The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Just as Zhang Yuze was lost in his fantasies, two delicate fingers suddenly flickered in front of his face.

"Hey! Talk to me! What are you thinking about?"

"Uh!" Zhang Yuze finally snapped back to reality, noticing Wu Xinyu's face was a little flushed, clearly a bit shy.

Zhang Yuze looked around and noticed that quite a few people had noticed their rather unseemly posture, so he straightened his expression and puffed out his chest. Suddenly, Zhang Yuze thought of something and asked Wu Xinyu, "Did you post the photo of us on the academy's BBS? Confess now."

"What do you think? Hehe?" Wu Xinyu neither admitted nor denied it, just looked at Zhang Yuze with a smile that wasn't quite a smile.

Zhang Yuze looked at her, completely unfazed, and felt quite helpless. But in his heart, he was certain that she was the one who did it, otherwise, no one else would be so bored.

"Don't always frown! You'll get old faster!" Wu Xinyu's fair fingers traced across Zhang Yuze's forehead, as she said to him with a smile.

"Uh!" Zhang Yuze suddenly grinned mischievously and pulled her into his arms.

"Ah!" Caught off guard, Wu Xinyu fell right into Zhang Yuze's embrace.

Zhang Yuze put one arm around her slender waist, and with the other hand, he smacked her pert little behind three times. As he hit her, he scolded, "I see you're still so naughty, I'll teach you a lesson."

After hitting her, Zhang Yuze seemed to realize he'd caused trouble. He pushed Wu MM away, chuckled, and then took off running.

Wu Xinyu covered the spot where she had been hit with both hands, her face full of shame and indignation: "…"

After a long while, she finally reacted, stomped her foot in anger, and cursed at Zhang Yuze, "You little rascal, you big rascal, you huge huge huge rascal, how dare you take advantage of me! Waa! Waa! Waa!…"

At this moment, Zhang Yuze felt very content, looking at the hand that had just taken advantage of her. He clicked his tongue in admiration. He thought to himself: Who says that all breasts feel the same under the covers at night? The taste of this beauty's behind is definitely different! That elasticity, the touch is absolutely incomparable to others. If the academy's boys knew that he had actually touched Wu Da MM's behind, they would probably chase after him with cleavers! Hehe!

On the way back to the dormitory, Zhang Yuze found that he seemed to have become a celebrity. Some of the male students looked at him with admiration all the way, which left Zhang Yuze speechless. When did he become so well-known? Zhang Yuze didn't know if it was just his imagination, but he found that even the auntie selling boiled water across from the men's dormitory seemed to have changed her gaze when she looked at him.

As soon as he entered the dormitory, Zhang Yuze found a pile of colored paper floating towards him, which made him very puzzled.

"Dang! Dang! Dang!" Wang Kaijun, Lin Kunhong, and Qiu Zhenhua were all standing in front of him, in a posture of respectful welcome.

"I'll 'dang' your ass! What are you guys up to?" Zhang Yuze said, feeling very puzzled by their behavior.