Players’ NPC daddy
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Greenland suddenly realized that the Ripper would not do anything and would probably keep a close eye on her and tell her not to contaminate Blaze.
"Damn it! I just turned the tables and defeated him in one second, and even achieved the achievement of [Western Paradise], but I actually taught him a lesson." Greenland seemed to have imagined the Ripper holding his waist and giving a serious lecture, and began to grit his teeth.
Watching Greenland's butt twisting back and forth, Blaze knew that Greenland's super nerves were creating real illusions for her out of her control.
It would take her more than ten minutes to recover.
Blaze simply started chatting with Typhon.
"Why not go up?"
"Not suitable." Typhon shook his head, his smile showing the precipitation of years and innocence, "I am the King of Evil, this is destined, even if the Age of Gods ends, this fate will not end."
Blaze sighed helplessly. He wanted to tell the boy not to talk about fate so often at such a young age, but when he thought about it carefully, the boy in front of him was very old.
"You really think so?"
"That's what I want to think. That's what my mother gave me, what she expected of me, and what connects me to her."
"You really are... somewhat hopeless."
Blaze saw the calmness in Typhon's smile. This young boy was not a slave to fate, but he chose to accept that fate.
"Okay, this is unbearable." Blaze clapped his hands, and the noise woke up Greenland.
"Don't forget why we came to find Typhon?"
"Ah! I almost forgot!" Greenland suddenly woke up from the nightmare, then took out the familiar big net bag from the warehouse and put it on Typhon, then with a whoosh, he pulled Typhon off the boat.
"A cute little boy, a great harvest!"
Greenland froze suddenly at Blaze's astonished gaze, which contained the words "You are too skilled", "I didn't expect you to be such a person", "Are you hanging out with the people from the Black Witch Cult?". Typhon was still looking at her innocently in the big net bag.
"This, this! Don't look at me!" Greenland was speechless, sweating profusely, his fur wet, "This is also for life!"
Greenland let go of the big net bag, took a few steps back, knelt on the ground, put his hands on the ground, his eyes full of tears and his acting spirit rising. He vowed to fool these two pure NPCs.
She cried and said that she went to help catch the Arcadian people not because she thought it was fun or because they had similar interests, but because the expenses of the whole family in [Somador] fell on her, and she accepted the job with the [Black Witch Cult]!
Greenland was not worried at all about Blaze or Typhon going to verify this matter, because Typhon would be caught directly by the big net bag, and Blaze would be caught by their specially made big net bag.
Blaze and Typhon were stunned by what they heard. They were basically in two states: belief or disbelief.
"I don't believe it." Typhon shook his head.
"You'd better stop acting. I saw you wiping your eyes with saliva. I won't discriminate against you."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier? That's right, not only did I not stop it, I even joined in!" Greenland stood up immediately and patted his chest.
But after patting twice, Greenland seemed to have discovered something new and patted his chest twice, and then patted his chest twice again.
"Oh!! They are actually the same. I thought the blows to the front and back of the flat-chested girls were the same. It's just a joke!"
Blaze felt that this was somewhat impolite, because he had quite casually placed his hands on Herbie's chest many times, precisely because Herbie didn't feel anything on his back when he was wearing thick clothes.
Although Herbie always looked nonchalant, Blaze knew that in fact, Herbie cared a lot, but he was desperate because there was no hope at all.
But if Blaze really patted her chest and then patted her back, and seriously said that the sounds on both sides were the same, Herbie would definitely cry out like a puppy whose tail was stepped on.
"Ahem." Typhon coughed lightly, reminding the two people with strange thinking patterns that there was a normal King of Evil who could not keep up with their thinking.
"So, what do you two want to talk to me about? As you can see, I'm pretty busy."
"Actually, it's like this. I..." Greenland rubbed his hands, with a smile on his face that looked like a greasy uncle, "I have something to ask your mother, and I think it will be easier to conquer your mother if I start with you."
"You want to be my dad?" Typhon's face was full of innocence, but his words were quite explosive. "But you are a woman... Sorry, I forgot that foreigners are free to choose their gender. You can change into a man's body at will. Ah~ foreigners are really amazing."
"You, where did you learn all this from!"
"Strangers." Typhon wiped his fingers with a silly smile, "I used their words to piece together the beautiful world outside!"
That Typhon really lives in a pretty weird world.
Chapter 1176 Bottle of Life
Greenland is a female, but except when playing PVP games with the Ripper, she always plays a male character in various porn games.
Why did she want to play games? It was because the real games were too easy. Only games like Huangyou, which were crudely made and full of bugs, could give her a sense of challenge.
Of course, the happiest thing for a player is undoubtedly to find a bug that is beneficial to the player and then make full use of it.
In pornographic games, not only can you find many bugs, but you won't be punished for exploiting them. She once found a bug that stopped time in "The Treasure Hunters" and killed all the female spies.
But her gender is still female, and her orientation is still male. All her strategies for female characters are not out of her own heart, but out of a feeling of completing tasks and collecting illustrations.
What she can't stand the most is undoubtedly yandere. Although the goddess Gaia has millions of descendants, it is well known that the older a person is, the more terrifying they become when they become yandere.
Of course, this is not the most important thing. What is important is that Typhon looks at her with a fiery gaze. This is not because he is interested in her, but because he is interested in having her be his father.
Needless to say, the player must have been outspoken while on the boat and said a lot of inappropriate things that Typhon remembered.
Let’s quickly get into the main storyline here.
"If possible, I hope you can meet your mother." Greenland swiftly took out Gaia, who was wrapped in crystal and fell into sleep.
This huge crystal is bigger than any other crystal present. Normally, it cannot be placed in the warehouse. However, it is the crystallization of the soul and has no weight at all, so it can be placed in the warehouse as an exception.
As soon as the crystal fell to the ground, Gaia, who was sleeping inside, frowned, her eyelashes trembled slightly, and her eyes slowly opened.
The pair of eyes containing infinite light fell on Typhon at the first moment, but soon shifted to Blaze and Greenland. About three or four seconds later, she pounded the crystal with a ferocious look on her face, as if she wanted to tear the two people to pieces but was sealed by the crystal.
"Isn't this... the result of her own power? Isn't being trapped by her own power also a classic plot?" Blaze whispered.
"No, she delayed for three or four seconds just now, which clearly showed that she was trying to adjust her emotions. This look was actually an act. If it weren't for the crystal soundproofing, I think she was planning to separate herself from Typhon and fight for a good future for Typhon."
Greenland was experienced. He stroked his beard and flicked his tongue at the gloomy-looking Gaia.
"I've exposed you, right? What's the purpose of this expression? Are you planning to come out and fight..."
Greenland's voice was prolonged, because before she could finish her words, the crystal dissolved, and the goddess Gaia emerged from the half-dissolved crystal like a mermaid breaking through the sea surface, shook her long hair, and looked down at Greenland with a gloomy face.
[Angry Mother of All Things Gaia LV? ? ? ]
"You are so beautiful." Greenland immediately changed his tone and exchanged positions with Blaze in an instant.
If your bad words anger an NPC, all you have to do is replace other plot NPCs and force the main dialogue to proceed.
This method works in other places, but I don't know if it will work here.
It definitely won't work. Greenland just simply swapped places with Blaze, and the goddess Gaia's eyes are not blind. Precisely because she is not blind, she can't ignore Blaze. Blaze is really shameless.
"Hmph, the King of Destiny, the King of Destiny again. You always build your great achievements on corpses." Goddess Gaia stretched out her hands, as if to strangle Blaze to death.
"About building great things on corpses..."
"Are you going to deny it, or justify it?"
"I think there's nothing we can do about it." Blaze looked at Typhon for help, but Typhon shrugged helplessly. He knew he couldn't deal with this somewhat neurotic Mother of All Things.
"You should ask strangers about this kind of philosophical question. They are experienced and have seen and experienced it countless times. There will always be an answer that will leave you speechless, so don't embarrass me."
"Besides, I think you should know why we are looking for you, so don't waste your time. If you really don't want to pay attention to us, you won't wake up at all."
"Don't be so conceited. It wasn't you who woke me up."
The goddess Gaia crossed her arms over her chest and her eyes moved very slightly in the direction of Typhon, but she quickly recovered.
"But even if I fall asleep, your annoying noises will still reach my ears. But how do you know that the golden apple is related to me?"
"Oh, goddess, don't be so modest." Greenland rubbed his hands, his face full of flattery, "Who doesn't know that you gave Zeus and his wife a golden apple tree as a wedding gift during their super century wedding?"
"Wedding, wedding present?"
Goddess Gaia sneered, supported herself on the ground with her hands and put her face close to Greenland.
"Why would I bless the man who expelled my child? If they really announce a wedding, all I will give is my son's name... a bloody storm."
"Of course..." The goddess Gaia smiled with gloating, "Knowing the tragic and twisted union of that man and that woman in the future, I will be merciful and give them a golden apple tree."
Greenland frowned. Goddess Gaia, like every ancestor-level being, did not like to answer questions, but liked to talk to herself. They generally disdained to lie, and at most would go back on their words and change their minds at the last minute.
This also means that in this world Gaia did not give Zeus the golden apple tree, nor did he have a garden of golden apple trees.
Had she guessed wrong about the source of the Fountain of Youth?
Compared to Greenland's own thinking with smoke coming out of his head, Blaze was much simpler and more brutal, and took out the [Bear Compass].
"This is pointing to the source of the Holy Spring of Karnassus, the Fountain of Youth. I want to ask if you know anything about it."
"Just like the last King of Destiny, he is quite polite when he needs a favor." Goddess Gaia chose her words carefully, but it was just a few words that were meant to be sarcastic, but Blaze didn't get angry, making her feel like a crazy woman throwing a tantrum.
"Tsk, the Holy Spring of Karnassus is related to me. I poured a glass of wine for her, and that glass of wine is the Holy Spring of Karnassus. I also gave her the bottle of wine, hoping that she can fulfill her responsibilities well."
"But who knew she would go crazy and knock the bottle over."
"The wine bottle and water bottle are yours?"
Blaze's eyes widened, but Gaia snorted, very casually.
"Yes, the water bottle is mine. I use the water of life in it to irrigate the earth and create life. The world in the bottle is where the golden apple tree grows. Every drop of the water of life is the nectar that slides off the golden apple."
Chapter 1177 World in a Bottle
The water bottle in the hand of Aquarius was once the bottle of life used by the mother of all things to water the earth and give birth to life. This is not surprising. On the contrary, it is quite worthy of its position.
But this also brings up a problem, that is, the destination of the Fountain of Youth, the forest of golden apple trees grows in this water bottle.
So is it that this forest of golden apple trees is unexpectedly small, like a miniature landscape like the little gadgets sold by foreigners - the ship in a bottle, or is it that Aquarius is actually as big as the mysterious giant whale, and has its own unique world.
The latter is very likely.
Greenland gestured at the size of the mysterious giant whale, then gestured at the size of the Dead Bear, and his expression became forced.
"Well, luckily we don't need to pull up this water bottle, we just need to restore Pais's divine body."
"Let her recover her divine body? If you want to seek your own death, why go through so much trouble? I can help you." Goddess Gaia sneered, "She has no good intentions. As long as she recovers her divine body, even if it is only one-third, you will suffer."
Blazer knew that the goddess Gaia was foul-mouthed, but if Greenland were to talk back, Gaia would probably just shut herself up, so it would be better for him to be gentler.
"Then her one-third divine body is more powerful than you and Typhon?"
"How can it be!"
"If we can defeat you by chance, then doesn't that mean we can definitely defeat one-third of her divine body?"
"Of course!" Goddess Gaia raised her eyebrows and slapped the ground with her huge hands. "Go and restore her body, and then kill her!"
"You're quite good." Greenland nudged Blaze with his elbow like a bad friend.
"I guess these high-level goddesses are all about the same in terms of intelligence in this regard. You know, I have a similar one hanging on my back."
Seeing that Goddess Gaia was about to cheer them up, Blaze quickly got to the point, which was whether there was any way to determine the exact location of the Bottle of Life.
The Greenland plan is really a bit like hoping that a blind cat will catch a dead mouse. It would definitely be better if the location could be truly determined.
Unfortunately, their expectations were dashed. Goddess Gaia didn't know where the fallen water bottle was. After all, it was just a water bottle containing infinite vitality. It had no self-awareness and was always just a tool.
But the search for the goddess Gaia was not in vain. Rather, it was a fruitful one, which would even dominate their relationship with Pais.
They knew that Pais must be the enemy, but the biggest reason why they could do nothing about Pais was that she was an Aquarius, and only by helping her could they put Aquarius back in its place.
After knowing that the Aquarius was extremely large, and might even be a small world, they could not think of any practical means to lift it up, and could only rely on the rules to kill - Pais returned to his divine body to lift the Aquarius up.
But now with the goddess Gaia, the true first generation of Aquarius, they no longer have to look at Pais's face.
As for whether the goddess Gaia is willing to do this, she now urges them to quickly restore Pais's divine body and then destroy her.
"When she recovers one-third of her divine body and starts to threaten Aquarius, I will come out and slap her hard in the face. Hit her hard!"
The goddess Gaia seemed to be creating that scene in her mind and had begun practicing the slapping gesture, her hands fanning with a whirring sound.
"Gaia, the mother of all things, is mighty! Beat her hard!" Greenland showed off his might next to the goddess Gaia without any sense of incongruity, and it seemed that he was also rehearsing the scene.
Perhaps having made enough of the fuss, the goddess Gaia shrank back into the crystal, curled up her body and fell asleep.
But when she returned to the crystal, she still didn't look at Typhon.
"This looks like... it doesn't look like there's much strength left."
"Mother's strength..." Typhon touched his belly button and shook his head, "Most of it was used to give birth to me. I'm sorry that she doesn't have the ability to lift Aquarius up again. She was just... thinking."
"Just kidding."
It feels very awkward to hear such an abrupt word coming out of Typhon's mouth, but this is a catchphrase used by retro players a hundred years ago.
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