"Speaking of which, this 'non-existent person' setting is quite suitable for drawing books or making butter. It's simply an alternative transparent human world - in order to prevent disasters and save their lives, the students and teachers of Class 3, Grade 3 must pretend not to see the 'non-existent person' and completely ignore his actions. But what if the 'non-existent person' wants to do something out of the ordinary? For example... hehehe~
If you endure, you will suffer. If you resist, you may suffer disaster and lose the life of yourself and your family. Between chastity and life, most people will choose the latter..."
After all, this evil idea was just a thought that flashed through Lin Shangren's mind. The purpose of his trip was to investigate the truth of the curse of Beiyejian Middle School and the secrets hidden in Beiyejian Town. Of course, it would be more convenient to do so as a teacher.
So Lin Shangren used his police identity and the Axis seal to easily persuade the principal of Kitayami Middle School to be hired as the deputy head teacher of Class 3, Grade 3.
Reiko Mikami was also temporarily transferred to become the new homeroom teacher for Grade 3 Class 3. The original homeroom teacher, Kubodera Shoji, had resigned before the start of the school year due to fear of calamity legends. Other teachers were unwilling to take over, so the principal had no choice but to appoint Reiko Mikami, formerly the deputy homeroom teacher. Of course, the principal's explanation to the public was less explicit than the reality: "Mr. Kubodera had retired early due to overwork, and Mr. Mikami was given a promotion and a raise due to his strong professional skills."
Next, before the opening ceremony officially began, before the students entered the new classroom, Lin Shangren and Sanshin Reiko went to the classroom of Class 3, Grade 3 and checked the desks and chairs in the classroom.
After counting the number of tables and chairs and matching the seats with the student list, Sanshin Reiko breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that this year will be a safe year again. The number of tables and chairs is just right."
"No." Lin Shangren said calmly, "We are still missing a set of tables and chairs."
"What? But I just checked carefully..."
"Look at the student list and see if there is a student named Yukito Tsujii?" Lin Shangren reminded.
It was then that Reiko Mikami suddenly realized: "Tsujii Yukito...? Ah, I remember, he seemed to have dropped out of school for some reason."
"A murder case," Lin Shangren replied. "He was involved in a murder at a beach in his hometown of Tokyo. Out of concern for the protection of minors, the police blocked information about the incident. His family told the school that he had transferred.
The incident occurred during the break between the second and third year of junior high school. At that time, the classes had been divided and the chairs had been placed in the new classroom. That is to say, the desks and chairs in the classroom now included the set originally prepared for Yukito Tsujii.
In other words, the desks and chairs that should have been vacant are now occupied by the resurrected dead. Now that the dead have arrived, disaster is inevitable. Our head teacher and deputy head teacher are unlikely to escape the calamity's effects."
Hearing this, Sanshin Reiko's hair stood on end and her face turned very ugly.
"How...how could..."
"Relax." Lin Shangren patted Sanshin Reiko's shoulder and released Eagle Finger. "With me here, nothing will happen. Let's go to the auditorium for the opening ceremony. We still have to move the lesson plans and hold a class meeting with the students later."
Feeling the warmth on her shoulder, Reiko Mikami relaxed a little.
"I hope everything's fine... Maybe someone from the General Affairs Office took away Tsujii-san's desk and chair yesterday... Don't scare yourself."
Sanshin Reiko muttered softly and followed Lin Shangren's footsteps.
Walking out of the classroom, the two met a middle-aged man with a simple and honest appearance.
[Name: Kuboji Shoji]
[Race: human male]
[Occupation: Teacher]
[Status: Calm]
[Note: Former head teacher of Class 3, Grade 3, an honest middle-aged man.]
"Teacher Kubodera? Didn't you retire early?" Reiko Mikami was a little confused.
Kubodera Shoji smiled and said, "Ahaha, that's right. Isn't today the opening ceremony? I want to see the students one last time and pick up some of my personal belongings that I left in the office."
"Oh, then this Forest Officer...teacher and I will go to the auditorium first. Would you like to come over after the class meeting, Mr. Kubodera?" asked Reiko Mikami.
"Of course, I want to see those kids again too. I'll be heading to the office now. See you later."
Two minutes later, in the auditorium.
"Oops, I'm going to be late. I have to hurry up."
On the first floor of the teaching building, Sakuragi Yukari rushed to the stairs in a hurry, with raindrops still dripping from the umbrella in her hand.
As the class monitor of Class 3, Grade 3, Sakuragi Yukari should have arrived at school before the opening ceremony, gone to the General Affairs Department to collect the class nameplates, and then gone to the classroom to place the nameplates on the desks of all other students except the "non-existent person".
"Let's go to the sixth floor first, then to the classroom... We have to hurry and finish it before the opening ceremony."
Sakuragi Yukari was so careless and anxious that she didn't notice the hallways and stairs had just been mopped, leaving a lot of water stains on the steps. This situation was already prone to falling, especially since she was climbing the stairs with big strides, taking two steps at a time. So, unsurprisingly, she had an accident.
When climbing to the fifth floor, Sakuragi Yukari missed a step with her front foot, and her back foot slipped, causing her to fall backwards down the stairs. The umbrella in her hand also slipped out of her hand and fell vertically through the gap in the stair railing.
On the first floor stairwell, Sayuri Kakinuma, a student from Class 3, Grade 3, was bending over to tie her shoelaces. When she heard the screams coming from upstairs, she instinctively raised her head. The falling umbrella just happened to pierce her eyes.
The disaster began, and it seemed that the two girls were about to die on the spot.
At this time...
"Be careful."
Sayuri Kakinuma felt someone grab her arm, pull her aside, and then pick her up. When she came to her senses, she saw a figure with short chestnut hair coming towards her from behind. Before Sayuri could scream, she saw the falling figure being caught by an arm wrapped in black.
It was only then that Sayuri Kakinuma realized that she was being held in someone's arms, and the person who had just fallen was her best friend Sakuragi Yukari.
"Yukari-chan?"
Sayuri Kakinuma was about to speak when she heard the man holding her say in a very serious voice, "No chasing or fighting in the teaching building, especially on the stairs. Which class are you two from? I'm going to deduct your moral education points."
Postpone one day, double update on weekend
As the title says, I'm going out tonight and I'll update twice a week on the weekend.
Chapter 330: Use Lucky Pervert on Disaster!
Sakuragi Yukari stared at Lin Shangren in a daze. She had almost been forced to volunteer to become He Jinyin's junior sister, and she had not yet recovered from the fear of the sudden fall. The same was true for Kakinuma Sayuri, who was almost pierced through the head by an umbrella.
The two people who were still in shock had only one common thought at this moment: the man in front of them was really handsome.
Hey~ This old-fashioned campus romance plot that is clichéd and awkward is actually reasonable - ordinary people who have not received relevant training will usually be frightened to the point of brain shutdown when suddenly encountering danger, which is commonly known as "being drowned and at a loss."
At this point, their nervous systems are essentially limited to processing visual signals without requiring any thought. All they can do are instinctive reflexes. Similarly, in a crisis, it's difficult for an ordinary person rescuing someone to quickly identify their rescued's physical features, such as their attractive figure and shape. At best, they can sense their weight and flexibility.
But Lin Shangren is obviously not among them.
After confirming that the deceased had appeared, he immediately deployed shadow monitoring to monitor the entire school. When Sakuragi Yukari and Kakinuma Sayuri walked into the school gate, Hayashi Naoroto had a rough idea of their situation:
Sakuragi Yukari is an instantly recognizable beauty, with her brown hair and brown eyes. If she changed her glasses to red frames, she'd be a more refined version of Kuriyama Mirai. Standing just under 1.6 meters tall, with a perky chest, a slender waist, plump thighs, and calves, she's clearly perfect for cuddling and rolling around on the lawn.
Compared to Sakuragi Yukari, Kakinuma Sayuri was in a less favorable position, physically speaking. She was a rather slender, even frail girl, exuding the demure aura of a literary young woman. It reminded Lin Shangren of a quiet, studious girl from his own school days, one who was taciturn, studied diligently, but had severely unbalanced academic performance and only average grades.
Of course, her black-framed thick glasses and double braids make her more reminiscent of Yoshida Saki.
"You two should be more careful next time. Don't chase and fight when climbing the stairs, otherwise you will have to be more careful in your next life. Now, let's go to the auditorium. The opening ceremony is about to start."
As he said that, Lin Shangren put the two little girls on the ground.
"Forehead……"
Kakinuma Sayuri was still in shock and hadn't figured out why she was suddenly there, but then the class monitor, Sakuragi Yukari, realized what was happening. She yelled, "Sorry to bother you," and dragged Kakinuma Sayuri away.
"That was a close call," Sakuragi Yukari thought to herself. "Luckily, the teacher didn't remember our names. If we were criticized on the first day of school, we'd be in trouble."
The young girl hadn't yet realized she'd nearly mastered the ancient Chinese martial arts technique, the "Invincible Wind Fire Wheel." If Lin Shangren hadn't caught her, she would have rolled all the way down the fifth-floor staircase to the first. Even if she survived, she would have been reduced to an ottoman, a fitting tribute to the legendary frost-resistant King Lao Huo.
"Is this how the disaster began?"
Hayashi Naoto looked at the backs of Sakuragi Yukari and Kakinuma Sayuri.
"I didn't sense anything unusual, and the Demon Hunter Badge didn't detect any magical fluctuations. It was completely like an extremely unlikely accident: a girl missed a step and tumbled from the fifth floor, and an umbrella flew out of her hand and pierced another girl who happened to be tying her shoe on the first floor and looked up. It's possible, but unlikely... How did this happen? Is it really the arrival of death?"
Thinking, Lin Shangren walked downstairs. Suddenly, his balance became unstable and his feet slipped. Before he fell, he liquefied the shadows under his feet, fixed himself in place, and forcibly stabilized his center of gravity.
"Hiss... No."
Lin Shangren looked down at the stairs below him: "Are you also a defender of the Demon King's Castle?"
The stairs of a low-rent apartment can cause a female hero from another world to fall to the ground, and it seems reasonable that an ordinary slash youth who can theoretically easily destroy the world can slip on the wet school stairs...?
"Holy shit! This is definitely not normal! How on earth did they do that?"
Lin Shangren hesitated as he looked at the stairs. He took a tentative step down. This time, nothing happened.
"Um……"
Lin Shangren completely let go of his perception and walked to the second floor with full concentration.
"Nothing happened... How about this?"
Lin Shangren's mind was clear, and he ran upstairs without hesitation, eyes closed. With his physical fitness, which had been repeatedly strengthened by the Green Grass Trial Potion and the witch's power, he would definitely not fall just by walking up the stairs with his eyes closed. But this time, his foot slipped again, and he almost fell on the stairs and broke his front teeth.
"Oh? What about this?"
Lin Shangren took out [Bear Grylls' Hunting Knife] from the shadows, placed it steadily on the handrail of the stairs, and then teleported to the first floor.
As Lin Shangren expected, even though he almost embedded the jungle knife into the stairs and teleported to a position far away from where the knife was placed, [Bear Grylls' Jungle Knife] still suddenly fell down and stabbed him squarely in the back of the neck.
Lin Shangren raised his hand and caught the falling field dagger steadily, then teleported back to the fifth floor and repeated what he had just done. The difference was that this time he really inserted the field dagger into the stairs and fixed it with a black shadow to ensure that it would never fall.
And this time, Bear Grylls' jungle knife did not fall again.
"I originally thought it was some demon or ghost causing trouble, but it turns out it wasn't. It seems the so-called disaster is quite different from Death. It's not a chain reaction, but rather it's targeting the members of Class 3, Grade 3, amplifying the probability of accidents when they engage in dangerous behavior.
"Climbing the stairs absentmindedly could lead to a trip and a broken neck; walking past a dangerous building could lead to being crushed to death by a collapsing wall; shopping in a department store could lead to being hit and killed by a Boeing 767… These accidents may not happen often, but if they are possible, they will definitely happen to the members of Class 3, Grade 3, and their families under the influence of disaster," Lin Shangren thought.
"It seems that the hidden thing here is even more powerful than I imagined. It can amplify the possibility of accidents. It's a pure causal weapon."
Speaking of causal weapons, Lin Shangren has quite a few in his hands, and one of them is the ability to serve as "good luck" that can offset the "bad luck" brought by disasters.
[Lucky Pervert] An outrageous ability that turns a fall into a "bonus." Once activated, spotting a beautiful woman's camaraderie is a simple feat. It can even allow a girl falling from a second floor to sit squarely on the user's vagina without causing any harm to either party. It can even directly hit the G-spot, resulting in an instant climax. Hayashi Naoto and Takigawa Yumi's connection stemmed from this outrageous ability.
"Constantly monitoring the students of Grade 3, Class 3 is consuming too much energy. It's better to activate the Lucky Pervert and turn their potential bad luck into an opportunity to give me benefits... Let's see which is more severe, the pervert's good luck or the bad luck brought by the disaster. After all, this is a dream world, and even if I die, I'll just wake up from reality.
Bloody scenes are not considered welfare. It's the luck of a pervert, so you can turn the heavy-tasting bloody scenes that may happen into welfare shots for me.
Lucky pervert, start! "
The moment he activated [Lucky Pervert], Lin Shangren felt his waist ache. It seemed that the Four Beasts' Dice had drawn his power and "rendered" the world again.
“Let’s see how it works.”
Lin Shangren withdrew some of his perception and headed towards the auditorium. A number of students had already gathered there, led by their homeroom teachers and monitors, and divided into classes, heading to pre-demarcated areas.
"Class 3, Grade 3 is...over there."
Lin Shangren saw Sanshin Reiko directing the students. At this moment, an urgent female voice rang out from behind him: "Please move aside! I can't stop!!!"
Lin Shangren turned his head and saw a girl with short golden hair "sliding" towards him.
【Name: Ayano Aya】
[Race: Human female]
[Identity: Student in Class 3, Grade 3 at Kitayami Junior High School]
【Status: Panic】
[Note: The girl who forgot to change out of her roller shoes because she was afraid of being late...]
Without even finishing reading Ayano Aya's profile, Lin Shangren's eyes were fixed on a protruding nail on the floor. The nail was not far in front of Ayano Aya. If she fell there, she would most likely fall on it - either her eye or her temple, either dead or injured.
As expected, Ayano Aya, who wanted to brake, fell forward and headed straight for the protruding nail. However, the nail did not pierce her face or other vital parts, but instead penetrated the gap in her school uniform shirt and penetrated her cleavage.
"what!!!"
Ayano Aya screamed. Fortunately, she was not injured. Thanks to the cushioning of her breasts, the nail just missed her chest and instead caught on her front-fastening bra.
"Are you OK?"
Lin Shangren walked up to her and asked with concern. He wanted to help Ayano Aya up. But when Ayano Aya stood up, there was a "swish" sound, and Ayano Aya's front was completely ripped open, and the front button of her underwear was also torn off, and two white and tender things with red tips like white doves jumped in front of Lin Shangren.
"Hmm... longevity peach ~ No, it should be the lucky pervert who successfully suppressed the disaster!" Lin Shangren thought with joy in his heart.
"It hurts so much from the fall... Thank you, teacher... Um... Eh?!!"
Ayano Aya, who realized it later, quickly covered her chest. At this time, Hayashi Shangren had already put his coat on her.
"Hurry up and button your clothes before anyone notices you." Lin Shangren said calmly.
"Ahh, I see."
Ayano Aya quickly covered her exposed chest with Hayashi Naoto's coat and buttoned it. Just as she was about to stand up and thank Hayashi Naoto, she stepped on the nail again. Her ankle twisted, and she fell to the ground again. This time, her skirt was lifted by inertia, and her legs were spread apart, showing Hayashi Naoto her bear panties.
"Um…are you okay?"
"fine!"
Ayano Aya quickly closed her legs, then stood up with a somersault. Logically speaking, she shouldn't be so clumsy as she had practiced karate since childhood, but the moment she stood up, she lost control of her center of gravity and pounced towards Lin Shangren, kissing him on the chin.
"?!"
"Ahhh, teacher, I'm sorry!"
The author says:
Author's Note: I'm done with it today. I have a recommended post on Monday and I want to make a few extra bucks to cover my monthly coke bill, so I'm pushing the double update to Monday. (doge)
Chapter 331: The Dead One
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