The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Zhang Yuze was sweating bullets as he quickly said, "Grandpa Xia, that's not me! It's just... sometimes I don't know how to control myself, but my love for Mengting is absolutely real."

"Hmph, if I didn't know that your love for Mengting was genuine, there's absolutely no way you'd be together with Mengting in the future," Xia Guohao said dismissively with a "Hmph!" towards Zhang Yuze.

Zhang Yuze and Liu Mengting were scolded until they couldn't help but lower their heads, like children who had done something wrong.

"Alright, you don't need to be like this. Sometimes, putting myself in your shoes, I can understand you young people nowadays. Who hasn't been young before!" Saying that, Xia Guohao paused and said, "Alright, I understand. I will speak on your behalf to your parents."

"Hehe, thank you, Grandpa Xia," Zhang Yuze and Liu Mengting immediately rejoiced.

...

"What, aerobics?" An extremely lewd voice came from the male dormitory.

"That's right! Boss, I heard that our school is having an aerobics competition! Hehe!" Lin Kunhong chuckled lewdly at Zhang Yuze, who had a look of fantasy on his face.

Zhang Yuze's saliva was about to drool out. He knew that if there really was an aerobics competition, then every girl would be wearing tight-fitting aerobics outfits. That graceful figure... that beautiful and moving posture... would all be displayed in front of him. This made Zhang Yuze's heart unable to help but fill with fantasies.

"Boss, there are many beauties in your class. Whether someone participates or not is all up to you, right? You are the sports representative," Wang Kaijun, who was sitting on the bed trimming his toenails, also chuckled at Zhang Yuze.

"That's right! I am the sports representative. It seems that who participates and who doesn't is indeed within my authority," Zhang Yuze thought of this, and his heart felt very comfortable!

Suddenly, while Zhang Yuze was sitting on the lower bunk talking, he suddenly smelled a foul odor. He frowned, sniffed his nose, and asked in confusion, "Damn, what's that smell?"

Saying that, Zhang Yuze stood up. Suddenly, his eyes widened as he looked at a pair of salted fish on his upper bunk and weakly asked Wang Kaijun, "I say, Second Bro, how many millions of years have you not washed these socks? Why are you just throwing them here? Are you kidding me?"

"Uh, Boss, I just want to air them out first, wear them for another day, and then wash them, right?" Wang Kaijun said nonchalantly upon hearing this.

Zhang Yuze, Lin Kunhong: "..."

"Uh, Second Bro, how many days have you not washed these socks? Damn, weren't they originally white? Now they're all black," Zhang Yuze asked Wang Kaijun, pinching his nose and trying to hold back the things about to surge out of his stomach.

"What do you mean haven't washed them? I just washed them once last month," Wang Kaijun glared at Zhang Yuze.

Zhang Yuze: "..."

"Uh! Second Bro, isn't it the 26th of this month already?" Zhang Yuze touched his nose and said very depressed.

...

This class was physical education. On the playground, Zhang Yuze held the roll call book, looking spiritedly at the fifth class in front of him, the girls lined up in four rows.