I, who advocate giving up, feel like a disqualified person

When I put on my scarf and prepared to go out, I suddenly heard my father's voice behind me.

"Wait, bring me some shredded pork noodles."

"......"

I sighed.

It seems that I lost again. This is a game that tests your endurance... Thinking of this, I looked at my dad.

They looked at each other speechlessly.

"Look what I'm doing."

Dad looked puzzled.

“Give me money…”

I said to him coldly.

"How much."

"Fifty."

"You're robbing me! A bowl of noodles costs me fifty. I might as well make my own noodles."

"Then you can make instant noodles yourself."

I said and turned to go out.

"Wait, deal."

...You are really lazy...Where did the house husband you used to be go?

....................

"Ah... I'm full."

After dinner, we lay on the sofa again.

They looked at each other speechlessly.

"Please clear the bowl."

Dad spoke to me.

"Why don't you go?"

"Do some housework occasionally..."

"Mom usually does all the housework, so why don't you do some of the housework occasionally?"

"You kid..."

As he spoke, he sighed to himself, as if he was very disappointed.

I haven't complained to you yet...

"By the way, when will mom come back..."

"Ah... I heard from her that it seems like she's going on a three-day trip... She'll be back in at least three days..."

As he said this, he looked towards me.

They looked at each other speechlessly.

Although my dad didn't say anything, I believe he was worried about the same thing as I was.

Can I hold on like this until mom comes back?

visit

Laziness is a sin.

Although there is such a saying, not many people take it seriously. After all, everyone is more or less lazy. Since everyone has it, it is not a sin and can be regarded as an ordinary trivial matter.

This situation is like the herd mentality. Because everyone around you is doing it, it seems reasonable for you to do the same thing.

So, even though my dad and I have realized that insisting on not working is of no benefit to us, this stalemate that should not have occurred is still continuing because both sides are keeping a close eye on each other's behavior.

Well, the main reason is laziness.

Finally, I couldn't stand this situation anymore and suddenly thought of a way to get something for nothing, and I was 100% sure of success.

"Dad, I'm going out and will be back tonight."

As he said that, he prepared to leave the house.

"Wait," Dad stopped me, "Please order one for me before you leave..."

I pretended not to hear and slammed the door shut after I went out.

Phew...so cool...

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There are many lazy animals in nature, such as sloths.

But no matter how lazy they are, they will still look for food, so it is not the highest level of laziness.

In my opinion, the most perfect way is to be able to stay still and still solve the food problem, and there are animals in nature that can do this.

Using a method called "parasitism".

Living on or inside another animal, you can live a stable life without having to work hard to find food.

Oh...it's simply a dream life, and it is indeed similar to some people in society. No wonder some people are called "parasites" of society.

But I'm not that extreme...it's just a temporary measure for my own benefit.

That's right, I'm going to my relative's house for some free food and drinks... No, since I'm visiting at a time like this... should I call it a visit?

Chapter 4: Visit

Speaking of relatives nearby, there is only Ye Jin's family. However, because of school, I haven't seen Ye Jin's parents, that is, my uncle and aunt, for a long time. But these two people are usually very busy... So Ye Jin would come to see me from time to time... To be exact, he would bother me.

So I get a headache when I see her...

Well, although I don't want to see her, but... this is also forced by the situation, I'll just bear with it...

I sighed at the door, pressed the doorbell twice, and then heard the sound of "tap tap tap" footsteps... Why does it feel so strangely familiar?

Because these weren't the footsteps of Ye Jin's family, but I felt so familiar with them...

At this time, the door opened and I saw Ling Shen wearing pajamas and with long golden hair.

Ah, I almost forgot about this guy...

"Oh, isn't this the Useless Knight? Why are you here?"

You don't seem particularly surprised... What's with your tone? Do you consider this place your home?

"Can't I come? And I have to ask why you are here..."

I had just responded to Ling Can when I heard Ye Jin's voice.

"who is it?"

It seemed to be coming from her room.

"It's your good-for-nothing brother..."

She shouted towards Ye Jin's room.

"Hey...are Ye Jin's parents not home?"

I asked with some surprise.

"Ah... about that. They have to go to work today, and they said they won't have their holiday for another few days. My parents can't come back because they're working abroad, so I'm staying here for the time being."

So that's how it is... Ling Can is an empty-nest left-behind child... That's not right, there's no one to cook here!

"Then how do you solve the problem of eating?"

I asked with some concern...although the reason was that I was worried about my eating problem.

"Well...we can order takeout."

She looked at me as if it was a matter of course.

"......" Before I could say anything, I saw Ye Jin coming out of the room.

"What are you here for?"

The first thing he said was something so infuriating.

"Nothing... just came to see. I originally wanted to visit your parents since I haven't seen them in a while, but looking at this situation, it seems like I came up empty-handed."

I shrugged helplessly and walked into the house.

"Ah...Is that so? Then there's nothing I can do. Since he's a guest..." Ye Jin muttered somewhat unwillingly.

Hey...isn't it that the guests are about to kick me out?

Without thinking too much, I just lay down on the sofa and turned on the TV reflexively.

"Hey...you look like a loser like this..." Ye Jin said to me with a look of contempt.

"You're really looking for trouble. Have you forgotten the favor I gave you?"

"Gift? What gift?"

Ye Jin asked me in a surprised tone.

Ha... this guy who turned his back on me...

"I'm not going to argue with you anymore..." I said, waving my hand. "You guys should just go do what you need to do. Just do what you should have been doing before I got here."

"So, you're not there?"

The two asked me with a smile on their faces, with ill intentions.

Although I really want to answer this way, I always feel that this question is a trap, and two people actually said it at the same time. I think there must be something fishy.

"It's not that I have to be non-existent, but... just try not to think that I'm bothering you."

I thought about it for a moment and then said to them.

"OK..."

They responded and returned to the house.

......................

It's almost noon now, my stomach is growling, and they haven't made any noise since they entered the room... I should remind them to eat... Even if I order takeout, it will save some energy... because it will allow them to talk...

As I was thinking this and was about to get up and call them, the doorbell suddenly rang.

I hesitated for about three seconds, and since they still didn't seem to have any intention of coming out, I had no choice but to open the door...

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"@%~《》# restaurant welcomes orders. The two portions you ordered have been delivered. Please pay."

A delivery guy who looked only a few years older than me handed over an order.

Hey, wait, do you want me to pay? And there are only two of them. Why are there only two...

"Oh, here it comes..."

"Etc., etc..."

At this time, the two guys hurried out.

"Thank you, delivery boy."

Ye Jin spoke politely to the delivery guy.

"Nothing...work..."

He seemed a little embarrassed, but because he was wearing a mask, we couldn't see his expression at the moment, but he must be very nervous.

"It must be tiring to ride a bike everywhere in this cold weather, right?"