Despite being a ninja, the man was well-prepared and naturally pulled out a wad of cash. "Of course, of course. If it weren't for the two ninjas passing by and saving the young lady, I wouldn't know what to do."
Madara Uchiha reached out to take it, but was immediately stopped by Miss Fox.
Having snatched the uncle's money first and accepted it naturally, Miss Fox smiled and changed the subject: "But why did your young lady faint in a place like that?"
"Hey..."
When asked about this, the uncle sighed deeply and said, "The young lady has a hard life. She's had a strange illness since she was little, always lost in thought, saying that something is calling to her, urging her to go and find it. Even though there's nothing there, the young lady will secretly leave the caravan to go to that place..."
"That place? Calling?" Miss Fox frowned, sensing that things were not so simple.
Think about the formula of Naruto movies; don't they all have a tsundere character destined to be flirted with by Naruto who possesses some special power or something?
Since the Loulan Kingdom is primarily associated with dragon veins, the power possessed by the arrogant character must be related to those dragon veins.
"Oh! It came so easily! I'm starting to suspect that someone planned this all along!"
I clapped my hands and thought, "Who cares!"
As long as Miss Fox knows she's found a clue to the dragon vein, that's all that matters. If all else fails, she can just run away!
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Chapter 232 I remember it can't cure diseases.
"This way...come this way..."
The temperature difference in desert areas is extreme. At night, it is as cold as the dead of winter, while during the day, if you put an egg in the sand, it will be cooked in no time.
So, that's how the girl was woken up by the heat.
Settled inside the tent, covered with a thick quilt, and having been given an HP potion, she was already in good health. Naturally, she was awakened by the heat, her body drenched in sweat.
"..."
But the girl didn't want to get up or turn over; she just stared blankly at the top of the tent.
She survived this time, and now her body feels lighter than ever before. There is no weakness, no aches or pains anywhere, and she is unbelievably healthy. The girl can hardly believe that she can wake up in such a good condition after being unconscious in the desert.
The memory of health remains hazy.
Since her parents' death, she has been plagued by injuries and illnesses. Weakness and fatigue have always been a constant companion to the young girl. Perhaps this is just a temporary respite before her body has already reached its limit.
"So I'm finally going to see you all..." the girl sighed.
She was always confused, not knowing what her weak body could do, or what the meaning of life was. Apart from causing trouble for the uncle who was now managing the caravan in place of her parents, who had always taken good care of her, the girl felt that there was no point in continuing to live.
If it weren't for not wanting to hurt the old man, she would have wanted to end her own life many times and go to that pure land to find her parents ahead of time.
"Hey, what are you thinking about, you tsundere girl?"
The shameless fox spirit suddenly appeared out of the girl's sight, blocking most of her view.
The girl's healthy face was reflected in her golden pupils. Miss Fox's eyes were filled with curiosity. She made an OK sign with one hand, and with her other hand, she flicked a finger through the O-shaped opening, asking, "In this sweltering heat, huddled under the covers, are you...?"
That mischievous finger even hooked.
The girl lying on the bed twitched, turned around and faced the wall, showing Miss Fox the back of her head.
"Ah, this..."
Miss Fox scratched her head, completely baffled as to what was wrong with this arrogant girl.
Yes or no, what's with this lack of reaction? Oh well, at least it's not like the Crown Prince getting beaten up.
"These tsundere girls produced in theatrical versions are such a hassle. I'm not good at talking back, what should I do?"
As she spoke, Miss Fox turned her gaze to Madara Uchiha standing to the side.
Madara Uchiha was puzzled by the fox lady's gaze. His eye, which was not covered by her hair, was somewhat dazed. It was obvious that Madara Uchiha had been distracted and thinking about other things since the beginning.
Miss Fox thought about the future Erzhuzi.
"Alright, every generation of Indra is aloof and not good at communicating with people, basically saying goodbye to verbal sparring."
"Talking trash?" Madara Uchiha asked.
"It's a special technique that uses language to untangle a person's inner conflicts," Miss Fox replied immediately. "But let's not even think about something like that, it's too far removed from our lives."
"This sounds like something only Hashirama would do. Wouldn't it be easier to use genjutsu to extract information?"
Miss Fox was taken aback, and Madara Uchiha was also taken aback.
"Yes!"
Miss Fox herself didn't have that ability, so she was immediately ruled out. But now, after Madara Uchiha mentioned it, she remembered that she had a perfect tool by her side... oops, wait, Madara Uchiha was right there! Why bother thinking about how to talk back to a tsundere girl or how to use Madara Uchiha's charm to seduce her? Just open her eyes, activate her Sharingan, unleash her full genjutsu, and she could do whatever she wanted! Do whatever she wanted!
They skipped half of the movie's plot! Perfect!
Without hesitation, Miss Fox excitedly jumped onto the girl's bed, clamped the girl's legs between her own, and pressed down on the girl's hands with her own, straightening her up!
"Hehe~"
"You! What do you want to do!?"
"Don't worry, it won't hurt. It's absolutely safe and painless. At most, you might feel a little sore afterward, young lady~"
With a sinister grin, Miss Fox pressed down on the flat-chested girl, exerting immense pressure. Looking at her, few would doubt that Miss Fox, pressing down on the girl, was a villain.
They will also type "This should be the book" in the public chat.
"I'm telling you! You better not do anything reckless!"
"Hehehe, don't worry, Miss, I won't do anything reckless. You just need to make a small sacrifice, and it'll be a win-win situation since you're healthier~"
"Miss Sally, it's time to take your medicine."
As soon as they entered the tent, the uncle froze, Miss Fox froze, and the girl pinned to the bed froze as well.
Only the aloof Uchiha Madara remained alone, taking a sip of the tea he had prepared, his pupils gazing into the distance, as if everything in this world was irrelevant to him.
"Medicine?" Miss Fox got off the girl's bed naturally and asked curiously.
"Yes, Miss Sally has a hard life. She inherited her parents' poor health. If she doesn't take her medicine on time, she will cough incessantly, and sometimes she even coughs up blood." The uncle explained with a sigh, looking at Sally on the bed with heartache.
At the same time, he handed over the bowl of dark, murky medicine, saying, "Here you go, young lady, take your medicine. Look, Uncle brought some candy this time!"
The man shook something in his hand that looked like rock candy, but the color didn't quite match.
emmmmm...
Miss Fox carefully observed Sally curled up on the bed, sensing the surging life force within her—her normal, rosy complexion, her healthy wheat-colored skin...
"Sir, does this young lady seem to need medication right now, or has she been frail and sickly since childhood?"
Not at all like it!
If you ask Miss Fox, Sally doesn't look like she's been sickly since childhood at all!
"Huh? It seems it really is!?" The uncle's expression changed, and he quickly stepped forward to check on Sally's condition. After confirming that there was no problem, he breathed a sigh of relief. "However, Miss, just to be on the safe side, you should drink this bowl of medicine first."
"Yes, thank you so much for taking such good care of me, Uncle." Sally was also a little happy. It turned out that her current good health wasn't just a temporary relapse, but a genuine improvement in her health!
Although I don't know what happened, this is still good news!
“Emmmm…”
Sally was about to take the medicine from the uncle's hand when Miss Fox's face, which was pinching her chin, suddenly blocked her way.
This guy who asked such vulgar questions right off the bat is now staring at her intently with a serious, inquisitive look, which makes Sally furious!
"What else do you want, you perverted slut! I won't answer your filthy questions!"
"No, I was just thinking that HP potions don't seem to have any healing properties, especially since the HP potion you drank was mixed with 99% plain water!"
Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.
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HP potions have no healing function, a fact that Miss Fox herself is well aware of.
Moreover, in the game, there's no such thing as drinking a blood-replenishing potion to remove the poison status. It's all about having enough health to ignore the blood loss from poisoning and let the poison status disappear on its own. In reality, it would also mean instantly recovering all the damage the body has accumulated over the years, with the immune system directly eliminating the poison.
If someone is inherently weak and sickly from childhood, then even if she gives them HP potions to fully restore their health, their weak and sickly condition shouldn't change; at most, some hidden injuries might be healed.
"Your current state isn't just like you have full health; it's more like you've been cured of your illness."
Sally's eyes suddenly lit up. She had indeed felt a lightness in her body that she had never felt before since she regained consciousness. She had initially thought it was a final burst of energy before death, but now it was confirmed that it was not. Her previously somewhat dejected spirit suddenly became active again!
"My...my body!?" Sally stood up excitedly, carefully feeling her body, which no longer felt weak. She could barely speak fluently. Her first thought was to stare at the uncle, and tears instantly filled her eyes.
"That's wonderful, Miss!" The uncle was also very happy, his face full of joy.
"I understand! Your illness was a perforated stomach, which is why it was cured!!"
There's only one truth! Miss Fox has discovered the truth!
"Huh? What's wrong with you guys? I already guessed the cause of your illness. There's no need to get so agitated that you're crying. And uncle, the smile on your face is also very strange. Even if you were the one who administered the drug, you shouldn't have given yourself away before being exposed, right?"
puff!
Then Miss Fox got a pillow slapped angrily by Sally!
Miss Fox, having taken the pillow away, wore an affectedly innocent expression and pointed to herself, "Did I say something wrong?"
"You perverted slut! Don't think you can slander others just because you cured my illness!!" Looking at the seemingly innocent fox lady, Sally was furious. She grabbed whatever was at her with both hands, ready to throw it at her, but the uncle quickly stepped in to stop her, preventing things from escalating further. "Young lady, calm down! This time, it was all thanks to this ninja that you were saved! If anything had happened to you, how would I explain it to your parents?!"
"Well, to be fair, I really am your savior, so show me some respect!" Miss Fox put her hands on her hips!
"Let me go! I'll fight her to the death today!" Sally was even angrier, twisting her body as if she wanted to beat up Miss Fox.
Madara Uchiha, who had watched the whole farce unfold, was speechless. Looking at Miss Fox, he really couldn't tell whether this embarrassing elf was genuinely stupid or just pretending. Her proud expression was completely natural and unpretentious.
However, Madara Uchiha's actions were very decisive. He took the candy from the old man, smashed it with a slap and sprinkled it into the medicine, then grabbed the old man and forced it into his mouth, solving the problem directly and violently!
"Hey! What are you doing! Let go of this old man!"
The middle-aged man coughed a few times, breaking free from Madara's grasp, and met Madara's fierce gaze. "...What do you mean by this, sir?"
It seems that being forced to drink the medicine had no effect on him at all.
"Hey, Mr. Ban, this arrogant girl has grown up and is still alive. Even if she was poisoned, it must be a slow-acting poison. Maybe he has an antidote. Why don't we add something special?" Taking out a bottle of blue MP potion, Miss Fox said seriously, "This potion has no effect when drunk normally, but when taken with other medicines, it can accelerate and amplify the effects of the drugs on humans. So even a slow-acting drug mixed with this can become a deadly poison that kills in the light!"
Madara Uchiha immediately understood, and in a flash appeared behind the man, lifting him up with one hand.
Miss Fox, however, maintained her smile and, like a salesperson promoting a product, held up the MP potion in her hand, approaching step by step...
"No, no! Wait!"
"Wait a minute! I'm willing to share half with you! You're ninjas, so it'll be much easier for you to cover it up!!"
"I'll tell you everything! Don't come any closer!!!"
A foul, fishy smell filled the tent. Before Miss Fox could even pour the MP potion down his throat, the uncle's eyes rolled back, and he passed out.
"Ugh, this is boring."
Miss Fox sighed. She hadn't expected that this person would actually faint from fright. The effect she had just described seemed pretty outrageous no matter how you looked at it. Or was it that people in this world were so used to the magic of ninjas that they just took it seriously?
I glanced at Madara Uchiha, whose face was cold...
Well, okay, maybe it wasn't necessarily because he was terrified by her MP potion.
"So, this young lady..."
"Hmph!" Miss Fox was glared at again. Sally seemed not to have heard the two-hundred-pound man's words, staring fiercely at Miss Fox and Uchiha Madara, like a weak young beast trying to memorize the scent of its enemy...
Are you really stupid or just pretending to be smart?!
"Even if it's not poison, amplifying the effects of drugs on the body is enough to kill someone! Don't you have any common sense?!"
"Oh, this is a cultural desert for me..." Miss Fox nodded, she really hadn't noticed this. "You, this proud and aloof girl, seem to know a lot about things like medicine. Oh, what kind of eyesight do you have?"
She was being looked at like she was an idiot. Sally gritted her teeth and said, barely containing her anger, "Didn't you realize that the caravan we were with was selling medicine?!"
"Oh, I see. So you couldn't even tell it was a slow-acting poison? Looks like you're not very skilled!"
"you!"
Miss Fox waved her hand, "Stop with the 'you' and 'you' stuff. Come on, let me show you the evidence of your poor skills."
Picking up the bowl with some medicine left, Miss Fox tossed it into the long-unused decomposition machine.
After transmigrating, the decomposer I obtained along with the skill tree can not only decompose materials into small crystals like in the game, but also into some strange raw materials. Mom no longer has to worry about me making a piece of junk with my high-level materials!
Decompose and restore the input with one click – no waste, let's start with ourselves!
With a series of puffs, the decomposer quickly completed its work, reducing the medicine's components to clear water and some unfamiliar herbs, which were then spat out. One of the most brightly colored plant leaves landed right on Sally's face, and the smell it emitted immediately made Sally, who was still struggling, change her expression. It seemed to be something bad.
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