After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

"How can there be such a noisy creature like you in this world..."

Hypnos sighed, and then rode on the back of the Golden Crow.

Cen Lin on the other end was lucky at first and was able to invite Thanatos.

But as soon as he walked out of the door, Thanatos became angry.

"Invite me to the banquet!! I don't even have a Pegasus to drive?!"

"... Where can I find a Pegasus for you?"

"What did you say?!"

"I, I mean, sir, the current conditions are difficult and we are temporarily unable to communicate with the outside world. Do you think we can overcome it?"

"You mean you want me to go there in person?!"

Cen Lin turned his head, rolled his eyes, and then changed his face and said to Thanatos.

"Lord Death God, you have supreme power and divine power. This journey is just like a drop of rain for you. I also very much hope to see you demonstrate your power!"

"Hmph, our power is naturally endless. Do you want to see it? Okay, then I will give you a chance to show off."

"what?"

"Realm, the power of divine creation!"

Before Cen Lin could come to his senses, he had been turned into a beast by Thanatos' divine power...

Mule.

"??????"

The mule was running in circles, looking very confused.

Thanatos was also confused.

"This divine power can transform a person into any animal, but that person needs to define himself. I have seen some people transform into Pegasus, and some people transform into dragons, but this is the first time I have seen this person transform into a mule. , you can be regarded as opening my eyes."

The mule was so angry that he squealed and thought to himself that he seemed to have the most evaluation of himself as a mule.

They endure hardships and do some personnel work every day, making everyone feel like they are watching their every move.

In fact, I just want to get my pension as soon as possible! !

"Forget it, in that case, I'll just make do with it."

With that said, Thanatos rode directly on the mule.

"lets go!"

......

Two hours later, it was completely dark.

The first one to return to the entrance of the cave was the Golden Crow.

After it landed on the ground, it transformed into a human form, but Hypnos did not get off her, which resulted in her being pinned directly beneath the girl.

"Ah! Ah! What are you doing! Get up quickly!"

"...zZZZZZ...eh? Are we there yet?"

The girl slowly opened her eyes and looked at the cave in front of her.

"Not yet... Since you invited me to the banquet, how can I sleep in such a shabby place?... zZZZZZZZ..."

"Ah!? What did you say! What a shabby thing! This is my warm little home! Come down here!! Ah! You are so heavy! What are those two things on your chest!"

Just as the Golden Crow was struggling, a donkey brayed from afar.

"Hmph, if I hadn't used my divine power to bless you, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to arrive tomorrow!"

When Thanatos' voice sounded, Hypnos opened his eyes immediately.

She stood up while supporting the Golden Crow on the ground, turned her head and looked in the direction where the mule was running. She wiped the remaining saliva from the corner of her mouth, and her eyes instantly turned cold.

When Thanatos saw Hypnos, his expression became gloomy.

"What are you doing here, Lord Thanatos?"

"Who do we think we are? Isn't this the God of Dreams? He doesn't want to sleep at this hour, so he comes out to relax? Did I beat him to the point of being autistic?"

"Lord Thanatos is really good at joking. If someone hadn't stopped you today, I'm afraid the outcome would have been decided. You would have rolled back into the dark River Styx. Will Brother Charon take care of you? You picked it up, I'm curious."

"Oh? It seems that I need to let you know what it means to respect your brother."

"What a joke. I will respect Brother Charon, Sister Etel, Sister Hemera, and even the expelled Sister Kakaya. Only you, dear Lord Thanatos, are you worthy? You are worthy. How many?"

The eyes of the two gods revealed terrible pressure and murderous intent.

Even the Golden Crow and the mule were so frightened that they stepped back.

The mule was thinking that Li Muhan was playing tricks and was about to start fighting again before he even entered the door.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the sound of the door opening came from the cave, and then Li Muhan came out with a plate, and said with a smile after seeing everyone.

"The food is ready. Why are you still standing at the door? Come inside."

Chapter 103: Drinking is such a beautiful thing

The two gods turned their heads at the same time and looked at Li Muhan with majestic eyes.

Even though Li Muhan had Barr in his body, he was frightened and took a step back slightly, but he still swallowed, forced himself to step forward and said.

"Two, don't worry, I know you have a holiday, but today's banquet is hosted by the Special Administration Bureau. If you don't give face to each other, how about giving face to the Special Administration Bureau?"

Thanatos sneered.

"I give the Special Administration Bureau a good deal of respect. I will pretend that this incident never happened today. If it happens again, even if it is the Special Administration Bureau, I will show no mercy."

"Ha~~so sleepy...I'm going back to sleep."

The two turned around to leave.

Jinwu and Mulezi could only watch the distinguished guests they finally invited leave like this.

At this moment, Li Muhan suddenly opened the lid on the plate.

An alluring aroma suddenly spread.

The two stopped immediately, and then turned to look at the plate in Li Muhan's hand.

"What is that...?"

"...It smells good, smell it, um, it smells good."

"Since you two have decided to leave, can you try this dish first? This is a dish carefully prepared for you by the Special Administration Bureau."

The two gods looked at each other. Although they were both unhappy with each other, they were also salivating at the food that was constantly smelling because they hadn't eaten good food for so long.

"Huh, since it's the host's warm invitation...it's just a dish, I'll just take a bite."

"I, I will just take one bite, and then I will go back to sleep."

So the two gods came back again. When they came to Li Muhan, they were both attracted by the delicious food, and they swallowed their saliva one after another.

"We come first."

"No, me first."

"You are so ignorant of the general situation and don't understand etiquette!"

Li Muhan quickly handed over two forks.

"Let's get together. Stop arguing. The food is getting cold."

The two gods took the fork, glanced at each other in displeasure, then quickly struck two pieces of meat and put them into their mouths almost at the same time as if they were fighting.

While chewing, he looked at each other provocatively.

"I'm faster than you."

"Don't be ridiculous, Lord Thanatos, I'm 0.1 second faster than you."

"Humph, I have already said it, it was me..."

"Still being stubborn, Lord Thanatos's mouth is the only thing that is......"

The two of them froze in the middle of their quarrel.

Because as they continued to chew, the tender meat, rich meat aroma and rich taste instantly filled their mouths.

"This this!!"

"It's so delicious...!"

Li Muhan felt that it was fortunate that this was not an animation, otherwise the two of them would have burst into tears.

It may not be suitable for children by then.

The two gods reluctantly swallowed the piece of meat and immediately inserted another piece. They seemed to have forgotten the words "just take one bite" in their minds.

Soon, only one piece of the plate of meat was eaten by the two of them.

"Lord Thanatos, did you eat an extra piece? Please commit suicide immediately. You really deserve death, so please leave this piece to me."

"I didn't, but you, a girl, eat so fast and sleep right after eating, aren't you afraid of getting fat?! Look down at your own figure, it's almost out of shape! It's like you're three months pregnant!"

"...!?"

Hypnos looked down at his belly for a moment, as if her previous statement to Jinwu that she didn't care about the human form was a complete joke.

Li Muhan also looked at the girl's abdomen.

Against the backdrop of the long, close-fitting skirt, the girl's waist was as slender as a willow, without any trace of fat.

Just when Hypnos realized that he had been fooled, Thanatos had stuffed the meat into his mouth with a winner's smile on his face.

"Spit it out."

"You are dreaming, oh, you are about to go to sleep, so go and dream."

"Spit it out!!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight again.

Li Muhan almost cried. How come the personalities of these two gods are the same as those of children.

He quickly stepped forward to persuade.

"You two, don't fight. This is just an appetizer. Please follow me into the house. I have also prepared a table of dishes and fine wine."

Hearing that there was still wine, the two aloof gods swallowed almost at the same time.

"Really, I really can't help it. It's hard for us to shirk the kind invitation of human beings. In this case, let's go."

"Although it makes me a little sick to have dinner with Lord Thanatos, since you are so pious, as a god, it is natural for you to respond to human expectations. Please lead the way."

Grandma, these two are just textbook tsunderes.

Li Muhan complained crazily in his heart.

But finally things went smoothly.

"Please come this way. Hey, Lord Death, you have brought a beast with you. Where can I tie this mule for you?"

Li Muhan asked, looking at the mule.

"Oh, I almost forgot about him."

Thanatos raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and the mule immediately transformed back into Cen Lin's appearance.

"Ouch! Ouch, my waist, my old waist, I have to carry someone over the mountains at such an old age."

Cen Lin collapsed on the ground, holding his waist and wailing repeatedly.

Li Muhan couldn't believe it. This mule was actually transformed by Cen Lin? ?

"Chief Cen, you're so awesome. You still have this unique skill. I've learned a lot about it."

"Bah, this is that..."

Originally, Cen Lin wanted to directly say that it was that idiot who did it, but when he looked up and saw Thanatos standing not far away, he quickly swallowed his words.