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Hard put down his glass and burped drunkenly.
"What about you? Are you doing this for your own happiness as well?"
"Had, I'm not a god, just a man who has lived for a very long time." Kullene put her index finger on her lips and showed a meaningful smile.
"As to whether this is a lie or not, I'll leave it to you to guess."
Chapter 1538 Check in!
Mekingiod, one of the famous cities in the Giant Kingdom, has the title of the City of Power. Its most famous classic is undoubtedly the cats lazing around in the sun.
The cats seemed to be paralyzed, lying on the ground without moving. Even when the children grabbed their paws and dragged them along with their bellies rubbing against the ground, they did not react at all.
However, these cats, which can even be lifted by children, are used as weights in strongman competitions. Legend has it that whoever can lift a cat can be awarded the title of "the strongest person in the world."
Because this title is so unsophisticated, no one has taken it seriously, but these cats do gain weight during strongman competitions.
Whenever you try to lift them, you will feel the weight as if they were a mountain. Not only can you not lift them, you can't even move them.
This is understandable. The true form of these cats is Ouroboros. To lift them would mean to lift a snake that can encircle the world, which is impossible.
Recently, the cats, the incarnations of Ouroboros, have become much more active, running around everywhere. They have transformed from fat cats that are not tasty but really lazy, into mouse catchers, helping residents catch mice and pests.
The original Ouroboros was relieved of its burden and regained its vitality, and the cats in its avatar also showed this.
The only ones who are troubled by this are the children, as they have to put in some effort to catch the avatar cats and play with them.
For Blaze, Mekingjord has a special meaning... This is actually nonsense. Blaze feels that every place has meaning, but the meaningful places are different.
In Mekingjord, they met the School of Astrology and Ouroboros, who also helped fight against the arrival of Adam from the planet Destroyer.
Hebie also felt a little sad because something happened to Mejingjord, which caused her to lose a piece of flesh on her already small chest. To this day, she still feels that the left and right sides of her chest are a little asymmetrical.
As for the fact that she was pierced through the chest by Balder's Gungnir and fell into a state of neither life nor death, she had no memory of it. She even felt that Balder did not deserve such a crime when she saw his current appearance.
Drop drop-
The two people who were still missing their lives heard the ringing of bells at the same time. It was lunch time, and Jasmine's three meals a day punch-in reminder began.
The two found a bench and sat down, opening the lunch boxes together. Inside was the same sumptuous meal as always, so sumptuous that one could imagine how Jasmine cooked it.
Originally, they could have just finished lunch like this without any disturbance, but Blaze took a peek at Herbie's lunch box and snickered, which made things less simple.
"What are you laughing at?" Herbie raised his eyebrows and tapped the ground with his heels unhappily.
Under normal circumstances, Blaze would have apologized embarrassedly, but this time Blaze showed off his lunch box with some pride.
"I have successfully checked in and collected a four-leaf clover, but you still don't have any. It's obvious that you failed to check in in the middle."
"What do you mean by failed? Are you saying that I, an adult, can't eat three meals a day on time? I tell you, I don't care about punching in." Herbie jumped up directly.
"There's a saying that goes, the more excited you are, the more you care. It seems that you really didn't eat on time." Blaze calmly pressed his hands and spoke earnestly, like a person who had experienced it.
"Don't worry, you can start over at any time. It's just that the number of accumulated times and four-leaf clovers won't be as many as mine."
"…Wow, I'm going to treat you to lunch—"
Furious, Herbie decided to use despicable means and rush over to ruin Blaze's lunch, so that the clock-in would be interrupted.
But Herbie's movements were too slow. Blaze raised his hand and clamped Herbie, then pressed her face down on his thighs, and then put the lunch box on Herbie's back.
"Really? Did your clever brain just come up with the idea of using force against me?"
Seeing that the hard method didn't work, Herbie started to use the soft method, twisting and turning.
"Come and start over with me! It will definitely be more fun to check in with someone else, and we can remind each other. If that doesn't work, you can spend some of your four-leaf clovers at Jasmine's and start saving again!"
"No~ No~ I think if I keep baiting you like this, you will take the three meals a day clocking in seriously, and then wait for me to show my weakness. Well, show me the large amount of four-leaf clovers I have accumulated to avenge my previous shame."
"Who do you think I am!"
"Then can you promise that if you forget to punch in one day, you won't take out the four-leaf clover on your lunch box and laugh at me?"
"Then I will definitely laugh at you! Ah——"
Herbie suddenly screamed because a cat appeared next to the lunch box she had placed on the bench before she jumped up, and then lowered its head to eat.
However, the way he did it was more like he was sucking than eating. He finished everything in the lunch box, including the bones and thorns, in just a few bites, leaving nothing behind.
Ding ding ding——Failed to check in——Blaze has checked in for 16 days——
"No - only one day left!" Herbie covered his hands and looked at the number on the lunch box in despair as it returned to zero. Of course, the final blow was undoubtedly from Blaze's punch-in times.
"So I will fail if someone else eats me?" Blaze thought for a moment, then opened his mouth wide and poured all the food in the lunch box into his mouth. He chewed it for a while and swallowed it, thus stopping Herby's idea of stealing food and ruining the clock-in.
"What kind of structure are you? This is also possible!" Herbie stared at him in amazement. Then she started to think crookedly, "I want to appeal. He didn't chew his food slowly, so he should be considered to have failed to punch in!"
"It's useless. I have the Ouroboros skill. I can absorb nutrients in the best condition no matter what."
"What the hell, this is cheating, I want it too!"
"Then just ask him. He happened to have eaten your lunch." Blaze sat there leisurely, looking like a cat watching a show.
That is undoubtedly also an incarnation cat.
"Give it to me." Herbie climbed up and squatted in front of the cat. "I was only one day away from getting the four-leaf clover, but you interrupted me. You have to compensate me."
"Meow~" The cat incarnation looked at Herbie and shook his head.
"No!?"
Hebie grabbed the incarnation cat's neck with his right hand, grabbed the incarnation cat's hind legs with his left hand, straightened the incarnation cat and folded it up, and occasionally flicked the incarnation cat's two paws that were subconsciously raised.
This is a fairly advanced technique for desensitizing cats.
But although the Incarnation Cat is in the shape of a cat, it is actually a snake, so this set is useless against the Incarnation Cat and the Ouroboros behind it.
The incarnated cat looked at Blaze in distress, silently asking for help.
Chapter 1539 Yes
In the end, Blaze served as the mouth substitute for the Avatar Cat. The prerequisite for obtaining those skills is that the body is strong enough, and Herbie's small body can't even meet the most basic requirements.
"Don't be disappointed. At least I can't torture the incarnation cat like you do?" Blaze raised the incarnation cat's paw to prove his words.
Normally, this is something you would say to please a child, but not only did Blazer's face turn red and his veins bulge, but even the floor was cracked by his steps, yet he didn't move at all.
Herbie had to believe it.
"Forget it, I'm not a child, I won't care about such things." Herbie sat on the bench with her arms folded across her chest and her legs together, sitting on her legs like a cat, while Blaze sat next to her as a translator.
The two of them treated a cat very seriously and attentively. In the past, passers-by would definitely think this was a very strange thing, but after the strangers came, it became a very common thing.
There is something wrong with this cat that cannot be lifted. Strangers often squat in front of the cat and offer dried fish as offerings, hoping to get some response.
After leaving the city of Mekingjod, there were also strangers who were muttering to the trees and stones in a mysterious way.
In comparison, Blaze and Herbie are relatively normal.
"Ouroboros, I have something important to discuss with you. This may be quite offensive, but it is very important to us. If you are willing to discuss it, I will pay you enough compensation later. If you disagree, please don't get mad at me."
The avatar cat nodded, but Herbie became nervous. She took a deep breath, turned her head and winked at Blaze.
The general meaning is that you make your own suggestions.
"Why are you so scared?" Blaze tilted his head and said casually, "Can we use your broken body to build a pillar to fix the Drifting Island? It doesn't take much, maybe one or two sections will do."
"Meow."
"He said whatever, I guess that means it's okay."
"…So easy!?" Hebie opened his mouth wide. The attitudes between Blaze and Ouroboros were quite casual.
She had to emphasize to the two careless people the importance of the Ouroboros' severed limb, which was a terrifying thing that could create a giant Ouroboros with just one piece.
Of course, after emphasizing this, she also had to [question] Ouroboros, asking why it didn't get rid of such a dangerous thing.
"Meow."
"He said it was too troublesome. If he ate it, it would grow back and it would be inconvenient to move around."
"How did you hear so much from just one syllable? I also have a [translation], but I can't hear it." Herbie looked at Blaze suspiciously. She strongly suspected that Blaze was fooling her.
“It’s probably some kind of feeling.”
Blaze touched the back of his head, his face blurry, and then he started thinking in his characteristic lazy way.
"Since Ouroboros has not objected, we'll take that as the meaning. We've also got Ouroboros's permission to use his severed limbs. Let's go inform Jasmine and use her Age of Gods technology..."
"Meow."
"Oh, don't use the flesh and blood. Flesh and blood are corrosive. Only scales and bones can be used. I've made a note of that."
"Meow."
"Oh, the coordinates, yeah, I noted them down."
Herbie looked at Blaise, then at the cat on his lap, and it seemed that she was redundant.
She didn't really care about it. She closed her eyes, leaned back comfortably in the chair, and enjoyed the long-lost feeling of brain relaxation.
"Meow."
"Well, this request is a bit..."
Blaze looked at Herbie with some embarrassment. Herbie opened one eye and waved his hand heroically.
"Meet his demands!"
"No, this request is a bit..."
"Could it be that I can't make the decision?"
"Not really. This is something only you can decide."
"Then agree, no more nonsense." Hebi waved his hand proudly.
"But he makes you go to Helm once a month."
Hebi's expression froze, and after hesitating for a moment, he gritted his teeth and said, "It's not impossible."
"Meow."
"He told you not to force it."
"Why should we force ourselves to do this? Helm is also a world full of possibilities. Although we can't open a branch of Hermes's Travel Hat there, we can use it as a transit point for goods."
After a brief shock, Herbie regained his composure, tapping the back of the chair with his hands, analyzing the pros and cons.
"Besides, Helheim is Hela's territory, so there won't be any problems with safety. Come on, high-five. That's considered signing the contract."
Herbie stretched out his index finger and tapped the Ouroboros' cat paw with a bright smile on his face.
Seeing that the matter was settled, Blaze crossed his legs and sighed leisurely.
"This is the first time I've seen someone who goes to the afterlife once a month smile so cheerfully."
"Then you still have a chair next to Hela, the mistress of the underworld of Helm, you who have a messy relationship with chairs."
"You're just bringing up something that's not relevant to your conversation."
……
Blaze and Hebi returned to the landmark building of the Golden Apple Tree Sea with the good news, but there was no sign of Kullene. After some questioning, their faces darkened.
They didn't know when a big round of consumption took place in the Dionysus Tavern.
"What does this mean? 346 servings of deluxe fruit platters!? Only eight people can eat one bowl of that stuff!" Herbie's expression twisted as he looked at the bill, veins popping out on his forehead.
"That's nothing. I emptied all the wine from the underground cellar of the Dionysus Tavern, plus a cart of wine that was urgently delivered."
Blaze laughed. People really laugh when they are speechless. In the past, he would have rolled his eyes and fainted when he saw the number above, but now he just wanted to find the culprit.
As for who the culprit is, there is no need to guess, it must be Cyrene.
"Well, that bastard." Blaze held Gungnir behind him. This was the fastest way to find Kullene.
Although tempting, it can't be done.
The two men had gloomy faces as they searched the landmark buildings inside and out, even checking the Dead Bear. Finally, they smelled the unique aroma of Dionysus wine on Drifting Island No. 1.
The bastard who generously booked the entire place in their names is right here.
But unexpectedly, the source of the wine aroma was actually in Had's forge.
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