1932: Playing with the Japanese Communist Party with a doll

"Commander, take off your clothes.

"Um?

"Take off...take off what?"

"clothing.

"...Huh? Wait, I don't think you'd be so moved by that as to rape me... Hey? You're so light, why are you so strong? Ah, I mean, compared to the agent, you're heavy... Wait! What are you trying to do? No! Stop! Stop it! Yamedie!"

When UMP40 broke in from outside the door, what she saw was an exciting scene of a strong commander being pinned down by a weak woman, with half of his clothes torn off, his chest muscles exposed, and his belt loose.

Naturally, a certain steely...straightforward comrade Ma Shiwu also saw

".Commander, you seem to be having a lot of fun..."

Despite being thousands of kilometers away, and despite being transmitted through UMP40, everyone could sense the deep resentment within these words, as if transmitted through the airwaves:

"I didn't expect your relationship with the Peeping Tom to progress so quickly!

After a gloomy remark, through UMP40's eyes, his scrutinizing gaze fell on Lunesia, who was sitting in a duck position and wearing a men's coat.

“Dandlai, it’s you.

"Well"

By the way, from such a distance, without even saying a word, how did 45 know for sure that this was "Dande cuisine"?

Before Mark could say anything, Lunicia stood up by pressing his chest, gracefully adjusted the wrinkles on her skirt, brushed off the non-existent dust on her shoulders, grabbed the collar of her coat, buried her face in it, and took a deep breath.

After a long time, she smiled and said:

"The Commander gave this to me. Are you jealous?"

You can hear the needle drop on site.

However, everyone seemed to hear a "click", as if something broke.

"Commander, just stay there and don't move. I'll be right there.

"Wait! 45! It's not me! I'm innocent! That's not a gift..."

At this time, UMP40 had switched back to herself, stuck out her tongue, made an expression of "helplessness", then quickly closed the door and slipped away.

Mark reluctantly retracted his "Erkang Hand", sat cross-legged on the ground, and glared at Lunisia.

"What on earth do you want to do?! Will you die if you don't cause trouble for me?!"

“So, Lunicia, do whatever you want to do, I won’t force you to do anything you don’t like.

Lunicia covered her face and pretended to cry:

"I never thought the commander would lie to a weak, pitiful and helpless girl like me. This promise didn't even last two minutes, maybe even shorter than your first time.

"Well"

Mark choked.

"Ah la la la la la? Could I be right, Commander? Your first time really lasted less than two minutes?"

"That's too lame!"

"Trash...trash..."

Mark clenched his fist, then loosened it, grabbed Lunisia's right hand, and pulled her into his arms expressionlessly. The latter did not refuse, but instead put her cheek closer:

"Ah... Your Majesty Hachiman, are you so impatient to have me become your princess? However, I am still unmarried and inexperienced. Before we get married, I still hope you can have pity on me—ah!

Lunicia, who was still laughing, felt dizzy, and then her body was turned over and placed on Mark's thigh, accompanied by a sinister voice:

"Dandecai, the bad boy who makes trouble deserves a spanking... smack!"

Soon, a familiar "pa pa" sound was heard in the room.

It's a "pa pa" sound, not a "pa pa pa" sound.

Make no mistake.

"!!!

When that slap landed hard on her buttocks, splashing a wave of buttocks, Lunicia's body tensed up instantly.

How dare you do this to me!

This kind of thing... This kind of thing...

Huh?

Doesn't seem bad?

Then the body relaxed and became soft again, pretending to struggle

"Oh my... Commander... I was wrong... I'll do it again next time..."

"snort"

Mark didn't know that while Miss Dan was being beaten and pretending to cry, she was contacting different people at the same time with different emotions and methods.

"UMP45, you're quite clever, deliberately finding an excuse to get that person out of the way! Okay, how about a deal? The prize is your memory problem, eh?"

"...If I don't contact you first, how long are you going to wait before contacting me? How heartless! We're obviously two sides of the same coin... Ah, it was just a small complaint just now. You'll still tolerate my little bit of coquettishness, right?"

I'm sure I've found it... No, no, no, whether he is or not, but at least he is very interesting. I want to observe this guy's life. Don't worry, I won't ruin him. But you, don't be too enthusiastic about your commander, my dear..."

"M4."

598 Stuffing a Whale into an Elephant

UMP45 ultimately didn't make the long journey from Ordos. Mark had no idea why Lunicia was behind this, but he figured UMP45 was just joking, so he didn't bother to ask.

Besides, there is still a problem that needs to be solved, not too big or too small.

"...That being said, Commander, you have to respond to my proposal, right? After all, I'm proposing publicly, so you can't embarrass a lady too much, right?"

"How dare you say that!"

Mark glared at Lunicia (Dan), who was still rubbing her butt. "If you hadn't messed around, we would have carried out the plan long ago."

According to the original plan, Fujiwara no Kanezane had intended to throw out the agent directly and crush the other "candidates" to become the princess;

It not only achieved the original goal, but also ensured the "absolute fairness" (ahem) of this unprecedented "Princess Selection";

As a result, Lunicia, a voyeur and blind jerk, intervened and ruined the plan.

If Fujiwara no Kanezane still insisted on choosing someone else when such a peerless beauty came in person with the condition of "gift from the country", unless the conditions of that "newcomer" far exceeded Lunicia, any fool would know that there must be something wrong.

However, choosing Lunicia would mean exposing the layout in Tibet. At this time, Fujiwara no Kanezane's arrangements there were not in place and the Indian region had not yet begun to implode. A rash declaration would only arouse the British's vigilance and backlash.

Given the style of that trouble-making country, it will probably realize the problem in an instant and increase its efforts to divert India's dirty water to Tibet, turning Tibet into a super cesspool (although it already is one).

Tibetan Buddhism + Hinduism + British style of stirring up trouble, I can't even imagine how beautiful the scene would be.

It was obvious that the bastard Lunicia knew the consequences of all this but still insisted on doing it. It was not unfair for her to be spanked a few times.

"Actually, I really don't mind marrying the Commander! At worst, I'll just help push your butt at night..."

After being slapped for her dirty talk, the Cyber ​​Ghost opened her mouth to express her dissatisfaction and honestly gave her own "remedy":

"Actually, this problem is very simple to solve." "How do I do it?"

"Commander, if there's an elephant in the room, how can we make people ignore it?"

"Um...stuff it in the fridge?"

"While this is a good idea, the easiest way is to stuff a whale into the room... And you've already prepared this whale, right?"

, 5

A few days later, on September 10, under the watchful eyes of the public, Fujiwara Kanezane announced two things in his personal capacity:

1. Directly eliminated nearly 99% of the "candidates".

The reasons for elimination vary, but can be divided into three main categories:

1. Those with questionable "backgrounds" - those who come from families of bandits, bullies, or whose families have been exposed as having "evil deeds", etc.

2. Those with questionable "character" - framing other candidates, spreading rumors, etc.;

3. Those with problems with "performance" - unwilling to work, arrogant, hypocritical, etc.;

These reasons for elimination are more or less related to "morality".

For example, in the first category, many people even oppose female celebrities signing up - because they are "actors", which are almost the same as "prostitutes" in traditional concepts (and indeed there is not much difference). The second category is even more so;

Even the third category, which was the most criticized and least recognized, seemed so "righteous" after Fujiwara no Kanezane gave the reason that "a princess should be close to the people and love the people. How can she be domineering and out of touch with the people?", which is an impeccable reason in the Chinese cultural environment.

After all, how could someone who wanted to follow the great Hachiman Palace, the mother of the country, be so unable to endure even a little hardship and not even pretend to be so?

2. Send a telegram to the whole country to respond to the proposal.

Fujiwara no Kanezane thanked "Miss Yiguoweili" for her proposal and publicly invited her to meet in Shenyang within three months. If the two were destined to be together, he would marry her as his princess.

This statement was neither rude nor boring, but also left a certain amount of room for maneuver, and also demonstrated the strength and dominance that a person who holds great power and rules the world should have.

In short, now everyone believes that the "Hachimangu Princess Selection Event" that has lasted for nearly a year is about to come to an end, and the Japanese royal family is about to welcome a heavyweight new member.

However, just as Fujiwara Kanezane and his team had expected, even though the outcome had been “settled,” the discussion surrounding the incident itself had only intensified, for example:

Who is that unnamed mystery lady?

What exactly does her "taking the country as a gift" mean? Where does she live?

Will she really come to Shenyang?

Will His Majesty Hachiman really marry her as his princess?

What will happen to those "candidates" who pass the first round of selection? And so on.

This series of questions, coupled with Fujiwara no Kanehara's status and position, further increased the popularity of the "Princess Selection Incident" whose results were basically out.

However, as this incident gradually overshadowed the "Greater East Asia Conference and the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere" and became the super hot topic in recent months, another major event was quietly brewing.

"..Lunicia...or Dandelai?"

Somewhere on the border between North Korea and Northeast China, HK416, who had already learned everything from UMP40 in advance, narrowed his emerald green eyes and carefully looked at his "supporters" who had come from a short distance.

HK416 appeared calm and unconcerned about the sudden appearance of Lunicia, but in fact, he had already raised his vigilance to the highest level and even regarded her as a half-enemy.

Although she is one of the humanoids who has the least contact with the commander, she was completely unaware of Lunicia's existence during her previous visits to Shenyang to report on work, receive missions, and get supplies.

Life has been so comfortable that my vigilance has dropped so much... "Hello! Little monster!"

Lunicia smiled and called out one of HK416's nicknames. Seeing that his expression remained unchanged, she immediately added:

"HKM4?"

Lunicia thought that this name would definitely make HK416 furious, or at least show anger or displeasure, but unexpectedly, the other party acted as if he didn't hear it:

"Then I'll call you Lunicia! You're not the same Dandelai I know... Let me ask you, what exactly is this 'memory problem' you told 45 about?"

"Ah, you're not the same HK416 as I knew him. It seems that in different worlds, even the humanoid forms are different..."

If it were the UMP45 of the world she knew, this private "deal" would probably not be told to HK416, at least not so early.

"It's been so many years, isn't this just normal nonsense? Have you been in a dark place for so long that your brain has been damaged?"

Lunicia's smile faltered slightly.

This guy, his sharp tongue remains the only thing that hasn't changed at all.

"Lunicia, tell me, who modified our memories?" "Well... I've told her, it's just a guess... Come closer and I'll tell you quietly..."

HK416 leaned her head closer, and Lunicia pretended to speak, but she bit the other's earlobe with her thin lips. The former did not tolerate her and punched her without hesitation.

"boom!"

"Wow... luckily I dodged quickly..."

Looking at the small fist that passed through her body and made a dent in the wall, Lunicia stuck out her tongue in fear, stopped fooling around in the face of unfriendly gazes, and gave a "guess" in a low voice.

HK416's eyes widened slightly:

"Reasons? Evidence?"

"I've already said it's just speculation! But, I don't think anyone else could have done such a large-scale memory tampering that would be nearly imperceptible to all of you except her."

"Do you know where she is?" "No."