Marvel Gashapon Maniac

"What's wrong? You caught a cold too?" Fu You's voice suddenly came through the earphones.

"It's nothing, I guess someone's been talking about me. They probably said I'm handsome."

"Tch, narcissistic."

……

"Two Spider-Men?" The policeman looked at the Spider-Man who had climbed out of the building, then at the Spider-Man in front of him.

"Who are you?" The annoying little Spider-Man crawled out of the building and looked at the round-looking Spider-Man on the ground in surprise.

"Um... I'm Spider-Man, the friendly neighbor of New York City residents. Who are you?"

"I'm Spider-Man?" the super-annoying little Spider-Man said, bewildered.

Just as the two were chatting and looking at each other in confusion, another voice came from the sky.

Another red and blue figure landed in front of them; it was Spider-Man again.

“A friendly neighbor to New Yorkers has arrived. Is there anything you need help with?” Another Spider-Man lands.

The three of them looked at each other, then stared blankly at each other.

"You're Spider-Man, you're Spider-Man, and I'm Spider-Man..." This annoying little Spider-Man's brain is about to overload. Is this a real Spider-Man or a fake one?

"Hey, is this place a party? I only had a pie this morning and somehow ended up here. Who knew they'd sell pizza here? I'm so fed up with that pie that smelled like stinky socks this morning." Another figure walked out, but this time the color of his battle suit was different.

It was a man in a red bodysuit with two long swords strapped to his back.

"You're Spider-Man too?" The three Spider-Men looked at the talkative guy together.

"No, I'm Deadpool." Deadpool shrugged, indicating his innocence.

Sorry, I have a headache and would like to take a day off today.

I went to work overtime today, and halfway through, my head started to ache. Then in the afternoon, I helped with wallpapering. When I got home tonight, I wanted to rest but couldn't sleep. I wanted to write but my head was too sore to write. It's so frustrating.

Let's update together tomorrow. Does anyone know what the common complications of encephalopathy are? Could it be a cold? But I don't have a runny nose.

My head is throbbing with pain, and I don't know what's wrong with me. Right now, I'm basically lying in bed with my eyes closed, but I can't fall asleep. Could I be about to die suddenly?

Chapter 5 Spider-Man and Spider-Man vs. Spider-Man

"Huh? What's going on over there?" Fu You, who was driving, noticed the unusual activity at Pacific Bank not far away.

“Mr. Fu You, it’s three Spider-Men arguing with one person who looks like Spider-Man,” Jarvis replied.

"Oh, three Spider-Men... Huh?! Three Spider-Men?" Fu You didn't react at first, but when he did, he was completely dumbfounded.

Three Spider-Men? Kingpin? Could it be...?

Fu You suddenly remembered which major event this was.

"Yes, satellite images show that the devices used by the two other Spider-Men are identical to those used by Spider-Man himself, and one of the Spider-Men's suits even appears to be a nanotech suit."

Fu You's lips twitched; this was different from what he remembered.

If Fu You's memory serves him right, this incident should be related to "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse," an animated film.

The protagonist is Miles Morales, the Spider-Man from a parallel universe, rather than Peter Parker, the Spider-Man from the movies that everyone is familiar with.

The story is just a typical hero succession story, except that this time there are many Spider-Men from parallel universes that are both familiar and unfamiliar to everyone.

Anyway, I went to Fuyou for Gwen Spider and EVA pilot Penny, so I wasn't that impressed by the story itself.

I only remembered this when Jarvis mentioned there were three Spider-Men.

"How come a major event suddenly happened in another world in the cinematic universe?" Fu You's lips twitched.

Okay. She admits that the world no longer resembles a cinematic universe.

And Spider-Man in nanotech armor...emmmm.

Fu You felt that something terrible had happened in this incident.

"Tony, something's happened with Spider-Man. Let's go check it out." Fu You called out to Tony over the communicator. Although it was necessary to find out the source of the problem, they couldn't ignore the current situation either.

"Great, I saw Jarvis's message. Is cosplay this advanced now? Or... are they not from this world?"

Tony was one of the first to know about the extraterrestrial organization, so he wasn't surprised by the visitors from outside the world.

To his surprise, Jarvis reported that there was a Spider-Man, whether real or not, wearing nanotech armor.

Tony was quite surprised that his own research on nanotech armor had been delayed due to the development of the magic system, yet someone else was already using it.

The two changed direction and headed towards Pacific Bank.

……

"Wait a minute, everyone." The annoying Spider-Man stopped the Spider-Men who were debating who was the real Spider-Man.

"We should find a quiet place to discuss this properly, instead of arguing in public."

Several Spider-Men nodded in agreement; there were indeed many things that couldn't be said openly under the watchful eyes of the police and onlookers.

Otherwise, tomorrow's newspaper headlines would be "Shocking!", even though the current situation is already somewhat difficult to salvage.

The group left the scene one after another.

However, only Spider-Man left the scene.

Deadpool stared blankly at the Spider-Men who were swinging away on their webs, momentarily stunned.

"Hey, I haven't gotten on the bus yet!"

As he spoke, he decided to follow those people.

After all, he was caught in the crossfire for no reason. He was in this world the moment he opened his eyes, without even having time to buy instant noodles.

The only clue right now is those few people dressed in strange costumes who look like superheroes.

"Sir, please wait!" The reporters suddenly swarmed around Deadpool.

"Hey, what do you guys want? I'm warning you, even if I'm incredibly charming, don't touch my butt while you're surrounding me! Touching is fine! But men are forbidden!" Deadpool quickly took a few steps back, warily watching the reporters rushing towards him.

"Sir, there were so many Spider-Men just now, are you one of them...?" a female reporter asked.

"No, I'm Deadpool. I don't have that technique of shooting out that sticky white stuff that ripples between buildings. I'm a steady, technical type. Look, my weapons are two knives." As he spoke, Deadpool drew the knives from his back and flashed them, wanting to show off and scare the female reporters.

When a person is afraid, their whole body trembles, and when their whole body trembles, their body naturally trembles too. Isn't it beautiful how these tremors come together?

The surrounding reporters applauded and cheered, and surprisingly, none of them were afraid.

"Emmm...you reporters are really brave." Deadpool was a little annoyed that his trick hadn't scared anyone.

Reporters began asking Deadpool about his identity, with questions like, "Are you the new superhero?", "Are you a member of the Avengers?", and "How many acres of land do you own?".

I plan to ask any question I can.

Just as Deadpool was gathering his thoughts to launch into a grand boast, his eyes suddenly caught sight of a young girl not far from the roadside.

She was a blonde girl with pigtails, who looked quite young, but was riding a cool and stylish blue and white motorcycle.

Deadpool's attention was focused on the scene that unfolded as the girl stood up from her low position when she parked the car.

"Hiss..." Deadpool gasped, this kid is bound to be a great man in the future.

Well, big.

Deadpool saw the girl give him a strange look, then her eyes widened.

"Could it be that I'm too handsome for him?" Deadpool thought to himself.

Then I watched as the girl drove away.

Deadpool glanced in the direction he had left and made up his mind.

Instead of bragging here, why not brag over there?

"Gentlemen reporters, I think you'd be better off interviewing that alien over there than me," Deadpool casually remarked, pointing behind the reporters as he planned to slip away as soon as their attention left him.

"Aliens? What's so interesting about interviewing aliens?" The reporters all looked bewildered.

Deadpool was stunned.

……

"Alright, now you can all have a proper chat, right?" Several Spider-Men landed in the alley and stood facing each other.

“There’s really no problem here…” Spider-Man in his Iron Spider suit looked around. This place was very similar to the place where he used to hide his backpack, just like he remembered it.

"Everyone, you must all have that feeling, right? That special connection with Spider-Man?" the Spider-Man in the most ordinary suit suddenly said.

The other two Spider-Men nodded in agreement, expressing a peculiar feeling, as if their abilities were telling them, "The one in front of you is also Spider-Man."

"You mean [Peter Pan]? I definitely felt the sensation it was sending me," Spider-Man in his Iron Spider suit asked, puzzled.

"Peter's quick thinking?" The other two Spider-Men were taken aback.

Spider-Man in his Iron Spider suit realized he'd let something slip and quickly covered his mouth. The information he'd received from his senses had inexplicably made him trust the two people in front of him, causing him to unconsciously let something slip.

"Wait, you just said Peter, right? You are...you are...Peter Parker?" The super-annoying Spider-Man looked at him in surprise, then looked at the other Spider-Man in surprise.

The Spider-Man in his ordinary suit took off his mask.

"Yes, I am Peter Parker. Are you too?"

The other two also took off their masks, but then everyone was completely bewildered when they saw each other.

because……

The three people all look different.

"Shouldn't our parallel universe selves look exactly the same as our real selves?" The group looked at each other, completely bewildered.

1. As usual, I'm asking for all sorts of things.

2. Sony and Marvel have reached a settlement again, and the two companies will jointly develop Spider-Man 3. However, Marvel will lend Sony the rights to use Nick Fury and Falcon, allowing Sony's films to also use these two characters.

3. After a back-and-forth battle resembling sit-ups, the little spider eventually returned.

Chapter 6 A New York, A New Spider-Man

The Spider-Men have now built up a considerable amount of trust in each other and have begun to share their stories.

For example, how did he acquire superpowers? What about Uncle Ben's eternal sacrifice to the heavens? And how did he help Aunt May pay off her debts?

"Um... I'm a bit special. My friend saved me back then, and I also have some income, so my family doesn't really need to worry about repayments," Super Annoying Spider said awkwardly, scratching his head.

The other two Spider-Men cast glances at the poor guy who had spotted a hidden tycoon.

Although they were initially excited to go see Uncle Ben when they heard he was still alive, they calmed down and realized that this Uncle Ben was not the same person as the one in the story, and their expressions became somewhat disappointed.

"Do you also work part-time at the Daily Bugle?" Spider-Man, dressed in a regular Spider-Man suit, asked.

This is the original Spider-Man from the first movie; I'll just call him Toby Spider from now on.

“The Daily Bugle? I worked there for a while, then I quit,” Super Annoying Spider replied.

"So... you just couldn't stand the editor-in-chief of the Daily Bugle?" Toby Spider said helplessly.

James, the editor of the Daily Bugle, was an eccentric fellow; most of the photos of Toby the Spider were given to him.

However, James is a Spider-Man hater and often wants pictures of Spider-Man committing crimes. But Toby Spider-Man once saw him dressed as Spider-Man in the office... well, that was awkward.

"Well, actually, James has been much more well-behaved since the Daily Bugle was acquired by Mr. Stark," the annoying Spider-Man explained.

"The main reason I quit that job was because I made some money during the Battle of New York. Fu You suggested that I quit my job and do something I like. Aunt May and Uncle Ben also agreed, so I quit."

"The Battle of New York?" Toby Spider was taken aback. "What's that? The battle with the Sandmen?"