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"What? You don't like the normal version, but prefer the trash talk version? Come on, after all... this Miaojie shoulder and neck massage chair is also a century-old product, and its quality and after-sales service are worth guaranteeing!"

Greenland shamelessly completed the business order. Fortunately, the person in the live broadcast room who said he wanted to quit was just joking.

"Then goodbye everyone!"

After closing the live broadcast room, Greenland put his hands on his hips, took a long breath, and tried [Emergency SOS] first, but as expected, it didn't work.

"Looks like I have to go out on my own."

Greenland turned around slowly, and as she turned around, a face came into her sight. The face was so close that her nose touched the other's nose.

when! ?

"All that dirt is gone, right?" Ereshkigal's eyes swung left and right, finally landing on Greenland's face.

"You can't take this away."

Ereshkigal slowly raised her hand and reached out towards Greenland.

At that moment, the feeling of being killed instantly made Greenland's pupils shrink, his super reflexes turned on, his perception of time slowed down, and his brain started thinking of countermeasures at high speed.

Fighting is pointless, not to mention that at the maximum weight, death is inevitable.

So what to do?

Her brain kept flashing back like a kaleidoscope, and finally, before the black-robed woman put her hand on her face, she grasped the possibility of survival as if from a desperate situation.

"Hey! Everyone is back to find me again!!!"

She chose to lie with her eyes open.

Chapter 1448: Both prosper and suffer.

Greenland subconsciously closed his eyes. Closing his eyes was a normal reaction when being beaten.

However, it only takes about 0.5 seconds for her to realize that she cannot close her eyes. Only by opening her eyes can she see a way out for the future, so she will try her best to open her eyes.

In terms of performance, it's probably similar to a slow blink.

Her desperate move achieved an unexpected effect, and the woman who reached out to grab her, thinking she could kill her in one shot, froze up.

She sniffed the air. Cats' sense of smell was no worse than dogs', so she clearly smelled something similar to fear.

"My friends have you surrounded now, and they will not leave you until I am safely out of your sight."

Greenland lied with his eyes open, then gritted his teeth and slowly backed away, but he didn't expect that the woman in front of him really didn't move.

At this time, you cannot just run away, but must remain calm.

Greenland retreated step by step, repeatedly emphasizing that as long as he disappeared from her sight, his invisible friends would disappear.

"My lady, I think she is lying to you." The spirit of Garula, who died heroically and then resurrected in a smaller size, gave advice next to Ereshkigal.

"Then go stop her."

"This... Mistress, I have been defeated by her, which is equivalent to her defeating death once, so I should let her go." The dull Jialu La Ling spoke unexpectedly.

"Then you go." Ereshkigal rolled his eyes and looked at the Garula spirits around him. They all shook their heads.

The Garula spirits are one, they prosper together and suffer together. Since this Garula spirit has lost humiliatingly, then the other Garula spirits must also bear the consequences of losing, which is to let this life leave the underworld Kul.

"My lady, please use your invincible power in the underworld of Kul to punish this cat-beast."

The Garula spirits urged her on, but Ereshkigal rolled her eyes vigorously to show her refusal.

"We are your mistresses. We share the same fate. Since she has defeated you, as your mistress, I have no choice but to let her go. Yes, I will let her go!"

The last sentence was obviously not meant for the Garula spirits, but for the invisible friends around them.

After Greenland disappeared from sight, Ereshkigal breathed a sigh of relief and rubbed his sore shoulders.

A Galula spirit looked in the direction where Greenland disappeared and said seriously: "Madam, we may have been deceived."

The other Galula spirits simultaneously looked at that one as if it were an idiot, even though they did not have the ability to show such a look.

"She might not keep her word and continue to surround us with her invisible dirty friends!"

"That makes sense!" The Garula spirits whispered to each other, and Ereshkigal's expression stiffened.

"No, no way. Lying is not good. I will pull out her tongue! And how can I, the mistress of the Underworld Kuer, be afraid of an invisible and intangible enemy?"

Ereshkigal gritted her teeth, closed her eyes and took a step forward. Nothing happened. She opened one eye and looked around. Nothing happened.

There is only one answer to this situation, and that is that this cat-orc stranger has kept his promise, and those invisible dirty friends are gone.

Ereshkigal turned abruptly and pointed her finger at the Garula spirits.

"You! Don't just call others liars or dishonest people! Death is not false at all, and there is no prejudice, of course..."

"We must not have any emotions. We must use our rational hatred of life to carry out judgment again and again."

"Yes, mistress," the Garula spirits responded in unison.

"...One more thing." Ereshkigal leaned over, supported her hands on her knees and whispered to the Garula spirits, "Next time you should avoid that cat-beast stranger. Her invisible friend is too dangerous. Even I can't detect it."

"understand!"

……

Greenland started running wildly the moment the gaze on the back of her head disappeared. She had never felt her body so heavy before. Although she tried her best to shake her arms and legs, it seemed as if she was slowed down.

She was sweating profusely. She was so lucky that she could use her invisible friend to scare the woman in black robe. This trick couldn't even fool a child.

"Ugh—" Greenland held onto a rock and began to dry heave. After carrying the full weight, she felt like she was using her original body and was about to vomit after running for a while.

To make matters even more unfortunate, evil hounds appeared, sniffing the scent of the living.

The feeling of automatically updating the resurrection point is back.

Greenland glanced at his status bar. Bearing the weight to the upper limit was itself a negative status that could not be canceled.

Once you move, the stamina bar will drop significantly, and just rolling twice will cause the stamina bar to drop to the bottom.

There is a style of play called the autistic style of play, which is to put all points into strength to increase the stamina bar, and then put on the ultimate armor to increase the weight limit. The defense and strength will also increase due to the weight, and finally you will become a tough guy whose toes will be broken even if a giant beast kicks you.

But that was totally contrary to Greenland's fighting style. She was a serious and agile warrior and would be hunted by these evil dogs immediately.

If she doesn't let go of the mud in her hand after she is resurrected, she will be in a desperate situation that is almost certain death.

"Hmph, hmph, hahahahaha - if you come any closer, my invisible friends will curse you!" Greenland covered his face with one hand and leaned back to point at the evil dogs.

"Roar ah ah -"

"That's right, even children don't believe this, but I still have a trick!" Greenland took out a firework from the warehouse, lit it, and threw it hard into the sky.

A bird-shaped firework bloomed in the sky.

Not only did the evil dogs not fall for her tricks, they weren't even attracted by the fireworks she threw out. They were real killing machines.

Greenland tried his best to drag his heavy body and move around to buy time. Due to some unavoidable problems, this special prop took some time to take effect.

call--

There was a sound of breaking air, and Greenland's face lit up with joy. He raised his middle finger towards the evil dogs. Sure enough, the evil dogs rushed over angrily.

She immediately took out a special shield for shield jumping from the warehouse and jumped up to withstand the impact.

In the past, even with a shield, this impact would have been enough to clear her health. This is the price a nimble warrior has to pay.

But now it’s different. Her weight has reached the limit and her defense has also increased a lot. She will only fly away after being hit.

And the reinforcements, Vidofolnir, who can travel through all worlds, has arrived.

"Hahahaha—you didn't expect this, right? This is my escape route!"

Chapter 1449 It’s terrible

“Ahem! Ugh! Poof—”

Greenland first fell on his face and rubbed all the way, then fell on his back and rubbed for a while, and after sitting up with all his strength, he rotated his butt and rubbed all the way until he stopped in front of Blaze.

It all started when Greenland suddenly wanted to show the chickens how to take emergency measures when falling from a high altitude.

Although the chicken was wondering why the girl fell from a high altitude for no reason, she still liked Greenland very much, so she just let her roar and jumped down.

[Put your front feet on the ground first, then bend your legs, bend your body, and finally roll forward]

This was the emergency measure Greenland explained, but of course the result was that Greenland forgot that her weight had reached its upper limit, and she fell at a different speed than she expected, landing directly on her face.

Fortunately, after Greenland's weight increased, her defense also increased. This set of skills did not clear her health points. Of course, other parts must have been cleared, such as shame points.

"Ahem, is this the mud of life?" Blaze coughed lightly to ease Greenland's embarrassment.

"Is her butt okay? She was spinning so hard that it almost sent sparks." Ishtar put one hand on her waist and looked at Greenland sideways, her eyes particularly fixed on Greenland's butt.

"It's okay." Greenland tilted her head. She was glad that she chose the cat orc, otherwise her face would have turned red. From then on, she would never laugh at Tom when watching Tom and Jerry.

"Take it, take it quickly! Chop off this hand!"

Greenland handed the hand holding the red mud to Blaze. She just wanted to log off as soon as possible and relieve her Tom Cat-level embarrassment.

"Do you really have to use such an extreme method?" Blaze didn't want to use such a terrible method, but Greenland looked determined.

"Okay, just wait."

throat--

[Ares Howls] and falls to the ground. Looking at the chainsaw sword that is almost bigger than herself, Greenland's eyes twitch. She finally truly understands what it means to cut black with white. Blaze looks innocent, but sometimes the things he does are horrible.

"You can't cut it." Ishtar reminded from the side, "Once it is separated from the body with the corresponding attributes, the mud of life will lose its meaning and melt into sweet sea water and salty sea water. If you pick it off now, you will have taken it in vain."

"Oh..." Greenland had no objection to this. She quietly looked at the female soul in front of her who was dressed in gorgeous and shining clothes.

Even without identification, she could easily tell the identity of this character. There was only one goddess who could put together a set of gorgeous jeweled outfit from head to toe.

Although this goddess is very ancient, and even many stories about famous goddesses come from her, unfortunately, for various reasons, she is not a very famous character.

Unlike other well-known goddesses such as Athena who frequently appear in various games, there are almost no character creations except for an X-month series more than a hundred years ago. This is the second one spanning a hundred years.

"Ishtar... my Lord, right?"

"Don't add the word 'Sir'. I am a noble god. Calling my real name that shakes heaven and earth is the way for living beings to show respect to me."

Ishtar raised her chin. She wanted to give due praise to this cat-beastman who had gone to the underworld and returned alone.

"Tell me, what do you want? Although I have nothing right now, just tell me. Even if I owe you, I will give it to you."

"Oh~" Greenland was holding the Mud of Life. She should be the first player to see the hidden character Ishtar in the Golden Forest. So she would not hesitate to get information from him.

"Ahem, where is Gilgamesh's tomb?"

“Someone I haven’t heard of.”

"What!?" Greenland stood up immediately. This was a well-known character. "That's the one. Two-thirds of him is God, and one-third is man. He's the heroic king who symbolizes the difference between man and God."

Of course, Greenland is very emotionally intelligent and did not mention that in the original book, Ishtar showed goodwill to Gilgamesh, and after being rejected, she was furious and released the Bull of Heaven to ravage the earth, but was knocked down again and could not afford to curse him.

Not to mention whether it would make Ishtar angry or not, Blaze was standing next to her, and after saying this, there was no guarantee that Blaze would have some incredible ideas.

For example, this is also a scourge, so why not deal with it in advance?

As a result, Ishtar just reached out and knocked on Greenland's head, complaining to Blaze with a strange look on her face.

"I told you not to let mortals enter the underworld casually, but you actually had this weird fantasy. The gods created humans for the purpose of making humans work for them, wear clothes for them, and offer wealth to them. They must be crazy to separate from humans."

"If it weren't for the upheaval, the gods might have been enjoying the service of humans until now."

"That's what she said." Blaze looked at Greenland. Ishtar would not lie, so the person Greenland mentioned probably did not exist.

"Eh——" Greenland sighed regretfully. Everything should be based on the game content. Preconceived ideas can sometimes lead to deviations.

After feeling regretful, she rolled her eyes and had a crooked idea. However, this crooked idea had to be put aside for the time being and dealt with later. Now she had to report the information about entering the underworld first.

"It's not difficult to find the Chaos River. Just as the information you gave me, we just need to keep going down. Before we get the Mud of Life, a LV120 monster called Garula Spirit will attack us."

"But after defeating the Garula Spirit, a real monster appeared! A powerful existence, and it felt like there was no way we could win."

"In the underworld of Kul, I'm afraid only Ereshkigal feels this kind of oppression." Ishtar held her chin and narrowed her eyes. "I wonder if she is still as beautiful as before."

"Shouldn't we be shocked at this moment? She actually knew that our goal was the Mud of Life?" Blaze rolled his eyes. "If she had stayed at the Chaos River, there would be no way to get the Mud of Life without her."

"If she stays in the deepest part of the Underworld Kuer, she won't be able to precisely control the invasion of the Black Gold Sea of ​​Trees, which is good."

Blaze and Ishtar discuss that the key to the problem is Ereshkigal's invincible power in the underworld of Kul.