"How about this, Mom's chocolate snow and hot popsicle recipe, it's no worse than pudding and hot dogs, right~"

This was a trick she had been practicing specially since the year before last in order to satisfy Li Kunpeng's foot fetish. She had originally wanted to give it to him as a gift at his coming-of-age ceremony, but now that she had mastered it, she might as well give it to him in advance.

However, I have to think of new gifts on the coming-of-age ceremony day~

Now Zuxue has been given away, Kouxue and Ruxue are long gone, not to mention Little Hands. The only thing I can give as a gift to my beloved son is...

Liu Yunxi's pretty face turned red, not knowing what she was thinking about. The toes of her fragrant and tender white feet like cardamom were slightly curled inward, and her delicate body became a little nervous.

If I give that gift to my sweet baby, he'll be so happy, right?

Hehe~ She will die happily~

Just thinking about it makes my heart beat faster.

It’s a pity that her precious son had already grown into a full-fledged man before his coming-of-age ceremony, otherwise she could have given him double the gifts on that day.

Thinking of this, Liu Yunxi felt a little resentful towards her sister, who actually ran away before her!

It was clearly agreed that she would wait until she got the first blood before letting the sister snow, but she was not paying attention and let the opponent steal the blood!

She felt that she was superior to her sister.

Until now, Liu Yunxi still doesn't know that Li Kunpeng's first soup was taken away by senior Lu Xiaojia as early as the first year of high school, and Liu Menghan didn't even get to drink the second or third sip.

Of course, Liu Menghan also thought that the first soup was taken by her daughter, so she took revenge on the Minotaur by calling her that night.

Only senior sister Lu Xiaojia, the real top-notch person, made a fortune quietly and got a high score with her mother.

Well, this seems to be in line with the main theme of this world?

But speaking of yoga...

Inexplicably, Li Kunpeng suddenly felt a green flash before his eyes. Without the system's warning, he had a premonition of danger:

"Mom, do you still go to the gym in our community often?"

Not to mention the game, the gym is one of the key scenes of the Minotaur plot. The concentration of bull energy is comparable to that of places like the school health room and the bar. In any game, book or Liu Bei with some bull in it, the gym plot is very common.

Not to mention that gyms in real life are even more chaotic, and the concentration of arrogance is no less than in the two-dimensional world.

His mother went to the gym to practice yoga. Isn't this like a sheep entering a hot pot restaurant?

As if sensing something wrong in Li Kunpeng's tone, Liu Yunxi was puzzled at first, then thought of the rumors online about the men and women in the gym, and suddenly understood. He rolled his eyes at him:

"You're not that old, but you have so many ideas!"

After taking a deep breath of the spring, Liu Yunxi said unhappily:

"Do you think I'm stupid, considering your mother? If you knew the gym was a mess, you definitely wouldn't go there to practice yoga. I'm afraid I'd get sick."

"I learn yoga from online videos and then practice at home. Although I go to the gym, I just do some simple exercises to maintain my physical fitness. I am a reporter, so I must have enough physical strength to keep up."

"And your sister has a best friend who happens to own that gym, so your sister and I each got a VIP card there. There's a separate fitness room there, and your sister's best friend is the personal trainer. If you're afraid, then Mom won't come for you to avoid dirtying you, humph!"

Feeling that she was being suspected, Liu Yunxi's eyes suddenly became very resentful. She snorted angrily and stopped moving her jade feet. She turned her head away from Li Kunpeng and looked very angry.

Seeing this, Li Kunpeng must have hurried to coax her, blurting out all kinds of sweet words, and using actual actions to prove that he had no doubts, let alone dislike, and said with a flattering face:

"Mom, what are you thinking? I'm just worried about you. I'm afraid you'll meet a pervert. I'm afraid you'll be threatened after being secretly filmed at the gym. Isn't this kind of thing common on the Internet? As the old saying goes, it's better to be safe than sorry. I'm worried that you might not notice it and get hurt. It's not what you think."

With systematic information, Li Kunpeng naturally knew very well whether his mother and sister had followed suit.

The main reason for his change in expression was that he was afraid that the world would create a bull plot in the gym. After all, his "plot" had already begun. There was no bull before, but as the plot progressed, the bull head plot in the gym was only a matter of time. His mother hadn't asked him to lock it yet, so he had to be on guard against this.

On the contrary, it’s his sister who has been locked up, so there’s no need to worry. Maybe when it’s really her sister’s turn to be awesome, it will be his sister who will be awesome, just like his aunt.

It seems we still need to be on guard against his mother.

Let my mother's clone stay with her. Although I am reluctant to let it go, my mother herself is more important than being able to enjoy my mother's 100% replica of her clone at any time!

After some explanation, Liu Yunxi finally calmed down, and the mother and son began their happy parent-child activities again.

Finally, until the black silk jade feet turned white and Liu Yunxi ate so much that he couldn't control his burping and it came up in Li Kunpeng's mouth, this parent-child activity finally ended.

"Phew~ I'm so stuffed, you little bastard! If I hadn't created you myself, I'd have suspected you were a tadpole that had turned into a spirit. There's nothing else on your body except that thing!"

"Hehe~ In a sense, I am just a tadpole that has become a spirit. Okay, Mom, you should have a good rest. I'm leaving now. Bye~"

After kissing Liu Yunxi's toothless little mouth deeply for a while and drinking a mouthful of rich and fragrant fruit juice, Li Kunpeng waved to Liu Yunxi contentedly and left the room, leaving Liu Yunxi lying there, panting and sweating, with a rosy face, to digest the midnight snack.

Next, it's time to clear the air with Senior Jiang Qingling and attack that notorious underground queen.

Li Kunpeng closed the door gently and went downstairs quietly, for he was afraid of waking up the jealous Li Zimeng and getting harassed by him again. He always went home secretly, and he couldn't let her catch him now.

However, just as Li Kunpeng stepped out of the house, a voice suddenly reached his ears:

"Are you done with my sister? Come on, take your aunt to meet your boyfriend's white moonlight, and we can talk about what happened in the past."

Chapter 402: If she doesn’t participate, there are plenty of women who do!

Liu Menghan guessed Li Kunpeng's situation from the noise on his end when he was on the phone. In addition, she heard Li Sisi and Xiaoyun say in the morning that Li Kunpeng went to the rock club. How could Liu Menghan not know who he was with?

This pair of wild mandarin ducks almost became a couple, but she broke them up with her own hands.

At that time, Liu Menghan was mainly afraid that Li Kunpeng could not control Jiang Qingling, so she did not agree with the two of them being together. She threatened Li Kunpeng with chocolates to prevent him from getting too close to Jiang Qingling. By the way, she took advantage of her status as a teacher and parent to warn Jiang Qingling, which allowed the two to separate temporarily.

Fortunately, she discovered it early, and her aunt's chocolate threat was still useful. Otherwise, if Li Kunpeng and Jiang Qingling really got together at that time, it would be difficult to break up unless Li Kunpeng himself became a scumbag.

Especially if Li Kunpeng was turned into a henpecked husband by Jiang Qingling, how could she still cheat?

But now, this little devil has stood up and she has eaten it, so what is there to be afraid of?

After all, she is my nephew's white moonlight, so let's take a bath together and then forget the grudges~

Well, another reason is that she is greedy for Li Kunpeng's love. This bastard has been fooling around outside for three days and hasn't come home. She hasn't been fed for three days, and her sister is almost starving to death!

So, when Li Kunpeng went home to take care of her sister, Liu Menghan waited outside. She thought it would take at most half an hour, but who knew that she had been waiting for an hour and a half!

"You haven't come out for so long, I thought you were planning to go back to my hometown and have a long talk with my sister all night~"

Liu Menghan stretched out her jade hand and pinched Li Kunpeng's face, saying unhappily.

Seeing that it was his aunt, Li Kunpeng, who was shocked, immediately felt relieved. He thought he was caught by his stinky sister.

Then he chuckled, grabbed his aunt's slender waist, and very skillfully moved to her perfect pair of black silk thighs, and raised his head slightly with a slightly complacent tone:

"Hehe, I almost went home, but my sister wasn't ready yet, so I only went halfway back, not completely. But I also enjoyed other paid content, so it took a little longer."

"What do you mean by our sister? You have no respect for your elders!"

A slap landed on Li Kunpeng's head. Liu Menghan glared at him with a slightly annoyed look, then stopped talking to him and pointed at the car parked on the side of the road.

"Get in the car and talk on the way"

After saying that, without giving Li Kunpeng a chance to refuse, she walked towards the car with her sexy black stockings and long legs and sat in the passenger seat.

"Can you drive a proper car?"

“Uh, yes.”

"That's fine, you drive. You won't be driving too far at night, so it should be fine."

Li Kunpeng was slightly stunned. Was his aunt planning to let him drive?

Although he has good driving skills, he doesn't have a driver's license after all. As a law-abiding citizen, Li Kunpeng has never driven a legitimate car without a license since he traveled through time.

However, when he saw that his aunt took off her high heels as soon as she sat in the passenger seat, knelt on the passenger seat with her head facing the driver's seat, and showed off her plump and sexy black silk feet, Li Kunpeng instantly understood that his aunt had a fever and couldn't wait to have a midnight snack on the way to cool down.

Seeing this, he didn't say anything and got into the driver's seat. After all, Yinxue KTV was not far from his home, and it was late at night, so he shouldn't be so unlucky as to run into a traffic policeman.

Just as Li Kunpeng thought, as soon as he sat in, his aunt couldn't wait to use her method of understanding people's clothes and released the big treasure she had been thinking about.

"Huh~ It really smells a bit like my sister, tsk... Shit, so I'm not kissing you anyway, right?" (Do you think this counts as an indirect kiss with my sister?)

While lowering his head to eat his midnight snack, Liu Menghan did not forget to tease himself with a smile.

Although the second half of her words were unclear because of the inner fragrance in her warm little mouth, Li Kunpeng still roughly guessed what she meant. He pressed her head in annoyance and rolled his eyes and said:

"Then if I put you and my mom together, and tease you two about Xiao Xue, will you two become lesbians?"

“…Hmm, hum~”

This time, Liu Menghan was completely unable to speak and could only make a few meaningless humming sounds from his nose.

But looking at her little snake's cheerful response, it seems to make sense, right?

It seems quite exciting?

Tsk~

As expected of her, she is the second most perverted female lead after senior Lu Xiaojia.

Soon, Li Kunpeng, enjoying his aunt's oral extracurricular tutoring, slowly drove the car out of the community and headed towards Yinxue KTV.

On the way, Li Kunpeng also asked his aunt about her plans after meeting with senior Jiang Qingling, and his aunt's answer was to put aside all grudges.

After exerting her profound skills for a few times and having her midnight snack, the aunt raised her head happily, and asked Li Kunpeng with a scrutinizing look in her beautiful eyes:

"Tsk... Gulp, huh—what, aren't you planning on having sex with that little gangster Jiang Qingling tonight?"

"Don't tell me you, a pervert, can't bring yourself to do something to Bai Yueguang!"

If Li Kunpeng dared to nod, Liu Menghan would definitely push him into the driver's seat and squeeze him to death!

What does it mean? My aunt came here as she said, but she was being so gentle with a stranger?

I think you are asking for trouble, you little brat!

"Uh... that's not the case. We're going to the party tonight, but I didn't expect you to come too. I was mainly worried that Senior Jiang Qingling would argue with you. It would be bad if she got angry and didn't attend the party later."

Just by looking at the big adventure task that Senior Jiang Qingling had asked him to do before, Li Kunpeng knew that Senior Jiang Qingling was holding a grudge against his aunt, and if they really met, she would definitely criticize his aunt.

But my aunt is not a good-tempered person, so it is definitely impossible for her to endure it. Li Kunpeng is really afraid that the two of them will get excited and fight.

However, Liu Menghan didn't care. After cleaning up the midnight snack, she changed her position, turning from prone to lying down. Then she brought her fleshy black silk jade feet, which were emitting a hint of warm and fragrant aroma, to Li Kunpeng's mouth, and said disdainfully:

"Tsk, let's go. If she leaves, she'll suffer. If she doesn't attend your music party, there are plenty of other women who will. If not, I can call a few colleagues who are interested in you. There are plenty of young and beautiful female teachers in the school, or you can find a mature and charming female teacher. I'm sure you can have a great time tonight, you little brat. She's more than enough!"

"Emmmm, let's talk about it later, slurp... Auntie, try to control your temper when the time comes. At worst, I'll help you bully her back when the party comes."

After sucking on his aunt's mature and fragrant chocolate, he turned around and saw that his aunt was about to confront Jiang Qingling. Li Kunpeng could only try his best to appease her in advance.

If the explosion really turns into a Shura scene, it will be difficult for him to decide who to help.

Chapter 403: Song Xinrou

"Please pull over and be inspected"

"..."

What the hell...

How come I happened to be stopped by the traffic police for a check?

Looking at the beautiful female police officer in high heels and black stockings wearing white gloves who was stopping the car with her hand and asking them to stop, Li Kunpeng's expression was really interesting.

And judging from the situation, something must have happened. There was a checkpoint set up ahead to intercept him. If Li Kunpeng turned around and changed direction at this time, he would definitely be suspected.

"Oh my god! Auntie, please don't have a fever. We ran into a traffic policeman!"

While Li Kunpeng slowed down the car to delay time, he turned to his aunt who was still pursing her lips with her beautiful eyes blurred and playing with her Kunba with her beautiful black silk feet. His voice suddenly became anxious.

He doesn't have a driver's license! Even if the traffic police are investigating the suspect and don't have time to deal with him for the time being, they will definitely invite him to the police station for a cup of tea later. My aunt has a license, but she let him drive without a license. There is no way she can get away with it.

"Ah? Um~ What? Did you run into the police? Do the police even care about cell phone use..."

Liu Menghan, whose brain was temporarily occupied by yellow waste, took a dazed look at her black silk jade feet, then glanced at the traffic police not far ahead, and stupidly put her black silk jade feet back:

"Hmm... that should be fine now. I'll use my foot snow on you when you're done."

Li Kunpeng: "..."

Auntie, you are crazy!!!

Watching his aunt's actions, Li Kunpeng felt like his mind was about to be eaten by zombies, and his brain went blank.

What the hell are the police who are in charge of wrestling? They don’t have that much free time!

“Traffic police!!!”

"I need to check my driver's license!!!"

“I don’t have a driver’s license!!!”

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