Marvel Gashapon Maniac

"Don't kids listen to cassette tapes anymore?"

Thor looked at this group of people who were out of touch with the times and shook his head.

The knowledge of aliens is truly lacking.

"Come on, let me show you the wonders of Earth." Thor strode out of the alley first.

“Okay, let’s treat it as a vacation.” Rocket Raccoon shook his head and followed.

Stepping out of the alley, the surrounding high-rise buildings become even more conspicuous.

The technological elements aren't particularly prominent, but...

"Dark Magician, attack directly!"

"I activate [Divine Protection Shield - Mirror Force -] to destroy all your attacking monsters."

"Hmph, ahhhhhh!"

Duelists fighting on the street, assassins in white robes moving around on the buildings, VTB Peco game advertisements playing on the big screen, Spider-Man chasing bank robbers—these strange and wonderful things give this city, which isn't particularly high-tech, a unique character.

Several outsiders stared in disbelief at the bizarre scene.

Thor looked at the stunned strangers and smiled from the bottom of his heart.

"Welcome to Earth."

……

"What is this?" Rocket Raccoon asked, holding up a bright red, strip-shaped food.

"That's spicy strips, a snack to eat when you're not busy," Thor explained, taking the Coke the clerk handed him.

As soon as Rocket Raccoon heard that it could be eaten, it took a big bite.

“But it’s very spicy. I usually eat potato chips,” Thor then added.

Unfortunately, it was too late; Rocket Raccoon had already eaten it.

"Cough cough cough! What is this?!" Rocket Raccoon took a bite and felt like his throat was on fire, and he started coughing wildly.

"Water! Water!"

Groot, who was standing nearby, handed the Coke he was holding to Rocket Raccoon.

Rocket Raccoon gulped it down in one go, and only then did he feel a little better.

"How can anyone like this kind of food? What is this thing? Is it a torture device?" Rocket Raccoon complained loudly.

Why would anyone like this horrible taste? What are Earthlings' tastes like anyway?

With this question in mind, Rocket Raccoon couldn't resist taking another bite, and then, because of the spiciness, he drank another big gulp of cola.

"What does this taste like?" Rocket Raccoon asked as he took another bite of the spicy snack, then repeated his previous actions.

It's kind of addictive...

"Actually, spicy strips are pretty good too. I'll take you to try the cooking of one of my Earth friends later. His Mapo Tofu is considered one of the best on Earth." Thor smiled as he watched Rocket Raccoon munching on spicy strips while guzzling down Coke because of the spiciness.

Loki was always like this; she clearly has a cat's tongue and can't handle hot food, but she still insisted on eating hot panda-shaped Mapo Tofu.

Just as Rocket Raccoon was experiencing a bittersweet moment, several girls walked up to him with smiles on their faces.

"Excuse me, little raccoon, can I take a picture?" the girls asked excitedly.

"No way!" Rocket Raccoon roared, waving his arms wildly.

The girls left disappointed.

"Hey, what's going on with this planet?" Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but ask Thor, "I remember this planet hasn't started interstellar travel yet, right? Why aren't they surprised at all by the aliens?"

Upon hearing Rocket Raccoon's question, Thor rested his chin on his hand and thought for a moment: "Maybe it's because you don't look like an alien?"

Thor coughed awkwardly, facing Rocket Raccoon's menacing glare.

"I guess it's because people are used to it?"

"How can the inhabitants of a planet that has never traveled through space get used to aliens? And have no respect for them at all?" Rocket Raccoon wondered.

But then he looked at Groot beside him and said with exasperation, "Groot, can't you act a little more like an alien? Be a little fiercer! We're bounty hunters, not Earth tourists like E.T.!"

Groot, standing to the side, was like a large tree covered with birds, surrounded by people taking photos with him, and several children curiously hanging from his branches.

"I'm Groot."

“I know you don’t want to hurt them, but you’re embarrassing yourself, just like a tourist attraction right now.”

Star-Lord, holding a plate, smiled and couldn't help but look at the girl taking pictures of Groot, saying:

"Actually, I'm also someone who adventures in the universe. You can take a picture of me too."

The girl glanced back at Star-Lord and scoffed, "How tacky! Are you an idiot?"

Star-Lord's smile froze.

The girl walked away with a look of disgust. Gamora, who was also carrying a plate, glanced at Star-Lord and shook her head.

This idiot thinks he can pick up girls? Who does he think he can get?

Star-Lord chuckled sheepishly and joined Thor and the others, carrying their plates.

"I never imagined that Earth would develop to this extent in such a short period of time," Star-Lord remarked after sitting down.

"It's just that there have been a lot of big events in recent years, and all sorts of miscellaneous things have popped up." Fu You also sat down with his plate, picked up his hamburger and took a bite.

Star-Lord looked outside, where a large screen was playing an advertisement for Stark Industries' gaming division, starring Stark Industries' VTB Peco, also known as Fuyou himself.

Star-Lord looked at the screen and whistled, "Wow, wow! Who's that girl? Introduce me, please? I've been in space for so long and I've never seen anything this amazing..."

Before he could finish speaking, a long knife was pressed against his neck.

"Shut up and eat," Fu You said coldly, holding the Gale Blade, his face grim.

Star-Lord swallowed hard, glanced down at Fu You's level, and then looked at the screen.

"oh oh."

1. Today is January 31st, and 2020 is just around the corner. Here, as someone who is about to be lifted out of poverty, I would like to say hello to everyone.

2. It's New Year's Eve, and I'm off tomorrow. I plan to write until midnight, as much as I can, as a year-end bonus. Although I can't guarantee a lot, I can still write a bit more.

3. Happy New Year! I hope to receive your guidance in the new year. Please also give me your feedback if you release a new book (whispering). Of course, I don't plan to finish this one yet, although it's been hanging in the air for a while.

4. (Continued from image) Kami's announcement

Chapter 49 The Avengers' Room Check

"Is this Earth? It seems that although the technology isn't particularly advanced, the entertainment is far superior to that of the universe." After finishing their meal, the group went out for a stroll, learning about the situation in New York.

Loki, already annoyed by the men's constant fussing and staring at girls, left with Penny and Camorra.

Before leaving, he asked Fu You if she wanted to come along.

Fu You pondered for a long time. Wasn't this supposed to be a gathering for girls to go shopping for clothes? Why was I called?

Luo Ji paused, looking at Fu You with a puzzled expression.

Fu You looked at Luo Ji strangely, feeling that something was wrong.

Finally, the two of them, still bewildered, parted ways. Fu You took Star-Lord and his group for a stroll, while Loki took Penny and Camorra shopping.

"Earth also has virtual reality games, I'll show you how later," Thor said proudly, as if it were his own business.

"Your area seems to be quite safe," Star-Lord remarked, looking at the harmonious street.

"The streets are so quiet, there are no criminals, it's such a contrast to the bustling areas of the universe."

Thor nodded: "Yeah, probably because the Avengers manage things well."

No sooner had he finished speaking than an explosion occurred at a bank on the street.

Thor's expression froze.

Fu You looked up and saw the Pacific Bank.

Since his GTA game came out, this bank has been robbed countless times, and Fu You really feels guilty about it. It seems like the robbers have decided to treat this bank as a beginner's mission.

"Wait a minute, I need to take care of some official business." Thor, his face dark, quickly changed into his armor and summoned his hammer.

Thor kicked open the blasted-through door and entered the bank.

Inside the bank, several robbers were pointing guns at the bank staff and shouting, but the staff were skillfully and expressionlessly putting the money into bags.

The movement was incredibly fluid and graceful.

I guess this is what happens when you get used to being robbed so often?

"Don't move, hands up! The Avengers are doing their rounds!"

The robbers inside shuddered in fright and turned to look at Thor.

Then suddenly they realized that they weren't in a hotel.

“Thor the Avengers?” one of the robbers recognized Thor.

“Exactly.” Thor stood with his hands on his hips, looking all cocky.

"I advise you to surrender quickly, so I don't beat you up."

The robbers looked at each other, then one of them stepped forward:

“We’ve had enough of you Avengers, and today I’m going to take you down.” With that, the robber pulled out a high-tech-looking gun and pointed it at Thor.

"That's it?" Thor raised an eyebrow and said dismissively.

Although he couldn't recognize what kind of weapon it was, he wasn't scared.

Earth doesn't have many powerful weapons native to the planet.

"Come on, shoot this way." Thor patted his chest nonchalantly.

The robbers obeyed and fired directly at Thor.

A laser beam shot out and struck Thor's chest armor directly.

The light splashed like water hitting a rock, completely useless.

"The power is too low." Just as Thor was about to make a sarcastic remark, an unexpected situation occurred.

The gate behind me has been breached three times already! Three times!

It could no longer hold on and collapsed...

Thor was slammed to the ground.

The robbers were completely bewildered. Was this the end of it?

"We won?" one of the robbers asked incredulously.

"Yes, we won... ri ri ri."

Before the group could even get excited, a bolt of lightning struck, causing everyone present to tremble.

Several people fell to the ground in response.

Thor opened a corner of the door and coughed a few times: "Damn it, this is a counterfeit product."

He pushed against the door panel, intending to stand up, but suddenly felt a force stepping on him.

“It’s all over now!” A strong voice rang out above Thor’s head.

"Why, you ask? Because I've come!"

A burly man in a red and blue battle robe stood at the door, backlit by the sunlight. His tall figure inspired confidence.

With two antenna-like strands of hair fluttering in the wind, superhero All Might has arrived.

"Huh?" All Might looked around and was puzzled to find that all the bandits had fallen.

"Where are they? Why are they all lying down? Did other superheroes arrive first? But... where are they?"

All Might looked around strangely, but everyone around him was pointing at his feet.