The correct way to open the magical girl

It is not uncommon to see white-collar workers working on their laptops in coffee shops, but it is quite strange to do so in a bar. Not only is the lighting dim, but it is also bustling and it is not a place where one can sit down quietly and deal with business.

Sure enough, Li Xuan's strange behavior also attracted Yao's attention. The latter used the scabbard to support his body and staggered to Li Xuan's side.

"Nene~ What is the uncle doing? The bar is not a place for a trash office worker like you to work overtime~ Is he pretending to be a virgin to hook up with women? That's really disgusting. Could the uncle still be a virgin at his age? What a useless social scrap." Yao laughed in Li Xuan's ear in a very shallow tone.

If it were under normal circumstances, Li Xuan would only find it a little funny that such a standard female ghost spoke, but when he saw the long and short double swords hanging on Yao's body, he suddenly felt uneasy.

Although he was confident that he could control the female ghost in front of him based on his experience as a man, he still couldn't help feeling a little scared when he thought of Yao's lightning-fast knife.

However, how could he, who was willing to sacrifice his life to seduce a magical girl, be scared away by a mere knife?

Li Xuan quickly calmed down and said in a calm but experienced tone: "I am writing lyrics for a band."

"Lyrics? Phew~ Stop being funny, you bastard? I'm afraid what you wrote is just drunken talk, right? Maybe it even contains some disgusting dirty jokes that only virgins have - let me see if the lyrics you wrote are normal~"

As Yao spoke, he put half of his body on Li Xuan's shoulders, and Li Xuan immediately felt that he touched something soft.

Unlike lolita like Lilika, Mianyin and Kuroneko, Yao is not very tall but her breasts are quite nice. A C cup is a pretty good size even for an adult woman, especially for a lolita who is less than 1.6 meters tall, which is even more precious.

"No way? These are really the lyrics... This level is better than mine... No, even better than Sharoyeh's!"

Yao looked at the screen with disdain, but the moment she saw the lyrics clearly, she suddenly felt as if her pores had opened up, and her drunkenness was instantly reduced by three points. Although she couldn't write lyrics, as a guitarist, she had read many lyrics and could understand the quality of the lyrics and the feeling of singing them.

Although the lyrics in front of me cannot be said to be top-notch, the feeling they give people is definitely not worse than that of Sharoye’s works!

If I could copy down the lyrics and slap them on Sharoyeh's face, she would kneel down and admit her mistake on the spot!

Thinking of the scene where the proud Sharoye was impressed by his talent, kneeling on the ground, licking his feet and shouting "sister", Yao's brain suddenly became as if it was violently fucked by an 18cm guy, and even his expression became a little frivolous.

Seeing Yao's reaction, a smug smile suddenly emerged on Li Xuan's lips: the author he likes is indeed talented. Just a piece of scrapped draft can make the female ghost have such a reaction. It seems that today's plan is stable.

"Hehe, I was just speaking sarcastically just now. What you wrote is bullshit, even more bullshit than Isayama Hajime's ending. You don't really think that you can attract me with a bunch of texts picked out of a garbage can, do you? Trash? Uncle~" Yao realized that he had accidentally said his true thoughts, and quickly corrected what he had just said, and in the meantime severely belittled the lyrics brought by Li Xuan.

However, her eyes remained fixed on the screen, as if she wanted to imprint the words on it in her mind.

Chapter 114 Please, I'm willing to do anything!

"Everyone has their own preferences. If you don't like it, just don't read it." How could Li Xuan not notice her intention, so he closed the notebook with a "snap", picked up the tequila on the table and sipped it.

Yao's plan to memorize the lyrics failed, and he was immediately annoyed, but he didn't want to admit that he was memorizing the lyrics, so he retaliated with a smirk on his face: "Uncle Zayu, you still want to drink? Drink my foot washing water! Hey~"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yao took off one of his shoes, lifted it up with his toes, and accurately dropped the shoe into Li Xuan's wine glass.

Li Xuan frowned, but seeing Yao's expression of success, he knew that if he got angry, he would play into her hands, so he gently put down the glass and said in a calm tone: "Waiter, please have another glass."

"No way, uncle? You're not angry at all? Or are you already furious inside, but suppressing your anger to maintain the image of an adult? No way? You won't take a child's prank seriously, right? You frowned! You are angry! You must be angry! Hahahahahaha~~~" Yao stared at Li Xuan's face, as if trying to provoke Li Xuan's anger.

What is more uncomfortable than being taunted by a female ghost? Of course, being taunted by a female ghost while being unable to beat her.

Although Yao's expression and words were extremely annoying, Li Xuan, who had worked as a beast on a construction site for several years in his previous life, had 1.5 lifetimes of experience as a human being. He was much calmer than his peers. He hid his anger in his heart without leaving a trace, and his face was still calm.

The waiter quickly brought another glass of tequila. Li Xuan continued to drink without changing his expression. This time, Yao did not throw another shoe in. Instead, he looked at Li Xuan with an incredulous look and said:

"Uncle, are you being a coward? You're fine as an adult, but you can't even get angry when being bullied by a kid? You're really a complete trash fish? A useless trash fish that any fisherman who has come up empty-handed all day will throw back into the water without hesitation~ lululu~~~" Yao became more and more excited as he spoke, and finally he simply picked up Li Xuan's arm and drank the remaining wine in the glass in his hand.

"It seems that this lady has not had enough fun yet - waiter, I want a private room. Please bring one glass of each of the drinks recommended by the manager, and two servings of snacks to go with the drinks." Li Xuan said as he stood up with a smile.

"No problem! Follow me!" Seeing the customer coming, the clerk hurriedly stepped forward with a smile to lead the way.

"Uncle...you are really not angry! Tsk~so boring." Although Yao said it was boring, he followed Li Xuan without hesitation and walked into the private room with him.

The drinks and snacks were soon served. Li Xuan closed the door and did not rush to drink. Instead, he turned on his computer and pretended to organize files.

"Master, what exactly do you do for a living?" Yao asked in a sweet voice, holding a glass of vodka and deliberately clamping his throat.

"Me? I have many identities: host, writer, folk singer, coffee shop owner, rope maker, backpacker, taiko drum master, doctor, traveler, pioneer, wanderer, admiral, Master..." Li Xuan deliberately made a vicissitudes of life expression and listed a lot of occupations like reading out the names of dishes.

"You're just bragging. I think you're just a frustrated old man who came to the bar to pick up girls. Otherwise, why would you come back to such a noisy place to write lyrics?" Yao mocked Li Xuan in an arrogant tone while turning his head to look at his screen.

Li Xuan knew that she wanted to secretly memorize the lyrics, so he deliberately did not open the document, but continued to pretend to organize the files. However, when he opened the D drive, he suddenly noticed a folder called "Three Kingdoms Killing Planning". Curiosity drove him to click on it, and the interface immediately loaded a full screen of infantry videos.

Li Xuan felt embarrassed and quickly closed the computer before Yao could see the content clearly. He picked up a glass of rum and clinked glasses with her.

"Hey, uncle, can you show us the lyrics you wrote? Even though they're as bad as the second season of Stardust, I can help you revise them since you bought me a drink~"

Yao couldn't help but feel anxious when she saw Li Xuan close the computer again. Her memory was average to begin with, and she was hazy because of the alcohol. She couldn't remember anything after just a few glances.

"It's okay. It's my honor to invite such a lovely lady to drink. You don't need to do anything for me." Li Xuan said slowly.

"Oh my! You useless, useless uncle, you really drive me crazy! Are you doubting my ability? I'm the lead singer and guitarist of a famous band! I'm a musical genius who writes lyrics and composes music! You don't believe it? It's obvious from your expression that you don't believe it!"

Yao wished he could get the lyrics immediately. Seeing Li Xuan's gentle smile, he rushed out of the private room, grabbed the bar's resident guitar, and started to improvise on the spot.

Although it happened suddenly, Yao's guitar solo immediately conquered the audience. The gorgeous strumming made the original owner who wanted to take back the guitar freeze in his tracks. Although the overall rhythm was a bit hurried, compared to the dull performance just now, it was like a thunderclap that broke through the sky.

When the song ended, there was thunderous applause in the bar, and the bar manager even ran over to ask Yao if he could perform there.

However, Yao completely ignored the manager's invitation, contemptuously returned the guitar to its owner who had not yet recovered from his shock, rushed into the private room in two steps and closed the door.

"Did you hear that? The audience is cheering for me! I am light, I am electricity! I am the one and only talented musical girl in the world! You should believe it now, right? Show me your lyrics!"

Yao ran to Li Xuan, her chubby face still flushed with excitement from the performance just now.

"Sorry, these are the lyrics I wrote for another band. I can't show them to anyone." Li Xuan didn't buy her talk and just picked up the wine glass and drank slowly.

"Ahhh! I'm so angry!" Yao's face changed, he stood up and stomped his feet in anger, and there was a bit more murderous intent in his eyes when he looked at Li Xuan.

Li Xuan had been prepared for this move. When he saw her thumb on the hilt of the sword, he immediately said in a nonchalant tone:

"By the way, my computer has an encryption function. If you enter the wrong password five times, the data will be cleared, so it's useless if you try to use force."

Yao was almost dying of anxiety at this time. Showing off in front of her companions was secondary. The main thing was that she had made a big promise when she came out. If she went back in such a shame, wouldn't Filia and Sharoye laugh at her to death?

"Tell me! How can you give me the lyrics? Please, I'll do anything as long as you give me the lyrics! Just name a price!" Yao finally couldn't bear it any longer and asked Li Xuan directly about the price.

Chapter 115: A Penny Can Stump the Female Devil

"Okay, since you asked sincerely, I will be merciful and tell you: one hundred thousand yuan, in cash." Li Xuan calmly made an offer.

"One hundred thousand? Are you out of your mind? You want one hundred thousand for a few broken words? One hundred thousand is enough to play with the shrine maiden once!" Yao looked at Li Xuan in disbelief.

"It's not expensive. My lyrics were originally written for a top band. If you buy them, I won't have time to write them again in a short period of time, and I will have to pay a penalty for breach of contract. So you need at least 100,000 yuan in cash before I can give you the lyrics." Li Xuan said without compromise.

"One hundred thousand yuan~ Can I write an IOU?" Yao grabbed her hair in pain. One hundred thousand yuan was actually nothing to her. Putting aside the income from the band, the money she earned as a mercenary hunting monsters was far more than this amount.

But like many young people who made a lot of money, Yao could not control his desire to spend. As soon as he got the money, he spent it on luxury and indulgence. After spending it all, he even asked his teammates for a loan.

So let alone 100,000 yuan, even if it was reduced to one-tenth, it was still a number she couldn't come up with immediately.

"How about two hundred and fifty?" Yao turned his wallet upside down, but he only found a little over two hundred yuan including the coins.

"Miss, finish this drink and go home. Your mother will spank you if she knows you're hanging around in the bar."

Li Xuan finally saw the female ghost's deflated look, and he felt relieved. Even the bland sake in the glass seemed delicious.

“One hundred thousand yuan! How can I get one hundred thousand yuan? I haven’t paid off the money I owed before. Filia and Sharoyeh will definitely not lend me money again. Borrowing money from Black Cat is like bullying a child...Aaaaaaaa!!! What a troublesome old man! It would be great if I could kill him with one knife! It’s really a penny that can make a beautiful girl feel helpless... What a world!”

Seeing that Li Xuan was unmoved by her threats, Yao couldn't help but scratch her head frantically. However, while scratching her head, she suddenly caught a glimpse of Li Xuan staring at her armpit, which was exposed when she raised her hand, with greedy eyes.

"What~Uncle? I thought you were a gentleman, but it turns out you are just a nerd who stares at girls' armpits with a timid look~" Yao suddenly felt that he had grasped Li Xuan's weakness, and his arrogant smile returned to his face.

"One hundred thousand yuan! For only one hundred thousand yuan, I will let you see the peaches of the ultimate invincible music beauty. How about it? It's worth it, right?" Yao said while yawning in an exaggerated manner on purpose so that Li Xuan could see her armpits and the side breasts vaguely exposed in her short-sleeved uniform.

"Not worth it, totally not worth it." Li Xuan shook his head contemptuously. What he said was not completely against his will. After all, he had rubbed Li Sijie's breasts not long ago. Compared with them, Yao's breasts could only be said to be barely acceptable.

"Then I'll show you what's under the beautiful girl's skirt! This is a rare scene that a virgin like you will never see in your life. It's worth one hundred thousand dollars, right? Don't be so stimulated that you ejaculate all of a sudden!" Yao proudly lifted up the JK skirt slightly, revealing two tender white legs full of youthful vitality.

"Not worth it, far from it." Li Xuan said with disdain.

"Damn it... Tell me, what exactly should I show you that is worth one hundred thousand dollars!" Yao asked madly.

"Let me think about it..." Li Xuan looked Yao's body up and down. She had a long ponytail tied behind her head, and under her tight JK uniform was a pair of red and white striped stockings. She only had one uniform shoe on her foot - the other one had been thrown into Li Xuan's wine glass to soak in wine.

"How about this, if you can use your feet to make me biu out, I will consider it as you have paid 100,000 yuan for the manuscript. But I think you don't have the courage to do so, right? So you'd better go home quickly, otherwise you will miss the bus if you are late." Li Xuan said sarcastically.

"Uncle Zayu, don't look down on me! It's just stepping on that ugly thing a few times. I'll do it!" Yao was provoked by him and was a little impulsive. In addition, he really wanted the lyrics, so he made up his mind and agreed.

"Disgusting uncle, just lie down obediently, it will be over in a few seconds." Yao said as he took off the sock of the foot without shoes, revealing a white and tender little foot.

Li Xuan sat up against the back of the sofa, untied her belt and waited for Yao's service. Although her feet were not as graceful as Wu Yan's, nor as attractive as Li Sijie's, her loli figure made her feet more petite and tender than the previous two, even giving people a feeling that they could stand if held in the palm of their hands.

"Is there a reaction already? How disgusting." Yao looked at the tent that Li Xuan had already set up, and an expression of disgust appeared on his face.

Anyway, it will pass if I endure it. This useless uncle will only last two or three minutes at most... He doesn't know me anyway. After a while, I will finish my work and leave this city, as if nothing happened.

Yao comforted herself in her heart, then pinched Li Xuan's pants with her toes and slowly pulled his trousers down.

"Your feet are very flexible." Li Xuan praised.

"Humph, do you need me to tell you?" Yao said as she lifted her jade foot and stepped on Li Xuan's body, then immediately showed a surprised expression: "No way? This big?"

Li Xuan didn't say anything, but squinted his eyes and enjoyed her service. The little female ghost who was so arrogant just now was forced to provide services with her delicate feet in order to buy the lyrics.

Whenever he saw her reluctant and even somewhat nauseous expression, Li Xuan felt as relaxed as if he was soaking in a hot spring.

"Hey, why haven't you finished yet? It's getting bigger and bigger." After Yao fiddled with it casually for a few minutes, he found that Li Xuan showed no signs of coming out, and he couldn't help but become impatient.

"Who knows? Maybe your service is too careless? Maybe if you show me some rare pictures, I will be more interested." Li Xuan said with a wicked smile.

"A useless uncle with a head full of dirty stuff... there's really nothing I can do." Yao bit his sharp shark teeth in anger, but in order to finish the service as soon as possible, he had to reach out and unbutton his clothes, pull down his inner clothes, so that Li Xuan could appreciate his ( . )( . )

"Try harder, you don't feel anything." Li Xuan urged.

"I got it... Stop talking, it's disgusting." Yao said as he stood up and sat on the back of the sofa. He took off the shoe on his other foot, clamped Li Xuan between his feet and began to rub him hard.

Li Xuan was sandwiched between two delicate little feet, and he immediately felt extremely comfortable, but the expression on his face was still very restrained.

"Ms. Zayu, is that all you can do?" Li Xuan said to Yao mockingly.

"No! I...I haven't shown my real skills yet! If I show my real skills, I will turn you into a fountain in minutes!" The word "trash" aroused Yao's competitive spirit. He no longer cared about shame and decency. He directly stripped off Li Xuan's boxer briefs and started direct skin-to-skin contact.

Chapter 116: Puppet's "Yao"

Although it only reduced the barrier of a layer of cloth, it made a huge difference to Li Xuan. After all, even if it was an ultra-thin umbrella, the difference between wearing it and not wearing it was like a chasm.

Li Xuan could no longer pretend to be calm. He took a deep breath and tried hard to resist the urge to explode, with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

"Haha, your incompetent nature is exposed as expected! Are loli's little feet so comfortable? Or are you, uncle, too small a thing, so your poor little thing is as small a thing as you?" Noticing Li Xuan's shaking and expression changes, Yao immediately returned to his arrogant expression.

"Oh, yes, yes, you are right." Li Xuan did not argue with her. He just watched her trying to please him in order to show off her ability. Yao had been fiddling with it for a long time at this time, her feet were sore, and sweat was oozing out of her face, but she still pretended to be relaxed and continued to squeeze and fiddle with it.

Really... Why isn't it over yet? How long will it take? This useless uncle is super durable! And it's so big, if he really gets in, he will definitely die, right? No, no, no, no matter how hard I try, I can't get in, right? It must be a deformity! It's a freak!

In his heart, Yao was madly making a scene for himself, as if the sense of security he had worked so hard to build up would collapse if he didn't find some reasons to belittle others.

At this time, Li Xuan had already seen through her thoughts through her expression. Seeing that she seemed to have been pushed to the extreme, he no longer deliberately made things difficult for her. As soon as he felt the slightest bit of pleasure, he sprayed it on her soft and tender little feet.

"Hey! Something disgusting is stuck to my feet. Why didn't you tell me in advance?" Yao's arrogant face suddenly showed a distorted expression, and he picked up the expensive wine in the glass to wash away the sticky liquid on his feet.

"Ah, why can't it be washed off? Why is it so sticky... Are you a monster that sprays glue? Ahhh! So annoyed~" Yao found that the wine could not completely wash away the sticky feeling on his feet, but he didn't want to touch it with his hands, so he had to endure the discomfort and put on his socks again.

"Here's your reward." At this time, Li Xuan had already calmly pulled up his pants, turned on the computer, copied the lyrics on the back of the drink list and handed it to Yao.

"Great!" Yao excitedly picked up the lyrics and read through them, then carefully put them into the pocket of her JK uniform. The hardship and humiliation just now, as well as the sticky feeling on the soles of her feet seemed to have disappeared.

In this way, even Filia will have to admit her talent!

Yao felt overjoyed and turned to look at Li Xuan who was adjusting his belt.

In her mind, this old man who had lost his usefulness had no reason to live. When she thought about him bragging to his friends in a drunken stupor that he had exchanged a song lyric for her foot service, she felt sick.

Yao gently pushed the knife guard with his thumb, and had already begun to think of killing the person to silence him.

However, at this moment, a deafening noise suddenly came from outside the bar, followed by the screams of the crowd.

Yao, who had extremely keen perception, immediately sensed the breath of evil energy. He no longer cared about Li Xuan and rushed out of the private room and onto the street.

The monsters on the street were naturally arranged by Li Xuan. They would only wait for his order and Wu Yan would open the passage and release them.

At this time, Li Xuan had already put the hunting mark on Yao's body. Without any further delay, he ordered Wu Yan and Tan Xiang to retreat to the illusory evil land together, where they could watch Yao's battle.

This time, the monster created by Li Xuan was extraordinary: not only did it consume 1000 milliliters of Corrupted Blood, but it was also temporarily strengthened with the Wine of Joy - in fact, this was the first time that the Wine of Joy appeared, and Li Xuan was very much looking forward to its performance.

Yao looked at the monster in front of him and frowned slightly: the opponent looked like a rhinoceros beetle standing on four legs. Although it was about three meters tall and did not look very huge, its body structure seemed to be specialized for its own attacks. It was covered with heavy armor all over its body and looked like a tank.

"The magic level... is probably around B level. Plus with its specialized defensive capabilities, maybe it can take a blow from me." Yao's brows soon relaxed: after all, it's just a brainless insect-type monster and is no match for him anyway.

Thinking of this, Yao drew out his long sword and transformed instantly.

Li Xuan, who was in the evil land of illusion, watched Yao's every move almost holding his breath: Generally speaking, the transformation of the sealing system is the slowest, even so slow that the whole process can be seen by the naked eye, but Yao's transformation was completed almost in an instant.

It seems that the system's intelligence is indeed correct: Yao not only has the perception ability of the sealing system, but also has the transformation speed and physical ability of the combat system. It is a complete product of the strengths of both families.

After the transformation, Yao doesn't seem to be much different from before, except that her striped socks were replaced with yellow tights, and her shoes were changed into strappy sandals. The JK uniform on her body has many more fine lines as decoration. It seems that she deliberately chose her usual clothes to imitate her look after the transformation.

"Die to me!"

There was a flash of knife light, and flames burst out from the rhinoceros beetle's body. Its strong armor was cut deeply for more than ten centimeters, but it was not cut through. It even waved its forelimbs that had been transformed into crab claws to attack Yao.