There's something wrong with my master.

It's been ten years!

Do you know how she spent the past ten years?

As if sensing the resentful gaze of this loli, Lin Xi in Yun Changsheng's arms turned his head slightly and glared at her.

"Bah, bah, bah."

The little loli sword spirit didn't dare to go against her master.

The delicate sword dropped the washboard and turned into a streak of light before heading to the foot of the mountain.

She saw that the monkey was no longer at the foot of the mountain, so she flew around the mountain excitedly and dug the monkey out of the snow.

A hissing sound.

"Squeak."

The monkey was obviously not awake yet. He cried out and rubbed his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he found himself dragged into a tree hole by the peach tree.

"Squeak!"

"Squeak!"

"Squeak~"

"squeak……"

The monkey's cry could be heard from several miles away, and finally the sound became softer and softer and weaker.

"drink wine?"

The two people on the top of the mountain ignored the monkey's screams.

Lin Xi held a wine jug in her jade hand and shook it gently a few times. The sweet wine made a swaying sound in the jug.

"This wine should be two hundred years old." Yun Changsheng smelled the familiar peach blossom scent and smiled lightly.

I vaguely recalled that when I first went up the mountain, I couldn’t even defeat the peach tree and was always teased by it.

The enemy today is no longer a peach tree that cannot even transform.

"I forgot how many years this wine has been buried. My memory has not been very good recently." Lin Xi took the wine jug, stood on tiptoe, and put the spout of the jug into Yun Changsheng's mouth.

"Drinking a little wine can relieve stress. Wine can relieve a thousand worries. When you are drunk, you won't have any random thoughts all day long."

"Cough cough..."

Yun Changsheng choked and grabbed the little hand holding the wine jug.

The person in his arms suddenly stopped making noise and obediently let Yun Changsheng hold him.

"Master."

"Ok?"

"Help me take a look. More than ten years have passed, but I still can't sense spiritual energy."

"Didn't I tell you that you can practice again in thirty to fifty years? It's only been a dozen years. Why are you in such a hurry?"

"But the book says..."

"Which book? Didn't I tell you not to mess around?" Yun Changsheng interrupted Lin Xi.

"The book you wrote said that if you abstain from sex for ten years, you will achieve great success."

"...?"

The top of the mountain suddenly became a little quiet.

All you can hear is the sound of the cold wind rustling in the falling snow.

"What book have you read?"

"I have read Tiangang Tongzi Gong. According to the description above, if you practice this technique to the highest level, you can return to the innate state from the acquired state, and then continue to break through, that is the first level of Qi training."

"...?"

The scene fell silent again.

Let’s not talk about whether the skills in the book can be realized.

Take the name of Tiangang Tongzi Kung Fu for example...

"...Master, have you ever thought that you...maybe...perhaps...are no longer a virgin?"

"..."

A certain Grand Master blinked her eyes, and she seemed to have just reacted, and stood in a daze in the cold wind for a long time.

Yun Changsheng picked up the person in his arms by the waist.

As he walked forward in the wind and snow, he thought that Lin Xi was now a mortal, and wondered if he had Alzheimer's disease.

After all, he is over a thousand years old. After becoming a mortal, it doesn't seem too outrageous that he would suffer from Alzheimer's disease...

"Then show me again. After more than ten years, the immortal base should have recovered a little."

"I'll help you with that later."

"Ah."

If you don’t see someone for two or three years, they will become a little unfamiliar and need to get reacquainted with themselves.

In ten years, the gap should have become deeper.

But the two of them kept chattering away as if they had endless things to say, just like ten years ago.

"That was originally my fault. You shouldn't be responsible for it."

"Practice as quickly as possible and recover your realm as soon as possible, then you won't have to be afraid of them."

"As we said before, we will shoulder the consequences of what Master has caused together." Yun Changsheng smiled and comforted Lin Xi, trying to keep his tone as light as possible.

The two figures walked through the wind and snow and came to the house.

The man sat on the swing, holding the person in his arms tighter, and stroking the woman's head with his chin.

He looked into the distance at the sky, his eyes became somewhat deep, and suddenly he asked a question.

"If there is no love tribulation, will my wife still like me?"

"Well... ahem... you know... transcending the tribulation and building the foundation... are quite different... they are quite far apart."

"..."

Yun Changsheng no longer expected Lin Xi to have anything like emotional intelligence.

So straightforward?

Can't you be more tactful?

However, the person in his arms was still chattering.

"If the love disaster started after I met you."

"If there were no love tribulation, you would be just a very small junior to me, a hundred or eighty generations behind me."

"I may love you, but I will never fall in love with you."

"…What if the love tribulation started after you got drunk and kissed me?" Yun Changsheng added another premise.

"...If there was no emotional tribulation, how could I take the initiative to kiss you." Lin Xi said proudly.

Refuse to acknowledge your dark history.

Yun Changsheng didn't expose her. This woman was having a lot of fun when she was drunk.

If you drink a little bit of alcohol, you will kiss me under the influence of love.

Then if I drink more wine and get drunk, will he kiss me even if I am not in love with him?

As long as this woman is drunk, nothing is impossible.

So, even if there is no love disaster, the drunken kiss would still happen.

Later, Yun Changsheng proposed this hypothesis again. There was no love disaster, but a drunken kiss incident happened. How would Lin Xi deal with this matter?

"Are there any demons in your heart?"

"No inner demon."

"Then let's talk about it after we get to the fairyland. By then, you will be a fairy and I will also be a fairy. We can have plenty of time to get to know each other."

"This seems to be a good idea." Yun Changsheng nodded.

If he hadn't had the inner demon back then, he would have secretly hidden his love in his heart. After ascending to heaven, Lin Xi would be an immortal, and he would be an immortal too.

The realm of immortals improves slowly. With only a few hundred years of effort, their realms will be similar by then.

When you go to the fairyland, and try to persuade Lin Xi with all his might, or at least get him to drink more, then maybe they will become a pair of immortal lovers.

"Pity."

"It's a pity indeed."

They are a pair of master and disciple who accommodate each other below, and a pair of fairy lovers who love each other above. Although the story does not have twists and turns, it is definitely very happy.

Unfortunately, there are emotional disasters in this world.

"Why do you think the inner demon was born by such a coincidence?"

"……Um."

Hearing this, Lin Xi subconsciously looked up at the sky.

Chapter 261 A Mountain of Fun

On the vast ocean, a wooden boat was circling near the coast.

Yun Changsheng threw the fishing line into the sea, raised his head and looked into the distance, with the endless blue reflected in his eyes.

"I talked about love tribulations with my wife a few days ago."

"When do you think the love disaster began?"

Upon hearing this, the Xueyun Sword, which was used as a fishing rod, moved and turned over.

He looks lazy, as if he just woke up.

"How should I know? I'm just a sword."

The sword trembled, made a few buzzing sounds, and then turned over again.

Yun Changsheng held the hilt of the sword expressionlessly, preventing him from turning further.

The fishing line is not long to begin with. If it gets all tangled up in the sword, what’s the point of fishing?

Behind the wooden boat, a mountain floated on the sea.

No matter how the sea rises and falls, the Four Seasons Mountain remains unmoved.

In the peach forest at the foot of the mountain, a monkey wearing a cassock sat cross-legged under a peach tree.

When the peach branch came over, the indifference in his eyes faded, and he stared at the boat on the sea, hoping that the robber would not damage his boat.

This is his hope of escape!

Xue Yunjian, who was sleeping, heard the noise and turned the boat around. He watched the erotic drama in the peach forest. The sword trembled from time to time and he was enjoying the show.

On the mountainside, Lin Xi, who was killing a rabbit, stopped his actions and controlled the blood-red evil spirit to rush to the foot of the mountain.

Then he sat on a huge rock, propped up his chin, and watched the monkey movie without blinking.

Hmm…it could also be tree chips.

Her posture and movements are somewhat similar to Yun Changsheng back then.

When Li Yue came up the mountain to ask for help, Yun Changsheng, who had been bored for many years, was just like he was now, sitting cross-legged on a boulder, smelling the scent of cosmetics and watching Li Yue for fun.

At that time, I could watch it all day long.

Another peach tree at the foot of the mountain that had no flowers or fruits but only green leaves sprouted peach branches, and he used the branches to write and draw on the ground, continuing his research on plant and animal reproduction.

When the animals that followed the monkeys saw this scene, they felt that there might be no future in following the monkeys.

I was thinking darkly in my heart, why not just stick with Boss Tao.