Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

It doesn't work anymore~~

As a classic opening music sounded, two figures appeared on the TV.

"Hahaha, good evening, Mina-san~ I'm your favorite Mi-chan~~"

"I'm Masada."

"Hey, Masada, why are you so serious? This is prime time! If you are so boring that the audience walks away, you will be scolded by the director! Or... did you go out for a drink after get off work last night and found that your pants were gone when you woke up this morning?"

"Mi-chan, let's not talk about the fact that our show is scheduled behind the prime time slot. We went out for supper together last night. Did you steal my pants?"

"Ha! I was right, right? Masaru, you are such a stingy guy! It's just a pair of pants, but you came on the show with a crying face. You are really incompetent!"

"I say, Senior Mi-chan, you probably can't imagine how it feels to wake up in front of a trash can early in the morning, wearing only a shirt, surrounded by a bunch of old ladies. If I hadn't run fast, I would have been caught by the patrol! Even if you don't apologize, just pretend you didn't know, okay?"

“…”

In the evening, on a popular variety show called "Scare Everyone" on TV Asahi, two hosts, one fat and one thin, one tall and one short, were interacting with each other in a laughing manner.

This is a program with the main theme of "carefully reporting the news", but in fact it is not careful at all but very bold and funny.

Hanahana Taro is a loyal fan of this program. He has been watching "Scare Everyone" since he was able to understand TV under the guidance of his parents. Now he is completely tamed by this program. As soon as he sees the two hosts, he will start laughing even if they haven't said anything. He can be called the best audience.

While watching the two perform, he studied today's guests and soon discovered that today's lineup had changed significantly. In addition to the two singers and two actors from the previous episode, there was a middle-aged man in a white coat and a middle-aged man in a baseball uniform.

Obviously they are doctors and sports workers. TV shows and comics are similar. The personalities of the guests are very important, and it is a basic requirement to make the audience recognize them at the first time.

So tonight's topic is sports news? There's a doctor here, are we going to discuss injuries? Which player is out of the game due to illness?

Hanahana Taro was a game geek who had never paid attention to that kind of news, so after thinking about it for a while, he couldn't think of anything related. But he didn't want to search for it, because the host would talk about it later anyway.

"Okay, okay, I believe that something like falling drunk and losing your underwear on the street won't make you so serious, Zhengnan, what happened?"

Mi Jiang, who was short and fat like a potato, asked his partner next to him, and several guests also spoke up.

"What? Isn't that kind of thing very serious? If it were me, I would still be hiding in my room and not dare to go out."

A girl with delicate makeup exclaimed, her name is Takashima Rin, she is an actress who just starred in a TV series not long ago and was invited to the show because of her popularity.

"Hahaha, Lin-chan, you know too little about Masaaki. This kind of thing is a piece of cake for him. It happens at least once a month. Now it can't even be broadcast as news!"

The guest Takeda Akira said with a laugh:

"Mi-chan even called Jung-nam boring. He should be the one to apologize to the audience immediately for making such a backward joke!"

"Blah blah blah blah, Mr. Takeda, don't forget your identity as a guest! If you say something like this to a host like me, be careful or I'll fire you in the next episode!"

Mi Jiang jumped up and yelled, then her face changed again:

"Oops, did I reveal that I can command and supervise?!"

At this time, a line of colorful words floated across the TV screen, accompanied by exciting music and voice-over:

"As long as Zheng Nan-san is still here, we will never throw away his underwear! This is the insistence of all the staff of the program! This is everyone's love for Zheng Nan-san!!"

Then the fake audience laughed. Of course, Hanahana Taro outside the TV also laughed along, picking up his phone and typing:

“Hahahaha, these guys should just let Zheng Nan go. How many years are they going to play this joke for?!”

A bunch of show fans in the chat group sent out laughing symbols.

The loyalty of fans accumulated by this kind of program that has continued for decades is difficult for outsiders to understand. If the program is to be shut down one day, these die-hard fans will probably donate money to ask for it to continue to be broadcast.

The actress Takashima Rin pouted cutely and asked in confusion:

"If that's the case, then why is Mr. Zhengnan so serious? It's so scary. I almost thought I had an accident during the performance."

Others immediately followed up with questions, and Hana Hana Taro also muttered, "Hurry up and tell me!" Then he saw a message in the group of friends:

"Today's news is definitely about that!"

Then someone immediately responded:

"That's right, I've switched to several channels and they're all talking about this. It's been overwhelming since this afternoon!"

"Which TV station would dare to miss such an event? Not to mention bonuses, even wages would be deducted!"

Seeing that Zhengnan and Mijiang on TV were still teasing the audience, he quickly sent a message in the group:

"Um, sorry, I passed out last night and just woke up. What happened?"

There was a brief silence in the chat group, and then the repeaters began to repeat Hanahana Taro's words one after another, but no one was willing to tell him.

Alas, sooner or later this world will be destroyed by the tape recorder.

While complaining, Hanahana Taro also repeated a sentence.

Who can refuse to repeat? As long as there is a repeater, everyone will become a repeater! This is something more terrifying than the zombie virus!

Finally, the other guests on TV seemed to be unable to bear it anymore and started cursing, urging Zhengnan to explain why he looked so frustrated.

"Wow, I was scared."

Zhengnan, who was wearing a gray suit, said with a look of horror.

“Frightened?”

"Yes, I watched a baseball game today, and I still can't close my eyes. It was so scary."

Actress Takashima Rin quickly asked with concern: "Kusuo!? Did he get hit in the face by a home run baseball?"

"No, no, no, if that's the case, Zhengnan should be showing off to us now with a smug look on his face. Getting hit in the face by a home run will bring good luck."

"Good luck? A broken nose as a reward?"

"Hahaha, if it were me, I'd want to catch it even if my nose was broken! Of course, the prerequisite is that it's a home run by the Yomiuri Giants!"

During the discussion, Zheng Nan told the truth:

"I wasn't beaten, but rather, although my body wasn't injured, my brain and my soul were hit hard with a sledgehammer!"

"Eh???"X7

At this time, the voice-over outside the TV sounded:

"What kind of baseball game could scare Masao-san like this after he lost his underwear next to a trash can and slept all night without batting an eyelid!?"

Hahahaha~~~

Hanahana Taro was immediately amused and burst out laughing. It turns out that Masao’s underwear joke never goes out of style!

"You guys should not take it lightly. That's a magic ball with a speed of 175 kilometers per hour!!"

"Maji!?"

"Uso!?"

When all the guests heard this, their eyes widened and they shouted exaggeratedly. A photo of a speed gun appeared on the TV screen, with the number "175" clearly displayed on it.

Takashima Lin exclaimed, "You must be kidding! It's almost as fast as the Shinkansen!"

"Can humans really shoot a ball like this? They must be aliens!"

"Mr. Zheng Nan was hit on the head by a baseball!"

Zhengnan shook his head and sighed:

"Look, you've become like this just by hearing the news. If you saw the game in person like me, you'd become like me too."

The guests expressed their disbelief and asked the program team to send Zhengnan to the hospital for a brain examination.

"It's broken! Supervisor, supervisor, call an ambulance quickly!"

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At this time, Mi Jiang said:

"Fortunately, although it was just a practice match, we will not miss out on our carefully reported news, 'Scare You All'. Our loyal frontline reporters brought back precious game videos. I believe the identities of the players will scare you all! Especially you, Ms. Takashima Lin, I have to remind you to turn off the microphone first, otherwise I'm afraid your screams will be too loud."

"Eh? Is that true? One hundred and seventy-five? I remember Shohei Ohtani's best score was only over one hundred and sixty, right? And I don't know anything about baseball, so don't worry about me getting too excited~~"

Takashima Lin said cutely.

Mi Jiang smiled and waved to play the video without saying anything.

The TV in front of Hanahanataro also switched the screen to a baseball field recorded from the sidelines.

"Hmm? That person is..."

He squinted his eyes and leaned forward, trying to see the figure standing in the center of the diamond court. But before he could see clearly, a scream full of surprise suddenly sounded on the TV.

"Ahhhhhh!!! It's Hojo-sensei!! It's Hojo-sensei!!"

As expected, Takashima Lin screamed.

Hanahana Taro suddenly realized what was going on and then felt ashamed.

I am a fake fan. I didn't recognize Hojo Sensei at first sight.

He looked at his phone, and sure enough, the messages in the chat group exploded in an instant.

"Hahaha, I knew they were going to talk about Hojo-sensei!"

"The magic ball is traveling at 175 km/h. Not only Japan, but the entire American internet is full of news about Hojo-kun! The whole world is discussing this!"

“But then again, I didn’t expect Takashima Rin to be a fan of Hojo-sensei too. She can recognize him just from his silhouette. She’s a real fan!”

"Bah! Is that kind of woman worthy of being a fan of Hojo-sensei? She just wants to use Hojo-sensei's popularity to show off herself!"

"Hahaha, that's right. Now that Hojo-sensei's work has been confirmed to be adapted into a movie, and it's being shot by a big Hollywood director, I'm afraid all the actors in the country will want to please him."

"..."

Hanahanatarou was confused. When did Hojo-sensei play baseball? And the whole world knew about it? He just took a nap. Did he wash away all his memories?

He was confused when a roar came from downstairs.

"Hanataro!! If you don't lower your voice, the neighbors will call the police!!"

Hearing his mother's shout, Hanahana Taro frantically looked for the remote control, complaining in his heart: The neighbor called the police to complain about you! Miss Takashima Lin's voice is so nice, even her screams are beautiful, unlike you, mom, who is so rude!

When he turned his eyes back to the TV, he saw that Hojo Sensei, wearing a baseball uniform, had finished pitching and was posing in the final pose.

So handsome, just like the protagonist of a comic book.

Hanahana Taro admired in his mind, he didn't play baseball, but he played baseball games and read baseball comics.

At the same time, in the small window on the TV, actress Takashima Rin also held her face with her hands and screamed obsessively:

"So handsome!! As expected of Mr. Hojo, every move is so perfect!! Mi-chan, did you see that? Mr. Hojo's legs are so long. I feel like Mr. Hojo's legs are even longer than yours!"

"Wipe performance" - using a small window to display the guests' reactions and complaints, which is something that all Japanese variety shows cannot avoid. Although many people curse, they have never been deleted in decades, because even those who curse actually like to watch it. This small window is very helpful in increasing the audience's sense of involvement.

In another small window, Mi-chan opened her eyes wide and opened her mouth in shock. Then the TV screen changed, and a screenshot of Hojo Kyosuke, who looked even taller and more slender in a baseball uniform, was captured. Then a full-body photo of the host Mi-chan was shown, and the result was...

"Is this true? Mi-chan, you're actually a head taller than Hojo-sensei's legs!"

"Hahahaha! That's amazing!"

Hojo Kyosuke's body proportions are extremely good. He is 1.8 meters tall and his legs look longer than those of supermodels when they wear high heels.

Hanahana Taro in front of the TV was laughing so hard, because when the photo of Mi-chan was placed next to Hojo Kyosuke, the latter's waistline was directly up to his neck.

As he was laughing, he suddenly lowered his head and looked at his legs and belly that looked like Superman.

Wait a minute, Mi-chan's height seems to be similar to mine...

hiss……

At this time, Takashima Lin on TV protested again:

"Hey!! Why put such a big sticker on Hojo-sensei!?"

In the picture, the tall and handsome Hojo Kyosuke, wearing a baseball uniform, had a smiley face pasted on his abdomen to cover it.

Mi Jiang and Zheng Nan looked at each other and smiled obscenely:

"Of course it's because hahaha~~"

When Takashima Lin heard this, her face immediately blushed with shyness.

Also in front of the TV, Eriri nodded in satisfaction and commented:

"This production crew still has some etiquette. It's that woman. Why is she blushing? Close your eyes and don't look at me!"

This idiot found Yamauchi Sakura as soon as he arrived at the baseball field today. He had to persuade her to come down with some persuasion. (End of this chapter)