The Secret to Picking Up Girls

The Evil God looked at Zhang Yuzhe, chuckled, and said, "If you couldn't do it, what would be the point of me telling you all this!"

Zhang Yuzhe nodded slightly upon hearing this, thinking to himself: That seems to be true.

Then, the Evil God said to Zhang Yuzhe, "Do you know what level is above the Heaven Level?"

Zhang Yuzhe thought for a moment and said to the Evil God, "I heard Boss Liu Yang say that above the Heaven Level is the Celestial God Level, and Boss Liu Yang is at the initial stage of the Celestial God Level."

The Evil God nodded slightly and said, "That's right. With your current strength, if the Great Demon God appears, you will be like an ant in front of him, so I must enhance your strength."

Zhang Yuzhe was overjoyed upon hearing this and said to the Evil God, "Evil God, are you planning to raise me to the Celestial God Level?"

Evil God: "…"

The Evil God shook his head and said with a wry smile, "Do you think gods are omnipotent? Even we have to abide by the laws of the universe. Of course, although I can't raise you to the Celestial God stage, I can increase your strength in a short period of time."

Although Zhang Yuzhe was a little disappointed, he also knew the principle of 'haste makes waste'. He is only at the initial stage of the Heaven Level now, and it would probably be a long way to go before reaching the Celestial God Level. However, if he could quickly improve his strength in a short period of time to deal with the Great Demon God, it would also be a good thing.

"Evil God, what methods do you have?" Zhang Yuzhe looked at the Evil God excitedly.

The Evil God nodded and said to Zhang Yuzhe, "In the past, the Father God accidentally collected the Divine Essence of some great gods who had fallen over the past hundreds of millions of years and made them into Divine Essence Pills. It can allow a cultivator at the late stage of the Heaven Level to advance to the Celestial God stage. Although the duration is only three days, it is already very rare."

Zhang Yuzhe lowered his head upon hearing this, and said to the Evil God with a somewhat黯然 expression, "Boss, but I am only at the initial stage of the Heaven Level now. I am not yet…"

The Evil God chuckled and said to Zhang Yuzhe, "Hehe, I have already thought of this for you, and I will help you solve it."

As he spoke, the Evil God said to Zhang Yuzhe, "Although I can't directly help you advance to the Celestial God stage, I can help you from the initial stage of the Heaven Level to the late stage, but this will take three days." Saying this, the Evil God sighed and said to Zhang Yuzhe, "Originally, I wanted you to improve on your own. Only cultivation success that you gain yourself is most beneficial to you. But now, time waits for no one. I can only help you. But this process will make you suffer a bit."

Looking at the Evil God's sly smile, which seemed somewhat malicious, Zhang Yuzhe knew that the Evil God was definitely not a good bird. Although he had only met him a few times, Zhang Yuzhe had learned about his various misdeeds from Boss Liu Yang. Suddenly, Zhang Yuzhe's eyes rolled, and he said to the Evil God with a chuckle, "Evil God, can I treat you to some MMs? We have many MMs here who are very strong and will definitely meet your needs. We have as many as you want."

"What… is that so? Why didn't I see any when I came…" Sure enough, Zhang Yuzhe's words were very much to the Evil God's liking. Immediately, the Evil God looked at Zhang Yuzhe with shining eyes.

Zhang Yuzhe chuckled and said to the Evil God, "Boss, don't worry, you can leave this matter to me."

Thinking that the Evil God could allow him to jump two levels, from the initial stage of the Heaven Level to the late stage of the Heaven Level at once, Zhang Yuzhe couldn't help but say to the Evil God, "Boss, you can start now!"

However, the Evil God was not in a hurry and said to Zhang Yuzhe, "Hehe, you little brat, weren't you just keeping a little girl waiting for you? Do you want her to be lonely in her boudoir? You are being too unkind!"

Zhang Yuzhe sweated a bit, not expecting that the Evil God had seen everything. He said to the Evil God with some dissatisfaction, "Boss, you were peeking at us just now…"

The Evil God didn't care and said, "That… what's the big deal? Although your little girl looks good, she is too thin and doesn't meet my aesthetic standards. I'm too lazy to look at her! If she were a little more plump, I might be interested."

Zhang Yuzhe: "…"

The Evil God nodded slightly to Zhang Yuzhe and said, "I should be staying here with you for a few days, so there's no rush. Prepare yourself well!" Saying this, the Evil God seemed a little impatient, turned around, and flew away from the spot, disappearing without a trace in an instant.

Zhang Yuzhe looked at the Evil God's departing figure, his expression slightly red, and thought to himself: This Evil God is really something. He didn't expect that he would run out while he was playing with Lulu, which was really too… Thinking that the whispers he and Lulu had shared might have been heard by him, Zhang Yuzhe was really a little embarrassed.

However, thinking that Lulu was waiting for him in the room, Zhang Yuzhe's heart felt a little hot. Although Lulu was already his woman, he hadn't explored her many times, and she was still very fresh and tender!

That night, Zhang Yuzhe and Lulu fought three hundred rounds. Of course, Lulu was still young after all and definitely couldn't withstand Zhang Yuzhe, an old bird. Before Zhang Yuzhe could vent completely, she couldn't hold on anymore. Zhang Yuzhe, who had been aroused, then continued to explore Lin Yuxian, Yi Ningxue, Siqi, and several other MMs. Only then was Zhang Yuzhe finally somewhat satisfied.

Zhang Yuzhe chuckled and said to Siqi, "Was yesterday okay?"

When Siqi heard Zhang Yuzhe mention yesterday's events, and thought about how crazy she had been yesterday compared to the last time, Siqi's face couldn't help but blush, and she said, "Brother is so bad."

Zhang Yuzhe looked at Siqi, thinking that she only had him as a relative now, and if he wasn't around in the future, she would be alone. Other girls at least still had their families, while she and Gu Yufei only had him as a relative. Thinking of this, Zhang Yuzhe felt a little helpless.

"Siqi, brother will make you happy forever." Thinking this, Zhang Yuzhe hugged Siqi into his arms.

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A post suddenly appeared on the B B S of Xiamen University:

The Beauty in Fat Competition, do you still think that being fat is unacceptable? Then you are O U T. I, Zhang Yuzhe, will hold a beauty pageant for fat people on XX year XX month XX day. The highest prize is 100,000 yuan. The top three winners will not only receive prize money but also share a handsome guy. This post was posted by Zhang Yuzhe, and he shamelessly put up a photo of the Evil God.