This World Has Gone Crazy

"You shut up!" Yi Hang was interrupted by the liver tremor in a hurry, feeling deeply embarrassed, he thought for a while, hummed and asked Qi Le, "You said that Lao Tzu was thinking for his body and gave him a gift with joy , Hope he likes it, is this wrong? "

Lu Yanbin: "..."

"Yes," Prairie told the truth, "People who give gifts generally have this expectation."

"That is," Yi Hang was even more angry. "He just doesn't like it. At least don't show it so clearly, but what about him? He wanted to throw it in front of me! It took me thousands of dollars. His mind was ruined by him like this. If it were you, how would you feel? "

I prayed for a while, "What gift?"

Yihang stayed for a while: "Isn't you supposed to stand by my side and scold him for being cruel and ruthless?"

Yeah, I might really think so for another person, but the subject is you ... Qi Le blinked: "I have to ask first, in case your gift violates the taboos of others, then you can't blame him, right?"

Yihang: "..."

"What the gift?"

Yi Hang was quite guilty and his eyes were confused. Lu Yanbin calmly said, "An inflatable-doll made according to his looks and body, even the sound was recorded by himself, as soon as the sensor was triggered, he started to howl."

I pray: "..."

I have two hundred and five. You really have an idea. When a dummy is compared with a real person, who do you say he would choose? Qi Le glanced at the skin exposed by someone's neckline, drew a corner of his mouth, and looked at Lu Yanbin: "Then you threw it away?"

"He refused to throw, and asked me what was not satisfactory, he could let the manufacturer change," Lu Yanbin said, "then I said to him ..."

Yihang immediately became embarrassed and angry: "You shut up!"

Lu Lubin looked at him: "I was telling the truth yesterday, your cry is really wrong."

"No, you can press me on the bed ... what? What ?!"

Lu Yanbin calmly reminded: "You asked me what I should call, and I told you it was the same as when we went to bed that day, you wouldn't."

"Fart!" Yi Hang paced back and forth. "I yelled at YY for two hours last night, and my throat was almost dumb. Even I felt the screaming wave, you still said no, you made me intentionally Endure patience and say the phrase 'unless you go to me again' to make you happy ?! "

"No, it's your calling that's wrong."

"Shit is wrong!"

Lu Yanbin calmly drew his mobile phone, turned out the audio, opened the playback, and only heard someone's voice bursting out instantly: "Ya ~ Miss ~ Butterfly ... 嗷 ... 嗷 ah ... Ya ~ Miss ~ Butterfly ... Wah ... … Ah………… ～~~~

Yihang: "..."

Lu Yanbin turned off and opened another, this time the voice was full of emotions-desire: "Well ... lightly, lightly ... ah ... 'like?' ... um ... like your sister ... ah ... 'comfortable Huh? '... Uh ... "

Yi Hang: "= 口 ="

Yi Hang asked weakly, "When did you record it?"

"Yesterday your YY did not close, I copied it to my phone," Lu Yanbin looked at him calmly, "Now you hear something different."