How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

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Chapter 334 Crossdressing Only Once and _______

It was very dark, and I couldn't feel up, down, left, or right. It felt like I had accidentally fallen into a weightless environment.

Everything around me felt hazy and indistinct, and my body offered no specific feedback; my senses were fleeting, as if I were in a dream...

"This is where?"

White Mountain Gages opened his eyes, his brain a complete mess, only able to form the most basic thoughts.

He only remembered that not long ago, as a newcomer, he impulsively participated in a group mission, formed a three-person savior team, went out to eat to celebrate, drank some alcohol and fell asleep, feeling groggy and not very clear-headed.

Looks like he's hungover?

"Wait, my head doesn't hurt..."

I pressed and rubbed my temples, but I only felt my fingers pressing on them; there was no actual sensation of my temples being massaged. How should I put it? It was a feeling...

It's really weird.

He was fully conscious, but all his actions felt like a dream, lacking any physical feedback. As an ordinary person, Shirakawa Gages felt completely overwhelmed. He felt only intense discomfort and unease in this situation.

"What's the matter..."

"Hey, you're awake?"

At that moment, a sound rang out in the pitch-black space, and the world was illuminated!

As darkness faded, a beautiful scene of towering mountains, flowing water, birdsong, and fragrant flowers appeared. With his feet firmly on the ground, if it weren't for the fact that White Mountain Gages still didn't receive any physical feedback, he would have thought he had returned to the real world!

"who are you?"

A person stood in front of White Mountain Gages, a young girl, a beautiful young girl.

A cascade of beautiful black hair flowed down her back, framing her delicately arched eyebrows, captivating bright eyes, a graceful, straight nose, slightly flushed cheeks, and cherry-like lips. Her oval face was as smooth and flawless as jade, her skin as white as ice and snow. The cheongsam accentuated her gentle and graceful beauty. In White Mountain Gages's opinion, she was even comparable to the elf lady in her cheongsam, possessing a different kind of unparalleled beauty. The elf lady was beautiful, sweet-voiced, and gentle yet possessed a spirited air that rivaled any man, while the young girl, in the prime of her youth, exuded a gentle and graceful charm—absolutely deserving of a "Wow!"

The only regret... well, there's just one particular spot that's a real shame.

However, there's nothing that can be done about it; it's just how it is. If you want to change it, you might try finding a coffee shop manager who makes terrible coffee.

"Where are you looking?"

(╬) A cross appeared on the girl's forehead, and an inexplicable anger ignited within her.

Looking down from the White Mountain Gages's gaze, the viewpoint is the despairing wall, a straight road leading to a desolate valley.

"What are you looking at? Stop looking around. I'm talking to you. Men like you are all so rude. You just come up here and start staring around. Don't you have any manners?"

"Hey, what's with that look on your face? You got pissed off and now you want to fight? Come on, I'll show you what I'm made of!"

White Mountain Gages has cracked!

He had just been thinking that the girl's every move was as gentle as water, but the next moment, the most beautiful words and the ultimate pleasure made him completely shatter! The gentle girl's temperament vanished the instant she opened her mouth!

"Hmph, if it weren't for the special circumstances, I'd really like to show you what happens when your eyes wander!"

The girl suppressed her anger, raised her hand, and a table and chairs appeared in front of the two of them.

In a sunny, bird-filled, and fragrant place, sitting down for a cup of tea would be quite enjoyable, if only the White Mountain Gages could provide physical feedback.

"Who exactly are you?" He took a sip of a tasteless drink, feeling only liquid trickle down his throat, but White Mountain Gages managed to reassemble himself and calmly think things through. No matter how he considered it, it was all highly suspicious—whether it was the place he found himself in after waking up, or the strange girl opposite him...

"Why do you only have a mouth?"

"puff!!"

The girl's eyes widened, nearly dying of anger at White Mountain Gages; "Is that how a human being speaks?!" "You really want to fight me?!"

He slammed his fist on the stone table. The cup bounced up and fell back down unharmed, but a large chunk of the otherwise intact stone table was chipped off, the broken edge scattering specks of powder. White Mountain Gages swallowed almost imperceptibly, his mouth watering, and said cautiously:

"No, no, no, that's not what I meant. I meant, what exactly happened..."

The girl glanced at Bai Shan Gages suspiciously. She knew what he was thinking, but she didn't care to pursue such unnecessary matters. She had more important issues to deal with this time: "My name is Xu Sha. Like you, I am a transmigrator, and I also belong to the Transmigrator Alliance."

"Oh I see."

After a slight pause, Xu Sha found it strange that she didn't react to her identity as someone from the Transmigrator Alliance.

He's at least a calm person.

After thinking for a moment, Xu Sha continued:

“I’ve seen some of your memories. You’re a time traveler who has traveled twice. You’re an ordinary person, but strangely, it seems that you took the initiative to travel the second time, and you don’t have any memories of that part.”

White Mountain Gages panicked for a moment, but quickly calmed down.

Xu Sha saw it all.

"I'm sorry to have temporarily borrowed your body, but I believe you won't mind. You know the current situation in your memories, right? There's a transmigrator causing trouble in this Naruto world, trying to revive the Divine Tree and destroy the world. Even if you, an ordinary person, join the savior team, there's nothing you can do, right?"

“Indeed.” Bai Shan Gages nodded, agreeing with Xu Sha’s statement. He was always aware of his own shortcomings. “But why use my body?”

"Here comes the point!"

Xu Sha straightened his posture and became serious.

"The me here now is not actually my true self. My true self is still busy with other things in another world and cannot get away for the time being. So I can only come here by separating a part of my consciousness. This is why I have no choice but to borrow your body."

"As for why I chose you in the three-person team, it's simply because you're the weakest, easier to bully... and need my strength the most!"

stare...

This woman was definitely thinking she was easier to bully!

Bai Shan Gaiqi nodded: "Then what about martial arts? With my ordinary human body, how much power can you unleash?"

[Account status is abnormal; login to group chat is temporarily unavailable]

[The group member has been detected as mentally alert; efforts are underway to resolve the account login issue.]

The look in his eyes as he looked at Xu Sha suddenly became somewhat amused.

Once I log into my account, I'm going to slap you (referring to spanking).jpg

"Then don't worry. I know that those who want to revive the divine tree are not easy to deal with, so I brought a set of equipment with me."

Xu Sha smiled happily, snapped her fingers lightly, and a virtual screen appeared in her hand, displaying detailed information about the equipment she was carrying.

"Immune to blades and bullets, impervious to water and fire, equipped with energy modules to form an exoskeleton energy armor, combined with the nanobots hidden within, it can greatly enhance the user's energy and physical attributes, turning them into a superhuman in a short time. It is also equipped with various energy conversion systems, with the ability to replenish energy through methods including but not limited to eating, sleeping, wind, and solar power. It is warm in winter and cool in summer, ensuring the user's most comfortable experience. It is an essential item for home, travel, murder, and arson!"

"With my skillful techniques, I guarantee I'll be unstoppable in the Naruto world! If all else fails, I still have a Chakra Fruit here. Just eat it and combine it with the Chakra Eye, and I'll help you quickly build up your chakra!"

"..." White Mountain Gages remained silent.

"And then, as a reward, I'll give you all of these things after the incident is resolved~ Aren't you happy~?"

"...You haven't already put on this outfit, have you?"

"Hey~?"

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Chapter 335 I'll Kick Your Ass!

Is she the queen?

Click.

Strange music rang out from the dark cave, wonderfully captivating.

Unfortunately, it only lasted a few seconds before the lyrics were turned off by the people inside the cave, who picked up the microphone and interrupted the chanting.

"Lingling, what happened?"

A swaying wine glass, lips stained with blood.

The boy stuck out his tongue to lick the tomato juice from the corner of his mouth, held the wine glass, and swirled it around...

"Did the Otsutsuki family run away?"

The loli's mission outside was to find Otsutsuki Isshiki and bring him back. Judging from the time, this task was only recently explained, so this sudden contact couldn't mean the mission was already completed; rather, it must be due to some unforeseen situation.

For example, the perceptive Ōtsutsuki Isshiki sensed the Seven Deadly Sins aura on his little girl and, without a word, abandoned all dignity and ran away.

As for the fact that his little girl had ever fought such a thing, the boy hadn't even considered it.

On the other end of the microphone, Lingling laughed happily, delighted to hear her brother's voice: "Brother, I've found another pointy-eared sister~"

Another pointy-eared girl?

The boy frowned, realizing that things were not so simple.

This small Naruto world is already giving him a headache, with two transmigrators suddenly appearing besides the obvious Senju Shuji. Fortunately, the new male transmigrator is a human, otherwise he would be under even more pressure.

Now there's another elf time traveler?

It had only been a short while since he sent his little girl to test the waters, and he had watched the recording several times. The elf lady had gone from struggling to trim tree branches with her knife to creating a large hole with each strike in just a short moment. She had also revealed her hidden strength and blocked the Seven Deadly Sins chakra in that instant, which was something he remembered vividly.

These fellow time travelers might not be good at anything else, but when it comes to playing dumb to fool others, they're guys who've read Versailles extensively!

Normally he knows nothing about Versailles, but when it comes to pretending to be weak, his skill is unfathomable!

Who knows how much real strength these people possess beneath their surface appearance!

"...So, this pointy-eared sister is going to hinder Lingling's actions?"

If that's the case, then that's good news.

That blonde elf lady is on the main characters' side, and her goal is to protect world peace, so there's no reason for her to protect Otsutsuki Isshiki.

If the new pointy-eared spirit is meant to protect Isshiki Otsutsuki, then perhaps we can take advantage of that and make them fight!

He loves watching women fight!

"Lingling doesn't know~"

Lingling's words gave the boy an even bigger headache. "You don't know?"

"Yes, brother! The new pointy-eared sister and her group suddenly appeared next to Lingling after she finished talking to you. Most of them are just ordinary people, they just appeared out of thin air! It scared Lingling to death!"

Ha, beautiful women are the best liars, and cute little girls are no exception.

The boy didn't believe that his fearless little girl, who was practically untouchable because of the Seven Deadly Sins chakra, would be scared. A group of ordinary people suddenly appearing around him might be curious, but fear and fright were out of the question.

If he hadn't already said that he would run away if someone could block the Seven Deadly Sins chakra, he probably wouldn't have run away when fighting the blonde elf lady; instead, they would have fought to the death.

"However, it is indeed very suspicious that a group of ordinary people suddenly appear out of nowhere." Moreover, this method has a strong sense of déjà vu.

Lingling, on the other end of the microphone, was gesturing exaggeratedly, seemingly to no one in particular: "Yes, that pointy-eared sister and more than twenty other people suddenly appeared next to Lingling. And there are several others who, like the pointy-eared sister, have amazing abilities even though they don't have chakra!" Okay, you can tell they're not locals just by listening.

Sigh, are transmigrators so worthless these days? I originally thought there was only one, Senju Shuji, but then two more suddenly appeared, and now twenty-one more have come at once. Who knows if we'll find a few more transmigrators in some remote mountain forest later? It feels like those rare, terrifyingly powerful masters in the early stages of fantasy novels.

In the early stages, they are extremely rare, with major sects and forces often only having one in the early stages, and that's when they are the strongest. In the later stages, even a lowly soldier can easily crush them.

This is absolutely immoral!

The boy couldn't help but curse, "If you're so capable, then bring over Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju from the Warring States period!"

What is my brother saying?

"It's nothing, Lingling, don't worry about it." This trivial matter is just pointless complaining; "But this number... Lingling, are you sure it's not twenty?"

The way this group appeared was so familiar that if Lingling had just mentioned twenty people, the boy could immediately connect it to a group he remembered.

That was a wildly popular work, and there were even computer viruses that used that meme.

"Lingling confirmed that there are twenty-one people."

"Do they have anything in common, like they all have a watch or something?"

I remember the watch was something that characters in the story couldn't see, but the boy wasn't giving up. What if the number of people in the God's Space really exceeded twenty, and the watch could still be seen?

Could someone even steal a watch and wear it to impersonate a reincarnator?

After all, the world is so big and the universe is so vast, can't we at least have some hope? If it succeeds, we'll have made a fortune!

Enter the God Space with your abilities, and rack up points in the first round!

However, dealing with reincarnators is quite troublesome. Who knows what strange things the veterans have exchanged for, or what trump cards and resurrection methods they possess? The only option is to target newcomers, while also maintaining good relationships with the veterans to avoid being seen as enemies. It's quite troublesome...

"It's hard to explain exactly what a watch is, just know that it's something worn on the wrist, a ring-shaped thing."

In case Lingling didn't know about watches, the boy thoughtfully gave her a simple explanation.

"Is that so~?"

Lingling, peeking half her head out from the shadows, tilted her head and looked at the group on another hill in the distance, where the red-haired, pointy-eared girl was.