The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Arriving at the entrance of the girls' dormitory, Zhang Yuzhe was just about to enter when he noticed an extremely sharp gaze fixed on him from the side, a gaze so terrifying it sent a chill down his spine. He quickly followed the direction of the gaze and saw it was the dormitory's gatekeeper, an elderly woman.

"Hello, Auntie…" Zhang Yuzhe dared not offend this gatekeeper, not in the slightest. Otherwise, if he ever wanted to do anything in the girls' dormitory in the future, it would be very inconvenient, and he couldn't possibly sneak around every time!

"What? You called me 'Auntie'? Do I look that old?" The gatekeeping auntie, clearly displeased, put her hands on her hips and glared at Zhang Yuzhe. It seemed he had already angered her.

"I'm only 46 this year! I'm still young!" The auntie glared at Zhang Yuzhe, quite annoyed.

"Uh!" Zhang Yuzhe scratched his nose with a wry smile. 'Damn, she's already 45 and still doesn't think she's old.'

"Madam, I called you that out of respect, not because I think you're old. In my eyes, you are graceful and elegant, definitely not old at all," Zhang Yuzhe said with a grin.

Even as he said this, Zhang Yuzhe felt a strong sourness in his stomach, a feeling like he was about to vomit.

"Alas, why is it so difficult to tell a lie occasionally? It seems I'm usually too honest," Zhang Yuzhe thought to himself, shaking his head, feeling rather depressed.

As the saying goes, flattery will get you everywhere. Sure enough, Zhang Yuzhe's words made the gatekeeper beam with joy. She smiled at Zhang Yuzhe and said, "Young man, you have a good eye! People at home also say I look like a young woman in her twenties! Oh! You're making me blush, even though I also think I look very young, like a blooming maiden of sixteen, you shouldn't be so blunt about it in front of me! (The following 3000 words are omitted)"

Zhang Yuzhe: "…"

"Damn it, will you ever stop?" Zhang Yuzhe was now extremely depressed. He thought to himself: 'If I had known, I would have just sneaked in. If it weren't for the fact that it's broad daylight, I really wouldn't want to go through so much trouble.'

He had originally wanted to give Mengting a surprise, but he didn't expect to give himself one first. Looking at the chattering auntie, Zhang Yuzhe felt that if this auntie were to give a report at a conference, even those high-ranking leaders would have to admit defeat to her eloquence!

With great difficulty, Zhang Yuzhe managed to escape into the girls' dormitory after listening to the auntie's self-praise. Although he hadn't seen Mengting for a few days, he had received text messages from Liu Mengting saying that her progress was very good and that her grandfather, Liu Yuanzong, had put pressure on her family. Although Liu Mengting's family had not yet softened their stance on Zhang Yuzhe and Liu Mengting's relationship, they were now less strict with Liu Mengting. Of course, Zhang Yuzhe knew that he still had a long way to go. If he could also win over Liu Mengting's maternal grandfather's side, then things would probably be much better.

Arriving at Liu Mengting's dormitory, the door was not closed. Zhang Yuzhe was just about to enter when he suddenly heard a series of silver bell-like voices from inside.

"Mengting, these are the clothes I just bought. What do you think?" a girl said with a cheerful laugh.