The old man was very angry, but he was still very young.

"Xifeng, why have there been five idiots following us since the beginning?"

Ghost Brother was killing a level 30 wild monster, leveling up with a new level 24 clone that was born today.

"Don't worry about them, if they dare to do anything, let them know a poem."

"What?"

"Why bury your bones in your hometown? There are green mountains everywhere in life."

As he said that, he grabbed the head of an undead summon and twisted it off directly, threatening it, and then put its head back.

"Xifeng, do you want to keep a few more summons? If they start to attack, we can fight back."

"No, the more summons I control, the more tired I will be, and the more mana I will consume. The easier it is to level up, the better. Otherwise, who can stand staying in the wild for several days?"

"As expected of an early-born brother, you are experienced."

"Of course, and don't be reluctant to spend mana. Use less normal attacks and more skills, so that you can improve your proficiency.

Don't learn from the old thief. Although he doesn't leave the city, he uses skills at the air when he has nothing to do. Otherwise, he won't be able to upgrade his skills in his lifetime."

The two bandits chatted while fighting, leisurely and comfortable.

Behind the two, the cockscomb was still cautious and said to Lao Shu Hu: "You go first, just say you want to kill them."

Lao Shu Hu pointed at himself, "Ah? Me?"

"Stupid, this is called luring the snake out of its hole! Bandits often act in groups. Although they look like they are leveling up, who knows if they are going to do something again. You go out and show yourself first. If there are still bandits nearby, they will definitely show up!"

"Brother is great!"

Lao Shu Hu took out his dagger weapon and sneaked up.

A skeleton soldier holding a tattered shield and a long sword came to Brother Gui, and the skeleton said something with a "click" in his mouth.

When Brother Gui heard it, he stopped his hand and said, "They started."

Bachi looked at Brother Gui, then at the skeleton, and was very surprised.

"We only saw one person. The others are probably attacking from other directions. They are all over level 30. We can't handle them."

"Sure enough, we should keep more summons."

"No, the brothers have been bored fighting monsters these days. The old thief is also bored at home and wants to go out and play. Since these five people are here, we can't waste them."

After a while.

Brother Gui and Ba Tiao continued to sweep the monsters forward, pretending to be leveling up. Mouse Hu suddenly jumped out from behind a slope.

"Stop! Bandits! Today I will enforce justice and destroy you!"

Brother Gui covered his head with a mask and acted frightened.

"Oh! Level 36! The level is several times higher! Ba Tiao! Run!"

Batiao is a shooter profession.

He raised his bow and shot an arrow at a small hill in the distance.

After the arrow was inserted on it, the tail of the arrow dragged a long glowing thread and pulled Ba Tiao directly over.

Seeing this, Mouse Hu's self-confidence soared.

As expected, he is just an ordinary bandit, not the kind that can kill the world boss instantly. I can handle it alone!

"Prepare for death, slide attack!"

Lao Shu Hu fell down, slid down the slope quickly, and stabbed Brother Gui with a dagger.

Brother Gui commanded a summon to rush over and block in front of him.

"Puff!"

"Hualala..."

The skeleton soldier was killed instantly and disintegrated on the spot, turning into a pile of broken bones.

"I'll stab again!"

Lao Shu Hu activated his second skill.

Brother Gui pulled another summon over and blocked in front of him.

"Hualala..."

Another one fell apart.

"I stab again!"

"I block again!"

"I stab again!"

"I block again!"

"Fuck! Are you a man? Challenge me! What's the point of using summons to block the knife!"

"Are you an idiot? I summon a sequence. What else can I use? Your pig brain?"

"Asshole! How dare you scold me?"

Ghost brother suddenly stopped moving, still smiling at Lao Shu Hu.

"What are you laughing at?"

Ghost brother didn't say anything, pointing behind Lao Shu Hu.

"Heh, a trick of elementary school students, do you think I will be fooled? I looked back and gave you a chance to sneak attack?"

Suddenly.

Lat Shu Hu found that there was a sound of speakers behind him.

"Haha! I'm afraid that you can come! But you can't leave!!"

The staccato drum beats, combined with the music of Chinese instruments, gave rise to a sense of weirdness and absurdity.

Then, there was a short piece of playful music with a bit of teasing.

Then, there were a series of deliberately hoarse voices, in the old

Shu Hu started singing behind him.

"Hey! Visiting the mountain at night~ Whose hands are those arm around the shoulder~ If you have the guts, follow them~~"

"One step at a time~ Two steps at a time~~"

"Hey! Visiting the mountain at night~ You can't guess what they are saying~ Just keep your joys and sorrows to yourself~~"

"Forget about love, forget about the Dao, forget about the past and the present!"

Shu Hu looked back, his chin dropped to his feet in shock.

Every time a line of lyrics sounded, a few people wearing mahjong pattern headgear and Taoist robes of various colors would appear behind the earth slopes behind him.

Bandits!

A lot of them!

They appeared to the rhythm of the music while singing, and approached step by step.

Those mahjong patterns seemed like death warrants in Shu Hu's eyes.

His heartbeat accelerated, his legs were numb, and he sat on the ground.

Although no one had taken action, he was so scared that he lost control of his bowels and bladder, and kowtowed to beg for mercy.

"Please spare my life... I was just kidding. I actually admire you guys!"

Ghost Brother kicked him from behind.

"What are you arguing about? The song hasn't finished yet."

After Ba Tiao left with his skills, Song Gua swapped places with him.

This area was full of high and low earth slopes. He just found a depression to release the clones without anyone noticing.

Two hundred clones came this time.

They surrounded Lao Shu Hu.

They held hands and danced in circles around him, singing the song of Zuowang Dao together.

The host brother was carrying a speaker outside, shaking his head and looking crazy.

In the distance.

Hearing the loud noise, Cockscomb Head didn't want to stick his head out to see, and his hands started shaking.

"Hehe, hehe... I, what did I say, there is indeed an ambush, right? Look, how many people are there on the other side?"

"It should be two hundred."

"Very good, they have two hundred and five people now."

"Huh?"

"Surrender."

"These crazy people are singing and dancing there, let's take this opportunity to run."

The cockscomb-headed man looked at him as if he were a fool.

"You can try."

A few minutes later.

The song was over.

"Haha! I'm afraid that if you come, you won't be able to leave!"

Sang it again.

Mouse Hu was surrounded by the bandits, with a look of despair on his face.

After singing three times, Song Gua wearing a dice headgear appeared.

"Stop playing, it's time to get down to business, go and catch the other few people."

Ten minutes later.

Five people with bruised faces and noses were lying on the ground, pressed down by Monkey Brother's enlarged golden hoop.

Song Gua took out a chair from his backpack and sat down.

"Tell me, who sent you here."

"Zhao, Zhao, Zhao family..."

"I guessed it."

"What are you? What's your name?"

"Zhao family's staff, my name is Lu Hao."

"What is the order from the Zhao family?"

"If you see a bandit, kill him without mercy. A real bandit's head is worth one million."

"Oh? I have a bold idea..."

The clones moved in unison, one hand covering their crotch, the other hand stretched out in front of them and swayed left and right, "No, you don't want to."

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