Marvel Salted Fish Kryptonian

The clown Chao appears again, carrying a radio on his shoulder, playing Queen's famous triple-time song, 'We_Will_Rock_You'.

He walked with a flamboyant pace, strictly following the rhythm of "stomping, stomping, clapping hands", seemingly slow but actually fast, and came leisurely.

As a man who should have his own background music, Joker finally found the reason why something was wrong with him, which was the lack of a powerful entrance music.

So he went to a nearby town and 'borrowed' this radio, and found a suitable cassette to play.

Listening to the music, he couldn't help but sigh: "As expected, watching a live movie gives me an immersive feeling, but there is no exciting soundtrack to match it. No wonder I can't get excited. It still needs music."

With the help of the battle song, he felt that the buffer in his body was rising rapidly, and he was about to kill the phoenix with one punch!

Chapter 171 I’ve wanted to do this for a long time

Of course, Wu Ke would not allow others to interfere with his attempt to seize the power within the target's body. Without any additional orders, the acting commander on the battleship issued an order to clear out those who were in the way.

The Diberi wouldn't resort to naval gunfire against a single human target. Furthermore, the human was too close to the target and their leader, making it easy for the gunfire to cause accidental damage. Therefore, the order to expel the interference was quickly issued to the flight group.

Two single-person flying boats flew parallel to the direction of the Joker, and the plasma cannons continued to fire at a high frequency.

Just like flies and mosquitoes, although they cannot cause serious harm to humans, they are annoying enough!

Immersed in his own BGM, the Joker was of course impatient with two fighter planes buzzing beside him and shooting at him as a target.

So in a fit of rage, his super brain immediately calculated a precise angle, and the radio in his hand shot out like a cannonball, hitting the single-person flying boat slightly in front at a golden angle.

Even if one didn't know the mechanical structure and layout of these alien flying boats, applying enough force would still cause them to move. So this flying boat collided with its companion flying side by side and slightly behind!

The alien single-person small aircraft, lacking much protection against collisions, exploded into a fireball mid-air, achieving a 'two birds with one stone' victory. Joker gave himself a victory gesture.

He was about to dance when he suddenly realized something: why did the background music stop?

"Where's my radio?" The clown suddenly remembered that he had thrown the radio away and cried out with a sad face, "I promised to return it. What should I do if it's broken?"

But he suddenly stopped crying and said to himself, "But I didn't make any promises to anyone in person, so let's just pretend it never happened. I caught the thief and the stolen goods, and now I don't have any stolen goods, so I'm not a thief. This is legal and reasonable."

Then he said listlessly, like a deflated balloon, "But there's no background music. It's like all the buffers are gone. I don't want to play anymore. I want to go home."

Don’t you know that things in the world are not always as we wish? After the clown Chao finished his monologue, he wanted to step off the stage and bow, but this does not mean that others will let him go.

He planned to deal with the troublemakers first, then slowly craft the target with cosmic ray energy. Wu Ke turned around, looked at the guy who looked different from the average native, and said, "I remember you. I punched you before, but I didn't expect you to survive."

"Just owe it to me first, keep a note of the interest, and I'll ask you to pay it back some other day." The clown waved his hand and wanted to go home to sleep.

Who knew that Wu Ke had no moral ethics and kicked him hard from behind, aiming at the spine in the waist.

If it was an ordinary person, not only would he be paralyzed, he would be broken in half and killed on the spot. But the clown was just kicked away and fell into the bushes nearby.

The clown stood up, holding a few weeds on his head. His expression was unclear due to the smile on his face. However, his hands on his waist, the rise and fall of his chest, and the way he looked down made it clear that he was very angry.

Of course, the Diberi couldn't read human emotions, let alone body language. Wu Ke simply stared at his chosen opponent with indifference, wondering why his blow hadn't killed him.

Even his own people, even in full combat gear, wouldn't necessarily be able to protect against that kick. Although the new abilities gained from absorbing cosmic rays hadn't been fully developed, Wu Ke was well aware of the magnitude of the enhancements.

Judging from the behavior of the natives he had encountered before, they were even more fragile than his own people. So, what was so special about this native? Wu Ke pondered.

After being kicked and landing on his face, the clown walked forward with a look of dissatisfaction, pointing at Wu Ke's nose and saying, "I'm a perfect gender equality advocate, don't push me!"

After two attempts failed to work, Wu Ke decided to change his approach.

Because he was not yet able to skillfully use the energy he absorbed, he had previously only used it to strengthen himself, and at most combined it with some telekinetic long-range attack methods.

It's not that he can't do what Jean Grey does, where just by being awake he can influence the existence of the real dimension. This is actually a manifestation of overflowing power and being unable to control himself.

It's not impossible for Wu Ke to do the same thing, but it takes time and effort to master it. Why waste energy on dealing with those weaker enemies when you can use more energy-saving methods?

But since we have encountered an enemy that cannot be defeated by simple methods, upgrading the tactics is a very reasonable option.

He rubbed his hands in mid-air, trying to figure out how to use that energy to influence the real dimension. He didn't need to be too meticulous, as long as he could achieve a destructive effect.

When Wu Ke felt that he had mastered the skills a little, he pushed his hand forward, intending to erase... Where is the person?

Suddenly, the clown Chao appeared behind Wu Ke and shouted, "Look at me, the Gender Equality Fist!"

The next moment, the infinitely magnified fist filled Wu Ke's entire field of vision. The Diberi leader, struck so hard, his head nearly flew off, his neck stretched to its limit, barely holding onto his body.

This punch made Wu Ke see stars. Never mind whether he had experienced such an effect after receiving the cosmic ray enhancement; even before the enhancement, during his cosmic battles, he had never been hit by a punch with such an effect.

His consciousness, nearly fading, was instantly revived as his arm was grabbed. His gaze refocused on the man standing before him. For a moment, Wu Ke felt as if his brain had shut down, unsure how to react.

The Joker said, "It seems that my support for gender equality is not strong enough. So is this enough?" Another punch!

And this time, the Joker didn't stop. With each question, he swung his fist at Wu Ke's head, each time more powerful than the last.

With the support of the Phoenix Force, Wu Ke would recover from any damage he sustained in the shortest possible time. However, this overuse of his power came at the cost of his mental strength.

The part of him that belonged to the Diberi people was gradually replaced by the Phoenix. But the desire to survive and the fear that gradually took over his heart made it impossible to predict what he would eventually become.

All of this manifested itself externally, with uncontrolled energy overflowing from Wu Ke's body, like flames floating above his skin.

"Oh no, there's a fire!" Seeing this, the clown immediately threw the man down and let him collapse on the ground.

He quickly unzipped his pants, took out the faucet, and said, "It's important to put out the fire! Watch me put out your fire with my pee! Hehe, I've been wanting to do this for a long time."

Chapter 172 Showdown

This scene left everyone dumbfounded. The only sound was the playful laughter of the clown Chao who had let the water go.

But his pride didn't last long, as Joker saw how the Phoenix Force distorted reality.

He saw the water he had released flow back along the same path and back into his bladder. This strange experience made him jump up and down, yelling, "Oh my god. Oh my god. Is this going to develop me, awaken some weird XP?"

After returning all the items to their original owners, Wu Ke, acting on instinct, delivered a devastating blow. The clown turned around, leaning on his butt to take the blow, while putting away his gun and zipping up his pants.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead and flinging it aside, Joker said, "Phew, that was a close call. A warning to all authors: Kryptonian urine isn't salty enough to extinguish the Phoenix flames. So don't try a second time."

Wu Ke, standing up again, looked nothing like his previous cold demeanor. Instead, he resembled Qin, on the brink of losing control. He floated up, head lowered, and muttered something indistinct.

Even with Kryptonian super hearing, he could only vaguely hear words like "I've become dirty." These words were not English or any other language he was familiar with, but a kind of "understanding" that reached the cognitive level.

The Joker wanted to make a few more jokes, but he didn't expect that this time his vision would be filled with an infinitely magnified fist.

Wu Ke's punch didn't go as he wished. The Joker spun around at lightning speed. His right fist followed the momentum and hit Wu Ke's fist in the face. The two of them fought fist to fist!

The down-to-earth clown Chao's feet sank an inch, but he still withstood Wu Ke's attack and failed to knock the opponent out.

However, while the Kryptonian was no match for him in terms of power, his influence in the real dimension was no match for his. The right arm that had been punched actually emitted ash, as if it were about to be erased from reality.

"Ah! Equality Fist!" The Joker threw a left hook, sending Wu Ke flying again. However, his left arm suffered the same fate as his right.

He quickly retreated to Jean Grey's side, raised his hands to his chest, and asked, "Girl, do you have any idea how to solve this situation?"

Out of the power of the same source, Jean Grey simply waved her hands, and the crisis of the Joker's super arms was immediately resolved.

Seeing this, the Joker was overjoyed and said, "Great. I now appoint you as my dedicated nurse, responsible for helping me control the situation and replenish my health. I'll be responsible for beating him up. This division of labor and cooperation is no problem, right?"

Without waiting for Jean's reply, the Joker swung his arms in circles and said, "Come on, come on. The fact that you're still so energetic tells me I haven't done enough in my pursuit of perfect gender equality. This time, savor the realization that I've given it my all."

Qin, a woman, asked with a strange expression, "Is this considered gender equality?"

"Why doesn't it count? How can I beat a man? I can beat a woman the same way. Isn't this unfair?" As the clown turned his head and spoke nonsense, he was hit hard on the cheek by Wu Ke.

He fell down, and with his legs and waist like whips, he kicked Wu Ke in the back of the head, sending him flying. Then he stood up with a somersault and said, "Of course, kicking people is the same."

"Girl, get on!" The clown ordered Qin. At the same time, he excitedly shouted, "Come on, let's have a fun threesome. Ah~!"

Jean didn't have a chance to refuse or refute, and the Joker used super speed similar to Quicksilver to fight with Wu Ke. But in fact, it was more like the Joker was just beating the sandbag unilaterally.

And Wu Ke was like a ping-pong ball. Before he could be thrown too far to destroy any mountain or plow deep trenches on the ground, he would be hit in the opposite direction by the clown who caught up with him at super speed.

The damage continued to accumulate in this back-and-forth, yet it was confined to a small area. Because of this, outsiders couldn't imagine the magnitude of the storm in this circle where only afterimages could be seen.

Only the revived Jean Grey clearly understood that this was a battle on another level, one where the very laws of physics were becoming a joke. This was evident from the fact that he didn't even dare to join in a true two-on-one fight.

If it weren't for the fact that the fist would affect the opponent's existence in reality the moment it touched the opponent, it would be no problem for the Joker to unilaterally defeat Wu Ke with such speed and strength.

So while Jean is helping other mutants and American soldiers to resist attacks from the sky and land, she also has to take care of the Joker who is in a decomposed state everywhere.

With all his abilities beyond physical control completely suppressed by Jean Grey, who possesses the same power, Vuko is no match for the Joker. He can be said to be the most tragic Phoenix host in history.

However, this primordial, chaotic, immortal force, born from the primordial universe at the beginning of all things, while symbolizing the emotions of life, itself possesses no emotions. It merely infinitely amplifies the emotions within its host, whether good, evil, joyful, or sorrowful.

It also reflects the hearts of others. It can be said that the Phoenix is ​​as powerful in the hearts of those who revere and desire it as it is in reality.

But the Joker didn't have any of these thoughts, or rather, he had all sorts of thoughts, but no single focus. Right now, he just wanted to blow the dog's head apart, and then he did...

Just look at the punch he punched through Wu Ke's face. With such a fatal wound, not to mention whether others would believe Wu Ke was still alive, even this immature Phoenix host thought he was dead, and then he really died.

The Phoenix Force, emanating from the sky, reverted to the form the X-Men had witnessed in outer space a few days prior. A massive energy ball, resembling a solar flare, erupted from Wu Ke's body.

If Jean Grey, the Phoenix host, were not present, the Phoenix Force might overflow the next moment and burn everything present, whether they were Earthlings or aliens, and then the entire Earth.

After destroying all life and bringing the planet to silence, the Phoenix Force will move towards other directions in the universe, looking for the next thing that can trigger it, just as it did before.

But Jean Grey was there. He almost subconsciously absorbed the Phoenix Force emanating from Wu Ke. Or rather, this part of the power couldn't wait to return.

The two merged into one again, forming a whole.

The Phoenix returned, bringing with it some knowledge of martial arts. This helped Qin better understand the energy within him, allowing him to control it more easily.

The flaming wings behind him expanded, quickly engulfing most of the Diberi and their alien craft. The battlefield situation was instantly reversed.

This was because they were concerned about the presence of other Earthlings, so they didn't use their full strength. Otherwise, the Diberi people's aircraft would have been swept away and burned to ashes.

But the most threatening thing is still hanging tens of thousands of meters above.

Even after realizing their leader was dead and the surface soldiers and aircraft had suffered heavy losses, the Debiri warships still refused to give up on seizing the target's energy. The aliens on the warships decided to use more brutal means.

The battleship's main gun began charging, its muzzle calibrated to the target. The crushing air-to-ground strike truly symbolized the superiority of a higher civilization over a lower one. Anyway, that energy ball couldn't be destroyed, so they cleared the area first.

Many of the mutants present were quite sensitive to energy fluctuations, not to mention the scale of a starship-class main gun. Although the battleship in the air had previously used its naval guns, the energy level now concentrated was much greater than what had been demonstrated by the previous naval guns.

Do they have the ability to destroy a star with a single shot, as seen in science fiction movies? No one dared to bet on whether these aliens possessed such technology, but most people were powerless. Only Jean Grey floated into the air, trying to cast a shield to block the attack from the battleship's main gun.

But before he could deploy the shield, someone grabbed him by the collar and flew towards the warship.

The clown laughed and said, "Girl, why are you blocking me? Have you ever heard that the best defense is attack?"

"What?" Jean Grey was confused after being carried high into the sky.

"Look at my Phoenix Cannon!" The Joker used the action of throwing a chain ball, and with just a spin, he threw the Phoenix Girl out, and she crashed into the interior of the battleship through the muzzle of the main gun that was about to fire.

"It's_show_time!" He aimed at another gun muzzle, fired heat rays at the battleship's main gun, and then crashed into it!

Chapter 173 The Battle Suit Above

Somewhere on the coast of France, on a rocky shore that is not a resort and is just getting light, there will naturally be no passers-by or tourists here.

Henry, all wet, climbed up the rocky shore from the sea. The ink on his face and the hair that had been hastily painted with water-based paint had long been washed away by the sea water, leaving his face no longer in its previous state.

He first spun around to dry the water off his body, then took off his exaggerated costume, folding everything, including his shoes, leaving only the last pair of bright red shorts.

Henry looked at the battle suit in his hands with an awkward expression, feeling helpless.

Thinking back to the last battle on the alien battleship, it wasn't the aliens that were fighting, but the crazy Phoenix Girl who was chasing him!

The two of them were like this, one running and the other chasing. They hit a wall and had to go on until there was no way out.

Although there was an alien defense team inside the battleship, those weaklings were no match for the Kryptonians and the enraged Phoenix. It was okay if they didn't catch up, but if they did catch up with the two invaders, they would usually end up in trouble.

In short, the DeBerry battleship fled, dragging its wrecked hull. Earth was too dangerous, and the remaining defeated soldiers decided to seek other places to continue their race.

Henry only remembered his thoughts at the time. One was to avoid Phoenix Girl, and the other was to avoid the satellite telemetry technology, the extent of which was unknown at the moment, so he plunged into the sea.

My impression is that even after 20 or 30 years, with the continuous advancement of satellite technology and analysis technology, there will still be certain blind spots in the detection of living organisms in the deep sea.

Basically, as long as the depth exceeds 20 meters, the optical monitoring method is completely useless, and we can only rely on radio waves to cross-map the fixed topography of the seabed.

This is also the reason why in this world, the underwater people and underwater kingdoms living on the seabed still only exist in legends and have not been confirmed or tracked.

So Henry decisively chose to advance from the bottom of the sea and return to the European continent from America.

Henry had no idea why Phoenix didn't chase him, but he had his own plans. Whether it was to destroy the world or the Earth, it was up to him.

The X-Men are there to handle any major trouble, and Henry's help only goes so far as to drive away the aliens. Stop fighting Phoenix. His previous state was just ignorant...

Henry, sitting on the rock in his shorts, looked at the battle suit in his hand and felt a sense of unease. Finally, he couldn't help but curse: "Fuck, this battle suit is too damn good. I can't wear it anymore."

After making up his mind, Henry used the heat rays from his eyes to burn the cheap costume shop suit, including the tap shoes, to ashes. Then he used his powerful breath to blow the ashes into the sea.

We can't answer the X-Men's calls anymore. If they want to fight the Phoenix this time and do something weird the next time, we'll be left with nothing but tears.

But after stripping down to his underpants, Henry suddenly realized something: If he flew like this, would the wind pressure blow his underpants away?