This World Has Gone Crazy

Qi Qile took Yi Hang to the sofa and stared at him strangely: "He hasn't exploded you yet. How did you survive this time?"

"He didn't force me, then I started playing games, watching anime, eating potato chips."

Qi Qile talked to him when he was hospitalized, knowing that this man was a otaku, and he drew a corner of his mouth: "You have been like this these days? Are you nearly thirty? Why don't you find a job?"

"I mentioned, that **** said that I worked at his company before, and let me rest for a few days before I went to play, and then I found that he was looking at my information ... he was actually looking at my information! "

He prayed, wondering, "What's wrong?"

你 "You hear me clearly," Yi Hang was frightened, "It's not this body, it's my previous information!"

Qi Qile was shocked: "Have you told him the truth?"

"Since I was in the psychiatric department and shot by him again, how dare I say such things," Yi Hang said sadly. "More than that, he didn't come to the hospital when I was just injured. Appear, do you know why? "

Qi Qile raised an eyebrow: "Say."

"Because he dumped me early, his mother-in-law, I said how he had to go and pat me at the time. It didn't matter to me long ago, but then I was taken honestly by him and asked him who I am He made me shout dear drops, and my **** shouted! Isn't this a self-digging grave ?! "

Qi Qile responded for a while: "How does he know who you were before?"

"Maybe I explained to those people in the psychiatric department that I had an accident and had an operation to change my body, and he heard it," Yi Hang thought for a while, "or I'm playing my game and logging in with my previous account."

"..." Qi Le said, "Are you two hundred and fifty?"

"You are only two hundred and fifty. I finally managed to get to the top. I just hit the artifact. I can't say how to throw it away," said Yi Hang with a serious face. I stole the number, and I left a message saying that it was to help my friends complete their last wish and hit the top. Hey ... many people helped me. "

I pray: "..."

"My master of this body does n’t seem to play games. Then the **** watched me play and saw my level, did he doubt it? And I found out that his friends did not like me, and some even asked me to let me alone Don't play tricks, "Yi Hang looked idiotic." Did I change too much and make him doubt? "

"Yes," Qi Le thought for a while, "Did he kiss you in the hospital last time, and did he kiss him afterwards?"

Yi Yihang's shoulders collapsed: "I kissed in the past two days."

Qi Le guessed that the person should be tentative at first, but later found out that he was not the previous one. He deeply felt that the elite men were not ordinary people. This kind of thing was acceptable, but since the person was willing to tempt, he explained their The relationship is not so simple as his lover. He raised an eyebrow: "So what's the problem with that guy?"

"Unclear."

Qi Qile wanted to rely on these two hundred and fifty IQs, and even if the survey was estimated, he didn't know where to start, so he changed the topic: "How do you know he wants to explode you?"

Yi Hang said poorly, "I've run out of potato chips ..."

"..." Qi Le said, "Is the two related ?!"

"You finished listening to me," Yi Hang was sad. "I ran out of potato chips and went to the supermarket to buy it. Then I stood in front of a bunch of condoms and looked at things. He came over and asked what I like ..."

等等 "Wait," Qi Le interrupted. "Why are you standing there?"

"I'm not looking at it, it's just standing there!"