The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Watching the girl start the sports car and leave, Zhang Yuze finally breathed a sigh of relief. In that instant, Zhang Yuze felt that the girl truly hated him to the extreme. He figured if she had recognized him, he would definitely be in for a beating. However, Zhang Yuze also felt very depressed. He felt very wronged, having seen nothing, yet he had gotten himself into a lot of trouble.

"Mr. Zhang Yuze, what exactly is going on?" Liu Mengting's eyes, full of scrutiny, stared at Zhang Yuze's face.

"Uh! I'm also baffled! Who knows, maybe this girl saw how handsome I am and deliberately approached me like this," Zhang Yuze said with a very smug look.

"Tch!" Liu Mengting certainly didn't believe Zhang Yuze's nonsense.

Zhang Yuze suddenly thought that this old hag might turn around and remember something, then come back. If that really happened, it would be troublesome. When he thought of that MM's murderous aura, who knew if she would take him back and... violate him!

If Zhang Yuze's speed on his bicycle was three meters per second before meeting that MM, now it soared to ten meters per second. The bicycle seemed like it was about to fall apart at that speed.

"Zhang Yuze, slow down! Are you rushing to be reborn?" Liu Mengting's furious voice came from a cloud of dust in the distance.

"No! I'm challenging my bicycle riding limit. It's okay, nothing ever happens to me when I ride a bicycle," Zhang Yuze said confidently.

"Bang!" A very muffled explosion sounded.

Zhang Yuze's even more grief-stricken voice came from the dust, "Damn your ancestors! Why am I so unlucky? The tire blew out."

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Major exams, minor exams, comprehensive exams, Zhang Yuze felt like he was going crazy. Now, in his opinion, senior year of high school was definitely the darkest time of his more than ten years as a student. Second place went to the third year of junior high school. Back then, Zhang Yuze could have sold the test papers he did in that single year of junior high school for over a hundred yuan, but that was still better than the current time. Senior year was truly the darkest year!

This was language arts class, but seeing Xue Jianhua with a stack of test papers under his arm, it was clear that the idea of a sea of questions was universal.

For some reason, Zhang Yuze noticed that the language arts teacher, Xue Jianhua, was looking at him very unkindly. He didn't seem to have offended him recently! Could it be because he was handsome and he was jealous of him? Unable to find a reason, Zhang Yuze could only YY in his heart.

Of course, Zhang Yuze would not have thought that after Xue Jianhua was fooled by Zhang Yuze's three books, "Young A Bing", "Mu Li Seeking Silk and Becoming a Hegemon", and "***", last time, he had specifically asked his daughter to check these famous works online, in the spirit of "it's not too late to mend the fold after a sheep is lost".