Players’ NPC daddy
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The woman's cell phone rang with the sound of a text message being received. She opened it and took a look, a bright smile appearing on her face.
The female bartender knew very well that this person's smile meant that someone was about to get unlucky. She subconsciously glanced at the woman's phone screen to see who the unlucky person was.
The phone showed that a letter had been received, and the sender was marked as [son].
"Hey! Are you married?!" The female bartender who was wiping the wine glasses showed a surprised expression.
"A person with such a bad personality like you actually got married and had a child, and the child is still alive and has grown up to the point where he can send emails!"
"You seem to have denied most of me as a woman with just one sentence." The woman rolled her eyes and threw the phone aside.
"It's just an automatic notification that gets sent when there's an error in a script I've written."
"Great! God has finally punished you for your disgusting script."
"Which side are you on? Aren't we lifelong friends?" The woman covered her mouth and sobbed softly, looking extremely adorable.
"On the side of justice, you're a wanted criminal." The waitress glanced at the woman and didn't buy it at all.
"If you're unhappy, just get out of here and go to labor camp."
"Don't say that~ Am I not your backup hidden energy?" The woman's face changed immediately. She smiled and half of her body lay on the bar, waving her arms to grab the waitress.
"If this bar ever runs into financial trouble, you can report me and get a ton of money. It's better to give it to my lifelong friend than to give it to others."
"Anyway, if I report you, you will run away and harm others immediately." The waitress helplessly avoided the woman's grab.
This woman was like honey, beautiful like amber, and incredibly sweet, but if you let your guard down, you'd fall into it and suffocate. When this woman heard she was going to open a bar and offered to help with sparkling enthusiasm, she had already experienced the sweetness that was so sweet it was fatal.
So she won't be fooled again.
"Shouldn't you be fixing the script errors right now? Don't bother me cleaning!"
"Revision? Who told you that just because the script was tampered with it doesn't mean it's my script anymore?" The woman supported her chin with both hands, a sweet but strange smile on her face.
"I think jumping out of the script and thinking that I'm rebelling against it is the most tragic script in the world. But recently my friends have been checking up on me a little, and my son is a little too famous, so I had to throw him into hell and hide him for a few years."
"Aren't you afraid that your resentful son will escape?"
"Impossible, impossible. An NPC can possess and create an escape item, but it won't work in Hell. And I can also do something... ahem, arrange a surprise party, hehehe..."
"Work for me, or you won't have dinner." The waitress slapped a rag on the woman's face, throwing this woman who played the role of the creator of evil into the hell of daily necessities.
"Good~"
The woman smiled and took the rag, pretending to wipe the table while humming a little tune.
When the waitress sees a woman in a good mood, she feels guilty because this woman's happiness is mostly based on the misfortune of others.
So she couldn't help but pour cold water on him.
"Aren't you afraid that all your plans will fail in the end?"
Who knew that the woman would burst into laughter and even cry.
"Hahaha, stop teasing me. Do you think a knight who's been through countless battles, endured countless hardships, and carried a deep hatred would lose to a boy who only buys an apple every day? Or..."
The woman narrowed her eyes and showed an extremely aggressive expression, as if she would pounce at any time.
"Do you think my creation will lose to the kitchenware's creation?"
Faced with such a moody crazy woman, the female bartender took out an electric drill for drilling ice, pointed it at the woman and started it.
buzzing-
"Want me to give you a physical brain hole and, by the way, a frontal lobotomy to turn you into a good person?"
The woman shrank her neck, but she did not succumb to the intimidation posed by the machine.
"I'm a sixth-degree belt in Aikido."
"I practice Muay Thai." The female bartender lifted her sleeves, revealing the strong muscles she had developed after becoming a bartender.
"Me! I'm going to do something good..."
The woman succumbed to the physical violence and tried to go upstairs in shame. But the word "do a good deed" made the female bartender narrow her eyes and immediately grabbed the woman by the back of the neck.
"What good can you do!"
"Of course, I'm going to help my colleague, Yanjing, to solve the problem of her own son being gang-raped to death by 100 people." The woman showed a harmless expression, and her smile made it difficult to guess what she was thinking.
"I only need to say a few words, and she will be satisfied to see her own son being beaten to death heroically."
"You creators are so twisted." The female bartender's mouth twitched twice, but she really couldn't see that this guy had any bad intentions.
She had a word to describe this woman.
When God created this woman, he used a lot of evil and chaos, a little self-destruction, mixed it evenly, and poured it into a very beautiful cup. Finally, he embellished it with a little bit of conscience, which only seemed to make it more evil.
God's special concoction - the evil Bloody Mary cocktail.
Chapter 204 The God of Flag Always Brings Down Sanctions
"I suddenly felt that being thrown into such a hellish place might not be such a bad thing."
Blaze sat on the twisted sword, swinging his legs above the abyss.
[LV69+1-LV70+1]
[Assassin LV11-LV12]
Blazer had been hanging on the twisted sword for less than ten minutes when five birds of prey attacked him. Hanging on the rock wall, there was no way out, so he first let them bite him, then used his gauntlets to slit their throats and killed them instantly with [Fatal Execution].
I don’t know if it’s because there is no starry sky in this place, but the monsters here are full of killing and appetite, and are not intimidated by the soul of the great lion at all. They can’t wait to come up and offer their heads.
"Do you know what kind of environment you are in?" Chicken was speechless about Blaze's thick nerves and emphasized again.
"Hell? I know this is the vertical hell that Greenland mentioned." Blaze shook his feet, his attitude still calm, and even took out the meat dropped by the predatory birds as bait to attract more predatory birds.
"This is where the Titans were born."
This is how the Titans were recorded in the extinct Age of the Gods.
[That was a giant who danced for joy because he could stand up and walk]
Because the Titans came from an abyss with no foothold, a bottomless chasm. Any creature born there had only one instinct: to climb upwards. The vast majority of creatures either exhausted their lifespans in the process of crawling or became food for flying monsters.
The Titans are the only creatures that managed to climb out of this vertical hell.
The suffering brought about by crawling for endless years is also a trial and transformation, which makes the Titans become gods, and the title of evil god is only because the Titans brought disasters.
"Are you worried that I won't be able to leave this place?"
"Why else would I be worried? Don't be so stubborn as to talk about climbing up." Chicken pointed at the seemingly endless stone wall and said, "Can you imagine yourself climbing from the end of the world in the west to the end of the world in the east of Tartarus?"
"Well...it definitely won't work without seven or eight years."
"Are you starting to get anxious? Don't even think about shield jumping. There are no stones for shield jumping here, and no space for running. If you fail once, you're done for." The chicken had obviously taken all the possibilities into consideration, even the dreaded shield jumping.
"But we have this." Blaze took out the [Emergency Escape Device]. "This is a super escape prop that can ignore any distance and directly teleport me to a safe area. Now it shows that it can be activated at any time."
"Ah? This is..." This time it was Ji's turn to be confused. She had no impression of this prop. She only remembered that Blaze used it once when recording the name of the Nemean giant. At that time, she was amazed at the effect of this prop.
But I didn’t expect that he could even escape from hell. That’s too unreasonable!
It's not that space magic can't teleport over long distances, but it's impossible to condense it into such a small gadget. Just look at the teleportation towers built by [Hermes's Traveling Hat], those main towers are hundreds of meters high.
"Is it possible? Is it possible?" Chicken suddenly realized and pointed at the [Emergency Escape Device] in Blaze's hand in disbelief.
"Could this be the legendary krypton gold item that only foreigners can get?!"
"What is that?" Blaze scratched the back of his head, confused.
"You, you don't even know this prop, which is made of krypton gold, a universal metal from the alien world?" The chicken showed the most contemptuous expression that Blaze had ever seen, as if he was looking at an idiot who didn't know that apples fall to the ground and that the sun revolves around the world.
"When did the Great Bell of Creation ring out?" The only common sense Blaze could think of that he didn't know was the Great Bell of Creation.
"It hasn't been long since the strangers appeared. This metal called kryptonium has stunned the dwarves." Chicken scratched the back of her head. In fact, she shouldn't despise Blaze, because when she found out, she was shocked.
"By the way, how did you get it? This kind of krypton gold prop is only available to foreigners. How did you get it...ah——"
Ji realized that she had said nonsense and it was Dali who threw the brick at her. She was still at the scene at that time.
I just didn't expect that Dali Feizhuan would casually give me such a powerful prop, and...
The chicken looked at the unassuming gadget in Blaze's hand.
【Emergency escape device】
【Can teleport the user to a safe area】
"This effect is way too vague. It's a paid item, so powerful it's enough to just state the result!"
"Now you understand why I'm so careless." Blaze shrugged and put the treasure back into the warehouse.
"As the saying goes, crisis is opportunity. We might as well hang out here and find out why the Black Beast Knight wants to come here."
"Hmm..." The chicken pondered for a moment and pointed to the bottomless abyss under his feet.
"Have you ever considered jumping right in? To be honest, I'm very interested in the bottom of hell."
"You are too careless."
……
【Emergency Escape Props】
In the krypton gold system of "Godlock", it is called garbage that "if you draw it, it will be even more unlucky than thank you for your patronage".
It can automatically start up, activate all known defensive and healing magics after startup, and teleport to a safe area over ultra-long distances. These three advantages are enough to make this item a deity.
But automatic activation means that whether or not to activate it is not decided by the holder. Sometimes deliberately lowering one's health to the red line will trigger this item, and sometimes it will be activated just by being hit.
There was once a big guy who was about to complete the unparalleled achievement in a large-scale team battle, but he was suddenly hit and triggered the [Emergency Escape Device]. He watched helplessly as his achievement of 100 kills became increasingly distant.
Activating all defensive magic and healing magic sounds powerful, but when a PK player tries to fight in a safe area, the card item can teleport the user to the safe area, and use this item as a one-time defensive item.
But being in a safe area means there is no danger, and it will not be activated if attacked. The PK player was executed on the spot.
As more and more players possessed this item, its reputation became worse and worse. There were even rumors that its last advantage - all known defensive magic - was completely destroyed by a single blow from a centaur monster.
[Emergency Escape Device] has since become a sewer prop, and people dislike and abandon it.
This prop was crafted by a wanted criminal, and all its problems were intentional. At first glance, it seemed incredibly powerful, but the more it was used, the more it felt off. It was useless on a daily basis, and whenever it was carried, it would cause trouble at the crucial moment. This was exactly the style of this woman with a bad taste.
"Great! With this prop we can escape at any time and move around easily." The chicken spread its wings happily.
"No matter what danger you encounter, don't worry."
"You guy..." Blaze's face was covered with cold sweat, "Don't you feel uncomfortable if you don't set a flag?"
Chapter 205 A World Perpendicular to the Continent
The God of FLAG will fairly punish anyone who celebrates victory prematurely. While the chickens were singing happily, Blaze saw a flock of birds approaching in the distance.
[Predatory Bird Flock LV150]
A terrifying swarm of over a hundred predatory birds attacked every creature that attempted to crawl out of Hell. They possessed terrifying abilities, tearing apart and devouring smaller creatures, while piercing holes in larger ones to parasitize them. Rumor has it that the corrosive nature of Titan blood and its ability to create monsters stemmed from these bloodthirsty birds attacking Titans as they crawled and burrowing into their bodies.
Predatory birds with an average level of 80 attacked.
If they attacked one by one, Blaze would still be confident that he could win, but if a hundred of them came at once, it would be troublesome, not to mention that there was a leader among this group of predatory birds.
[Predatory Bird Queen LV95]
The only female in a flock of predatory birds, she possesses a size and fighting power far exceeding that of the males. She dominates the males to bring her food, and has a voracious appetite, even using the males as food when food is scarce.
"Just kill the queen, right? Generally, a group with an absolute leader will scatter and flee due to the death of the leader." Chicken suggested.
Blaze didn't hesitate. He turned his back to the rock wall and transformed into a silver werewolf. At the same time, he opened his mouth and began to accumulate power.
The bird of prey, which had never seen the light, became agitated and instead of fleeing, it rushed over at an accelerated speed.
To these monsters that hunt in the darkness, high temperatures signify a strong vitality and are an extremely delicious food. Blaze, emitting intense heat, undoubtedly becomes an even more delicious meal in the eyes of the predatory bird.
The queen of the predatory birds rushed out from the flock, wanting to take them all for herself.
Only when Blaze got closer did he notice that the Queen of the Birds of Prey actually had a woman's face and female features on her chest...it would be more accurate to say that her entire body looked like a woman's.
After Blaze saw it clearly, an idea flashed through his mind.
This is the type of thing that strangers will like.
“Gahhhhhh—”
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