The Secret to Picking Up Girls

What made Zhang Yuze even more speechless was that Lin Kunhong and Qiu Zhenhua were also sitting there solemnly, looking like eager students.

Just as Zhang Yuze and Wang Kaijun sat down, Zhang Yuze suddenly noticed a familiar face in the seat in front of him.

"Zhang Yuze, didn't you say you'd accompany me shopping these past few days? Why couldn't I find you?" Wu Xin said, glaring at Zhang Yuze angrily.

Zhang Yuze had been in BJ these past few days, so of course, he couldn't accompany her. However, Zhang Yuze couldn't recall ever promising to take her shopping. It didn't ring any bells. Besides, girls these days were masters of making things up, so Zhang Yuze absolutely wouldn't admit to it.

"When did I say I'd take you shopping? Don't go making things up, okay?" Zhang Yuze said sheepishly to Wu Xin.

"Didn't...? Really didn't...? Are you trying to weasel out of it?" Wu Xin glared at Zhang Yuze furiously, her eyes already starting to mist over.

"No, I definitely didn't say I'd take you shopping these past few days. You must be mistaken," Zhang Yuze said, shaking his head like a rattle drum.

"Fine, let's pretend it didn't happen! Then you'll keep me company tonight!" Wu Xin said, looking at Zhang Yuze pitifully.

"Tonight? Tonight won't work!" Zhang Yuze was planning to meet Liu Mengting tonight, so he quickly refused.

"Wah! You're bullying me, going back on your promise!" With that, Wu Xin collapsed onto the desk and started crying.

Zhang Yuze: "…"

Knowing Wu Xin, Zhang Yuze would be surprised if she was really crying. He was just getting annoyed by this girl. Shaking his head, he walked out of the classroom. There were still ten minutes before class officially started anyway!

Zhang Yuze didn't see the fire in the eyes of the boys in the classroom behind him.

Boy A: How dare this guy bully such a cute girl? It's absolutely outrageous and unforgivable!

Boy B: We have to teach him a lesson. I'm a member of Miss Wu Xin's flower-guarding squad.

Boy C: "…"

After a few minutes, Zhang Yuze finally calmed his restless mood. Calculating the time, he realized class was about to start, so he decided to return to the classroom. Unexpectedly, just as he returned, he heard a whooshing sound. Looking closely, he saw a spherical object flying towards him.

Damn it! Who's ambushing me! Zhang Yuze cursed inwardly. Although he was speaking, his hands weren't idle. He punched at the incoming object.

With a "pop!" sound of escaping air, Zhang Yuze's hand went straight through the middle of the object.

It turned out to be a basketball. Damn it! They're actually using a basketball to hit me. This is outrageous! Who is it? Zhang Yuze's eyes widened.

Zhang Yuze coolly took the basketball off his arm, a move reminiscent of Stephen Chow in "Fight Back to School II."

Clearly, Zhang Yuze's move was quite intimidating, but it only fueled everyone's anger.

"Damn it! He's so cocky! Everyone, throw at him!" Someone shouted.

As the shout rang out, countless chalk erasers flew towards Zhang Yuze like a swarm of locusts in a dramatic scene.

Zhang Yuze: "…"

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Where did all these chalk erasers come from? Each class only has two, where did they all come from?

Not having time to think, Zhang Yuze didn't want to be hit and turned into a pig's head! In a flash, Zhang Yuze suddenly remembered that Stephen Chow had a very classic eraser-catching move in "Fight Back to School II". It was really cool, and today might be a good opportunity to learn it.