Marvel Gashapon Maniac

"Don't you understand? If you're exposed, your uncle will find out."

Tony curled his lip: "So what if he finds out? He stole that metal shell of his. I could stand still and let him hit me for a year and he still wouldn't be able to break my shield."

"Think about it. Is it more fun to go over and beat him up while he's completely bewildered, or to let him show off first and then show off to him while he's still completely bewildered?"

Tony thought for a moment and said, "Oh yeah, you're the bad one."

Fu You denied it, saying, "How can this be called bad? This is called dramatic handling."

Having made up their minds, Tony activated the armor's cloaking system to conceal himself, while Fu You took the opportunity to run out of the crowd.

The two found themselves in an empty alley and stopped.

"Phew, that's all right now. But we still need to be careful of those SHIELD agents. If they find out you suddenly appeared, they'll definitely come looking for us."

"Oh, Jarvis, hack into S.H.I.E.L.D.'s computers for me," Tony casually ordered.

"It's all right now."

Fu You was speechless, but that's how it is when technology crushes you.

"Time travel complete. Let's confirm the exact time now." Fu You strolled out of the alley.

"Fellow Daoist, please wait." Fu You randomly selected a passerby and called out to them.

"what happened?"

Where is Tony Stark right now?

"Tony Stark, he went missing a while ago and his whereabouts are currently unknown."

"OK, thanks."

Fu You walked back to the alley.

"I've finished asking. It's about the time when you embarrassed yourself in the cave."

Tony's lips twitched.

"The way you use to determine time makes me subtly uncomfortable."

"There's nothing I can do about it; this is the most famous thing I've been talking about lately," Fu You said, shrugging.

"Then let's go rescue you first, let's go!"

Fu You took a step to go out, but Tony grabbed him and pulled him back.

"what happened?"

"You're probably planning to go to the cave to mock me, aren't you?" Tony looked at Fu You expressionlessly.

Fu You immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

"No way, how could that be? Am I that kind of person?"

"After all these years, don't I know you well enough? You arrogant brat who loves to mock others."

“I’ve come up with a pretty good idea,” Tony said, tapping his hand.

"what?"

"I'll handle my own affairs, isn't that enough?"

Fu You was taken aback: "You're not going to play with me? What am I supposed to do then?"

Tony gave a mysterious smile: "You..."

……

At a Stark press conference, Tony's assistant, Pepper Potts, is to announce on behalf of the company about Tony's disappearance in an attempt to reassure everyone.

Just as Little Chili was getting excited, a phone call came in.

It's Tony Stark.

Pepper answered the phone in surprise: "Hello? Tony? Where are you? Are you alright? You..."

Pepper asked several questions in a row, and Tony on the other end of the phone couldn't help but twitch his lips.

"I'm fine. I have some urgent matters to attend to. I've already found an acting president, so I'll trouble you to help her out. I have to go now."

Tony quickly hung up the phone.

"Hello?" Little Chili called out several times, but the call had already been disconnected and no one could hear her anymore.

"Acting president? Who's that?" Little Chili muttered in confusion.

"Someone's come up on stage!" Suddenly, a gasp rippled through the press conference audience.

Little Chili turned her head and saw a girl walking towards the podium.

"Ahem. Mr. Tony Stark has some special matters to attend to, and I will be serving as president for the foreseeable future." Fu You stood on the podium, showing no stage fright in front of the numerous Western journalists below.

The reporters in the audience were in an uproar; Tony Stark had actually chosen such a young girl as acting president.

"What is your relationship with Tony Stark?" a quick-thinking Western journalist asked first.

The other reporters also realized what was happening and started asking questions in rapid succession.

"Are you Tony Stark's illegitimate daughter?"

"May I ask which model your mother is?"

"Hello, may I ask how you enlarged your breasts?"

The room fell silent as a group of reporters turned to look at the female reporter who had asked the question about breast augmentation.

All eyes were fixed on the plain where the horizon was clearly visible, and on the name tag hanging parallel to the ground around her neck: [Runyu Lucia].

"What? Can't I ask this kind of question?" the female reporter shouted angrily.

Everyone responded with kind smiles and silently turned their heads away.

"Size is determined by genetics, and experiments have shown that papaya's effect is basically zero," Fu You said coldly, uttering the cruel truth.

"As for our relationship... friends."

None of the reporters in the audience believed it; they all curled their lip in disbelief.

Some of them have even started writing furiously.

"Shocking! Tony Stark has an illegitimate daughter!"

After the riots, someone finally remembered the important things.

"What did Stark Industries say to everyone at this press conference? When will Tony Stark return?"

Fu You nodded: "As for what to say, let's say something comforting."

Clearing his throat, Fu You pointed one finger to the sky: "Goal! To become the world's number one club president!"

"Alright! It must be me, Fu You!"

The scene fell silent.

1. I didn't get off my night shift until 9 AM yesterday, so the update time was a bit late, but at least it's a daily update, right? I have to go back to work at 2 PM, so I'll probably be up at 6 AM sharp tomorrow.

2. Speaking of which, what's trending lately? I feel like there's less moon-themed writing these days.

3. (Continued from image) I'm sorry, Yui.

Chapter 106 I Save Myself

"A spokesperson?" Oppa slammed his fist on the table. "Where did that brat come from? She's definitely a fake trying to take advantage of the situation."

His subordinate gave a wry smile: "But he has Tony Stark's token, and Tony Stark's AI assistant Jarvis has also confirmed his identity."

"But Tony Stark has already been captured by us. Where did he find people?"

The more Obadai thought about it, the more uneasy he felt, so he reached out and dialed the contact number he had arranged for the terrorist.

"Hey? Oppa, what's up?"

"Tony Stark, did you take him down?"

The terrorist glanced at the cubicle on the monitor, where the brilliant scientist Tony Stark was being held.

Obadai's demand was to kill him, but the leader thought it would be a better idea to have him provide him with stronger weapons.

"He's been killed. Is the money ready?"

"That's good, I'll prepare the money."

After hanging up the phone, Oppa snorted coldly.

"It's definitely a backup plan, right? Sending someone to take care of that brat. That brat lives alone in Tony's villa, doesn't he?"

The men nodded.

"Then let's find someone to kill her. She's just a little girl, what's there to be afraid of?"

Oppa was full of confidence, feeling that he had the game in the bag.

……

"Achoo!" Fu You sneezed in the villa and rubbed his nose.

"Is someone talking about me? What would you two like to drink?"

Tony's bodyguard Happy and his girlfriend Pepper were sitting at the table when they heard the question. They replied, "Black tea is fine."

"Black tea, OK."

Fu You opened the cabinet with practiced ease and took out a bag of black tea.

I casually opened the cabinet below and selected a teacup.

The two people at the table couldn't help but mutter to themselves about the practiced movements.

"Is she really not Tony's illegitimate daughter? Why does she seem so familiar with this house?" Happy whispered.

Little Chili was a bit vague: "Maybe, no."

Although she comes often, she's not a permanent resident. What if...?

"Excuse me, what's your relationship with Tony?" Happy was straightforward and asked directly.

Fu You placed the brewed black tea on the table.

"As for our relationship, we're friends."

"What kind of friend?" Happy asked hastily.

Fu You rested his chin on his hand and thought for a moment.

The way she interacted with Tony was like Tony constantly nagging her about her lifestyle, like a mother hen.

What's wrong with living a life of potato chips and sugary drinks every day? It's perfectly fine!

"It's probably that kind of relationship, like being able to borrow a house from someone?"

Happy and Little Chili gasped.

Can borrow a house to live in = Can provide a house to live in = Cohabitation

The formula came to mind at the same time for both of them.

So she wasn't an illegitimate child... she was...

"Hello, FBI?" Happy decisively pulled out his phone, ready to betray his own family.

"No, this is Patrick Star."

Fu You saw that the police were about to be called, so he quickly explained:

"Don't judge people by their appearance; we're just friends."

"Do you know where Tony is?" Pepper quickly asked.

"He disappeared without a trace, and now he's telling me he has a spokesperson? Where is he?"

Fu You gave a mysterious smile.