How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

Noelle: No, why are you guys suddenly calling me Teacher Xu?

Huanmeng: Perhaps it's because Teacher Xu is quite old.

A seventeen-year-old girl: There's an old Chinese saying, "A wise person is a teacher." Teacher Xu is older and has traveled to different worlds many times, so calling her "teacher" is perfectly fine, right, Teacher Xu?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Indeed, there is no order of precedence in learning.

Newbie just filling in the blanks: But let's forget about Purple Mom, Hongjun came before the heavens, and Purple Mom even came before Geng.

A seventeen-year-old girl: Please don't use double entendres in such a boring place!

A seventeen-year-old girl: And this is too exaggerated! She's just a young girl of seventeen, how could she be a figure from the same era as such an ancient myth?! You're just making up the numbers, bullying her! QAQ

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Uh-oh!

There are images! There are images!

Wearing a jellyfish-patterned sleeping cap tied with a red ribbon, her dull, graying blonde hair, and indelible crow's feet and nasolabial folds, the old woman in a gothic-style long dress with a predominantly purple base tried to stare with her cloudy eyes as if she were a young girl acting coquettishly!

Miss Fox shuddered violently, goosebumps erupting all over her body!

The congee I was holding almost spit out of my nose!

The master craftsman aspires to be European: QAQ

Mourning: QAQ Let's start preventing the spread of infection /shrug Paid newbie: Why is the old woman acting so sullenly like a virgin?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Now that you mention it, I remember there is such a character in ACG.

Seventeen-year-old girl: No! There's absolutely no such character!

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): This group is not only composed of time travelers, but also includes natives from different worlds?

Newbie here to fill the numbers: Speaking of which, what is the Transmigrator Alliance like? Is it the one from the 0 o'clock fanfiction section?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): ○ Click on the fanfiction section... Group owner, you seem to have revealed your age.

Paid newbie: ○ Point Fan Art Section? ○ Point There's still a fan art section?

Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: At least remove the parentheses before trying to look young (laughs).

Master aspires to be European: Hey, is there still a fanfiction section at 0 o'clock? QAQ

Newbie commenter: What's so special about this? Don't talk about something that hasn't even been going on for ten years as if it's some ancient artifact, or as if everyone has left behind a few embarrassing stories somewhere.

Paid newbie: You have a dark past!

Noelle: You actually have a dark past!

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Uh, although I don't know what ○ is, it should probably be different.

Everyone here is my wife (VPN login): Anyway, I can't explain it clearly, why don't you come over here for a bit?

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): No, no, after this mission I just want to live a peaceful life with my beloved Megumi.

The newbie, just there to make up the numbers: "It's a promise, right? I'll come find you then, and you'll take me to eat my way around the world!"

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): !!!

Everyone here is my wife (VPN): You, you velvet ball, spying on my chat with Miss Fox!?

Paid newbie: It's a promise~

Thunder Lord of My Mind: [Just one expression, use your imagination]

My master aspires to be European: QAQ, that's great, I want to eat delicious food too!

As he ate his dry rations, the master craftsman, who had never experienced anything like this before, felt for the first time how tempting the white rice and home-cooked dishes he had long been accustomed to were.

Last night it was dry rations, this morning it was dry rations, and now it's dry rations for lunch too. After just three meals, Master feels like his tongue is about to break. Since they are reincarnators with storage abilities, why are they carrying only dry rations? Haven't they heard of self-heating rice? Moreover, each person only has one serving of dry rations and one bottle of water. That's too economical!

Which era's reincarnator is this?!

Staring at the veterans distributing food, the master craftsman, munching on a compressed biscuit, was on the verge of tears.

Time travel is definitely a bad thing.

"...Um, if you don't have enough Shi Jiang, can I share some of mine with you?"

The master looked up and saw Guowen handing him a few compressed biscuits.

I immediately felt even more annoyed!

Before she transmigrated, although her master wasn't particularly high-ranking, he wasn't so powerful that she needed to look up to read erotica. Transmigrating to such a terrible civilization is just asking for trouble!

"Brother is a boy, it's okay for him to eat a little less, do you want some?" Guo Wen seemed to have misunderstood something, and his hand holding the biscuit trembled.

Master looked at the compressed biscuits with a helpless expression. "Which eye of yours saw that she didn't have enough?"

"No..." Just as he was about to refuse, his master suddenly had a flash of inspiration when he saw the watch on Guo Wen's hand!

"Um, Brother Guowen, could you explain our mission to me? I don't quite understand it."

QAQ!

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Chapter 342 The Fight Turns into a Gundam

The moon wasn't dark, the wind wasn't strong, there wasn't even night; the blazing sun hung high in the sky as two men engaged in tandem sex in a tree.

It refers to jumping from one tree to another, with another person following.

The person with short hair kept reaching out and looking into the distance, even though there were no animals behind him. It was unclear what he was looking at through the forest.

The person with long, unkempt hair, resembling a hedgehog, had noticed their companion's behavior for some time and couldn't help but say, "Hmph, unnecessary emotions."

Having just arrived in Konoha last night, Uchiha Hum Hum, after waiting through dinner time and resting for a night, decided to set off on his own to find that shameful elf who deserved a kick in the butt and give her a good kick.

Not long after they set off, a considerable commotion came from the mountaintop not far from Konoha. A large number of explosive tags could be seen flying, almost engulfing the entire village. Something happened that the embarrassing Pokémon hadn't told Hum Hum about, but neither of them were curious or concerned. They left Konoha without looking back.

Madara Uchiha was not interested in this flawed Konoha, nor did he want to interfere; he was only thinking about the future of his own world.

Simply put, it means we're not familiar with each other.

However, his companion on this trip, Hashirama Senju, did not seem to follow the same mission. Even though they had already traveled quite a distance, he was still constantly looking towards Konoha.

"It's not too late to turn around now."

"What? Madara, are you talking to me?" Hashirama Senju's eyes widened, as if he were looking at some rare species that was thought to be extinct!

"Are you really Ban? Or is it someone my granddaughter sent to impersonate you!?"

(╬￣Dish￣)

"Alright, I'll show you now whether it's someone in disguise!" Chakra was already surging out!

"Wait! Put your hand down! I believe you, I believe you!"

"Humph!"

Madara Uchiha glared at him fiercely, seeing him as both his best friend and his eternal nemesis, and then lowered his hand.

Hashirama Senju breathed a sigh of relief. If they really started fighting, Madara definitely wouldn't stop until he was satisfied. It wasn't that he was worried about delaying anything, but this forest probably wouldn't be a forest anymore.

"...It feels so quiet." I think I just heard some music playing.

Shaking his head to shake off the unrealistic auditory hallucinations, he realized there wasn't a soul around, so it was impossible for someone to be providing background music for them.

"Ban, this is the future, one of the futures of our world, belonging to the people of this era. We shouldn't interfere!"

Madara Uchiha raised an eyebrow. Was he going to lecture him now?

"...It feels so quiet here, and there are no animals around." Suddenly realizing something, Madara Uchiha landed on the ground, having somehow awakened his Sharingan. He frowned, waiting for something.

As the two remained in the forest, the shadows that the sun couldn't reach seemed to grow thicker, and the midday sun seemed to have lost its scorching heat. The once warm sun had become less friendly, much like the winter sun.

Hashirama Senju, with perfect understanding, clasped his hands together, his entire being seemingly merging with nature, and the marks of a sage appeared on his face—

"Ban, he's here!"

The tree roots were uprooted, carrying a dark aura. In broad daylight, it felt like being ghostly, with a chilling wind blowing in my ears.

But the key point is that the enemy is using Wood Release!

Madara Uchiha gave Hashirama Senju a strange look. In this future timeline, how many people had used Hashirama's cells for experiments? Wood Release seemed to be worthless and could be found anywhere.

"Alas--"

The roots stirred, and the swirling wind sounded like the wailing of demons. In the world seen through the Sharingan, besides the Wood Release chakra, there seemed to be something else in the roots of these trees—an overflowing malice! "Playing tricks! Hmph!"

The hand seal process was completely invisible. The moment Madara Uchiha finished speaking, he puffed out his cheeks and burned the 360-degree tree root to ashes in one go!

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"Eek!" the little girl exclaimed.

The little guy who unleashed his Wood Release attack on the two seemed surprised that his ninjutsu was so easily broken. The burning tree fell down, revealing Lingling's astonished face.

"Spiky-haired brother is so amazing! He burned my Wood Release so easily!"

Wood Release overcomes Fire (

"Madara, this little girl also has Sharingan. Is it because you had a child late in life... uh, just kidding, just kidding." Hashirama Senju chuckled, having been glared at by Madara Uchiha. "I know you'll be a bachelor until the end, without any children."

"..."

Although this was true, Madara Uchiha felt offended and was somewhat annoyed.

But we'll deal with Hashirama Senju later.

"You're the time traveler?"

The little girl in front of me has Sharingan eyes and also possesses Wood Release.

Although the spoilers given to him by that shameful elf lady weren't very detailed, she did explicitly tell him that there was never a marriage alliance between the Uchiha and Senju clans, and that no descendants of the Senju clan have ever possessed Wood Release ninjutsu.

Therefore, excluding the possibility that the shameless elf forgot to tell him something, the little girl blocking his way should definitely be the time traveler.

The goal is to revive the sacred tree!

Hashirama Senju's eyes sharpened, and with a soft shout, tree roots burst forth from the ground, piercing towards Lingling, but the little girl nimbly dodged them.

"Huh, Uncle can use Wood Release? That's strange. My brother never told me that Uncle can use Wood Release."

With a wave of her hand, Lingling didn't even bother with hand seals. Unlike Hashirama Senju's Wood Release, her Wood Release, overflowing with malice, clashed with Hashirama's Wood Release, much like two tentacle monsters fighting over a beautiful girl, neither willing to give in, locked in a life-or-death struggle.

Hashirama Senju frowned, and he stopped acting. With a loud shout, a large number of wooden strips appeared and formed a five-fingered palm, which slammed down hard on the white-haired loli, Lingling!

"Bang!!"

The pitch-black skeleton quickly generated an arm, which high-fived the five-fingered hand using Wood Release!

"Want to fight? Let's bring you guys to our big brother too. He'll probably like this surprise, right?"

The white-haired loli, Linlin, tilted her head, and her jet-black Susanoo quickly took shape. With one hand, she blocked Hashirama Senju's wood-style arm, and with the other, she drew a massive scythe to deflect Madara Uchiha's blue Susanoo's attack. The dense malice surrounding her was nauseating.

As the fight progressed, the three of them ended up piloting a Gundam!

"Hmph!" Madara Uchiha snorted coldly, somewhat surprised that this white-haired loli could summon a complete Susanoo, and also amazed by the chakra that made up this Susanoo, which was overflowing with malice.

This chakra seems to contain a great deal of human emotion?

With such immense malice, it's no wonder that they would have the idea of ​​reviving the divine tree and destroying the world. With such pure evil, it wouldn't be surprising if they did anything.

I didn't really want to get involved in this, but since I've run into it, I might as well capture it while I'm at it. That shameless elf should like this visit gift.

Judging from the little girl's words, she has an older brother behind her.

"That way, that guy won't have any excuses!"

Chapter 343 Something Big Has Happened!

Insects, beasts, birds, and forest dwellers seemed to have been stimulated by something, and they all came out of their nests, disregarding their peaceful homes, their abundant food supplies, and their natural enemies. As if a natural disaster had passed through, they covered the sky, even blocking some of the scorching heat of the midday summer sun.

Fortunately, all the beasts and insects that came out in droves avoided Miss Fox and her two companions; otherwise, who knows what would have happened if they had faced this raging tide head-on.

Is this a migration?

"This is not the time for jokes, Miss Elf."

"This is clearly not normal!"

Miss Fox's nonchalant complaints were met with rebuttals from Shuji Senju and Xu Sha.

The ground beneath my feet was trembling slightly, and the insects and animals of the forest were fleeing in groups. This did not seem like a mass exodus of forest animals caused by an earthquake.

Besides, the story of Naruto takes place in a fictional world, not that earthquake-prone island nation. The probability of an earthquake occurring in the inland Land of Fire is not that high. The animals seem to be facing an insurmountable terror, only caring about escaping and not caring about anything else. This must not be an ordinary earthquake event!