Marvel Gashapon Maniac

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Star-Lord and the others were dragged into the prison, sprayed with a bunch of strange orange liquid, and then forced to change into prison uniforms.

Along the way, Star-Lord continued arguing with Rocket Raccoon, while Gamora walked on silently.

As they passed a small room, Star-Lord's gaze swept across the room and he suddenly saw a blue-skinned alien holding his precious tape recorder.

That was his only remaining thought about Earth.

"Hey! Blueface, put down my tape recorder! That's my seized item!" Star-Lord was instantly furious and couldn't help but rush over and yell.

The prison guards didn't care about that; they pulled out their electric batons and were about to give him a stun gun.

Before he could even get his hands on the bucket, someone grabbed him.

The blond man in prison, dressed in civilian clothes, is none other than Thor.

"Hehehe, stop for now." Thor stopped the guard's actions.

He then looked at Star-Lord: "If I'm not mistaken, you're from Earth?"

"Uh, yes, that's me." Star-Lord was taken aback, not knowing why the man in front of him was asking him that.

"Alright, I've got this guy under my wing." Thor laughed heartily, then casually snatched the guard's stun gun. He grabbed Star-Lord and carried him out.

The guards had been informed that a big shot was temporarily imprisoned and that they couldn't touch him, so they obediently put the things back.

There will be plenty of opportunities to listen in the future.

"Young man, are you from Earth? What are your hobbies?"

"Um, does listening to music on a tape recorder count?"

"A tape recorder? What's that?"

The group chatted as they walked into the prison. Rocket Raccoon and his friends learned Thor's identity and couldn't help but marvel.

"Hey, buddy. Since you're the Crown Prince of Asgard, you must live in a palace most of the time, right?" Rocket Raccoon asked excitedly.

"I usually live on Earth, and now I'm a member of the Avengers, the guardians of Earth," Thor said righteously, patting his chest.

"In order to play... protect the Earth, I moved from the palace in Asgard to Earth."

Star-Lord got excited when he heard this. He hadn't been back to Earth for a long time and suddenly wanted to ask about the situation there.

Just then, the group entered the prison lobby, and a sudden commotion broke out around them.

"Gamora, you're dead!"

People around him were throwing things and shouting, but Camorra remained calm despite being hit several times.

"What's going on?" Star-Lord couldn't help but ask.

"I already told you, this woman is very famous." Rocket Raccoon said with a smile, "Many people here had their families killed by Ronan and his men, so it's natural that they would do the same to this woman, who is one of Ronan's men."

As the group walked and talked, a huge figure suddenly stood in front of Star-Lord.

A blue-skinned alien stood in front of Star-Lord and reached out to touch his face.

"New stock has arrived. Little baby, I'm going to cover your whole body in jam, hehehe."

Rocket Raccoon and Groot, who were standing by, couldn't stand it any longer and were about to make a move, but a figure beat them to it.

“I advise you to watch your hands.” Thor grabbed the big alien’s wrist.

The alien tried to pull his hand away several times but couldn't, and sensed something was wrong.

"who are you?"

“Hey, Prince of Asgard, wouldn’t it be better to leave this to us?” Rocket Raccoon said, seeing someone trying to steal his business. “After all, you might not be used to prison.”

“It’s nothing.” Thor sneered. “I’ve been in Arkham for a long time, I have plenty of experience.”

As he spoke, Thor delivered a powerful punch to the alien's face, the immense force knocking him unconscious.

"I am the bat... ptooey, I am Thor, the God of Thunder, and from now on, this place is mine." Thor arrogantly threw the blue-skinned alien to the ground and looked at the prisoners around him.

None of the aliens around dared to respond.

"Hey, looks like we've got some powerful helpers for our escape!" Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but whisper in Star-Lord's ear.

"Looks like our prison break plan has a chance."

The group was secretly chuckling to themselves, contemplating the ease of escaping from prison. When they heard the prison guard mention it was lunchtime, they all went to eat with smiles on their faces.

What good food can you expect in prison? But then I think about how I'll be able to escape soon, and once I'm out, I can make a fortune selling the Cosmic Orb and eat whatever I want.

Because the surrounding prisoners were all afraid of Thor's tyranny, Star-Lord and his companions were placed at the very front to receive their food.

Instead of serving them a spoonful of mashed potatoes like in the movie, the staff gave each of them a covered plate.

"Huh? What's this? Why is it covered?" Star-Lord asked, puzzled, as he lifted the lid.

The prisoners waiting for their meals in the back row were almost blinded by the light.

"What the hell?"

1. Why have I seen so many treasure chests lately today? They're the ones with public notifications and prize draws. Are there that many rich people?

2. It seems Marvel Comics is going to collaborate with DC again. Haha.

3. (Continued from image) This is my daily life, I'm crying.

Chapter 46

Something strange happened inside the prison: golden light kept flashing in the canteen, just like at a disco, accompanied by gasps of surprise.

"Golden fried rice?" Thor looked at the lunch menu with a puzzled expression, then took a bite.

This tastes amazing! Every grain of rice is infused with the rich aroma of eggs, and the rice is cooked to the perfect consistency—soft yet firm.

"I never imagined there were chefs of this caliber in the universe," Thor couldn't help but exclaim.

Having grown accustomed to life on Earth, I used to look down on these guys in the universe who were just messing around.

After all, there were no games or delicious food, which made Thor feel extremely bored with these alien races in the universe.

What's so fun about fighting? Isn't it better to stay home, play video games, eat fried chicken, drink a bottle of soda, and watch TV while snacking on potato chips?

Thor suddenly understood what his father meant by "the idle king." Yes, that must be it.

Having begged for food a few times using his status, Thor patted his slightly bulging belly and let out a sigh of relief.

"Phew... It's so great to be able to taste the flavors of home when I'm away from home."

"Oh, right." Thor suddenly remembered something and looked at Star-Lord and the others: "Have you made any progress on your prison break plan?"

But Star-Lord was eating so hard his face was almost buried in the plate that he didn't stop even after hearing Thor's words.

"Huh? Escape? Why do we need to get out? Isn't this fine?" Rocket Raccoon, who was also munching away, mumbled incoherently.

“Yeah, what’s the point of going out? I never expected this shabby prison to have food like this. Is this a last meal before someone’s execution?” Star-Lord agreed.

"I am Groot!" Although he couldn't understand it, Groot should have agreed.

The only one who didn't express an opinion was probably the taciturn Camorra, who also ate quite quickly.

"Don't be so down. Think about your home, think about Earth," Thor patiently comforted Star-Lord.

Star-Lord finished the rest of his meal in a few bites, put down his chopsticks, and began to think about his impressions of Earth.

"Well, a simple, unpretentious, and boring life. My only impression of Earth is my tape recorder."

"A tape recorder? That thing that plays music?" Thor asked curiously.

“That’s right, that’s it! It has the best songs on the planet.” Star-Lord said excitedly.

Don't you guys play games?

"Games? You mean the Famicom? I did have one."

Thor felt the conversation was a jumbled mess, as if he were talking to an alien. Was this guy really from Earth?

"He's obviously not a modern Earthling; he must be someone who was taken to space in the past, right?" Just as the group was chatting, a figure sat down next to them.

"Huh? Angel, how did you get in?" Thor looked at Fu You, who was sitting next to him.

"The heavens have their own ingenious plans," Fu You replied calmly, flicking the halo above his head in a pretentious manner, though the flick shook off a lot of dust.

"I'm here to help you escape from prison. The plan is all set."

"Wait a minute," Rocket Raccoon suddenly interrupted, "Is this busty girl one of yours? How did she get in here?"

"Huh? Who are you calling 'big-breasted girl'? Who's the girl?" Fu You's eyebrows twitched, and he almost couldn't resist chopping this stinky raccoon in half.

"Brother Tian, ​​Brother Tian, ​​let it go, don't stoop to the level of small animals." Thor quickly stopped Fu Yousheng from fighting.

Fu You scoffed at this: "Anyway, someone will pick you up tonight, and we'll meet up then."

After saying that, Fu You got up and left, intending to go to the kitchen to see if there were any good ingredients to pack and take away.

"What's up with that girl? Why is she so arrogant?" Star-Lord whistled and asked Thor curiously.

"Keep your voice down, don't let her hear you, you can't beat her." Thor immediately turned around nervously and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that she didn't seem to have any extreme reaction.

“How could that be?” Star-Lord chuckled. “Look at her figure, her fair skin, and those muscles that look like she’s never worked out. How good could she be? I’m more curious about what she eats to get so big.”

Thor kept quiet, afraid of being caught in the crossfire.

"If you knew he was a ruthless person who could tear aliens apart with his bare hands, you wouldn't dare say that," Thor thought to himself.

Lunchtime was almost over, and all the prisoners returned to their cells.

Before we knew it, it was evening.

……

Gamora was dragged away by a group of prison guards, while Star-Lord and Rocket Head followed.

Thor, who was sleeping in the next room, suddenly heard the door open and sat up abruptly.

Thor looked at the door he had opened and was somewhat bewildered.

Haunted?

"Come out." A figure appeared at the door; it was Loki.

"Loki, it's you! You scared me half to death. I thought it was haunted." Thor breathed a sigh of relief and came out, followed by Groot.

Star-Lord and Gamora had already dealt with the matter and were waiting outside, with a muscular man covered in red standing beside them.

“This is Drax, seeking revenge on Ronan. And the Orb we have is exactly what Ronan is looking for, so he'll be traveling with us,” Star-Lord briefly introduced his new teammate.

"Angel is already waiting in the control room. Let's head over there now."

The group headed to the control room, but surprisingly, they didn't encounter a single guard or prison staff member along the way.

"What's going on? Did everyone go to sleep? Why is there no one here?" Rocket Raccoon looked around and asked curiously.

Loki's lips twitched but she didn't say anything, but Thor suddenly realized.

"Oh! I get it, it's infiltration, right?"

"Huh? What infiltration?"

After walking a little further, and reaching the vicinity of the control room entrance, Star-Lord and the others were dumbfounded.

Several layers of people were piled on the ground, all unconscious and lying face down, while Fu You stood to the side playing on his phone.

“Infiltrate completely, angel,” Thor said with a laugh, paying no attention to the crowd around him.

But Star-Lord and his crew were stunned. A bunch of prison guards were standing there, dumbfounded.

"What kind of infiltration is this?" Camorra, who had infiltration experience, couldn't help but exclaim in surprise.

"Ahem." Fu You coughed awkwardly upon hearing this: "Originally... I planned to go around them, but they saw me, so I had no choice but to sneak in like this."

“That’s right, that’s right. As long as no one notices, it counts as infiltration.” Thor nodded in agreement, giving a thumbs up as well.

He doesn't like to sneak around like that when he plays Assassin's Creed. If he gets discovered, he just cuts him down, and that's it.

After waiting a moment at the entrance, Penny hacked into the prison's system and opened the door to the control room.