The villain prince is three and a half years old

"Nonsense, I was clearly sleeping upright when I woke up!" Ning Xue Nian put down the tea bowl, jumped off the bed, opened her eyes wide, and looked at Xia Jing with a pout.

Judging from the girl's appearance, it seemed that Xia Jing had really wronged her.

Ning Xuenian would not lie, Xia Jing was stunned.

"I woke up earlier than Sister Nian'er and saw that she was sleeping soundly." Ning Sisi said.

Xia Jing was stunned again, rubbed his head, and suspected that he had just had a dream.

If waking up in the middle was a dream, then what was the memory of possessing General Coal and causing chaos in Linxi Palace?

"It's getting late, let's go back first."

Before Xia Jing could sort out his memories, the two princesses ran out of the house hand in hand, leaving the Ninth Prince lying in a mess on the bed.

"Meow~" General Coal jumped out from under the bed and pushed Xia Jing's leg.

It’s time to check out, meow.

General Coal had been waiting under the bed for a long time. After coming out of Linxi Palace, he went to Jingyixuan to wait without stopping.

Xia Jing picked up General Coal and placed it on his lap, still thinking about what had just happened: "Strange."

With something on his mind, his hands' movements were inevitably a bit perfunctory.

General Coal kicked Xia Jing's hand away, stood up on his legs, put his front paws on Xia Jing's shoulders and shook him hard.

"Meow!" Wake up, meow!

The guest cat was very dissatisfied.

It jumped onto the bed, first lying sideways, then slowly shifting to lie upright. Xia Jing looked at it in confusion.

The black cat demonstrated it twice and meowed a few times before Xia Jing reacted.

"This is how she turned around!" The Ninth Prince understood the mystery.

Since Ning Xuenian can change from vertical to horizontal, she can certainly change from horizontal to vertical. It’s not that his memory is confused, but that Ning Xuenian’s sleeping posture is too weird, and she can even make a positive out of two negatives!

"Meow meow meow~"

General Coal nodded, returned to the boy's legs, and hooked his claws around the boy's hand. The truth was out, and it was time to concentrate on the massage.

Xia Jing pulled his hand back and raised an eyebrow: "You clearly knew it, why didn't you say it just now? I'll deduct your salary, and there will be no more!"

General Coal's eyes widened. The cat was kind enough to tell you the truth, and you actually treated it like this!

Outside the door of the east side hall, Xiao Yue raised her hand to call Xia Jing for dinner, when she suddenly heard a noisy cat meowing from inside the door.

The frequency was like five or six cats quarreling with each other passionately.

Pushing open the door, Xiao Yue quickly stepped into the bedroom and saw Xia Jing holding a tray, dealing with General Coal's shadowless claws.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!"

When he saw Xiao Yue, General Coal's eyes lit up. He jumped to the ground, hugged her calves, pointed at Xia Jing with one claw, and complained about his grievances.

Xiao Yue picked it up and stroked its back: "What's wrong?"

"Meow, meow, meow, meow!" General Coal shook his head and told Xiao Yue the whole story, expecting her to do him justice.

Xiao Yue blinked and thought for a moment: "Do you want to eat dried fish?"

She couldn't understand cat language and could only guess.

"Meow!" General Coal let out a wail and fell weakly into Xiao Yue's arms.

How can there be someone who is so ignorant of cat nature!

Xiao Yue knew that she had guessed wrong and looked at Xia Jing for help.

"It's going out." Xia Jing said casually.

Xiao Yue suddenly realized what was going on. She carried the black cat to the door, put it outside, patted its head, and closed the door.

General Coal looked at the closed door, was silent for a moment, and meowed a symphony.

"What's wrong with General Coal? How could you even bully a cat?" Xiao Yue knew that she had been deceived by the boy and pinched his face.

"It knew about it but didn't report it." Xia Jing muttered.

Jumping off the Arhat bed, the Ninth Prince opened the door.

General Coal was singing passionately when a hand suddenly touched his belly and pushed with fingers. It was like a rushing stream, converging on his body in different directions and with different strengths, and like a charcoal brazier in winter, evenly melting his stiff body.

It closed its eyes and turned into liquid under Xia Jing's hands.

After Miao finished killing the chicken, Xia Jing scratched General Coal's chin. General Coal hugged Xia Jing's arm with his front paws and licked his fingers to show his closeness.

Xia Jing flicked its tongue, pulled out his arm, and clapped his hands. It was just a coal general, done.

Chapter 199 I gave birth to you before I gave birth to you

General Coal is easy to deal with, but Concubine Wan is a little more complicated.

In the morning, Xia Jing came to the Cining Palace and heard Empress Dowager You say that there were some twists and turns in the matter of the Eighth Princess.

"Then Concubine Wan wants to send her daughter to me." Empress Dowager You also found it novel.

"There's such a thing?" Xia Jing was surprised. "Will Sister Zhu'er agree to this?"

"From what Concubine Rou said, your sister Zhu'er not only agreed, but was also very happy." Empress Dowager You replied.

Strange.

Xia Jing thought back to Ning Zhuzhu whom he met yesterday. How could that naughty girl have the courage to go to Empress Dowager You?

You know, what Empress Dowager You hates most are disobedient and rude children like this.

Before, Ning Xuenian, Ning Sisi, and the Taoxiang sisters, despite having the support of the Ninth Prince, did not dare to come to the Cining Palace. Ning Zhuzhu actually dared to fall into the trap!

Don't you die?

"It's all because of you!" Queen Mother You figured it out, raised her hand and poked Xia Jing on the forehead.

"Why is it related to me?" Xia Jing scratched his head.

"Those concubines are not blind. You, the most naughty prince, are favored by me. Naturally, they think that I like naughty children." Empress Dowager You used her fingers to poke and retract, shaking the Ninth Prince's head back and forth.

"Grandma, I don't like what you said." Xia Jing crossed his arms and turned his back to Empress Dowager You.

"Okay, okay, you're not naughty, not naughty." Queen Mother You stopped and picked up the boy. "I like smart people. Those concubines are all fools. They might as well be blind!"

Xia Jing nodded, thinking that what Queen Mother You said made sense, but there was still one thing missing.

Being smart alone is not enough, you also have to be clever and cute, and be able to control Empress Dowager You.

"Grandma, what are you going to do?" He looked up at Empress Dowager You.

"If she wants to come, let her come." Empress Dowager You sneered, "These concubines have forgotten my reputation! It's a good opportunity to show them."

"Grandma is so awesome!" Xia Jing cheered for Empress Dowager You.

"According to Concubine Rou's intention, Zhu'er should be sent over the day after tomorrow. Jing'er, remember to come and see her the day after tomorrow." Empress Dowager You picked up the pastry on the table and fed it into Xia Jing's mouth.

Xia Jing chewed his cake, patted his chest, and promised to come the day after tomorrow. He loved to watch the fun, especially to see others suffer misfortune.

I don’t know what measures Empress Dowager You is going to use, and how long Ning Zhuzhu can hold on.

By the way, how is this matter related to Concubine Rou?

Concubine Rou sent a message to Empress Dowager You, wanting to use Ning Zhuzhu as a matchmaker to win over Empress Dowager You?

Opening his mouth, Xia Jing bit off the grapes handed to him by Empress Dowager You. He chewed, chewed, chewed. If Concubine Rou had this in mind, chew, chew, chew, then she would be greatly disappointed. Chew, chew, chew, Empress Dowager You was not so easy to win over. Chew, chew, chew. Even a powerful prince like the Ninth Prince had to spend a lot of time and energy on it. Chew, chew, chew.

After peeling a bunch of grapes, Empress Dowager You picked up a bayberry, removed the core, and handed it to Xia Jing's mouth.

The Ninth Prince bit it, jumped off Queen Mother You’s legs, ran to the back garden, and looked at his creeping chrysanthemum.

Creeping chrysanthemum can grow in all seasons except winter, and grows most vigorously in summer. At this moment, its small yellow flowers have bloomed and are densely crawling on the ground like a blanket.

Sun Jingzhu and Ning Shouxu had a secret meeting in the back garden and were admiring the creeping chrysanthemums.

Xia Jing waved to them, and Sun Jingzhu brought them a pomegranate.

Xia Jing talked to them for a while, mainly talking about the growth of the creeping chrysanthemum, Ning Wanjun's letter, and the fields not far away.

After eating the pomegranate and finishing his words, he walked out of the Cining Palace and passed by Fuchenzhai, where he was spotted by the sharp-eyed Taoxiang sisters.

"This is for you." Sister Taoxiang stuffed a peach into Xia Jing's hand.

The peaches had been washed. Xia Jing took a bite every three steps and finished them by the time he reached the laundry.

Huijing gave him a string of candied haws.

Halfway through eating the candied haws, Xia Jing returned to Jingyixuan.

The reason for leaving half is not because the journey is short and there is no time to eat it, but because there is no more to eat.

How much has he eaten so far? The Ninth Prince frowned.

"Fat."

"I've gained weight."

There were whispers coming from the yard.

"I'm almost as fat as a little fat cat."

Xia Jing clenched the candied haws tightly. Even if he was really fat, he couldn't say that!

He ran into the yard to see who was stabbing the Ninth Prince's heart, but saw Rendong and Yiqiu squatting on the ground, commenting on General Mei.

It turns out he was talking about this little fat cat.

"Meow!" General Coal fell to Xia Jing's feet and accused the two palace maids of suppressing his spirit.

Xia Jing patted its head and comforted it: "It's not fat, don't listen to their nonsense."

After saying that, he picked up General Coal and weighed him. It seemed to be quite heavy.

However, there's no need to tell General Coal about this. Let this fat cat attract attention first.

General Coal meowed a few more times and cupped Xia Jing's hand.

It came over to ask for yesterday's overtime pay. It had been so comfortable killing chickens yesterday that it forgot to mention it. Xia Jing didn't hesitate to pin it down and drive it out of Jingyixuan.

At lunch time, Xia Jing was holding his bowl and eating happily when Xiao Yue suddenly put down her chopsticks and looked the boy up and down.

"Jing'er seems..." Xiao Yue frowned.

Xia Jing paused with his chopsticks in hand, and the food in his mouth no longer tasted delicious, like a prisoner awaiting sentencing.

Xiao Yue continued: "It seems a little higher."

"Yes, he is taller, and... a lot taller than the Eighth Prince!" Yi Qiu was originally going to say that he was as tall as the Seventh Prince, but suddenly realized that it was inappropriate to mention Ning Gaoxiang, so he changed the comparison.

Honeysuckle nodded, and she lowered her head less than before when she looked at the boy.

Xia Jing breathed a sigh of relief, and the food in his hand regained its fragrance.

He is different from General Coal. General Coal is already an adult, while he is still in the development stage.

"How tall does Jing'er plan to grow in the future?" Xiao Yue asked.

This is an enduring issue throughout history, both in China and abroad.

"Nine feet." Xia Jing said casually.

There was no standard length for rulers in previous lives, but there was a standard for rulers in the Ning Dynasty. One foot was a little over 20 centimeters, and nine feet was about 1.9 meters.

"That's a great general!" Xiao Yue said with a smile.

"That would require marrying several imperial concubines," Yi Qiu interrupted.

Xia Jing really wanted to ask how height was related to the number of imperial concubines.

Did Yi Qiu think that marrying a wife was like killing enemies, and the taller one was, the more enemies he could kill, and the more concubines he could deal with?

Haha, it’s just the fantasy of an unmarried palace maid.

After quickly finishing his meal, Xia Jing jumped off the stool and ran out.

"Where is Jing'er going?" Xiao Yue asked.

"Shuiyun Palace!"