The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Zhang Yuze watched the boy devour his food. It seemed that although this guy was supposedly a foreign student, he didn't seem like much. Otherwise, he wouldn't have come to sponge off him. This made Zhang Yuze abandon his original idea of staying at the student's place. Although he thought about finding a hotel, it would be inconvenient since he wasn't familiar with the area. Zhang Yuze felt a bit depressed about this.

After finishing the meal, Zhang Yuze left the restaurant.

Arriving here, Zhang Yuze felt a bit frustrated. The so-called 'split body' that Liu Yang mentioned seemed to be on Mount Fuji, which was not far from the outskirts of Tokyo. However, Zhang Yuze was terrible with directions, and it wouldn't be easy for him to find Mount Fuji on his own. Even with a GPS, Zhang Yuze would often get his directions wrong. So, Zhang Yuze was still struggling. He could ask for help from the Toyo branch of Tianze Corporation, but after thinking about it, Zhang Yuze immediately dismissed the idea. Tianze Corporation was a high-profile place in Toyo. Zhang Yuze figured that if he went to Tianze Corporation, he would attract the attention of those with ulterior motives.

"Ah! I should have considered this situation beforehand, otherwise I wouldn't be so unlucky now," Zhang Yuze shook his head, feeling very depressed.

Suddenly, Zhang Yuze thought of something. Right, wasn't there something about 'couchsurfing' online recently? It's when you travel to another place and stay at someone's house. If they have a room, you sleep in the room; if not, you sleep on the couch. Of course, if others visit your city, they can stay at your place as well, as an exchange. It's a very fashionable thing these days. Although there's no guarantee of safety, many trendy people like to do it. It sounded pretty good. Thinking of this, Zhang Yuze found the restaurant owner and asked for a piece of paper. Then, he picked up a pen, wrote a few words: 'Looking for a couchsurfing host, willing to take the bait'.

Although Zhang Yuze didn't know if this would have any effect, he figured he should at least try, as there was no harm in it.

After saying goodbye to the foreign student, Zhang Yuze found a relatively bustling street in Tokyo and waved his sign around. Although Zhang Yuze felt that he looked quite silly doing this, fortunately, not many people in Toyo seemed to recognize the Chinese characters he had written. So, Zhang Yuze didn't feel too embarrassed.

Although Zhang Yuze's appearance was quite eye-catching, at first, many people just watched. No one actively approached him. However, the gazes that seemed to regard him as an idiot made Zhang Yuze feel a little uncomfortable.

After half an hour, someone finally came up to talk to him. However, it was an elderly woman with an extremely obese figure. Her weight... although Zhang Yuze believed he was quite strong, it would probably be difficult to serve someone like her. Of course, Zhang Yuze was just looking for a couchsurfing host, and originally shouldn't be considering other issues. However, the ambiguous gaze that the woman kept giving him, focusing on his sensitive areas, made it difficult for Zhang Yuze not to have suggestive thoughts.

"Will you come home with me?" The middle-aged woman glanced at Zhang Yuze and said with a smile. However, the smile looked very 'YD' (a Chinese slang term for 'horny' or 'perverted') to Zhang Yuze. Zhang Yuze estimated that if he really went back with her, he would probably have to fight three hundred rounds. For the sake of his life, Zhang Yuze politely declined.