Or: Kunpeng's big one is the best, so good, oh, my aunt wants to spoil my nephew's big one, use my aunt's wolf blood as a flying tool, and use my aunt's offspring to make the snake in the forbidden city so wild, so that my aunt will get pregnant, and let your uncle help you raise a wild one.
My little aunt loves to mess around with her bad nephew~
And so on and so forth, all these weird words.
I have to say that my aunt's voice is really nice. Even when she was sick, her voice was charming and soft, and it also had a bit of etherealness caused by lack of breath. Li Kunpeng was very excited to hear it.
However, these were not what he wanted. No matter how much of a silver wolf's aunt she was, she was just an aunt who couldn't help but make sounds when he, a minotaur, looked at her. These words were just to make himself happier.
At this moment, his identity in front of his aunt was no different from those minotaur NPCs in the plot.
What he wanted was his aunt's submission, to replace the protagonist and become the most important and beloved person in his aunt's heart!
A pure love bull, this is the highest realm that a minotaur should pursue. Those who bully others just for fun, or even convert their private cars into buses, are all inferior minotaurs!
Well, of course, if you are looking for small books, small cartoons, or small movies, the inferior cow is indeed more useful, and this is irrefutable.
But if he uses it himself, it must be pure love cow.
Therefore, Li Kunpeng directly took out his ultimate move:
"In that case, there's nothing we can do~"
Hearing what Li Kunpeng said, the little aunt thought he had given up and was feeling proud. She thought to herself that the little brat was still trying to threaten her. If she was caught by this little bastard, wouldn’t her role as an aunt be in vain?
The next second, she heard Li Kunpeng's voice whispering in her ear:
"Since you're so determined, I'll have no choice but to activate the skill of eliminating your presence. I believe you won't mind having these nurses watch you sweat, right?"
Li Feixue: "..."
Chapter 300: Where does the water come from?
Damn brat!
In Li Kunpeng's super-strong rhythm, the little aunt clearly felt that her next time of sweating profusely was not far away. If this little bastard really disregarded his dignity and eliminated his presence, then she would be completely finished.
The key point is that this little bastard's move is not the kind of stupid move that hurts the enemy by a thousand and hurts himself by eight hundred, because his identity as a doctor is fake, and the news that he played tricks on patients will not affect him at all.
But her identity as a patient is real!
Moreover, her information was entered into the computer while she was in the hospital. If it was uploaded to the Internet, she could basically choose to escape from this planet.
"How about it, little aunt, do you want to give it a try? It's definitely more exciting after eliminating your sense of presence. There was a post online about someone having fun on a rooftop, using the same tricks as us. Although she ended up in heaven, she also became famous. Little aunt, do you want to try being an internet celebrity yourself~"
Noticing that his aunt was no longer as resolute as she was at the beginning and her expression began to become conflicted, Li Kunpeng gave her a wicked smile and added fuel to the fire.
Hearing this, my aunt's body, which had just relaxed, instantly became tense again.
She had also seen the rooftop affair on the Internet. The posture was exactly the same as theirs now. The key point was that even their identities were similar. The women were all prostitutes, and the men were not their husbands.
But there is one difference, that woman doesn’t have a good figure as her, nor is she as pretty as her!
Although the current situation is urgent, we still have to argue about what needs to be done.
The most important thing is that the other party really died in the end, and everything was over once and for all, but she couldn't die, so she could only die socially and be talked about by others.
Unless this little bastard can really kill her, otherwise once her presence is eliminated, her Blue Star OL will become a hell level of difficulty.
Compared to this, saying that isn't anything unacceptable.
"Little bastard, just wait! Sooner or later, I'll squeeze your ass!"
After glaring at Li Kunpeng fiercely, under the immense pressure of being socially discredited, the aunt finally succumbed to his tyranny and uttered the following words:
"I, I...well~ I love you, Kunpeng!"
"I love my little bastard nephew so much!"
"Ha~ bad nephew, use your big~ to bully your aunt~ your aunt will give you~ a lifetime~"
“Ah! It’s coming!~”
After crossing the most solid hurdle, the aunt's words became more and more fluent, and her expression became more and more unrestrained. She completely let down all her guard towards Li Kunpeng. In an extremely high moment, happiness swept through her brain, and her favorability gushed out along with sweat.
When the sound of running water disappeared, Li Kunpeng looked down again and saw that his aunt's favorability towards him had instantly risen to ninety-nine, and it seemed that only one opportunity was needed to reach the maximum value.
But Li Kunpeng was not in a hurry. After all, this point could be brought up slowly during daily interactions. Maybe one day an incident would happen, or because he was happy at night, it would be resolved.
The important thing is that after breaking through the little aunt's defenses, he has completely replaced her cousin who was destined to be the male lead and has become her most important person!
The aunt seemed to have a premonition of something. After she said that, the figure that had originally entered her heart gradually blurred, and finally replaced by the appearance of Li Kunpeng. Although she felt inexplicably sad in her heart, when she turned around and took a look at the handsome and unparalleled bad nephew who was making her unable to extricate herself, the sadness in her heart quickly turned into sweetness and sexual happiness.
Changing from nephew to nephew, it seems to be no different~
And it's obvious that the nephew is more handsome and more capable~
"Xiaotian, I'm sorry. From now on, I can only be your aunt."
After silently apologizing to the figure that disappeared in her heart, the little aunt had a sweet smile on her face. She took the initiative to tiptoe and offered her soft and delicious lips to Li Kunpeng, pressing them tightly against his.
"Kunpeng, I love you~"
"Aunt, I love you too~"
Facing his aunt's beautiful eyes full of love, Li Kunpeng's smile became even brighter. He accepted the sweet kiss and fully expressed his passionate emotions with his aunt.
Of course, his emotions were more about lust.
……
After completing his mission, Li Kunpeng took his aunt out of the nurses' station lounge and returned to the ward.
However, after they finished their pleasure and left, they left the nurses in the clinic with a question that would haunt them for the rest of their lives:
"Where does this water come from?"
The young aunt shed a lot of sweat in front of the young nurses. The sweet liquid that suddenly appeared out of nowhere filled the minds of the young nurses surrounding them with questions.
The key point was that there was a circle-like mark left on the floor, as if an invisible person was walking and spilling water with a kettle.
At this moment, a young nurse seemed to have suddenly thought of something and said with a look of horror:
"Is there a ghost?!"
"I heard that when drowned ghosts pass by, they leave water marks on the floor because water keeps dripping from their bodies. Look at this circle, doesn't it look like a wet person walked around here? If you look closely, there seem to be footprints!"
As soon as she said this, the other young nurses turned pale with fear and quickly moved away from the open space where a large amount of liquid had just been left, fearing that the large amount of water flow was a "water ghost" warning them to block the way.
"No, that's impossible! Xiaoqi, don't scare me! Our clinic is not a hospital. How can there be ghosts if no one has died?"
"It does look a lot like it! Look, there's no leak in the roof, and there's no crack in the floor. How could water just appear out of nowhere?"
"Woo~ What if it's really a ghost? We won't be haunted, right? How about we take a leave and go to the Taoist temple to see the master?"
The young nurses chatted with each other, becoming more and more convinced that they had just encountered a water ghost. Their delicate bodies trembled and they hugged each other, and their beautiful pairs of white silk legs shook as if they were filled with toys.
The nurse who first mentioned the existence of a water ghost laughed at her frightened colleagues. Then she stretched out her finger, dipped it in the liquid on the floor, tasted it, and said to her colleagues with a smug smile:
"Haha, I'm kidding you~ There are no ghosts in this world. If there were ghosts, why would we need the police? And how can a water ghost ooze out sweet and fragrant water? In horror movies, water ghosts always come out of places like toilet sinks, and the water they ooze is tap water. Such sweet and fragrant water, they can't have drowned in honey, right~"
"Ah? Sweet?"
"Yes, if you don't believe me, try it. It seems to have a bit of floral scent in it. It tastes pretty good."
Seeing that the young nurse was not lying, the other frightened young nurses hesitated for a moment, then returned to the pool of water half-believingly, dipped their fingers in the water and put it in their mouths.
“It’s sweet indeed!”
Now, the worries of these young nurses finally disappeared.
But where does this water come from?
Chapter 301: Surprised Little Aunt
"How's it going, little aunt? I told you I was treating you. Do you feel much better now?"
After returning to the ward with his aunt, Li Kunpeng held his aunt in his arms and enjoyed the warm time.
Seeing that the paleness on his aunt's pretty face had faded, leaving only the rosy and attractive glow, Li Kunpeng happily hugged his aunt and kissed her, then asked her with some pride.
The LV8 H level, plus 90% attribute feedback, is enough to make the little aunt's physical attribute reach more than 30 points. She can be said to be a little superman, and the problems of low immunity and allergic constitution will naturally disappear.
This world doesn't have the outrageous setting like in Dragon Ball where one can blow up a star with one punch but die of a heart attack. When physical attributes are improved, the physical quality is truly improved in all aspects. Some diseases that ordinary people will get can be cured due to the improvement of physical fitness.
Even Aunt Linzhi's legs, which were disabled in a car accident and had made her confined to a wheelchair for many years, have now recovered to the point where she can stand and walk slowly. As long as Aunt Linzhi is given some more time to recover, or her H level is improved, her recovery will be a matter of time. What's more, my aunt's condition is just due to her weak constitution, which has led to low immunity. As long as her constitution is improved, the problem can be easily solved.
Originally, because the little aunt's consciousness was still floating in heaven, she didn't realize the changes in her body. After hearing Li Kunpeng's words, she unconsciously responded to Li Kunpeng's kiss with her beautiful eyes blurred. Then she came to her senses and muttered to herself in a daze:
"Hmm? My body?"
Then I realized that my body seemed to have a lot more strength?
Because of her weak constitution and the persistent high fever, she has been feeling weak and sore since the fever started yesterday. When she stood up, it felt like she was stepping on cotton, and she felt light when she walked. Her body was also very sore.
But although my body is still very soft now, it is not the kind of soreness and weakness that feels like my bones have been soaked in vinegar. It is simply that the aftereffects have not passed yet, and I feel so comfortable that I can't exert any strength.
I feel better than ever!
"Hey! What's going on?! Why do I feel like I've gone from being Lin Daiyu to someone who can uproot a weeping willow tree?"
Feeling the changes in her body, the little aunt couldn't help but widen her beautiful eyes and look at Li Kunpeng in disbelief.
She used to be in a state where she could be blown away by a strong wind and was so fragile that she could be pushed down easily. But now she is very sensitive to the changes in her body. She can feel that her body is getting better without any test.
After all, the change is really big, almost like her husband suddenly turned into Kunpeng at night. The change can be felt without even looking.
Of course, she didn't mean to dislike her husband!
After all, they have been married for so many years, and her husband takes good care of her, so the little one is also very cute.
But there is no need to trouble her husband anymore. Her husband is very tired from working every day to earn money. This kind of extremely physically demanding work at night can be left to Kunpeng. Kunpeng is also a filial child. He likes to participate in her filial piety. He certainly doesn't mind helping his uncle and taking care of his aunt at night.
It’s just that the two families live too far away from each other, and Kunpeng doesn’t seem to be able to come to her often to show his filial piety, which is a pity.
The huge physical changes made the aunt love Li Kunpeng, her amazing nephew, even more.
After years of taking supplements and medicines that had failed to improve her body, she suddenly became healthy. Overwhelmed by the huge surprise, the little aunt couldn't help but turn over and pin Li Kunpeng down, looking at him excitedly and said:
"Little bastard, how did you do it? You didn't do anything except bully me just now, how did you solve my physical problem in an instant?"
If possible, who doesn’t want to be a healthy person?
She was so weak before that she even doubted whether she could live peacefully until retirement. She even thought about euthanasia if her health failed her, so as to avoid being bedridden in her old age, saving money, and bothering her children and herself.
Now that her body has suddenly recovered, the surprise in her heart cannot be described in words. She just wants to thank her good nephew in front of her!
"Hey, I told you, I was treating the patient just now, not bullying you, little aunt~"
Noticing that the little aunt took the initiative to accept the things he used for filial piety, Li Kunpeng smiled and grabbed the little aunt's hair and started to perform filial piety again, and explained to the little aunt:
"This is also one of my abilities. As long as a woman has a certain level of affection for me and has fun playing with me, her physical fitness will improve. I just did that to help my aunt overcome the hurdle in her heart so that she can meet the conditions for improving her physical fitness.
Now, little aunt, if you just let me continue practicing filial piety, my physical fitness will become stronger and stronger~"
Upon hearing this, the aunt had no doubt at all and excitedly launched a knight charge!
"Ah~ How come you have these erotic abilities, little bastard? Now it seems like I have no choice but to be bullied by you for the sake of my health~"
That's right, she was just treating her nephew's illness for the sake of her health. She didn't like being bullied by him.
Hmm~ In that case, it would be okay to let her good nephew stay at her house for ten days or half a month during the winter and summer vacations and give her a course of treatment, right?
Didn't Kunpeng say that there was a way to make her husband accept this, so~
"Well~ just in time, Kunpeng, it's been a long time since you last visited your aunt, hum~ your eldest aunt, no, why not go during the short holiday and stay at your aunt's house for a while~"
"Is it possible to treat you, my aunt, by the way?"
Li Kunpeng knew what his younger aunt was planning without having to guess. Her invitation to him to visit his elder aunt was fake, and her real intention was to be treated by him.
Of course, he is also willing to serve.
"Ah~ Isn't this just by the way~ Little aunt, I didn't invite you just to be treated by you~"
"Yes, yes, how could my aunt be someone who is obsessed with treatment~"
Looking at the charm and confusion that was about to overflow from the little aunt's pretty face, Li Kunpeng couldn't help but speed up the treatment again. After the little aunt paid the "treatment fee" with trembling hands, he injected the medicine to enhance her physical fitness.
After finishing, Li Kunpeng pulled out his limp aunt with a "pop" sound, then pushed her down so that her plump little mouth could directly touch the bottle of medicine:
"But, auntie, you have to give me some consultation fees~"
"You little brat, you're taking all my aunt's money~"
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