1932: Playing with the Japanese Communist Party with a doll

Come, Masamichi Terauchi, who led the destroyer "Yukikaze" to drop relief supplies to American soldiers who fell into the water, who scolded his superiors at a meeting that ordered the navy to die, and who changed the navy song to "Look! The sun is shining on Tojo's bald head";

Come, take over from Terauchi Masamichi, who is exhausted physically and mentally and is bedridden, and lead all the seamen in self-rescue production, and fish until Japan surrenders to Keiji Furuyasu;

Come on, Chiaki Matsuda, who sympathized with the lower-class soldiers, even secretly supported the army soldiers in the "226 Incident," and spent her entire life cursing Yamamoto and Tojo as "idiots";

Let's talk about Saburo Sakai, who refused to fire on any civilian targets and became the "Zero Fighter Shooting King" of the Japanese Navy (he hadn't yet joined the navy at this point)...

Come on, all those who still retain a certain degree of humanity among a group of beasts in human skin, you should not stay in the old Japanese Navy;

Come to the Northeast, to the "Great Manchurian Imperial Navy", and receive education and transformation while training the navy for the Chinese Communist Party.

Two months later, the destroyer Tao and a large number of retired ships, along with thousands of naval officers and soldiers with eyes full of hope, set sail for Northeast China.

310 Fujiwara Viagra and Self-Green Warrior

Who is Fujiwara no Kanezane?

The (future) head of the Fujiwara Kita clan, Hachimangu Kanezane, the de facto leader of the People's Almighty Religion, president of the Osaka Chamber of Commerce and the Soldiers' Chamber of Commerce, general secretary of the (new) Communist Party of Japan, and general secretary of the World Communist Revolutionary Party...

Like a certain bald guy, he has a lot of things to do and of course it is impossible for him to focus all his energy on the Japanese Navy.

After all, the navy only had to obey orders, but His Highness Fujiwara had a lot to consider.

After giving Prince Nobuhito some earnest instructions and arranging a large number of tasks, he returned to Tokyo to report to Hirohito, and was naturally praised again.

After the army that loves to mess around, now comes the arrogant and disobedient navy...

It looks like Xiao Jianshi is going to deal with me again.

At this point today, Hirohito was extremely satisfied with his "brother".

Smart, capable, honest, sincere, and sincere...

Most importantly, he was loyal to His Majesty Hirohito and definitely did not have the ambition of becoming emperor like Yoshihito...

Or maybe it's because I'm too lazy to have any ambitions?

Anyway, no matter what, this is an example of a perfect subject.

If it weren't for the fact that he was too young and had only been involved in politics for a short time, Hirohito might even have considered appointing Fujiwara no Kanezane as prime minister!

With such a young, loyal, capable, visionary, forward-thinking, and decisive prime minister, why should we worry about the success of the empire?

The only pity is...

Thinking of the imperial physician's diagnosis and subtle warnings, Hirohito was filled with reluctance and sadness.

For the first time, the Showa Era was launched;

For the first time, he had loyal and capable ministers;

The two joys combined should have become a greater joy; why, why did it turn out like this?

Over the past two days, after many consultations, the imperial doctors voted to select an unlucky individual, who carefully delivered the final diagnosis to Emperor Showa, or rather, a heartfelt warning:

Your Majesty has been poisoned for a long time, and your vitality has been greatly damaged. Your body is so weak that it cannot be replenished.

If you want to save your life, you must abstain from sex, alcohol, and meat in the future, try not to worry too much about state affairs, and don't overwork yourself, at least maintain this for 3-5 years before seeing the situation.

In other words, during these 3-5 years, leaving aside Hirohito's daily work and his desire for pleasure, Empress Nagako was doomed to be a widow, and the son that Hirohito longed for the most was also definitely gone.

Uh...By the way, if Hirohito wanted to, he could use his mouth and tongue to satisfy Empress Nagako's desires, but unfortunately this was impossible.

Back to the point.

In fact, even if the doctor didn't say anything, Hirohito himself planned to have a good rest, or at least stop doing that thing in bed completely.

Because, perhaps because he had done it too many times with Liangzi in the excitement of having a son some time ago, the 31-year-old had already developed a serious symptom of "willingness and weakness";

In short, impotence.

Well, although this description may hurt His Majesty Hirohito's pride, it has become very difficult to get an erection, and even morning erections have disappeared;

Not to mention the twenty-year-old Pentium and the three-year-old Ershi, even the forty-year-old Microsoft can't do it, and is getting closer to the fifty-year-old Panasonic and the sixty-year-old Lenovo.

At first, Hirohito thought that it was because of his busy state affairs and old age that he lost interest in Yoshiko, who was also very old and of average appearance.

(This is what Empress Nagako looked like. She was really ugly, with a round face, squinty eyes, and a short stature. Her mother-in-law Setsuko Kujo, her daughter-in-law Michiko, and her granddaughter-in-law Masako were much prettier than her.)

(There is a question on Zhihu asking why Marshal Mai didn't take possession of Empress Liangzi. I'm not saying this, but I think if he really did, the US government would have to pay him compensation for mental damage.)

However, even when the masked but still graceful and busty head maid of the Fujiwara family came to treat him, His Majesty the Emperor was still horrified to find that:

The thing down there just moved slightly as a sign of respect; and that was all.

This is the end.

For most men, not being able to get an erection is just a small secret that they cannot explain. At worst, they can go fishing, play cards, or play with action figures.

But for a feudal emperor like Hirohito who urgently needed a son to consolidate his throne, this was extremely fatal.

Once this information became known to outsiders, the already shaky legitimacy of his throne would be further shaken, Japan's politics would become even more turbulent, and more ambitious individuals would inevitably emerge.

Therefore, he did not tell this secret to the ministers and eunuchs, nor even to his bedmate, Empress Liangzi, or his most personal imperial physician.

However, when he saw Fujiwara no Kaneshige once again making great achievements and obtaining valuable ship data from the United States, Hirohito suddenly became interested. He hesitated for a few seconds and stammered:

"Kanemi..."

"What's the matter, Your Majesty?"

"Um... when you went to America, did you... did you see any... uh... novel things?"

"What...what new thing?" Fujiwara no Kanezane was puzzled.

novel?

What could possibly be so novel about that shabby place of America that a 21st-century person could possibly find so surprising?

Do gasoline-powered, steam-powered, or even barbed and pellet-powered pleasure sticks count?

Could it be that Hirohito wanted to develop the back hahahahahahaha... (I'm not kidding, this thing really exists)

(It's hard to imagine what it would be like in use—climaxing in a cloud of smoke?) "That's right...that's right...the technology is so advanced in the United States, so I guess...I guess..."

Hirohito felt extremely embarrassed to talk about this difficult topic with a man who was not much younger than him.

But when he thought about the fact that the other party was his most loyal and reliable royal minister and "candidate for the throne", he gritted his teeth and said:

"When you went to the United States, did you hear about drugs that can help with sexual desire?" "To help with sexual desire?"

Seeing that Fujiwara no Kanezane still didn't seem to understand, Hirohito thought that since he had already said it, he simply explained his difficult secret in detail:

"...Have you ever heard of this kind of drug in the United States...this kind of drug that can restore men's virility? And it's harmless?"

Fujiwara Kanezane's expression suddenly became strange.

no...

Why the hell are you discussing this with me? Do you think I'm selling Hercules Pills? Or do you think I'm Fujiwara Amon?

Seeing someone's "embarrassed face", Hirohito waved his hand again: "Forget it, you..."

"No, no, no, Your Majesty, please let me think about it. After all, I have come into contact with too many people and facts in the United States..."

Fujiwara no Kanezane pretended to be reminiscing, but he was actually thinking about whether to take that thing out and whether to give it to Hirohito.

That thing, of course, is the famous sildenafil citrate tablets, also known as sildenafil, Viagra, Wan Ai Ke, and men's happy pills...

Anyway, that's the meaning. Don't go too deep into the details. This is not a thesis.

Anyway, dear readers, you can neither use it nor need it.

Hot news: Viagra doesn't "add to the fun"—it just makes you feel hot all over, your libido explodes, and you just want to find a hole to penetrate.

It also cannot "delay ejaculation" - after taking it, you will feel extremely powerful, lose all sensitivity, and be able to have sex with ten women at night, each time for at least half an hour;

It can only help men who are unable to achieve an erection or have erectile dysfunction solve the most basic reproductive problem - whether the hardness is sufficient to ensure penetration;

As for whether you have sexual interest in penetration and how long you can last after penetration before spitting it out, that is not Viagra's problem.

Come on, thank you Viagra!

Despite this, compared to the messy so-called "tiger and wolf drugs" passed down from generation to generation among the royal courts, nobles and wealthy people of various countries, Viagra is still much less harmful to the body and is very suitable for the weakling Hirohito now.

The manufacturing process of Viagra is not complicated. The agent must have the complete formula and can make it in minutes.

The question is, should we give it to Hirohito?

There is no doubt that an emperor who has no son and will never be able to give birth to a son will definitely be more beneficial to Fujiwara no Kanezane.

However, now that Hirohito has told me something so difficult to talk about, if I don't help him solve it, given his pettiness, it might cause me trouble and affect my future plans.

Besides, let Hirohito focus on this... well...

Fujiwara Kanezane thought about it for half a minute and decided to get Viagra for Hirohito;

Anyway, this guy's health isn't very good, so even if he can get in, he probably won't be able to get out.

Besides, this thing can also be used to treat heart disease and benefit the people, right?

Making money is not a big deal.

Thinking of this, someone successfully "recalled"∵:

"Ah! I remember now, Your Majesty, I have indeed heard of this drug in America! It can help men get hard without hurting their bodies!"

"What! ! !"

Hirohito had only asked casually, "Who knows?" without much hope, but he actually got something out of it. He immediately became anxious:

“What medication? Where is it? Do you have it on you?!”

Even though the doctor told him to abstain from sex, for the sake of the throne, he couldn't care less about such a small matter!

Once a week...once a month should be fine, right? As long as Liangzi can get pregnant with a son, that's all!

Although he had already considered Fujiwara no Kanezane an excellent "alternative heir" and had even "revealed his cards", Hirohito still preferred his own son to become emperor.

Company

You see, just like the readers of the drinking song, they are anxious. Fujiwara Kanezane spread his hands:

"Uh... Your Majesty, I've only heard of this thing and know roughly where to buy it, but how could I possibly carry it with me..."

Hirohito was speechless for a few seconds, then asked hurriedly: "When can you get it?"

"Don't worry, I'll send someone to get it right away. I guarantee it'll be back for you within two months!"

"it is good!"

Hirohito believed the assurance of Fujiwara no Kanezane, who was always reliable, and patted him on the shoulder excitedly and began to make his usual promises:

"Get it quickly! If it really works, I'll reward you handsomely!"

"Your Majesty, look at what you're saying. I'm your brother, not a jester. Why would I need a reward..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

In a good mood, Hirohito praised his beloved minister again, talked about some national affairs, agreed to some seemingly insignificant requests, and rewarded him with a lot of things before letting him leave.

After leaving the Imperial Palace, Fujiwara Kanezane curled his lips, scratched his head, and called over the lady he trusted most:

"agent."

"commander?"

"Do you have the formula for Viagra, or sildenafil? Can you make it?"

"Yes, of course we can make it, but..."

The agent looked at Ma's lower body in surprise, then looked at the slowly fluctuating air around him, which only a humanoid like her could notice, and said in shock:

"Commander, have you overindulged yourself to the point where you need medication? Isn't the alchemist monitoring your condition?"

"What the hell!"

Fujiwara Kanezane was so angry that he patted the seat next to him, causing an invisible wave of hips:

"Explain it to her!"

The alchemist chuckled silently and transmitted the recording of the conversation directly to the agent. The latter finally understood what was going on and felt relieved.

"I understand. I'll send someone to investigate right away." "Send someone?"

"Have you forgotten? We've acquired quite a few chemical plants in the United States, and several in Japan, in Osaka, Kyoto, and Tokyo... We have the equipment, personnel, and raw materials."

"Oh, fine. Anyway, you arrange for someone you trust to get this thing out to me as soon as possible and put it on the market. Oh, and add more useless additives and make the ingredients more complex so that it can't be easily copied."