This dragon ball is poisonous

"Holy shit, are you stupid? Cai Wenji is playing jungle? Do you believe that daddy will go along the network cable and twist your dog's head off? Damn it!"

Chen Yu looked at the first floor and picked Xiao Luban instantly.

Lock up little Daji on the second floor.

Without saying a word, lightning Jiang Ziya came to the third floor.

On the fourth floor, he sent "I play jungle", then locked Cai Wenji and used the punishment talent.

Chen Yu's mentality exploded on the fifth floor.

"nmsl, fuck."

"Play, play, play with a hammer."

"I have teammates of all kinds."

A line of text was typed on the first floor: "Let's reopen."

There is also a line on the second floor: "Reopening."

Third floor: "It can no longer be reopened."

The fourth floor sneered: "Haha!"

Chen Yu, who was on the fifth floor, started shouting: "Fourth floor, please explode where you are."

Then he locked Ake, who had the golden puppy card on him, and tried to control Kuanglan.

"This is my promotion competition. One star is enough to win the title. You guys are so cruel."

Amid the curses, the game began.

At the beginning, Cai Wenji opened all channels: "Welfare Bureau, give me a like when you finish, okay?"

"grass!"

"If you all have fun, you can win."

Holding back his anger, Chen Yu wrote a few words in his teammates' channel to encourage his teammates, and then went to jungle.

For the sake of a star, I will bear with you first.

But as you can imagine, this game was extremely difficult to play. After 10 minutes, congratulations to Chen Yu for winning the losing team’s MVP.

When it was almost over, Jiang Ziya and Cai Wenji were still saying on the public screen: "Great job!" "Remember to give me a like on the other side."

"...", Chen Yu was speechless.

He quit the game, silently put his phone back into his pocket, then stood up, stretched without any grace, then cleaned up the things on the table, pushed back the chair he had pushed away when he stood up, and put it away.

I picked up a bag of garbage and went out.

"Hey, games don't make people happy."

Chen Yu took the elevator directly to the underground parking lot, and then threw the garbage bag into the trash can in the corner.

Then he walked into the parking lot and drove his Audi out.

"It's really boring. The games are no longer fun, and women are no longer attractive. Let's go for a spin on the beach and maybe we can pick up some shells."

After making up his mind, Chen Yu stepped on the accelerator and drove the white Audi out of the community, turned onto the main road, and drove towards the seaside beach.

Not long after I got on the highway, a phone call came.

Chen Yu didn't answer and concentrated on driving.

After a while, the phone rang again.

Obviously, the other party has perseverance.

Chen Yu became impatient, took his cell phone out of his trouser bag, turned on the speakerphone and threw it directly on the passenger seat.

"If you have something to say, hurry up. If you fart, hurry up. I'm driving."

"Brother Yu, are you free tomorrow? Come ride a horse with me..." A delicate voice came from the loudspeaker.

"Miss, I'm driving."

"Why are you driving in broad daylight? Can I drive it easily?"

"Four wheels, not two legs, understand? Leave me alone and hang up the phone."

At this time, a large speeding truck came from behind and bumped into the small Audi's butt. The speed did not slow down even after the collision. Sparks and lightning along the way pushed Chen Yu's small Audi towards the bus in front.

"Fuck!"

"Chen Yu, who are you scolding?" A dissatisfied voice came from the phone, but it was a pity that Chen Yu couldn't hear it.

"boom!!!"

The little Audi exploded, flames shot into the sky, and the highway turned into a sea of ​​flames.

…………

Chen Yu only felt that his whole body was being burned by flames and was in burning pain. His whole body seemed to be torn apart, especially his head, which was in abnormal pain and was about to burst.

Now even opening my eyes has become a very difficult thing.

He felt that someone was feeding him water and mumbling a lot of words to him, but he couldn't understand a word, and he really couldn't understand the language.

He didn't know how long he had been unconscious for, but Chen Yu opened his eyes with difficulty.

What strikes the eye is the white ceiling, and what the nose smells is the pungent smell of potion.

He rolled his eyes and looked around at his surroundings.

"It's a hospital. It's great. I'm handsome and lucky. I can't die even if the car explodes." Chen Yu secretly thought, feeling quite happy.

As the saying goes, if you survive a catastrophe, you will be lucky in the future. Let that little Audi go with peace of mind.

"Which little sister? Why are you lying on me? It's very heavy."

Chen Yu reluctantly raised his right hand and poked the girl who was sleeping with her hands on her body and her head on the hospital bed.

"You can't see the face, and you don't know who it is?"

“Hmm~~”

The girl felt something poking her, murmured in sleep, and then scratched her golden hair with her hands, but she did not wake up.

"I can't tell who the voice is."

"Beauty, wake up, my legs are numb."

Chen Yu poked her arm a few more times without giving up.

The girl finally woke up this time, rubbed her eyes with her hands, and opened her hazy sleepy eyes.

When she saw Chen Yu wake up, with an expression of surprise on his face, she said, "&のいのし&."

Chen Yu: "???"

Three big question marks popped up in Chen Yu's mind.

The first question mark is who is this girl?

The second question mark is what was she talking about?

The third question mark is why is this young lady so beautiful?

"Can you speak human language? I can't understand this kind of language." Chen Yu said helplessly.

This time it was the blonde girl's turn to be confused.

She stood up with a sad face, approached Chen Yu, put her palm on Chen Yu's forehead, then looked at Chen Yu's face doubtfully, and poked Chen Yu's face with her finger.

"Can you please stop looking at me like I'm a fool?"

But the young lady is even more sad.

The girl stood up, ran to the corridor, called the nurse, and pointed at Chen Yu.

"Ding, the game is being bound."

"The game is successfully bound and is loading. Please wait patiently."

At this time, a crisp electronic voice sounded.

"Great, I can understand this." This was Chen Yu's first reaction.

"That's not right. This voice seems to be coming from my mind. It doesn't sound like it's coming from the little nurse and the blonde girl." He was confused again.

"The game has loaded successfully and the language pack is being downloaded. Please wait patiently."

"Language pack loaded successfully, starting to match player data."

"???What's going on??" Chen Yu was confused.

At this time, the blonde girl spoke, and Chen Yu found that he could understand her this time.

I heard the blond girl anxiously said to the nurse: "My brother seemed to be stupid after he woke up. He was babbling so much that he didn't know what he was talking about."

Chen Yu: "???"

Brother? What brother? Who is your brother?

The nurse came over, opened Chen Yu's eyelids with two fingers, looked at his two eyeballs, then tested his body temperature, and made Chen Yu open his mouth: "It's probably the head."

After receiving a heavy blow, the base of the tongue was paralyzed, so I may have a bit of a tongue problem when speaking, but it’s not in the way and I will recover slowly.”

After saying that, the little nurse smiled sweetly at Chen Yu, twisted her waist and left.

"Brother, what should I do if you are stupid?" The blond girl sat on the edge of the bed, holding her chin with her hands and looking at Chen Yu.

At this time, Chen Yu suddenly noticed a line of words appearing on the head of the blond girl.

【Lazili is worried about her younger brother】??(magnifying glass)

What is this?

By some strange coincidence, Chen Yu reached out and pointed at the magnifying glass next to his name.

A properties panel appeared in front of him.

【Character】:Lazili

【Age】:16 years old

[Combat Power]: 4 points

[Skills]: None

[Intimacy]: 90 (full value is 100)

???

Chen Yu was shocked. This seemed to be a game panel, right?

The key is that the name [Lazili] is also a bit familiar.

Am I dreaming?

Chen Yu quickly raised two fingers and pinched his face hard.

"Fuck, it hurts! It hurts! It hurts!!"

Seeing her younger brother suddenly pinching herself hard, La Zili's face turned gloomy and she felt that her younger brother was really stupid.