The Secret to Picking Up Girls

A soprano, no less impressive than Pavarotti, erupted in a chorus of screams.

It turned out that more than a dozen girls were changing clothes inside the room, all wearing three-point bikinis! Their peaks, some petite, some voluptuous, appeared before Zhang Yuze, trembling.

"Pervert!"

"Pervert!"

"Flower thief!"

"Ghost!"

Zhang Yuze: "..."

Zhang Yuze was instantly bombarded with so many bizarre names that he was completely baffled. He even began to wonder if he was somehow related to ghosts. Before Zhang Yuze could figure it out, a storm of projectiles rained down on him.

"Ugh!" Suddenly, seeing a barrage of lipsticks, mirrors, and even bras flying towards him, Zhang Yuze's face turned pale.

"Mistake! Mistake! It wasn't my intention! Why didn't your literature committee inform me beforehand?" Zhang Yuze said sheepishly, hastily retreating from the room. However, his mind was still filled with the fleeting glimpses of those exposed beauties.

Zhang Yuze was hurrying to escape when he bumped into Su Jing. He saw her panting as she looked at Zhang Yuze and said, "I forgot to tell you, they're all changing clothes in there! You should avoid going in for now."

"Too bad, you said it too late." Zhang Yuze touched his nose, wearing a very regretful expression.

"What? You went in? What did you see?" Su Jing's expression changed, and she glared fiercely at Zhang Yuze, pressing him for an answer.

"Uh! I saw what I should have seen, and I saw what I shouldn't have seen." Zhang Yuze scratched his head, his face grave, his expression helpless.

"How could you do this? You're in big trouble now. When they come out, they're going to make you pay!" Su Jing's expression quickly returned to normal, but now she seemed to be gloating, which made Zhang Yuze feel quite depressed.

"Damn it, weren't you the one who told me to go change? That's why I went! Why didn't you explain it clearly to me? Anyway, I don't care. I'll just push everything onto you later. You're a girl, are they going to take turns on you?" Zhang Yuze said, grinning at Su Jing, giving her a 'you're on your own' look.

"I didn't tell you to change in that room! You brought this on yourself!" Su Jing looked at Zhang Yuze with a matter-of-fact expression.

"Damn, that's the only place to change clothes here. Did you want me to run around naked?" Zhang Yuze's face broke out in a cold sweat as he looked helplessly at this somewhat unreasonable girl.

"Well, I wouldn't know about that. Anyway, I didn't let you go in there. You'll have to bear all the consequences yourself! It has nothing to do with me." Su Jing looked at Zhang Yuze with a smug expression, as if saying, 'I don't know anything!'