There's something wrong with my master.

Yun Liuyu, who had been practicing calligraphy in the corner, was searching for something handy in the yard.

Lin Tian handed her a brick. She took it, shook it, and felt a little dissatisfied.

Lin Tian handed her a large stone, which required her to hold with both hands.

This time I was satisfied.

She looked at Zhu Weiquan.

If Zhu Weiquan could not give a satisfactory explanation, this southern woman, who was very aggressive at home, would most likely throw a stone at Zhu Weiquan's head.

Yuanyuan, who was still wondering whether her daughter and Zhu's son were a good match, looked dangerous.

Lin Yu, who had been holding a folding fan in a cool posture, opened the fan in his hand, and several steel spikes popped out from the fan with a "swish".

Even Taozi looked at Zhu Weiquan with a bad look, as if she was about to draw her sword and chop him.

Little girl Lin Li seemed to have remembered what she had said to Yun Changsheng during the day, so she stabbed him again.

"Uncle Zhu, are you going to be with me forever?"

Fortunately, the little girl added another sentence after thinking about it.

"But I want to be with Uncle Yun for the rest of my life."

"What are you talking about?"

Yunliu, who had been absent for a long time, finally arrived.

He was holding a large pot in both hands, with the sauce still boiling.

Often go to other people's homes to eat and drink.

It was a rare occasion for someone to come to his house for a meal, so he didn't feel comfortable chasing them away.

I could only cook the meal myself based on my vague memory.

Fortunately, the dishes tasted pretty good.

"A gentleman should stay away from the kitchen." Lin Yu said with some disdain.

"I'm alone. If I didn't cook for myself, I would have starved to death." Yun Liu said nonchalantly.

Then he held the pot and asked someone to help him put the dishes on the plates.

"So it's time for you to get married." Lin Yu suddenly added another threat.

Okay, another one urging people to get married.

Yun Liu rolled his eyes when he heard this, and didn't care at all about what Lin Yu said.

After some banter between the two, the slightly weird atmosphere just now dissipated.

When Yunliu put the dishes on the plates and sat down to eat, Xiaolinli came running over and snuggled up to him.

Tao Yaoyao, who was a little confused and had pigtails, also came over.

"I think the person you should be most wary of is him, not me."

Zhu Weiquan felt a little jealous when he saw his daughter being so close to a stranger.

"Do you think everyone is as perverted as you?"

Lin Yu muttered softly and changed the subject.

If it weren't for the fact that after a period of time, his colleagues had great trust in the character of the old county magistrate.

Otherwise, what happened just now could not have been covered up so easily.

The conversation started again in the backyard.

People from all over the world gather here, from the south and the north. In some places, there is still a rule that women cannot sit at the table.

But once you get here, all the rules are gone.

The smell of alcohol began to waft.

Zhu Weiquan, who was drunk, started to let himself go again.

"At that time, I was the county magistrate here, guarding the granary, and hundreds of people surrounded me."

"Hey, I knocked these guys down in just a few moves."

He put his left foot on the stool and raised the wine jug above his head, looking very heroic.

After receiving his daughter's admiring gaze, the guy's face turned even redder.

After hearing what he said, the other members of the Lin family in the yard no longer looked at him with caution.

This guy is just a good guy through and through.

"It seemed like you were the one who was knocked down at that time." Yun Liu's tone was somewhat emotional.

"I was standing far away digging for grass roots."

"Hey, you were there too." After being exposed, Zhu Weiquan did not get angry, but patted his chest and said with a heroic laugh.

"Just tell me if I was very domineering at that time!"

“That’s really overbearing.”

Yun Liu nodded in agreement.

Then he added silently in his heart: It is domineering, but it is a little too stupid.

But it was such a stupid person who fooled the ordinary people in the entire county.

The night gradually deepened as everyone chatted.

The stars flowed in the night sky, the full moon hung in the sky, and a cool breeze blew by, blowing a group of drunkards to and fro.

Lin Li, who had previously said that he wanted to be with Uncle Yun for the rest of his life, swore to be with Tao Yaoyao for the rest of his life after playing with her.

The two little girls crawled under the table and drank secretly, their faces turning red.

When the only few women who hadn't drunk alcohol were preparing to go home, they searched for a long time before finally finding the two girls.

At that time, Tao Yaoyao and Lin Li were imitating the adults and making drinking games under the table.

When Taozi and Yuanyuan squatted down and dragged the two little girls out from under the table, they could vaguely hear some dirty words.

"Your mother's Nana is so big."

"Your mother's is bigger."

"Your mother's is so big."

"Your mother's is very, very big."

"……"peach.

“……”Yuanyuan.

They grabbed the two little guys by their ears, one each, and threw them into the carriage waiting outside the door.

When the two of them walked back to the small courtyard behind the calligraphy and painting shop and were about to drag their drunk husbands into the carriage, they could still hear the voices of the two girls in the distance.

“Hahahaha…Sister Li lost. Hehehehe, my mother’s is bigger.”

"I bet you're talking nonsense... drink!" Tao Yaoyao stuck out her tongue, stretched her head out from the curtain, and made a gesture of raising a glass.

Taozi's face turned dark and she found the drunk Zhu Weiquan in the corner of the yard.

Then he used his internal energy to wake the man up with a palm strike.

Looking at Zhu Weiquan's innocent eyes, she warned him while biting her back teeth.

"If you teach Yaoyao these messed up things again, don't get on my bed anymore!"

Zhu Weiquan was confused, but he was afraid of upsetting Taozi's fetus, so he could only bow his head and admit his mistake.

After carefully inquiring about the cause and effect of the matter, he whispered an explanation.

"We were doing the Big Bird Fist. The fists Yaoyao and Xiaolier were doing were definitely not taught by us."

"Big you big head ghost!"

Zhu Weiquan was slapped on the forehead again and had no choice but to follow Taozi obediently and get on the carriage.

Taozi was still a little angry and asked while holding the sword.

"Who started the fight?"

"Uncle Lin."

"..." Upon hearing this, Taozi put down the sword and said hatefully.

"Old and dishonest."

When I go back to the Lin family, I will talk to Yun Liuyu about it.

She couldn't deal with this old guy because of the generation gap, but Yun Liuyu could.

With some reluctance, the carriage slowly moved forward and disappeared into the night.

After a while, the originally noisy backyard became quiet again, leaving only a mess on the ground.

Oh, there is also Yun Liuyu who is preparing to paint the calligraphy.

The noble lady also caught her eye on a painting that she liked, which depicted the water town of Jiangnan and a talented scholar and beautiful woman.

The price is two hundred wen.

She felt her body and found that she didn't have her purse.

She touched her drunk husband again and found out that Lin Tian didn't bring any money.

The son and daughter-in-law have already left with their granddaughter.

"Take it if you like it, just this once."

Yun Liu, who was also drunk, woke up at some point and was cleaning up the messy yard.

The wine jars were rolling around everywhere, and some of them were broken.

Several pairs of chopsticks fell to the ground.

"Let's buy it on credit." Yun Liuyu was obviously not used to getting things for free, so he wrote an IOU in beautiful handwriting.

When the carriage returned after sending Lin Yu and the other two back, Yun Liu helped the drunk Lin Tian into the carriage.

Then say goodbye.

"Take care on your journey."

"You little brat, remember to find a wife as soon as possible."

The lady in the car waved her hand, and the wheels made a sound, leaving two tracks on the road.

This time it was completely quiet.

By the time Yunliu had packed everything up, it was already late at night.

Physically and mentally exhausted, he sat on a lounge chair in the backyard, enjoying the breeze and looking at the stars for a while.

He actually likes quietness.

But I am not averse to this occasional excitement.

Especially those two little girls, they were really appealing to him. Looking at the two little girls playing drinking games, he held back his laughter for a long time.

A lot of things were in a mess in my mind.

My eyes are getting tired.

I struggled to get up from the recliner, went to the room, and fell asleep in a short while.

Yunliu slept until noon, and the calligraphy and painting shop was rarely open.

After waking up, he did not rush to run the shop, but locked the door and went to a noodle restaurant not far from his shop.

"Noodles with oil, spicy!"

"Liu, why are you so late today?"

The owner of the noodle shop was a middle-aged man who seemed very familiar with Yunliu.

He grabbed a handful of noodles, rinsed them with water, cut some chilies, and heated some oil.