This entertainment industry is a bit strange

Chapter 225 Are you two planning to join the comedy world?

Author: Waist38D

Chapter 225 Are you two planning to join the comedy world?

That night, Yang Rui, who had just posted "Soul Painting", posted another Weibo post.

This time, it's a video.

The video starts with a single shot of Yang Rui, with a solemn expression.

The people who clicked on the video were all stunned. What happened?

"Recently, all kinds of random rumors have appeared on the Internet, and they are getting more and more outrageous. I feel it is necessary to come out in person to clarify."

After hearing this, Gua friends and fans suddenly realized that this was what it was for?

It's time to come out and clarify things, otherwise things will really get messed up.

And those insects hiding in the darkness, their eyes gleaming with excitement, finally couldn't help but come out to respond?

I'm not afraid of your response to this kind of thing, but I'm afraid that you won't say anything!

The more you respond, the higher the popularity will be and the more room everyone will have to continue to play!

"First of all, I respect Director Zhang very much. He is my idol in the industry, but the problem is that we don't know each other at all. I have never met him. I don't know what bastard spread the rumor that I came to see him for a real-person PK. This is

Slander, do you know? I can sue you..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jing Tian's voice suddenly came from outside the camera.

"Yang Rui, where is Director Zhang? Didn't you say you wanted to have tea with him? Why are you the only one left?"

Yang Rui looked embarrassed and said nothing.

"What do you want me to ask you?" The camera panned and Jing Tian looked anxious, "My parents are both fans of Director Zhang. I also want to get his autograph. Take me to him quickly!"

"I'm recording a statement. What are you causing trouble? Seriously, can't you wait a little longer?" Yang Rui looked depressed, "Okay, okay, come with me."

By now everyone has understood clearly that this is not a clarification statement, it is clearly a whole job!

When the scene changed, Yang Rui was standing on the hillside, using branches to pull away a bunch of messy weeds. After a long while, he pointed at a small bag of dirt and said hesitantly: "Probably, it seems to be here. It was there just now."

The two of them were still performing solemnly, and the audience in front of the TV and computer was already laughing crazy. They pointed out the place where the body was abandoned, right? Are you going to change your mind and become a comedian?

The camera lens also began to shake, and a faint pig-like laughter could be heard.

The two people in the camera immediately looked over here.

"Look, look, isn't this right here!" Yang Rui walked towards the camera with a dark face, "Old Zhang, what's going on with you? Are you carrying the camera or sifting chaff? The old photographer is here!"

"With your virtue, you still help me shoot commercials, is that okay? How about I do it myself!"

Immediately, Zhang Yimou's voice came from the video, "Sorry, I haven't eaten. I promise you won't shake when you're full."

"..."

The video is very short, but the effect is quite good.

This kind of live-action short videos are actually not uncommon. They can be found everywhere on major short video platforms, but they are basically made by grassroots people pretending to be crazy and ugly. There are very few orthodox artists to shoot this kind of thing.

Price drop.

But the lineup in this video is staggeringly strong.

The top domestic director Zhang Yimou, the super-star director Yang Rui, the popular pretty Xiaohua Jingtian... it's more than enough to make a movie!

And looking at Yang Rui and Jing Tian, ​​they acted quite seriously.

However, it is this seriousness that brings a different sense of contrasting comedy, making countless people laugh out loud in front of their mobile phones and computers.

"I was so unprepared that I almost choked to death while eating."

"I laughed out loud during evening self-study, and received the attention gift of caring for the mentally retarded from the whole class."

"Are you two planning to develop into the comedy world?"

"You really don't need any of the baggage of being an idol, right?"

"It is recommended to fast forward directly to the cross talk between the two."

"This can have..."

Apart from being funny, everyone found that the amount of information in this short video is actually quite large.

First, Zhang Yimou and Yang Rui have no conflict at all, otherwise they can work together?

Secondly, the relationship between these two people may not be bad, otherwise Yang Rui would not be able to talk about "Old Zhang".

Third, judging from the last conversation between the two, Zhang Yimou even wanted to personally help Yang Rui shoot the commercial.

In this situation, you and I are having a life-and-death fight and even have a real-person PK?

No fool would believe it!

This time, it was the insects' turn to be dumbfounded.

I never expected that Zhang Yimou would actually let go of his arrogance and play with Yang Rui!

This seemingly absurd short video directly shattered the wall of rumors they had worked so hard to build, without even the possibility of repairing it!

Zhang Yimou, Zhang Yimou, you are also a well-known international director and a top-level boss in the Chinese film industry. Can you be a little more stylish and assertive?

Yang Rui’s fans are crazily criticizing you, but you just let it go?

There is no future!

However, no matter how angry they are, they can't change the outcome. Zhang Yimou's tiger-skin flag will definitely not be used anymore.

Faced with the overwhelming taunts from the group, the insects discussed in the group and began to collectively change their tone - everyone was deceived. This incident may have been a farce directed and performed by Yang Rui and Xingqing Culture from beginning to end.

The purpose is to attract attention and sell box office!

Not only you friends were deceived, we were also deceived, everyone was fooled!

What, you ask for evidence?

Take a look at the box office of "Fist of Heroes" in the past two days. How popular it has been. If it hadn't been for all the hype, would it have been so popular?

Why didn’t Zhang Yimou pursue the case?

Money can make all the difference, everyone knows that there is nothing that money can’t solve. If there is, then add a little more!

Although this incident is false, the evaluation of "Fist of Heroes" is spot-on and quite accurate.

This movie is garbage, there’s nothing to say!

The main theme is either a death-free gold medal or a bad one!

They are also action movies. Take a look at Quentin Quentin's "Kill Bill" last year. From the narrative techniques to the plot structure, from the camera language to the martial arts choreography to the special effects, which one is not the smash hit "Fist of Heroes"?

?

Leaving aside the halo of the main melody, there is at least twenty years between the two!

Therefore, I advise Yang Rui not to continue marketing overseas. If foreign movie fans see it, they will probably laugh to death, and Chinese filmmakers will be completely embarrassed!

As soon as these harmonious little compositions came out, they immediately aroused a lot of resonance, and countless people agreed.

With two "Kill Bill" films, Quentin has become the hottest and most popular director in Hollywood. Relying on Milton's strong cultural hegemony, he has considerable influence around the world.

In China, there is no exception. Countless people regard his films as a model. From the earliest "Reservoir Dogs" to the latest "Kill Bill 2", there are endless second-generation videos with various praises and interpretations.

In the exquisite group, this director has a supreme status. Zhang Yimou, Chen Poet, and Jiang Wen are not worthy of carrying Quentin's shoes!

What? You mean Yang Rui?

Have you ever heard of trying to land on the moon? How shameless?

At this time, even Yang Rui's fans were a little dumbfounded.

After all, in the minds of most fans, the cognitive imprint of Hollywood>Chinese film industry also exists. You can play around unscrupulously in your own three-acre land, but you really have to compare Yang Rui with a big Hollywood director like Quentin.

, I had no confidence at all.

As the insects say, if you really want to force the porcelain to touch the porcelain, you will accidentally make a fool of yourself!

With the hope of a comeback right in front of them, and as the insects were eager to open the champagne at halftime, a short video of "export to domestic sales" directly broke the entire Chinese Internet.

The video comes from Little Blue Bird of America, and the poster is none other than Quentin Tarantino, who was just pulled out by the insects as a gunman!

Although the video comes from across the ocean, it seems to have been filmed in a cinema in China, with a rough-looking man with an unshaven beard sitting next to him - Jiang Wen.

In the background of the video, the ending credits of "Fist of Heroes" were playing. It was obvious that Quentin and Jiang Wen had just finished watching the film.

Quentin's face turned red and he looked very excited. He gave thumbs up to the selfie camera and continued to chant in blunt Chinese: "Newbie! Newbie!"

The peculiar accent created by mixing Beijing flavor + hamburger flavor, no need to ask, it is 100% inherited from Jiang Wen.

At this time, the Internet social platform exploded.

(End of chapter)