naruto. Could it be that she had accepted benefits from Naruto?

Uh, how could I think like that? If I think like that, doesn't it mean that Naruto likes me?

How is that possible?

Tsunade thought to herself with self-mockery that even if she was in need of a man, she would never cause trouble to the young buds of Konoha.

"Okay, Shizune, stop talking. I really think of Naruto as my little brother. He is the man who will grow up to be the successor of Hokage. But such an outstanding little man is not from the same generation as me after all."

Tsunade's tone was slightly melancholy, as if to say, "When I was born, you were not yet born, and when you were born, I was already old."

Well, it seems that there is no point in talking any further, so Naruto released the remote control to mute the NPC.

If this continues, I will definitely be the younger brother. It seems like it’s time to arrange the book mode.